If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

After looking back and forth several times, Yan completely asked Bian Hexuan to put it aside.This hand is the kind that Bian Hexuan can watch all day long.

"How old are you? Where are you from?" Bian Hexuan began to scrutinize people in a serious manner. He has traveled all over the world for many years, and he claims that he rarely makes mistakes in seeing people.Mi Xiaozuo looks small, and the boy probably isn't too big, so standing behind him doesn't violate harmony at all.He wears a light gray sports suit, a hoodie in winter, and a maroon down vest.With a small face, or rather a small skull, Bian Hexuan has been in contact with producers and young directors, and this kind of boy has the proportion that they say is very good-looking on camera.

The lines on the face are retracted, and every piece of flesh has not grown blindly, so the thin and youthful look is preserved.The eyes are big, the folds of the double eyelids are deep, and there is a pair of lying silkworms.The lower lip is fleshy.

"I'm 29." He opened his mouth in standard Mandarin, but he didn't recognize his birth, and he even added a small smile.Bian Hexuan was stunned by his small but neat white teeth, and a gentle avalanche came to his mind.

Fuck, there are crouching silkworms that people like, but they can't be hated.

"I can't see it, you look small, I thought you were a college student." Bian Hexuan bit the three characters of college student very hard, guessing the shape of the legs wrapped by the outline of the sweatpants, and concluded that he guessed the same. Ten, "You used to be a sports student, right?" This figure looks like a long-distance runner.

After wearing sports pants for a long time, the knees will be stretched out, like a small bowl, but the small bowl on this pair of pants is too fucking high, how long is the Achilles tendon?

"Brother Xuan, he actually..." Mi Xiaozuo was carrying an open luggage bag, camouflage army green, the kind commonly seen when returning home during the Spring Festival travel, and it looked like a nurse's.Just as he was about to say something, Bian Hexuan made a stop gesture and pointed: "Xiao Zuo, don't interrupt, let others speak for themselves."

Another buy one get one free smile.So Bian Hexuan had another avalanche.Just when Bian Hexuan thought he guessed it right, he shook his head again.

"Not a sports student? It's a pity that you don't practice track and field with your qualifications." Bian Hexuan even imagined the picture, the little nurse is galloping in the university stadium, long-distance running, hurdling, pole vaulting, and those long legs like horses, "That is Art students, you must have run away. Did you play the piano when you were young?"

He was just staring at the pair of hands he liked, and didn't notice Mi Xiaozuo's hesitation to speak.This time the little nurse didn't smile or shake her head, but looked at Bian Hexuan with a researching look.He also has bangs, his head is tilted slightly to the right, and his eyes blink more and more slowly, like an avalanche of slow motion.The little nurse was thinking about something, Bian Hexuan understood, but why did this scene and this expression look so familiar?

"Brother Xuan is actually Xiao Liu..." Mi Xiaozuo felt that he could no longer hide it, so he pushed down his glasses, and everything was over.

"Hello, brother." As if he had rehearsed ten thousand times, Liu Xiang, who was found by Mi Xiaozuo from the home economics center, was also like a sports student and an art student. Bian Hexuan gave a smirk like a hypermarket selling slow-moving items.The deliberate heat came to this face, it was earthy and cheap.Bian Hexuan was so shocked by this smile that the Himalayas collapsed under the snow, not because the smile was too suitable for his appetite, but because he instantly remembered where this familiar look came from.

Just the kind of smile in Forrest Gump that a fool would have!

Liu Xiang stood in front of the TV in a single ward, as if standing on a garbage dump.The zipper of the luggage bag opened with a flick, and it spilled all over the floor. There were flesh-colored long johns, change pants, plastic soap boxes, small toothbrushes and toothpaste, and the street stalls were so lively.He knew that he had a little brain, which is commonly known as stupid by normal people, and the man with the plaster leg on the hospital bed was particularly fierce.You were kind to yourself just now, weren't you?When I asked him how old he was, he said 29, no lie, he is really 29, and his ID card is in his pocket.

The newly replaced second-generation ID card, the laminated film is still not willing to tear off.The kind of wild dogs raised loose on the construction site are so crazy, with khaki fur and green eyes, they turn their faces and deny anyone because of one bite.

Liu Xiang is particularly afraid of dogs, and now he is a little scared.

Is it because of the fear of mild mental retardation contagion?Liu Xiang doesn't think so, he understands, this is his own disease, it is a disease born in the brain, there is no cure.Is it because of this disease that you hit him with a luggage bag?

"I'm paralyzed by Liu Xiang! I was overturned by the silly dog ​​car! I'll raise him for another half a year! You found a fool, and it happened to have the same pronunciation as Liu Xiang. You did it on purpose!" Bian Hexuan rubbed his heart, Huo started to do it, especially after Mi Xiaozuo handed him a piece of A4 paper.A copy of the front and back of the ID card, the name is Liu Xiang.Mi Xiaozuo was one meter away from him, and Bian Hexuan threw the copy on his glasses, and when he got over his anger, the broken bag fell apart, and the celestial girl scattered rotten flowers, covering half the room.

Mi Xiaozuo rubbed his eyes: "Brother Xuan, just make do with it..."

"Use his uncle! Tell him to get lost! I, Bian Hexuan, died of pain! Died in the ward! Jump from the third floor! I will never use a fool!" Bian Hexuan was really angry.A lot of things fell out of the distressed luggage, and a beige ball the size of a fist landed right on Bian Hexuan's right leg.

Socks, clean socks, the cheapest towel bottoms, actually don't absorb sweat at all, they are all deceptive, foolish!At the age of 18, Bian Hexuan was engaged in the wholesale of small commodities in Guangzhou, and he often traveled north to Shenzhen to transport these counterfeit goods.

"Brother Xuan, it's really hard to find someone before the festival. Some of them will pick up jobs when they hear that you won't do it. You have a broken thigh and you've only been cared for for three months. It's all the work of the nurses when you go to the ground and stand up at night. Finding a short person can’t support you at all. People in the home economics center said that Xiao Liu often works as a nurse and works hard. He is also a Beijinger and doesn’t go to his hometown. Only those who have just settled down are left, or they will be picked away early. "Mi Xiaozuo continued to give Bian Hexuan his hair, a true friend, and he didn't mean to shake his face.

Bian Hexuan didn't know where his anger came from, it might be stomach fire. "Do you believe this too? When I talk about business, I'm not as good at bragging as this? Who else would recognize my brother? You don't think I'm shameless enough for wearing a cuckold. Find a fool with the same name to scare me? You fucking did it on purpose Bar?"

"Brother Xuan, Xiao Zuo has been running around for a day, so don't say a few words." Gu Yi couldn't sit still, his arms were very long, and he stretched out his hand to pull Mi Xiaozuo back, fearing that Bian Hexuan would go crazy and hurt innocent people, "The whole room is in a strange mess, Then whoever, clean up by yourself." I didn't call out my name on purpose, for fear of adding fuel to the fire.

Liu Xiang didn't move, her lips were slightly parted, and she could see the tip of her tongue restlessly pressing against her teeth, so beautiful that it seemed to light up the ward.Bian Hexuan suddenly thought of Liu Xiang who had just entered school that year, held his cigarette in his mouth irritably, and raised his chin towards Liu Xiang: "See if Gu Yi is there? He's just a fool, whoever you call him, he doesn't know you order him around." .”

The person was brought back by Mi Xiaozuo, and he had to protect him: "Liu Xiang, you pick it up first, and I will compensate you if it breaks."

Bian Hexuan saw it accurately, Liu Xiang really didn't know who was referring to himself just now.This time when I called my name, I went to pick it up nervously, and picked it up with my buttocks. Long johns, socks, underpants, and toiletries. Pick up one and straighten your waist once. It’s not like a normal person picks up all of them and then gets up. Like a chicken chasing a handful of invisible millet.When you bend over, you show your back, and when you bend over, you show your back.Liu Xiang was the last to get the fake Li Ning socks on the bed.

He wanted to take it, but he felt as if he was about to be bitten by a mad dog as soon as he reached out.

"Your?" Bian Hexuan asked frivolously, not knowing what he wanted to do.He has liked smart people since the day he was in business, like Liu Xiang, who knows the second half of a sentence when he says it.Stupidity is a disease in his eyes, and it takes a lot of effort to say a word.

"Well, mine, brother, can you give it to me?" Liu Xiang answered [-], and stood over lightly, hesitating whether to take it or not.Bian Hexuan sized him up, his double eyelids were wide and parallel, if he wasn't a fool, he would have wondered if this kid had his double eyelids cut by a knife.The brow bone is extremely long, and the proportion is just right, if it is lowered a little bit, the eyebrows will press down on the eyes.

Hanging at just the right height, it achieves the melancholy of going to the country and nostalgia in the eyes.It's a pity that no matter how good-looking he is, he is still a fool.

"Then tell me what's your name? I'll return the socks to you." Bian Hexuan asked knowingly, seeing that the fool tilted his head when he was thinking about something, his eyes blinked slowly, and his lips couldn't close when he was afraid. Little slits, the tip of the tongue licks the teeth.

"My name is Liu Xiang, Wendao Liu, and He Yuexiang." The answer was beyond everyone's expectations, clear and crisp, and she should really go to the freshman introduction meeting of a prestigious university.

"Who taught you to say this? Do you have another name?" Strange, Bian Hexuan saw him licking his teeth, and felt thirsty, so he twisted a bottle of soda and drank it first.It is impossible for a fool to make up the words of a cultured person like tearing down characters and deciphering names. Bian Hexuan made another old mistake, asking questions like a mad dog smelling meat.

"My mother taught me." Liu Xiang answered quickly, and stopped talking after answering. There was a layer of small red balls on the sides of the maroon down vest, and he was a big, stupid man who was ignored by no one.Bian Hexuan became even thirstier. He thought that if Sister Bian was here, she would use the small scissors to clean up the shabby thread.

After filling half a bottle of soda water, Bian Hexuan waited dryly for the next sentence.What the fuck did the idiot teach?That's okay, this mother has a lot of experience to support such a stupid son.After waiting for a while, the whole bottle of soda was finished, Bian Hexuan realized that Liu Xiang had skipped his question, and started licking his teeth again!

Didn't want to talk to him at all.

"It's so fucking stupid, you can answer one at a time." Bian Hexuan laughed suddenly, waiting for the idiot to answer because he was whimsical.He understood that this kid was asking one question and answering another IQ, and he would quit after throwing a bunch of questions, tilt his head, and lick his teeth.He can remember the first question mark.

Liu Xiang felt very uncomfortable, knowing that people hated him. "It's not a fool." He said, his voice split the smoky air in the room. His voice was a little nasal, which made people have to listen, and he had to listen carefully. "It's a slight mental retardation, not a fool."

"Isn't a slight mental retardation a fool?" Bian Hexuan felt that his eyeballs were hot when he looked at him, as if the moisture on the eyeballs had been evaporated dry with a squeak.He didn't feel that he had bullied him, but what happened to that nasal voice?Without making a sound, Liu Xiang just reached out and dug in the outer pocket of the down vest, like a bottomless pit.

There was a rattling sound, and it sounded like there was still a bunch of keys inside.

Just when Bian Hexuan was seriously considering whether this kid would take out a gun and kill the three brothers, Liu Xiang handed over a card case, which was transparent plastic skin, with one side cracked, and glued it on with transparent tape of.Bian Hexuan didn't want to pick it up, who knows if it won't be clean, for fear of germs.

Seeing his indifference, Liu Xiang became a little anxious. If the deposit was handed over to the housekeeping company, he would have to register, and if he asked someone to rush back, it was nothing.

"Brother, take this from me." With a smile unique to those who are mentally retarded, Liu Xiang squeezed the brother's hand on the bed, rubbed open his tightly fastened tiger's mouth, and stuffed the card bag into his hand, as if stuffing it well. Something, "I'm not a fool, I'm just slightly mentally retarded. I'm not contagious. I have a health certificate."

That hand was like a loaded gun, it hooked Bian Hexuan between its fingers, and would not let go, killing Bian Hexuan instantly, blood spattered on the spot.