Mr. River Mussel

Why would Mr. Bite himself?Zhu Yuan was a little dazed, and had the urge to run away. His heart beat faster and faster, but his legs became weaker and weaker. In a trance, he remembered a dream he had before - a snake chased him and ran while While chasing the snake, he said "you give me a bite, you give me a bite", and then he would be scared awake.

Ao Wen opened his mouth as if to bite Zhu Yuan's face, but when Zhu Yuan's face became paler and paler, he suddenly laughed, and patted Zhu Yuan's shoulder again: "Okay, Great Immortal Cangshu, don't you think Am I really going to bite you?"

Accompanied by Ao Wen's laughter, a warm current entered Zhu Yuan's body from the shoulder patted by Ao Wen's hand, and a picture suddenly flashed in front of Zhu Yuan's eyes - Xian Leqi in the fairy palace with white mist Ming, all kinds of gods come and go...

The picture flashed by, Zhu Yuan quickly came back to his senses, and then looked at Ao Wen uncertainly: "Cangshu Great Immortal?"

"That's right, you are the Great Immortal of Cangshu in the sky. You will go down to the earth to endure calamities if you accidentally offend the Queen Mother, and I am here to take you to heaven."

God?Why does this sound weird?Zhu Yuan looked at Ao Wen pitifully: "Am I going to die?"

Ao Wen was speechless for a while: "Don't worry, you won't die so soon. It's not so easy to be in the immortal class again. It will take ten or twenty years."

Zhu Yuan never believed in what the fortune teller told him when he was a child that he was a god descending from the earth. He never thought that someone would swear that he was a god in the sky. He couldn't believe it for a while: "You didn't lie to me? What should I do? "He was already stupid. It would take 20 years for others to become a fairy again, but it might take him 40 years. By then, his father would have passed away, so it would be fine for him to become a fairy.

"I didn't lie to you. As for what you are going to do... get used to the power of immortality first, and then recite the rules of heaven." Ao Wen suddenly stuffed a shiny thing into Zhu Yuan's mouth, and then Take out a book.

The shiny thing looked like a stone, but it disappeared immediately after being eaten into his mouth, and then Zhu Yuan suddenly felt that his whole body was full of strength. At this time, he naturally focused on the thick book. On the thick book: "This is the sky rule? So thick?"

The young man's eyes were full of curiosity, and the smile on Ao Wen's face became more and more gentle: "Of course this is Tiangui, as for Hou... Actually, this is just the catalog of Tiangui, the real Tiangui is here." He pointed to the bed next to him, and countless books were stacked on the bed, all the way to the ceiling.

Swallowing his saliva, Zhu Yuan suddenly felt that not to mention waiting for his father to pass away, he might not be able to memorize the heavenly rules when he himself passed away, and these terrifyingly numerous heavenly rules made Zhu Yuan even Ao Wen's fairy tricks are not in the mood to care about them—it should be the fairy tricks to make the book appear suddenly, right?

After seeing the true face of Tianshu, Zhu Yuan couldn't help but get entangled. Fortunately, dinner was served at this time.

In order to celebrate his son's entrance into a scholar, Zhu Facai asked someone to buy a whole pork leg, made a large plate of braised pork with braised hoof, killed a chicken and stewed shiitake mushrooms, and finally cooked a table full of dishes.

Zhu Yuan, who was shocked by the news that he was a god just now, immediately forgot that he was a god after seeing the table full of meat, and suddenly sat down at the table and planned to eat, but didn't expect the chair under his buttocks to suddenly disconnect , let him sit down on the ground,

Zhu Facai was taken aback for a moment, but soon came back to his senses: "Son, you have finally gained weight!" His son was really too thin a few days ago!

Ao Wen silently supported the table, so as not to spoil the dishes on the table: "You are different now, be careful."

"Yes, son, you are different now, you are a scholar!" Zhu Facai laughed out loud.

Zhu Yuan was speechless, he was indeed different now, but not because he became a scholar, but because he became a god!

Picking up the chopsticks lightly, Zhu Yuan didn't dare to use any more force, oh, he seems to have become infinitely stronger?

How does it feel to be a fairy?If someone asked Zhu Yuan that, he would definitely say it was terrible.

That's right, it's very bad. After he accepted the inexplicable fairy power, he broke two stools and two chairs, accidentally tore three books and pinched five pens, and finally even gave the bed carelessly. broken.

In the middle of the night, Zhu Yuan quietly knocked on the door of Ao Wen's room: "My bed is broken, what should I do?"

"Sleep with me?" Ao Wen smiled slightly, and stopped joking after seeing Zhu Yuan's eyes full of depression: "Let's go, I'll fix the bed for you."

Tsk tsk, he is a big Luo Jinxian, and now he has been reduced to using fairy art to repair people's beds...

It took several months for Zhu Yuan to finally master the power of the immortals. At this time, the New Year is coming again.

Years ago, Ao Wen received a one-year Shu Xiu from Zhu Facai, and left Zhu's house again.

Ever since he was told that he was a god, Zhu Yuan's legs would no longer go weak when he looked at Ao Wen, but occasionally his heart would beat faster, making him want to turn around and run.Because of this, Ao Wen's sudden departure made him miss him even more than the year before.

Soon, it will be New Year's Eve.

During Chinese New Year before, Zhu Facai would kill two pigs, sell one in the village and keep the other for his family to eat meat, but this year he was overjoyed because his son was selected as a scholar, and finally killed three pigs in one breath, and kept two for himself!

The head of the salted pig used to worship ancestors and gods during the Chinese New Year was taken apart, and Zhu Facai generously distributed half of it to Xiaosi, and found another three pieces of salted meat to share with the cook and two long-term laborers at home, and then let them go home , I and my son slowly eat New Year’s Eve dinner together to watch the year.

"Yuanyuan, you are finally promising. You are the only scholar in our village now. No one dares to bully you. When you marry a wife and give birth to a fat grandson, my life will be complete..." Zhu Facai The capacity for alcohol is very poor, and after drinking a little, he becomes dazed, and starts to talk incoherently.

Zhu Yuan felt a little guilty when he heard that, he is a god, and he doesn't know if a god can marry a wife and have a son... He hasn't read those heavenly rules yet!

Just when Zhu Yuan was struggling, the door of the main room was suddenly blown open by a gust of cold wind, and Zhu Facai, who was still holding the wine glass just now, fell down and hit the ground with a "bang".