If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang saw her elder brother holding the phone, and her mind was all on the tofu, and she corrected weakly: "Also, I'm not a fool, but a mild mental retardation. My mother said that I must eat ground tofu today."

"Eat, eat, eat tonight." After finishing speaking, Bian Hexuan was speechless.No, just smoke a cigarette to suppress the shock.He felt that when a fool showed his mother, it was like a red card warning, be careful that my mother treats you at night.

When I touched my pocket, I didn't bring any cigarettes.Come on, be amazed.

"No, what else did your mother teach you? There are so many sayings in the past year?" Bian Hexuan asked. He thought that if the fool's mother lived to this day, he would be able to make a film about aunts with the tip of their tongues after the Lunar New Year.A fool can't remember anything else, but remember to eat him.

"Say La Nianwu, grind tofu. La Twenty Six, stew mutton. La Twenty Seven, eat rooster. La Twenty Eight, make noodles. La Twenty Nine, steam steamed buns..."

Word by word, it gradually overlapped with Bian Hexuan's yelling in the alleys during festivals and festivals when he was a child.At that time, celebrating the Lunar New Year was a top priority, and people in the alleys went from house to house to spread joy and auspicious words from the mouths of centenarians to leather children who had just entered elementary school, and leather children wore cotton trousers that could not bend their knees. Take a bunch of small bangs, and wait for the snow to yell, and flakes of snow to fall from the roof of the eaves.

"New Year's Eve, La Twenty-Three, Tanggua Sticky..."

Bian Hexuan heard the children in the neighborhood shouting, but after he was 15 years old, he never heard it again.He went out to break through, but he was full of recklessness and tough bones, and he didn't plan to come back if he couldn't win.Go back to the small alley and you will be almost eighteen. You are dark, thin and tall.On the day of returning home, the neighbor saw him and passed by, but did not recognize that this was Bian Yun's son.

The idiot's memory can recite such a long string, how many times has the idiot's mother taught it?

Liu Xiang didn't understand why the eldest brother was in a daze, thinking that the eldest brother would not let him buy it, and began to push the wheelchair: "No more, no more."

"Don't go." Bian Hexuan directly put his right leg on the ground, as if braking, "Buy more, and I can weigh a piece for my mother."

"Eh? Brother, wait for me, you are obedient." Liu Xiang hesitated for a second, feeling that he had been entrusted with a huge task. The elder brother not only asked him to buy tofu, but also bought it for his aunt.

so happy.

Bian Hexuan waited for half an hour for two pieces of freshly ground northern tofu.

"Brother, there are so many people today." Liu Xiang held the tofu with her hands, fearing it might break.In fact, the northern tofu is not so easy to break, but he thinks that it is for the elder brother and aunt, and it is broken, so it is not good to take it out.The eldest brother asked him to buy something for the first time, so it couldn't be broken.

Bian Hexuan sat in a wheelchair, holding a shopping basket in his arms, with two pieces of tofu lined up in the basket, thinking that this year is quite a new year.

"Brother, shall we take the elevator?" Liu Xiang saw that her brother was still unwilling to leave, "Do you want to eat sugar triangle?"

"I still want to eat Tang Sanzang, you know the sugar triangle. I finally came here and bought your mutton, rooster and steamed buns together, so as to save you from chanting scriptures all day long." Bian Hexuan said.

Contrary to Boss Bian's expectation, Liu Xiang is very good at shopping for food.Buy mutton instead of mutton slices, choose lamb ribs, buy chicken instead of chicken breasts, buy chicken legs and wing roots.Big steamed buns don’t buy refined white noodles, but coarse grains with a big red date embedded in them.The most terrible thing is that the idiot took a big bag of sugar triangles and packed them in the family. How much do you love sugar triangles!

"Yo, so many? Can you do it?" Bian Hexuan was pushed by the fool to a place with few people, and waited.The volcano in my heart is about to erupt again.

What place is not good for a fool to choose, choose the door of his mother's cold room, there are few people in this place, it will freeze him into a fool!Several times Bian Hexuan wanted to change places by himself, but after thinking about it, he didn't move.

The idiot will remember to come back here to look for him, he is afraid that he will move his nest without authorization, and the little idiot can't find anyone, so he should be anxious.It was frozen like this for almost an hour, and the dozens of pictures in the queue all drained the phone's battery, and Boss Bian was very hurt.

"Yes, I can do it, brother, I really can do it. I learned how to cook." After being crowded for a long time, Liu Xiang's small hairpin was crooked. He put the things in the shopping basket and let out a long sigh Tone, you're done.Wiping his hands on the vest, he also knew how to remove the hairpin and clip it again, and put all the bangs on the top of his head.He has no concept of time, and he can't stop when he visits the supermarket.

"How should I do it?" Bian Hexuan was shaking his right leg, suffering from the cold and addicted to cigarettes.

"Mutton, use bean paste, and make fragrant braised lamb ribs for elder brother. Add coriander, it is very fragrant!" It can be seen that Liu Xiang really loves to cook.

"Coriander? More fragrant than yours?" Bian Hexuan looked at the bunch of coriander in his arms, worried and bored to death.

Who wants to hug coriander, it still smells good on baby noodles.

Liu Xiang has already set the pot in his mind, skipping the big brother's question: "The day after tomorrow, I will buy Coke and make Coke chicken wings for big brother." Pressing the down button of the elevator, he murmured: "Actually, I don't want to eat chicken wings." Too good at making chicken, brother, I will make this one, do you like Coke chicken wings?"

Bian Hexuan put his handsome face on his face, and smiled solemnly: "I'll just eat this chicken, make it!"

The imported snack area was deserted immediately, and there were two or three people wandering around.It's not that I can't afford it. How much can a bag of snacks cost?It’s just that they don’t buy these imaginary ones at the end of the year, and people still recognize the old brands during the New Year, such as Hsu Fu Chi’s candy and Coconut Juice Relulu.

Bian Hexuan took out a university professor as if he was visiting a library, as if the person pushing him was a new graduate student who had never seen any topics before.Looking at the snacks one by one, except for dried fruits, Bian Hexuan completely missed most of the fruits because of the carload of rotten apples that year.

As long as he chewed something with juice, he couldn't swallow it, and he could take a bite once in a while, except for carambola.But he doesn't regret it, he made a lot of money by pouring out fruits and vegetables that year, and acid reflux is a bird.Bian Hexuan felt that his fate was hard, like a northern nanmu tree against the wind, without any repairs, it grew wildly upwards, broke through the ground and drilled cliffs, and covered the sky and the sun.

Even coming out of the closet was a trivial matter in his life.He had no family business to inherit, and he had no worries, so he knocked over the cabinet door as soon as he said he wanted to.Don't wrong yourself, and don't wrong those around you.

"Do you like wafer biscuits?" Bian Hexuan took a pack and threw it into the basket.It tastes like strawberry, just right for fools.

"Brother, do you know everything?" Liu Xiang wanted to applaud, but the packaging was full of English characters, and my brother knew everything.

"Aren't there pictures on it? This is a pocky biscuit, it looks like a small wooden stick. Do you want to eat it?" Bian Hexuan has been in the business for so many years, and he has eaten it without seeing it.Besides, there were really pictures on the packaging bag, and he was so praised that his heart was so empty that he was fuzzy.But idiots love to go to the supermarket too much, they don’t have to buy anything, they just like to watch.The trouble made Boss Bian want to carry all the snack pockets in this area.

Anyway, it doesn't matter if you say something wrong, a fool can't see it.

Liu Xiang took the box and looked at it again and again.The box is very beautiful, like a decal, and like ice cream dipped in chocolate. "I haven't eaten it, brother, you have eaten so many things."

"What else haven't you eaten? I'll buy it for you." Bian Hexuan pinched the idiot's chin and gently lifted it.A fool smells much better than coriander. When I walked around the supermarket, many people looked back.

You can watch it, but Bian Hexuan is not happy if there are too many people watching it.Because Liu Xiang often reveals subtle pony feet, people with a discerning eye will understand at a glance, oh, he is a fool.

Oh your sister, that subtle look in his eyes made him very angry.

Liu Xiang picked up the box and smelled it, but couldn't smell anything through the cardboard box. "I want to eat, but I bought too much, and I can't finish it."

"If you can't finish it, keep it, and I didn't ask you to eat it all day." The basket Bian Hexuan was holding was almost full, piled up to the top.If you want to say that what he likes most about a fool is that he is not hypocritical, does not tell lies, wants to eat when he wants to eat, wants to eat when he wants, and is straightforward and effortless.

"But in case you can't finish it, the elder brother will give it away again." Liu Xiang held the beautiful packaging box, looked at it, and put it back.

Brother Xiaozuo's snacks, just give them away.But the eldest brother bought it for him, and he even wanted to put away the box.Liu Xiang doesn't know what a pocky is, but he just doesn't want to give away what his elder brother bought for him.

"What's the matter? Why did you put it back?" Bian Hexuan looked up, come on, the idiot's expression was obviously something on his mind, and everything was on his face.His brows were furrowed, he was blocked by bangs before, but now he can see through at a glance.

"I can't finish it. My brother bought too much. I really can't finish it." Put it back, but Liu Xiang's eyes didn't move away.He is aware of his appetite. Although he can eat quite a lot, he really can't finish such a basket.

"If you can't finish eating, you can't finish eating, what's wrong?"

"I can't finish it, my brother gave it away, I feel uncomfortable here." Liu Xiang pointed to her chest again, "My mother said, learn to share, good things can't be eaten alone. I haven't finished eating the sugar triangle, so I can give it all to my brother. But That box, brother, if I give it to someone else, I will feel uncomfortable here. Brother, do you think I have learned from you badly?"

The well on the forehead of Bian Hexuan is about to pop out again, what the hell is it that he learned from himself badly?He even brought it outside to shirk responsibility!Who learned badly from whom!You can't talk nonsense about this!People are stupid, so don't be stupid!

Because of his lack of intelligence, Liu Xiang can't even hide his selfishness.He doesn't want to give it, because he really likes it very much, he really doesn't want to give it to others, he can't even pretend to be.

"So you don't want to give it?" Bian Hexuan supported a well, and the pulley reversed, pulling down that row.He felt that he was special at this moment, like the day he earned enough 1 yuan for the first time, he took Gu Yi and Mi Xiaozuo, three fifteen and six-and-a-half-year-olds, to eat the Guangzhou snack street from beginning to end.

Like the domineering president who is very popular in the market, he spends a lot of money on his wife.It's just that the sum of his piles can't exceed 1000 yuan, and Liu Xiang is not a little wife, but a little fool.

"I don't want to give it to you. Brother, this box looks good. I'll keep it after I finish eating." Liu Xiang was still thinking about who she had learned from.

"All right, keep it. Those who celebrate the Chinese New Year are here." The wheelchair president who spends a lot of money on pocky biscuits is getting annoyed. Sure enough, hey, those who celebrate the Chinese New Year are here. These two sentences are a panacea , can be used anytime.

"Go get a new basket, it won't fit so much." Bian Hexuan pointed forward.

Liu Xiang came back with a new basket, packed one box after another, each box was different, everyone liked it: "Really, really keep it for me?"

"Keep it, you can't get over this, right?" Bian Hexuan didn't expect that the fool still has the habit of saving things, like a rat.When Liu Xiang finished packing the whole basket, she was about to talk to her elder brother when she heard her elder brother sneezed loudly.

If you sneeze, you are freezing, and if you freeze again, you should have a fever. "Brother, let's go back, this is enough, put it in the bag that Brother Zoom gave me, it's just right."

Bian Hexuan's physique is in good shape. The last time he had a fever and had a leg injury, he really didn't just get a runny nose when he got cold.This sneeze is purely smoked with coriander.Who buys so much coriander, it must be a catty, right?

"Yeah, I'll take you to buy some snacks and play in the snow. I'm freezing." But Bian Hexuan didn't say anything, and never missed this kind of opportunity to please. "It's cold, so it's freezing."

"Then let's go, go back and make hot porridge for elder brother." Liu Xiang took it seriously. The head nurse said last time that elder brother has a high fever when he has a fever.He has worked as a nurse for so long, so he knows the danger of high fever.

As soon as Bian Hexuan stopped the wheels, he and the idiot were the only two in the entire aisle, and there were snack shelves piled up to the ceiling on the left and right.

"Hey, wait a minute. I sneeze so cold to coax you, do you have to make up for it? Huh?" Bian Hexuan asked.

A fool wouldn't casually hug a head office, would he?Touch the little hand, smell the head office of the baby, right?

Liu Xiang didn't understand this, was she angry?He felt that the words meant that he was angry, and his eldest brother wanted him to pay for it.But the eldest brother's tone and face were obviously not angry, and his heart shivered with warmth when he laughed.

"Brother, why not, how about I knit a scarf for you?" Liu Xiang said, he saw that everyone else wears it, and the elder brother's neck is empty, so if he wears it warmly, he won't have a fever.

Bian Hexuan suddenly felt that his brain hurts more than his legs. This idiot is very aggressive when he flirts with others. He doesn't understand when others flirt with him.But he is very good at shirking responsibility. He even learned bad things from himself, so he is not stupid at all.

"What scarf are you wearing? Come closer and let my brother hug one!" Boss Bian started yelling at people with the subwoofer, his head was about to sprout from the annoyance.

Liu Xiang was holding a large basket of snacks: "Hold one? Hold me?"

"Yeah, just... just hug one." I've never teased someone like this before, and all the eighteen routines have been ruined by a fool.With his face burning hot, Bian Hexuan intentionally looked up at the ceiling, but worried that the fool would not understand what he meant.

"Brother, I'm holding something, so I can't hug you." Liu Xiang knew that the big brother's hug was meant to be hugged in a serious way, not to help him up.He also likes to hug his eldest brother, but his arms are full and he can't fit a single person.

He is quite willing to cuddle with his eldest brother... When there is no one, and when the nurse sister can't see, he helps his elder brother to walk, and feels that his elder brother only thinks about himself.

Liu Xiang felt that she had learned badly from her elder brother. He was not like this before, but now he has his own selfishness, and has things and feelings that he is unwilling to share.

"Then you come here, brother stretches out his hand to give you a hug, okay? If not, forget it."

So fucking uncool.God is annoying, when did I become so thin-skinned!Don't you fool not understand at this time, if you say no, Bian Hexuan swears that he will definitely jump back on one leg, and he will even lose his wheelchair.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Bian: I swear to the lamp that I will hug one!