If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

"Then...thank you, brother. Goodbye, brother." Liu Xiang stood stupidly and smiled beautifully at Dai Chunli.Mom said, you have to be polite when picking up other people's things.

Mr. Bian listened and rubbed his temples vigorously on the bed. He got a headache, which annoyed him to death.

night.

Bian Hexuan's last mobile phone was smashed by himself, and now he has a new one in his hand, with a clean photo album.After much consideration, Bian Hexuan clicked on WeChat.

He was not so nervous when he lost everything for the first time.

Opening WeChat, Bian Hexuan pulled two people from the communication list and created a WeChat group.

[Bian Hexuan: ...]

[Wang Yuda: ...]

[Dai Chunli: ...]

[Dai Chunli: Brother Xuan, I really didn't mean it, I really didn't see it.The boy is so good-looking, I want to poach him, it's really not on purpose! ]

[Wang Yuda: Xiao Dai, please don't say a few words. ]

[Dai Chunli: Brother Xuan, I really have no other meaning. ]

[Wang Yuda: Mr. Bian, don't worry, this matter cannot be spread.It's good for people in this situation, and they shouldn't break the law. ]

[Dai Chunli: Don't worry 180 times! ]

[Bian Hexuan: Are you fucking sick?He is really a nurse, I just think he is stupid and embarrassing. ]

[Dai Chunli: Yes, yes, it's quite embarrassing, Brother Xuan, do you want to change?Tomorrow, I'll replace you with someone with nursing experience! ]

[Wang Yuda: Xiao Dai, please stop saying a few words. ]

[Bian Hexuan: No need. ]

[Dai Chunli: Change Brother Baxuan, a fool can't be a nurse. ]

[Bian Hexuan: It's not a fool, but a slight mental retardation. ]

After the sending was completed, Bian Hexuan stared, and was stunned for a while, as if his soul had pulled away from his real body.I don't know how long it took, and after the primordial spirit empowered him, he crawled and opened the bedside table, took out Liu Xiang's health certificate, and confirmed it again and again.

grass!The disease is not contagious, is it?poisonous!

Liu Xiang knew that she had caused trouble, so she drooped her shoulders and hid in the toilet washing her panties, not daring to say anything.

At noon, he said the wrong thing, and the brothers were frightened by him, and the eldest brother was not happy.He really didn't want to do this, he knew his intelligence better than anyone else, he could distinguish right from wrong, and he could understand most of the conversations, but his memory was particularly bad, and he had to tell him over and over again to remember many things.

In addition, the logical ability is very poor, and the language expression is not smooth.

Like at noon, the eldest brother said he was dumb, but he forgot all about it in less than an hour.When I was a child, my mother took me to the hospital for an examination. The doctor said that my intelligence was less than 80, which was a slight mental retardation, but there was only one chance to improve during adolescence.After so many years, no one taught him, no one took him to the hospital for examination, and Liu Xiang didn't know his intelligence.

"Xiangxiang."

"Hey!" Liu Xiang stood up from the small wooden stool, unscrewed the toilet door, her chin was about to poke her chest, "Brother called me?"

Bian Hexuan's expression was really ugly, and he could hardly read: "Why are you hiding in the toilet!"

"I'll wash your underpants... Brother, do you want to wash your underpants? I'll wash them for you." Liu Xiang wasn't very good at coaxing people, her hurdling vest wet her lower abdomen, her forearms and calves were all wet.

"Aren't you stupid to wash your underpants all the time? Come here!"

Bian Hexuan knew that he was angry with himself.How to describe this feeling, like driving a racing car with an excellent driving experience, but the steering wheel is not in your hands.I can't grasp the left, right, front, back, and although the body feels pleasant, I am always on the verge of losing control, being choked by the engine.

Or a director with poor eloquence, the script has been set and the actors are in place, but the main scene is messed up by extras.

"Brother, I'm here." Liu Xiang sat on the chair dutifully, not touching the hospital bed, "Brother, did I get into trouble at noon? Don't be angry, I'll wash your underpants."

At this moment Bian Hexuan didn't know who to hate: "What do you think?"

Liu Xiang frowned, her voice sounded like she was choking on water, and it was also wet: "Brother, let me tell the truth, my brain is not good, really, I can't remember things. You said I was dumb, I started I remember it firmly, but after a long time, no one mentioned it to me, so I forgot. The same thing, others remember it all at once, I can’t, I always forget... Before my mother died, I wanted to be a little cook at first, but I learned how to cook for a year, and I can do everything... But my brain is not good, brother, I can't remember what the guests ordered, I always have to ask, I always have to ask the brother who passes the dishes, the boss is annoying I quit. Actually, I don’t like to work as a nurse, but no restaurant wants me. But my mother said it’s good to work as a nurse, so I did it.”

Liu Xiang rarely spoke a long series of words, each word was like a small sour fruit, Bian Hexuan chewed it in his mouth, the taste was indescribable.It's an admission of mistakes, but it's not all, it's more like a confession, and I rush to say a few words to the big brother who can talk to me, or I should be overwhelmed.

"You have a bad memory? Then you can leave tomorrow, you won't be able to work as a nurse if you have a bad memory!" Bian Hexuan vented his anger.

"This! No way!" Liu Xiang sat very well, without breasts, without hunchback, swinging Bian Hexuan's arms, "I'm really angry, my brother can deduct a few days' wages... I'm still angry, deduct a week's salary , I don’t need to pay overtime pay during holidays.”

Is that how you admit your mistakes?If this happened to an unscrupulous employer, Bian Hexuan guessed that a fool's salary could be deducted if he made a mistake.

It's so stupid, it makes people bully everywhere.

Bian Hexuan didn't want to ask him to let go, and twisted his own flower arm with both hands, quite enjoying it: "No, you have a bad memory, what should you do if you gave me the wrong medicine!"

"This one won't! I, I, you wait!" Before Bian Hexuan finished speaking, Liu Xiang ran to look through her luggage, and the one that Bian Hexuan had thrown away was torn a big hole.Bian Hexuan looked at it and frowned, remembering that there was a mountaineering bag for outdoor sports at home, a Norwegian brand, brand new, water blue.Thinking about it this way, the broken bag was even more unsightly, and it made him uncomfortable to see it. He had to watch Liu Xiang use it with his own eyes.

Liu Xiang ran over, obviously only a few steps away, he insisted on running, he was in a hurry, with a red book in his hand, as if handing in his homework: "I have memorized everything, the medicine is good, you check it!"

Whoops, bluff.

But the part of the tongue that was licking back and forth between the teeth was exposed, and Liu Xiang was a little scared.He was really afraid of leaving the house, he didn't want to leave.

Bian Hexuan just wanted to laugh, with his face raised slightly, he smiled charmingly.Is this a threat to him?I haven't seen anyone before, and I can be threatened by a fool?The red skin was already in his hand, but he wanted to turn it over slowly and lazily, to see Liu Xiang's unstoppable impatience, and to see Liu Xiang's eyes glued to his face.

Open it up, and as Bian Hexuan guessed, it's all trivial things that a fool writes down every day.From how many times Bian Hexuan went to the toilet a day, what time he relieved his hands, to what medicine he took, what kind of IV, and even how many times he woke up at night, which leg felt uncomfortable, everything was detailed, like taking care of a bedridden relative.

The soreness in his chest came back unexpectedly, and Bian Hexuan felt sore all over.

"I'm not paralyzed, you're sick of memorizing so much!" He said suddenly, and threw the notebook back again.Liu Xiang didn't think that her elder brother would ignore it, and holding the notebook, she lost her mind for a while.

"Brother, let me fetch water for you." Liu Xiang said, he wanted to fetch water, and he stayed after fetching water on the first day.

"What kind of water are you fetching? Do you fetch water after you have eaten?" Bian Hexuan was very annoyed, inexplicably annoyed, he thought it was because Liu Xiang had scalded blisters on his hands, and it was all caused by blisters.

In fact, Liu Xiang's handwriting is not ugly, it looks like he has practiced it.

"I didn't eat, my brother won't eat at night, and I didn't dare to eat." Liu Xiang sat back again, wearing a thin hurdling vest with her chest and neck exposed, and pajama pants given by Bian Hexuan, without socks. The feet are also wet.

Bian Hexuan's Adam's apple was sliding, brewing.The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and the winter in the north is not moist, and he feels damp in his nose.

"Are you still eating Chuan Chuan Xiang?"

Liu Xiang didn't even think about it: "Eat."

Bian Hexuan snorted, thinking that a fool is a fool, he was scared for a minute, but now he only cares about eating. "It's so late, I don't have anything to eat, let's go to noon another day, push me to bask in the sun first, and then I'll buy it for you. Now you heat up your dinner in the microwave, so you can make do with it."

"Yeah." Liu Xiang left after listening, unlike normal people.

"Xiangxiang."

"Brother called me? Do you want to wash your pants?" Liu Xiang sat back again.

"What's wrong with my underpants? Do you insist on washing them?" Bian Hexuan didn't want to ask at this time, but he felt itchy and couldn't help it: "I ask you, your mother taught you how to write?"

Liu Xiang thought for a while: "I was taught by my teacher at school. My mother bought me a lot of copybooks and asked me to practice every day. My mother said that hard work can make up for weakness."

Good work can make up for one's weakness.From Liu Xiang's mouth, it became four small sour fruits again.

"Bring a pen over here and write a few for Big Brother to see." Bian Hexuan especially likes to watch people write, and he doesn't know what's wrong with it. He can write with pen or brush.Liu Xiang didn't know it, so she went to look through the bag again, and took out a very old pen, no need to ask, it must be something left to him by the foolish mother.

"Brother, where should I write?"

"Just write the book." Bian Hexuan laid the little red book flat, pressing down the disobedient corners.Bo'er took off the cap of the pen, and Liu Xiang put the tip of the pen to her mouth, let out a sigh of relief, and asked, "Brother, what should I write?"

Bian Hexuan held back for a while, then said, "As far as your level is concerned, you can write whatever you can."

Liu Xiang tilted her head and thought for a while, then blushed unexpectedly.His left arm was very close to Bian Hexuan, almost sticking to the hospital gown.The arms are not soft at all, a manual worker.The forearm is much whiter than the forearm, which proves that Liu Xiang is a person with a fair complexion, but in summer, the outdoor work load is doubled, which makes her tanned.There are also two scars on the left arm, from the vaccines for vaccinia and smallpox.

How much baby face has been smeared on the body, you can smell it without getting close, the fragrance is so soft.

Bian Hexuan couldn't help being distracted.When the cowpox was planted, no one could tell that the little fool had a problem with his intelligence, right?

"Brother, do you think I can write well?" Liu Xiang stroked her bangs to the side, her eyebrows stretched out with a smile.Bian Hexuan gave the primordial spirit empowerment again, and licked Liu Xiang's hand a few times before reading his handwriting.

Big brother is very beautiful.

Bian Hexuan is not someone who eats sugar-coated cannonballs, and he is praised too much.It was the first time to repeatedly praise him for being beautiful.The compliment made him a little apprehensive, Mr. Bian, who had never been worried about his face before, became worried. For a moment, he worried that he would not be able to live up to this silly compliment.

"Are you stupid?" Bian Hexuan patted him on the head, not hard.I didn't want to curse, I just blurted out.Liu Xiang's handwriting resembles his own, with vertical and horizontal lines, which is fine at first glance, but after careful identification, one can guess that the person who wrote the handwriting was a young man with no signs of growth to be found.

"It's not a fool, it's a slight mental retardation." Liu Xiang left the little red book and pen behind, and got up to heat up the meal by herself.He was so happy that he wanted to hum a song, but he could only hum a few indecent syllables and couldn't even form a nice melody.It's a song he made up by himself, and he only hums it a few times when he's particularly happy.

"Fuck, you must be sick." Bian Hexuan covered his tender lips, and turned his face to look out the window.The glass was polished by the idiot with newspaper, reflecting Liu Xiang's very beautiful face, her cheekbones blushed inexplicably.

Bian Hexuan suddenly became annoyed again.He particularly hated this feeling, as if his heart had been poked with a needle point, and if it was poked again, it would explode.