If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang followed her mother's preferences, loving flowers, grasses and trees. There are dripping Guanyin fortune trees, dragon claws and lucky bamboos at home.The fresh flowers bought must be divided into 5 vases, one vase in each living room and study room, one vase in the big bedroom, and one vase in the egg house.

This weekend, Eggy will have the chance to sleep late.Knowing that his English foundation is poor, he sat in front of the TV and watched the original soundtrack.Bian Hexuan was not a loving father like Liu Xiang. He hung around the room for a long time with his flowery arms hanging out, poured a cup of hot milk, and urged him: "It's almost over, it's almost 11 o'clock."

"Father, do you think that Mufasa looks like you?" Goudan probed on the verge of being spanked.

"Is this just like Lao Tzu? Have you ever seen the animal world?" Bian Hexuan's eyes were full of complacency, "Your daddy Xiang and I both watch real animals. Who watches cartoons?"

"It's not a cartoon, I'm practicing listening." Eggy was a little fat before, Bian Yun and old man Meng tried their best to nourish him, and after a year of elementary school, he lost his outline, making up lessons and kicking. The ball is the best in everything, black and thin.

Bian Hexuan was pulling his son's head. Recently, this fierce son has grown a lot taller. "You practice listening comprehension in the first grade?"

"Well, I'm a late learner, and Daddy Xiang said that hard work can make up for one's weakness." Eggy looked at Simba on the screen, "The class monitor said that he talked to foreigners when he was 4 years old, and that he even watched Harry Potter." English. He also said that the aunts at home are all foreigners, and I learned it late, but I don’t want to lose.”

"Primary school students are under a lot of pressure now. I didn't even do my homework when I was in school." Bian Hexuan knew that Goudan had a strong self-esteem and wanted to grab the chance to win. I can't get used to it, "That's fine, just watch it for another quarter of an hour and go to sleep, and let your sister Tang Xuan come to tutor you another day. Her English is very good, beep. Let her teach you how to study first, and my father will also teach you during the summer vacation. Get you a foreign teacher, live in our house, and practice with you every day."

At this time, Liu Xiang finished taking a shower, wore a hurdle vest and pajama pants, her hair was not dried, and handed Bian Hexuan a pair of scissors limply: "Brother, I'm done washing."

"Father, are you going to cut Papa Xiang's hair again?" Eggy hurriedly grabbed the lock of hair at the back of her head, fearing that someone might be wrong.

"I won't cut yours. Last time I cut it to the length of a finger belly. See, Grandpa Meng is in a hurry. He is going to use his Shangfang sword to punish me again." Bian Hexuan took Liu Xiang to the balcony, took out a stool, and took a bath towel to him. cover up.

Liu Xiang's bangs are all cut at home, and the traffic on the ring road is outside the window. "Uncle Meng said that Eggy's pigtails are for safety purposes, brother can't cut them anymore."

"Well, don't cut it." Bian Hexuan used thinning scissors, and just trimmed the length. Anyway, people are good-looking, so they can't be cut. "I don't know where Uncle Meng heard it. If you can’t receive such a great fortune, you have to keep a pigtail. This is all superstition, no matter how great the blessing is, our son can still receive it.”

"Superstitious, you can't cut it. If you cut it, he should be worried." Liu Xiang closed her eyes, very relieved of her elder brother's craftsmanship.After clicking for a while, there was some itching on the bridge of the nose.

"Don't reach out, I have scissors in my hand, and I'll poke you again..." Bian Hexuan took a towel and wiped it off, blowing off the little hair, "That's enough."

"Okay?" Liu Xiang shook her head, feeling a lot shorter, "Brother, you are really good at everything. Does it look good?"

"Of course it looks good, I'm so fascinated!" Bian Hexuan pressed the man on the glass and kissed him until his neck became hot and his groin swelled.Liu Xiang is most afraid that her elder brother will do this, Eggy is still watching TV, kissing on the balcony, it's nothing.

So he started elbowing people. "It's not good here... Eggy will come over in a while."

"If he wants to come over, I'll be serious..." Bian Hexuan bullied others, and kissed again, "This week is too busy, I haven't done that for a few days... Do you want to?"

"I think so, but the two of us keep doing this...isn't it good?" Liu Xiang became hot with a kiss.

"What do you mean by old work? You haven't done it for a week." Bian Hexuan was counting the days, and his hands were already inside the vest, "Why don't we both sleep too? Throw the dog eggs into the room and go to sleep... huh?"

Liu Xiang also thought about it, and when she saw the big brother's eyes, she felt as if she wanted to feed the dog with meat buns: "But Dandan's cartoon, I haven't finished watching it yet... By the way, next Friday, Dandan has a football match... ...the parents are going."

"The parents are going again? Is the school teaching the children or the parents now?" Bian Hexuan became annoyed when he mentioned this, "What kind of parent group is there? The teacher is serious and responsible. What are the parents? Just the father of our son's squad leader, Lao Tzu It’s just not pleasing to the eye, what English do you speak all day long? You still use English to type, are there any fucking foreigners in the group?”

"Hey brother, you can't swear. It's not good for you to learn it when your balls are big." Liu Xiang hurriedly covered his mouth, "It's not good for you to learn to swear when your balls are big. You have to go to the football game...he likes to play football."

"Next Friday, brother, check the time in advance."

"Brother is busy, how about...I'll go by myself." Liu Xiang asked to act alone for the first time, taking advantage of the fact that the balcony was not turned on, and the blushing was not obvious when lying, "I am also Dandan's father, go and have a look Come back, okay?"

"No, where can you go by yourself?" Boss Bian refused.

Liu Xiang's mind was full of thoughts about how to lie, Eggy was beaten once, it was very cruel. "...Just give it a try, okay? If you're worried, let little brother Zuo accompany you, and we can go too."

"Xiao Zuo? That's fine." Bian Hexuan weighed the weight of the football game, "Let Xu Ming come pick you up on Friday, and then pick him up for his son... How about going back to sleep now?"

Liu Xiang felt relieved, little brother Zuo would definitely not sue because of Dandan's fight, and dragged Bian Hexuan back to the living room, and saw Dandan lying on the carpet like a little toad, and fell asleep.

"Don't tell me, the dog's ambition is up to me, and the sleeping speed and posture may be up to you." Bian Zongte had no choice but to carry the second dog back to the small bedroom, and then took the wife to bed, ate and wiped off, and hiccupped. , really fragrant.

On Monday the next day, as usual, the whole family attended breakfast.The housekeeping aunt didn't arrive until 9:[-] in the morning. Liu Xiang was used to getting up early, so she made breakfast first and then went to call a senior and a junior.

"Dandan wake up, after dinner dad will take you to the school bus." Liu Xiang smashed Ergou out from under the blanket, "Dandan wake up, it's time to go to school."

"...Father Xiang, I'm so sleepy. One minute, another minute." Eggy is at the age of snoozing, so she refuses to get up. It starts in 1 minute."

Liu Xiang couldn't hold back the child, so she had to go to the master bedroom to find the older one.The master bedroom is an ensuite with a large bathroom with its own cloakroom.Liu Xiang repeated the same mistakes, digging a big dog in the quilt and smashing it: "Brother...Brother get up, let's go to bed after breakfast, okay?"

"Daughter-in-law, you wake up so early... One more minute, brother will be up in one minute." After speaking, he turned over, "Is our son awake... Brother will get up soon."

Always had to repeat this several times before Liu Xiang could pull up one big one and one small one.When the older one gets up, you don’t need to take care of it yourself. The younger one can’t do it. Liu Xiang supervises him brushing his teeth like his mother used to, washes his face and kisses him, and then wipes the baby’s face. He turns from a sleepy egg into a fragrant egg. .

Maybe Bian Hexuan doesn't want a child, his biological clock is quite good, and he has never slept in since he had a dog egg, and yawned at the dining table with his arms propped up. "Ha... my daughter-in-law is here, let's eat, leave him alone."

"Father! Good morning." Dandan woke up after washing her face. She was a very well-behaved child. She said hello to Bian Hexuan before sitting down, and moved her little butt onto the stool: "Father Xiang is making preserved egg and lean meat porridge again! Long live! Long live!"

"You know how to eat. I know it takes the most effort to make this." Bian Hexuan also loves to drink, but he feels sorry for Liu Xiang who got up early. Not only did he prepare shallots one day in advance, but the tenderloin was first oiled before being put into the casserole.In order not to overcook the preserved eggs, put them at the end. It seems simple, but it is all knowledge.

"I know it takes a lot of work. This is the best porridge I've ever had in my life." The porridge bowl used by Dandan is a children's type, with two ear-shaped handles, so it won't be hot when you hold it, and you can drink it right away.Bian Hexuan almost spit out a mouthful of porridge.

"You have been so far in your life. You eat food carefully and slowly, and no one snatches it, so that your grandpa Meng won't say you look ugly." Bian Hexuan was afraid that the child would choke, so he didn't eat it himself, and waited for Liu Xiang.

A few minutes later, Liu Xiang came over with a transparent sealed box, with a post-it note on it, in his handwriting, and wrote Dandan's name: Liu Mingzhi. "Take care of your eggs. When I was in school, my mother would wash the apples and let me eat them at school. So when Dad grows up, you eat them too, and you grow up too."

"Hee hee, thank you dad." Eggy took it with both hands, put it in the schoolbag, and finished the breakfast in a few minutes.The appearance of eating is exactly the same as that of Bian Hexuan. The two of them share the same dining table, and they look like father and son when they are wolfing down.

"Brother, the school bus arrives early on Monday today, so I'll take Egg to wait for the school bus." Liu Xiang pulled the schoolbag for her son, waited for him to put on his sneakers, then squatted down to check the shoelaces, and tightened the little bow. tight.This was all done by Mom in the past, and he remembered it all.

The school bus was right at the gate of the community, Bian Hexuan was a little relieved. "Go and come back quickly. Be careful when getting on and off the car, son, and have fun at school."

"Then Dad Xiang and I are going out, Dad will come back early tonight!" Eggy waved goodbye, closed the door gently, and entered the elevator hand in hand with Dad Xiang.After he got out of the lobby, he squeezed Liu Xiang's hand, and tiptoed to reach adults' ears: "Father Xiang, can you go to the parent-teacher meeting on Friday?"

Liu Xiang nodded and said, "Well, Dad will hold a parent-teacher meeting for you, and little brother Zuo will accompany you."

"Brother Little Zuo! Long live!" Children like people like Mi Xiaozuo, and Eggy is no exception. "No, it's Uncle Zuo."

"Let's just cheat this time, okay?" Liu Xiang was uneasy, and the big and small were in a dilemma, "Fighting is not allowed in the future, the eldest brother said that fighting is a particularly bad behavior, and everything is reasonable...Well, who are you going to fight?" Called?"

Eggy frowned: "I hit the class monitor."

"How can you hit the monitor? In class today, go and apologize to him, don't let him hate you." Liu Xiang remembered that when she was in school, there was a female monitor in her class. , "Eggy, apologize to the squad leader, and don't hold grudges against him. A person's heart is as big as a fist, and the more grudges you hold, the less happiness you will have."

"Well, Dad Xiang, I was wrong, and I will never fight again." Dandan admitted his mistake, and the school bus was waiting on the side of the road. There were several children in the same community who belonged to the same school, and they were all older than Dandan.

"Go." Liu Xiang sent her son to the school bus, feeling reluctant.I used to accompany my children every day. I started elementary school last year. I sent them off in the morning and saw them in the afternoon.During the first days of school, Eggy didn't cry, but Liu Xiang did.

"Father Xiang, bye. People who treat me badly should stay away. At worst, I'll stay away from him and stop fighting." Eggy opened the window and shook her little hand, knowing that her father was different from others, she told her like a grown-up, "Hurry up." Go home, take the promenade, don't walk by the lake, stay away from the water!"

"Remember to eat fruit, grow up." Liu Xiang also waved, and waited for the school bus to disappear before walking back.

At this time, Mr. Bian was sleeping on his back in the big bed, unaware that he had been tricked by his wife and son.