If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Breakfast is usually the lively start of this family, but today it was exceptionally quiet.Bian Hexuan worked hard last night, and finally coaxed his daughter-in-law to call him good brother a few times, and wanted to sleep refreshed.Now I can only pick up Ermi Congee by myself and watch my son droop his head in front of him, like a little stray dog.

It's not because the child's father is not there.

"God, you are in primary school now, eat well." Bian Hexuan also drooped his head, sleepy.

"Well, Daddy, you can eat too. I'll give you an egg." Eggy usually doesn't have to peel the eggs by himself, but today Dad Xiang didn't care, he peeled one by himself, and peeled another for Daddy Gou.

Bian Hexuan saw it, this is not good, there is a problem. "Goddam, come here, come here."

"Father, what are you doing?" Eggy moved down the chair by herself, her nervous expression was both funny and angry.Bian Hexuan scooped it up for his son and put it on his lap, the two stared at each other.

"A man is a bit promising, don't be awkward." Bian Hexuan really didn't know who this child should be with, probably more like himself, with a stubborn mouth.

"I didn't make a fuss. I went to see him last night. He is more obedient than me." Dandan has been close to Liu Xiang since childhood, but Gou Daddy can always give him a sense of security. There is an idiom saying that it is as stable as Mount Tai.

Of course Dandan would not dare to say the word "moving like a mad dog".

"Hey, you still know how to go to see people? I thought you had a small belly." Bian Hexuan remained calm.

"I don't have a small stomach, and I took him to pee." Eggy confessed.

The division of labor between Bian Hexuan and Liu Xiang is very clear. Liu Xiang must have worked harder to take care of the children's daily life, but Bian Hexuan took care of the psychological aspect and often communicated with Dr. Liang.Over the past few years, Bian Hexuan has almost become half a psychologist. The three members of the family all have scruples, especially this little thing, who is very smart and sensitive.

"Why did you see him?" Bian Hexuan asked.

"He sleeps with the night light on, and he is still sick at the age of 7." Goudan is usually afraid of being spanked by Bian Hexuan, but he trusts his father at critical moments, "Wearing my pajamas and holding my Snoopy. He asked Me, can you borrow Dad Xiang for a few days?

Hey, the little one is awesome, it has the demeanor of Lao Tzu back then.Bian Hexuan praised him in his heart, but persuaded him: "My son, this matter is indeed inappropriate for your father. He didn't think much about it. You will understand when you grow up. Your father shouldn't have done this. I didn't ask." You, without your consent, gave your pajamas and toys to other children."

Eggy also suffered a lot from this last night, she raised her face and said, "I'm not stingy."

"You're not stingy, so you should ask first, after all, it's yours." Bian Hexuan fed the egg to the child, and accidentally, the egg yolk covered both of them, "Do you understand the right to use it? Dad bought it for you Things, you can use them however you want. If you don’t like them, you can give them away, or even throw them away, but Dad Xiang didn’t ask you. It’s wrong for him to use them casually. You haven’t peeled off the eggs... Dad understands what he said ?"

"Understood." Eggy felt better now, turned around and took a sugar triangle from the table, took a bite and it was full of sugar filling, like salted duck egg yolk leaking oil, "Hiss, it's so hot! Daddy, you can eat it too. "

"If you don't want to, dad will come back and buy him a new one today." Bian Hexuan wiped the child's mouth.

"I didn't want to last night, but now I do." Goudan said suddenly, "Father, you won't change me back, will you?"

"Tsk, what are you talking nonsense, you little bastard? Didn't you promise not to ask this question?" Bian Hexuan expected that Goudan would think wrong.

Eggy swayed on Bian Hexuan's thigh, and said in a low voice, "You really don't want to change? Little Putao is more obedient than me, and her voice is very quiet. He has single eyelids, but I have double eyelids."

"Little Putao? Did you ask someone's name?" Bian Hexuan has experienced that children's love and hatred are very straightforward. If you say you don't like it or don't want it, it's really from the bottom of your heart.It cannot be ignored just because the child is young.But this kind of emotion comes and goes faster, and it is more transparent than the emotional channels of my own wife, so it is not a problem to channel it well.

"I asked, he has had a knife before, here..." He compared his heart while speaking, and it was the same as Liu Xiang's movements, "Here is a big gash, the scar is so long,"

"Hiss...you two don't know each other, how do you know that she has a scar on her chest?"

"I've been taking off his pajamas. I've been watching him for a long time. There's a red scar." Liu Goudan said comparing lengths.

"Hey, you dog's paw! He stayed at our house for a few days, and asked you to pick it up the first night!" Bian Hexuan flicked his forehead.

Eggy had a headache on her forehead, and clutched her hands: "We are both boys, so what's the matter if we take a look? I also wiped his baby face, but he insisted that it was called Baby Cream. He is not tall, and his name is like a little girl."

"Do you know him? You look at your chest and oil it, who did you learn from?" Mr. Bian didn't remember telling his son about this, and wanted to flick his head again, "Also, don't make fun of people's names. , what happened to the little girl? The little girl is much smarter."

"Girls love to cry." Eggy replied, "Didn't dad say that? A man stands upright, and he bleeds but doesn't shed tears."

"Father did that to encourage you to play football, it has nothing to do with men and women." Bian Hexuan felt that his son's thinking was crooked, so he quickly broke it back, "Boys don't have to play football like you, they can also play like your daddy , gentle and gentle, like your little Uncle Zuo, with long hair. Girls can bleed but not cry, look at your sister Tang Xuan, right? What a tough character! Don't take this as a benchmark, little putao It's just a name, the same as your name Liu Goudan. A boy can be called Xiaoputao, and a girl can also be called... Goudan."

Eggy knew that the problem was serious as soon as her father was serious, so she carefully wrote down every word. "Can the boy shed tears too?"

Bian Hexuan said: "It's ok. Didn't your Xiang daddy say that you can cry when you're sad? Xiang dad also likes to eat big white rabbits, and boys can also like sweets. It doesn't matter whether it's male or female, remember?"

"Remember, when you come back from school, I will apologize to Xiaoputao. Lend Dad to him." Goudan is not a naughty child, but he is too stubborn.

"Brother..." Liu Xiang opened the door of the study and leaned out half of her body. She has been busy all morning and now she doesn't know what to do. he."

After hearing this, Eggy slid off her father's lap consciously, picked up the porridge bowl and drank it clean.

"Okay, you go to deliver the dog eggs, and brother will help you watch him." Bian Hexuan knew that he would not be able to sleep after returning to the cage this morning, so he went to touch his son's face, "Is today a football game?"

Eggy had already forgotten about this, and her chin touched her chest: "Well, Dad, you don't have to go, Dad Xiang and Uncle Zuo go... I will play football and study hard, and I will repay you in the future."

"What are you talking about? I'm so awesome, I want you to repay me?" Bian Hexuan straightened the child's clothes. Although he is not a person with special fatherly love, since he is raised, he must take good care of him. "Listen, there is a father for you in everything." Support me, you will be a good son of our family in this life, I will be proud of you if you can make a name for yourself, and if you can’t make it, you will still be a good son. 360 five elements, the number one in every movement.”

"Really?" Liu Goudan hugged Jin's thigh obsequiously, "Daddy, you are so awesome!"

"That's what you have to do. Hurry up to catch the school bus and kick it this afternoon. Little men don't think about it all day long. If you have that kind of effort, it's better to think about little girls. Didn't you say that your deskmate is good-looking that day? Be polite to female classmates and don't bully them. Buy some snacks to eat together today, be generous." Bian Hexuan was also full of nonsense, anyway, just make it clear.Liu Xiang loves the child, but he doesn't know how to talk about these issues, he just pretends in his heart that Bian Hexuan has to ask.

Liu Xiang didn't even bother to prepare a fruit box for Dandan, so she took a big orange and stuffed it directly into her schoolbag: "Here, when Dandan is eating, ask the teacher to cut it with a knife."

"Don't use a knife, I'll use my mouth to bite!" Eggy changed her depression and ran to put on her shoes, feeling very regretful.In the future, even if the class monitor bullies others, he will not be able to fight anymore. I have to be a good dog and try hard to be the class monitor next semester.

Holding the little hand, Liu Xiang didn't feel that his son was in a different mood, but he still remembered the arrangements for the afternoon. "Dad will hold a parent-teacher meeting for you in the afternoon. I lied to my eldest brother. This is wrong. Let's cheat this time."

"Yeah." Dandan hesitated, "Dad, does Little Putao still have a cold?"

"It's already healed, but Principal Wang is too busy, and he is afraid that the sick child will get sick again." Liu Xiang smiled sweeter than Chengzi, "Father and Xiaoputao have known each other for more than three years. Last year, for Xiaoputao's birthday, my father returned it to him. I knitted a scarf, also bright yellow, just like yours."

"Then...he's all right, let him come out to play. He only needs a pair of sandals, and I'll give him my slippers." Eggy recalled Hong Yanyan from yesterday, "Also, he's too embarrassed to pee."

Liu Xiang just wants to take good care of both children, and doesn't feel the crisis of her son. "Then dad will take him to the toilet, okay?"

Eggy saw the school bus and felt a little bit sad. "Okay, Dad Xiang, I love you very much, I will be obedient from now on."

"Father also loves you very much, and will miss you all his life." Liu Xiang was afraid that the child would not give up on him, so she squatted down and kissed the cheek, and with a pooh kissed away the child's worries.Goudan felt much better now, and quickly ran to the school bus, turning back into a sunny little boy with dark skin, full of happiness in his heart.It's great that both dads love themselves so much.

Bian Hexuan looked at the little boy who was embarrassed to pee in front of him, and he agreed with what Goudan said.Although he understands the truth, this kid looks like Mi Xiaozuo back then, quite funny.

"Then I'll close the door." Bian Hexuan closed the door casually and waited outside.Not long after listening to the water flushing inside, the child opened the door by himself and washed his hands clean.

In fact, Bian Hexuan is not very good at getting along with children, that is, his own dog is not bad. At this time, looking at this little guy, he has no idea what to do.

Little Putao knew last night that there was no mother at home, and Brother Eggy's father would beat people, so she didn't expect to look so tall. "Hi Uncle, my name is Wang Letong, I am 7 years old this year, and my nickname is Xiaoputao." Thinking of Brother Dandan's questioning yesterday, he added, "Because I like to eat grapes, so Mother Wang gave me the name Xiaoputao."

"My dog ​​didn't bully you last night, right?" Bian Hexuan had to squat down while speaking, "Don't be afraid of him, he has a dog temper."

Little Putao shook her head, Liu Goudan's clothes didn't fit her well, and her shorts reached her knees. "Didn't bully me."

The topic came to an abrupt end, Bian Hexuan squatted and looked left and right, unable to find an entry point for communication, feeling a little annoyed. "What... are you full?"

"I'm full, thank you uncle." Little Putao wanted to go back to the study to hide, but this fierce uncle squatted in front of him, blocking the way, "Uncle, are you Brother Dandan's father?"

The size difference is like a small milk cat squatting in front of a wild Chinese native dog. "Yeah, he asked you to call him brother? This brat is taking advantage of you. Are you two the same age?"

"My birthday is young, and I will only be 7 years old during the new year. I will start grade 1 next year." Little Putao reported her false age, and hiccupped as she spoke.

"Hey, what did you eat?" Bian Hexuan didn't know how scary he was.

Little Putao said truthfully: "I ate half an egg, I haven't finished my porridge yet, and I've run out of orange soda."

"Soda? No wonder you burp, it's all gas." Bian Hexuan touched the child's belly, which was swollen.At this time Liu Xiang came back, and the little stiff who dared not move in front of Bian Hexuan turned into a little lively, sweetly called Xiang's father and rushed over.

Are you so fucking scary?Mr. Bian rubbed his chin, thinking he was very friendly.