If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

In the next few days, Mr. Bian seemed to be on the verge of going up to heaven and not wanting to leave, dancing back and forth, or dancing wildly with one leg.Communicating with little fools is generally not too difficult, and short sentences are enough, but the frequency is often not matched, and sometimes it is quite tiring.This is the side effect of staying with a smart person for a long time. A smart person can catch even the slightest signal, and then transmit it back at an appropriate frequency. Not only does he understand, but he can also express that he understands.

Not Liu Xiang, he doesn't understand, every cell in him clamors that he doesn't understand.

It's like an endurance battle.In the past, Bian Hexuan took one step forward, and then waited for the wise man to complete the remaining ten steps.Liu Xiang was fine, Bian Hexuan took one step, he knew it was good to move forward, more often he took a hundred steps back and went home, and closed the door by the way.

Just shut Bian Hexuan out.

But Liu Xiang never broke his promise. He learned to cook and didn't like working as a nurse. He wanted to be a little cook.Mushroom tofu soup, braised lamb chops, Coca-Cola chicken wings, all the dishes that Liu Xiang promised to cook for him, Bian Hexuan ate as he wished.

The taste was so good that Bian Hexuan didn't even watch the patient's meal, and waited for the fool's small meal every night. He watched people leave the front yard of the hospital at 3 p.m. and came back on time at 6 p.m.

The sand-running watch can actually track the geographical location directly. As long as he opens the app, he can see a small red dot symbolizing a fool.Sometimes in the supermarket, sometimes at Sister Bian's place, every time when it was almost 6 o'clock, Bian Hexuan watched the little red dot move from the building across the road to the hospital entrance, and then to his eyes.

Watch the blinking red dot and transform into his big bunny.

Especially exciting, happy to miss Shu.

Bian Hexuan admits that he has a problem, and things beyond his plan can make him convulse.He treats everyone like this, and wants to watch him personally, but he is really afraid that something will happen to the little fool halfway.Yes, no matter how awesome the idiot mother is, she can only teach her son to call the police, but now that immoral things are everywhere, if something happens, Liu Xiang probably can't even call someone, and it's too late to call the police.

Once you are happy to miss Shu, the days will pass quickly, and it will be New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye, and it will be thirty.The only thing that makes Bian Hexuan regretful is that he couldn't change the bed for the fool.He really didn't like the nurse's bed.

Every time the little fool lays up, he squeaks and squeals. It's just an oversized folding stool.Only a fool like Liu Xiang can sleep soundly.

Early in the morning of the New Year's Eve, head nurse Li handed out Spring Festival couplets and blessings from door to door. "New Year's Eve, safe and sound another year. Leave the hospital in the coming year, don't come again." Medical workers never say goodbye by fate, they hope that the patient will never relapse once he is discharged from the hospital, and stay away from the pain.

"Thank you, I wish you a happy New Year." Bian Hexuan was recovering standing up, and logically it wasn't too late, but he couldn't wait, business was imminent.He changed hands and took out a red envelope from his pocket, and stuffed it into Head Nurse Li's hand.

"Oh, what are you doing? This is it, don't play this game." Head nurse Li knew what he meant. It's Chinese New Year, she could tell that 301 is very face-loving and never empty-handed.

"Happy New Year, don't you look down on me if you don't watch?" Bian Hexuan sent out the dinner.

"We won't accept it. It's a mistake to accept it." The head nurse beat Bian Hexuan's hand back.

"Not much, kindness." Bian Hexuan insisted on giving it. "It's really kindness. I bought some delicious food for the night shift lady. If you don't accept it, I have to deliver it one by one."

"That's not okay, don't make trouble for me. What's the matter with you, young lady, just talk like you, tsk tsk." Head nurse Li rejected Mr. Bian's set of business dealings, how can this red envelope be less?It can be seen that it is thick. "Hey, Xiao Liu, take a glue stick and stick it on the glass. I'll send it to another house."

Liu Xiang was standing on the sofa, spreading newspapers and cleaning the glass. "Thank you, Aunt Li, I'll post it here, and I wish you a happy new year too." Very polite.

The big red envelopes were not sent out, so Bian Hexuan could only watch the little fool post Spring Festival couplets and blessings.

Liu Xiang posted the Spring Festival couplets on both sides of the bathroom door, and it suddenly became radiant, but it was also ridiculously funny.The word "Fu" is very large, and it is pasted on the top without taking care of the bottom, so it is finally pasted right.

"Brother, help me take a look, is this sticker crooked?" Liu Xiang changed clothes, Bian Hexuan asked Gu Yi Xiaozuo to buy them, big brand, super big brand.

Of course, he didn't dare to say that he gave it to him, so he threw the pot to his mother anyway.Liu Xiang hadn't been cared by her elders for a long time, and Bian Yun followed suit, but after a few days she couldn't stand her aunt's attack and changed into new clothes.A small white shirt is put on a round-neck sweater with metal buttons at the collar tip, and the washed white jeans make the legs look longer, just like a schoolgirl on a university campus.

I saw that Bian Hexuan wanted to give him a little love letter several times, it was so green!

"Do you still know how to post a fortune? That's fine." Bian Hexuan felt that his transformation was quite successful.

"Well, my mother said that if the word "Fu" is pasted upside down, good luck will come in the coming year." Liu Xiang ran over to help her elder brother with a hairpin pinned on it.This year's Spring Festival is happier than in previous years. He and his elder brother keep vigil together.

In fact, every Spring Festival is the busiest and most profitable time for Liu Xiang.Most of the nurses have to go back to their hometowns, and only a small number of them stay.And Liu Xiang is even rarer, he doesn't even have a family member, and spends the Spring Festival every year in the wards of major hospitals, accompanying patients, it is not lonely.

Most of the general wards have four or six people in a big room, not as good as 4, and there is no TV, but Liu Xiang doesn't care, the more people are lively, the better.

What's more, the overtime pay during the Spring Festival is doubled, and I can earn half a month's usual money in 7 days.He is not confused about money, and keeps every account in his notebook.Because my mother said that in this situation, the more money he spends in the future.

"Xiangxiang, come here, I'll give you something."

Bian Hexuan hasn't kissed his forehead these days.He could feel that the little fool was thinking about it, it wasn't that he didn't understand, he was thinking carefully about his feelings.This surprised Bian Hexuan. It turns out that a little fool is smarter than a person who falls in love and has no IQ. He knows he is stupid, so he weighs every step he takes.

Boss Bian didn't want to drive people down, anyway, he couldn't run away.

Even if he runs away, he will be caught!It's tempted me, it's the rabbit in Bian Hexuan's nest!

"Brother, I'm here." Liu Xiang finished her work and ate stick biscuits.

He is obsessed with holding and eating things, such as sticks, sticks and sticks, and stick-shaped biscuits, which can be played while eating.

"Take it." Bian Hexuan had many things on his mind, the paint business in Germany, Mi Xiaozuo's money, Tang Xuan and her boyfriend with a rare name.Once he is used to doing business, Mr. Bian can use his brain at the same time, stuffing red envelopes while thinking.

The biscuit stick in the little fool's mouth is strawberry flavored, pink, and very pretty.

"Brother, I can't take your red envelope." Liu Xiang refused to accept it.

Bian Hexuan began to persevere around him again: "The red envelope is a New Year's blessing, and it is full of luck. You don't want it. You will not have a good life next year. Don't cry then. Your mother said that people who treat you well will miss you. I'll give you a red envelope, you have to continue."

"My mother didn't say, my mother didn't say..." Liu Xiang rubbed her hands on the clothes, as if she wanted to take them.Just when Bian Hexuan thought he accepted it, he refused to accept it.

Dare to weigh the thickness of the red envelope.

"What are you doing? I'm still whining about giving you a red envelope." Bian Hexuan was rejected twice in a row for the first time, feeling tight in his chest, "Well, are the biscuits delicious? Give me one."

It's like fucking smoking, awesome.It's almost time for another fire.

This time, Liu Xiang was quick and handed out snacks to the eldest brother: "Brother, my mother said that you can accept thin red envelopes, but you have to say thank you. If they are too thick, you can't accept them. This is very delicious, let's eat it."

Is it tasty?Bian Hexuan thinks it's average, he doesn't like to eat snacks, but in fact he likes to eat home-cooked food to control his hunger.But once he turned into Mr. Bian, he really only likes wine and wine luminous cups outside. If he doesn't know how to eat, his tongue has tasted a lot, and he can tell the good from the bad.

"Well, strawberry, do you like it?" Bian Hexuan made the decision for Liu Xiang, can a fool not like strawberry flavor?No, he must love to eat.

"I love to eat, strawberries are... sweet. I love watermelon the most." Liu Xiang really likes to eat, with a little bit of cream.

Bian Hexuan has figured out his appetite. He loves meat and strawberry red bean sugar triangles.

"Xiangxiang, do you drink tea?" He asked suddenly.Because Bian Hexuan is very fond of drinking tea, even though he doesn't know much about tea, he likes to have a pot of good tea to pretend to be when talking about business.

But Liu Xiang doesn't like to drink. Liu Xiang yearns for the Western world, loves to drink iced Coke, and never touches his tea.In fact, drinking tea is the same as drinking alcohol. It is best to have tea friends. If you drink it by yourself, even the best tea will become tea foam and tasteless.

Liu Xiang didn't even think about it: "I love to drink, my mother loves to drink tea, and even taught me how to make tea to warm my stomach."

Yo, yes.Bian Hexuan felt that the little fool was very pleasing to the eye, and for the first time in his life, he became curious about what kind of disease mild mental retardation was.How much can a fool know?How much can you remember?How did this disease come from, and what are the symptoms?For the first time, Bian Hexuan's ears rang, including whether it could be treated or not.

"Brother also likes to drink, so I will drink some with my brother in the future." Bian Hexuan snatched a stick from the idiot's hand and ate it, and the idiot swallowed half of it, making it wet.Liu Xiang naturally refused to give it, he ate it all, why did the elder brother come to grab it from him?There are many more in the box.

"I can't give this, I ate it all." Liu Xiang held it in her mouth, like a puppy guarding food, and took a new one, wrapped in a pink cream shell, like a beautiful gift, "This, brother, eat it."

Bian Hexuan took it. He wanted the brand new one, and he also wanted the half-wet one.He's not a kid, kids only do multiple choice questions, adults are Allin!

With a click, more than half of the one Liu Xiang was holding was bitten off, and there was a biscuit butt in his mouth, and the pink cream was all eaten up.

"You eat that side, bro eat this side, how about it?" Bian Hexuan chewed, the bully was slow to react, and he ate happily.

Liu Xiang rolled the biscuit butt in his mouth, and it could be seen that he was not disgusted.It was this kind of non-disgust that encouraged Bian Hexuan to rush forward with great fanfare.

"No, big brother eats that end, I eat this end, it's easy to get closer..." He said very frankly, not giving opportunities to speculators like Bian Hexuan, "It's easy for us to kiss."

The plan fell through, Bian Hexuan still refused to give up, grabbed the fool's hand, and asked, "Do you know what a kiss is?"

"Well, I know, it's not like I haven't had it before." 301 is just him and the eldest brother, the little rabbits in his arms are arguing to jump into the arms of the eldest brother, "Just talk to each other, let's slap each other. It's good for two people , good job."

Oh, I really understand!But if a fool doesn't boo with him, does it mean he doesn't like him?Mr. Bian, who had been among thousands of flowers, was rejected face-to-face for the first time, which was very annoying and distressing.

Could it be that the appearance of the dog head is not online today?

"Hey, don't cook tonight, my mother is here, Gu Yi will bring your little brother Zuo, and they will bring vegetables." Bian Hexuan said to him left and right.In fact, Gu Yi had an old man to accompany him, but Bian Hexuan insisted on asking him to bring Xiao Zuo out to celebrate the New Year. There are more than 20 members of Mi's family, and they could scold Xiao Zuo to death at the same table.

"Stop cooking?" Seeing that it was still early, Liu Xiang wanted to go home and make dumplings. "I bought all the dumpling wrappers. I bought them from the supermarket. They were quick-frozen. There are several packages."

"Trouble, in two days, the dumpling skins will be cooked as noodles and soup will be enough." Bian Hexuan walked back and forth.The left leg is still far from recovery.In the past few years, Beijing has allowed fireworks and firecrackers to be set off again. He was afraid that the little fool would be scared away if they were suddenly blown up outside.

If you are not smart by yourself, you will be even more stupid if you are scared.

Liu Xiang was thinking about the dumpling wrappers, and muttered: "What if you don't eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year..." How can you not eat dumplings? He wants to make a brown sugar filling, mark it, and when the time comes, put it in the big brother's bowl. Brother, please have a good time.

"It's so delicious, what else do you like to eat besides Chuan Chuan Xiang?" Bian Hexuan was tired and couldn't walk anymore, standing in the center of 301 with a fool in his arms, like a pair of big white horses with shiny manes.

Liu Xiang thought for a while: "Roast duck is delicious. My mother takes me to eat it every birthday. Brother, have you ever eaten roast duck?"

Roast Duck?Mr. Bian became annoyed when he heard this, why is it that a fool likes to eat what he can't eat?After eating skewers, my stomach hurts, and after eating roast duck, I feel sick.Because when he first returned to Beijing, he would eat roast duck when he invited customers to dinner. It was cheap and delicious. He ate hundreds of ducks in two years.

I got hurt again.

"What's so delicious about roast duck! It's better..." Bian Hexuan casually denied it, but then he grasped his hand tightly, as if the delicious food flew away from his mouth, and his disappointment was very tactful.

"Roast duck is not delicious at all. If you eat dumplings at night, you don't have to eat roast duck!"

Mr. Bian formally refused. Seeing the little fool pursing his lips in displeasure, he thought of the three-petal mouth of the rabbit, which was very cute. The name is called last night, your mother asked me to give you a red envelope in a dream, or you will turn around and give me a big fight."

The author has something to say:

大力斗: Old Beijing dialect, refers to slapping the face with special force.Bian always grew up in Sijiu City, and occasionally spoke Sijiucheng's colloquial language. If he said it again, I'll explain it to you, and I tried my best to control him not to let him speak.

Xiangxiang's mother: Who gave you a dream?Don't get close!