If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang only felt that after taking a short nap in the car, she opened her eyes and arrived home. "Brother, you drive really steadily. I fell asleep and didn't even know the car was moving."

Bian Hexuan smiled, thinking that the little fool might have to praise himself a hundred times a day. "You sleep heavily, and you fell asleep as soon as you got in the car. Remember that day you were so nervous that you didn't dare to take a breath in the car, for fear that my brother would be abducted by you?"

"No, big brother won't kidnap me." Liu Xiang was also ashamed, "Besides doing housekeeping, this is the first time I live in someone else's house, so I'm not particularly nervous... Hey, where's our balls?"

"Holding the family bucket, let him go back first. You can see how heavy your sleep is, and you don't even know if you bought fried chicken along the way."

Liu Xiangcai noticed that the sky was getting dark, and felt strangely warm in her heart.In fact, my eldest brother and my mother are very similar. My mother always said that the nap should not be too long, but she was reluctant to call herself. When I really fell asleep, I could often have dinner as soon as I opened my eyes. "Did I sleep for a long time? I asked my elder brother to wait in the car again."

"I haven't slept for long. Usually you wake up early, so you don't have enough sleep." Bian Hexuan was not idle in the car, and arranged the work schedule for the next quarter with Tang Xuan, waiting for him to wake up.

"Then let's go home, don't let the family members wait in a hurry." Liu Xiang wore double seat belts in the co-pilot, and he untied one, and the elder brother untied the other.Getting off the car is not going home, it seems to be the opposite direction.

"Don't go back now, there are many people in the family." Bian Hexuan didn't want to join in the fun. There were five people in the house, and it was difficult to cling to his wife. "Have you brought any money?"

Liu Xiang touched his trouser pocket. "Well, bring it. The elder brother said that you must bring a wallet when you go out. I haven't forgotten."

"Just bring it with you. I don't have any money. I'll treat you to a grilled cake." Boss Bian held up his handsome hand, which was still wet just after waking up.

Gu Yi was careful, and used chopsticks to pick off the crispy skin of the fried chicken wings before giving it to Xiao Zuo. "Zuo Er, eat this."

Mi Xiaozuo blows on the wax chip and hangs it around Gu Yi's neck, like an Olympic gold medal. "Here, here's this for you. Little Putao won't make it for you, so I'll make one for you. Engraved your last name on the back, take it home and hang it up."

"It's still good for you." Gu Yi sighed, and continued to carry out the skinning operation.

"Can you save some for me? The fried chicken is delicious on the outer layer, and it's all grilled." Mi Xiaozuo said angrily as he gnawed on the white chicken, "You made all the good fried chicken glossy. Yes, leave me some skin."

"No, traditional Chinese medicine says that the eyes are related to the liver. Eat less greasy food and stay up late." After finishing speaking, he wiped off the crispy skin. "I'm like Zhang's mother in the shop all day long. I have a lot of activity, so it's okay to eat."

Mi Xiaozuo Shizhi tasteless: "It's eating less, and I didn't say I won't give up a bite. Let me take a bite, and I'll make you a wax slice."

"It doesn't matter if you make me a wax figure." Gu Yi was unambiguous in this regard, how to pamper him normally, but the problem of eyes is up to him, "Where did Eggy go?"

"I went to the yard with Xiaoputao to eat. They said there was a big ant nest and I wanted to feed the ants. The children are so active, they are really cute." Mi Xiaozuo glanced from the window, and the two children squatted On the ground, with their backs to the balcony, they were holding golden fried chicken with skin on.

Eggy ran home 10 minutes ago and saw the problem at a glance.Now there are only two people in the yard. They bumped their knees and asked, "Why did you change your pants?"

"It was discovered by you..." Little Putao took a bite and threw a piece to the ant, "It's changed, the socks are changed, are they yours?"

Goudan glanced at his little sandals: "It's mine, did you pee your pants?"

Little Putao was honest, nodding her head and gnawing on the chicken leg, her mouth was greasy: "Uncle Boss threatened me by saying that I stole grandpa's flowers, I didn't want to pee my pants."

"Uncle Gu Yi likes to scare people, and he always scares me, but I'm not afraid at all." Eggy twisted her shoulders, squatting much taller than others, "Have you changed your trousers? You can't wear them." wet?"

"Ah, you are not allowed to ask." Little Putao turned her face away and looked at the big ant.

"Is it really wet? That's not good, Dad Xiang said, wet buttocks are easy to get rashes!" Eggy had it herself, and it was so uncomfortable.

Little Putao breathed so fast: "Don't speak loudly, I'm not wearing pants."

"Ah?" Goudan was dumbfounded.

"I came in a hurry, so I brought a change of clothes and put them at your house. The handsome uncle couldn't find them, so he put on a pair of pants for me. Brother Dandan, do you still have pants? Lend me to wear them when you go to bed at night, and I will wash them tomorrow morning clean for you."

"Mine? Yes, you should have said it earlier, and I would have let you..." Eggy wanted to say, you would have asked Dad to buy a new one. He is still young, but he knows a lot after school. How ashamed are others.

Now the little grape is relieved, he gnawed on a fried chicken leg for a long time, chewing carefully. "Lend me to wear it for one night. I don't sleep at night, so I go to the toilet a few times."

"I didn't say no to borrowing it. What's wrong with you peeing? I washed the pants." Eggy was a little narrow-minded. This was his first good friend, and he was closer than his classmates in school. , What's wrong with wearing a pants?Even in the future, you can wear it for him.

Little Putao is afraid of making trouble for herself. "I can also wash clothes myself. The fifth and sixth sisters are both middle school students. They taught me."

"Then you were naked and crying last night." Eggy felt that this kid turned his back on him, "I recognized you for wetting the bed. You are not ashamed to urinate on such a big map."

"Ah, don't talk about me, I won't feed ants with you." Little Putao felt very ashamed, and covered her face with oily hands, but, brother Dandan helped herself to bear the crime of bedwetting, if she was really angry, she would be Cheapskate.

After Liu Goudan gnawed the chicken bone, he threw it to the ant nest, watching the densely packed labor ants come over for dinner. "I won't tell anyone, just look at this."

"What are you looking at?" Little Putao wanted to pretend to be angry, so as not to embarrass herself with this matter in the future, she couldn't help but look between her fingers, "It's a little turtle watch!"

"It looks good, my dad said, this watch was drawn by Xiang's dad, it's from my family, he has one, actually I have one too, I never showed it to you." Liu Goudan is indeed better at lying than his peers, Make up a story in a few words.

We've been together for the past few days, but Little Putao never noticed whether he has a little turtle watch on his wrist. "It's so beautiful, your house is so nice, even the canopy is thinking about it."

"My dad said that you should think about people who are good to you. I'll draw one for you too, isn't that all right?" Eggy began to feel uncomfortable.

"I don't want it. I'm not your family. Besides, I have small wrists, so I can't draw." Little Putao finally finished eating the fried chicken, and rubbed his mouth with the back of his hand. .

From a distance, Bian Hexuan saw the two of them squatting on the ground as if they were eating dirt.After walking in for a look, he yelled, "What are you two doing? Wash your hands!"

"Father, you're back!" Eggy rolled up his sleeves immediately, afraid that the little secret would be revealed, "We are feeding the big ants. Grandpa's big ant nest has been raised for several years, and it is very big."

It was completely dark, and there was a mosquito suction lamp in the small courtyard. Liu Xiang and his elder brother came back hand in hand, and ate half a plate of grilled cakes, and a corner of Xianghe meat pie.Two adults and two children were separated on both sides of the iron fence, and they were all well fed.

"Father Xiang!" Little Putao knew that she was about to go back, so she stretched out her little hand through the fence, "Father Xiang, I've made a wax sheet. I'll see you off when you come in. Thank you for taking care of me."

"What kind of wax?" Da Gou Zai and Er Gou Zai asked at the same time.

"My beautiful uncle helped me make it together. If you have perfume, you can hang it in the cabinet, but I don't have any perfume." Little Putao was explaining, and Gu Yi showed up with a finished wax piece. Seeing Brother Xuan, he felt guilty.

Don't let brother Xuan know that you scare the child into the urine!Gu Yi regretted it at the beginning, because Bian Hexuan always hated the big bullying the small, and he was several times bigger than Little Putao.

"Xiangxiang, you are back, I wonder who is talking outside." Mi Xiaozuo also came out, and found that everyone was staring at Xiaoputao, feeling guilty.Brother Xuan, did you see it?Not so good?

"Did the little guy change his pants?" That's right, Boss Bian is that smart.

"That, that is the wax sheet." Little Putao wanted to run back to the house to hide, but the boss uncle blocked the way, so he had to point to his tall shoulder and said, "That, that is. I made three, one for the beautiful uncle , one for Dad Xiang, and one for Brother Eggy."

"Oh, what about Lao Tzu's?" Bian Hexuan took out the key to the small courtyard. Uncle Meng should come back from practicing sword at this time.

"Ah, uncle, I'll make one for you right now." After finishing speaking, he slipped past Gu Yi and disappeared without a trace.The corners of Boss Gu's mouth twitched, this little guy is too good at reading things, so it's fine if he blatantly doesn't give it to himself, he's pretty good at flattering Brother Xuan.

But what people didn't expect was that Little Putao hid in the hut until the adults went upstairs to sleep and didn't show up.Liu Xiang didn't know what he was hiding, so she went in and said good night, kissed his cheeks, and even suggested going upstairs to sleep together.But why would Little Putao dare to come out of the house again? Uncle is too smart, he would reveal his secrets at a glance, but brother Dandan is reliable, so he doesn't say anything.

"What's wrong with that child? Are you so afraid of me?" Bian Hexuan touched his chin, and it was time to shave again.

"Little Putao is not afraid of you, he said, thank you uncle for buying fried chicken, and asked me to give this to you." Liu Xiang took off the wax plate around her neck to hang up for her elder brother, but she didn't know her little tricks How pediatric.

Lying was almost too late, his expression and eyes were not in place, and he almost stumbled, but Bian Hexuan was reluctant to expose it.

People with higher IQs lie sooner. Liu Xiang's mother waited 18 years for her son to lie to him, and Bian Hexuan was reluctant to beat her back.Just lie to him, with just this little trick, the whole world will lie to him too.No matter how high your IQ is, you can't stand being fooled willingly.

"Then you thank him for my brother, the child is very caring." Bian Hexuan looked at the so-called gift carefully, "Is there a flower here?"

"Well, Little Putao said he couldn't die." Seeing that the work was done, Liu Xiang relaxed her shoulders.Little Putao didn't give it to her elder brother, she said it was for herself.But I really asked myself to say thank you, and said that it was not rude, but I ran back to the house to hide because I wanted to pee.

"Unexpectedly, your mother planted a small pot back then, and she can still do this now." Bian Hexuan took it off and put it on for his daughter-in-law, "Come on, he gave it to brother, it's my thing. But brother likes you, and I don't know what to do." Here it is for you, listen."

Liu Xiang took the initiative to get into her arms, and she lied to others, and her eldest brother treated her so well. "I am the most obedient, I am the most obedient in the world, don't worry, big brother, I like you too, but I like you."

"Of course I know." Bian Hexuan's brain motor started again, and now the little fool feels ashamed, so let's take the opportunity to touch his ass.

Eggy has a small red wax flake on her neck, and a small yellow flower is sealed inside. "Thank you, little grape."

"You're welcome, if there are enough small candles, I would like to make one for grandpa. But the small candle was burned by the pretty uncle, and he gave it to the boss uncle." Xiao Putao wore a pair of trousers that did not belong to her, and hung them to dry on the bed The pajama pants on the head are almost dry.

"Are you going back?" Eggy asked.

"Yeah, I had a knife in my chest, so I didn't adopt my parents." Little Putao smiled, "But don't worry, Mama Wang will take me with her wherever she goes, and sometimes she will take me home. my mother."

"Oh..." Eggy was burning her feet, and suddenly felt how this weekend was so fast.

"When you are on summer vacation, Hexiang's father will come to me. I will show you my sister, brother, sister... My sister is still young and not in good health, so I won't play with you. I like my little sister the most."

"I will be on summer vacation next Tuesday. It will be two months. I will be in the second grade when school starts again." Goudan stepped on the water, absent-minded.Alas, I will be a second-grade elementary school student soon, and I finally made a friend.I finally have a good friend.