If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Just as Bian Hexuan's nosebleed stopped, he replaced it with toilet paper and said, "Come here, tell me yourself!"

Liu Xiang's eyes were blurred with sleepiness: "Brother, I'm here, don't hit me."

"I'm so tired that I can't even lift my hands. I'll hit you sooner or later." Bian Hexuan gasped, his heart pounding.It was really uncomfortable after taking that broken medicine. There was no food in my stomach, and I was tired and hungry.

"Hit me, I should be in pain." Liu Xiang felt that the current eldest brother was a little scary.

Bian Hexuan sat in front of the desk with a watch and a mobile phone, and asked Liu Xiang who was sitting by the bed: "Be honest, did you go to the home economics center to find a job?"

"I didn't look for it, brother. I'll pay the money. The money in my locker is due, and there's something in it. If you don't pay the money, my locker won't be used." Liu Xiang took off her shoes, without the slightest awareness of admitting her mistakes. Also ready to go to bed cross-legged.

"Did I let you sleep?" Bian Hexuan's face was horribly pale, "You really don't realize that others are anxious! Why do you take off your watch?"

Liu Xiang just wanted to get under the quilt, but she didn't dare anymore. She leaned against the wall and hugged her knees and said, "I just tried to do it. After I do it every day, it will be opened. I'm afraid that my elder brother will see that I'm out and I'm not at home, so I should worry about it." It's..."

What the fuck is the reason!Did you take off your watch because you were worried?Bian Hexuan clenched his fist: "Did I wrong you wrong?"

"Well, I didn't want to make my elder brother anxious. I took it off. My elder brother sees that I am at home. I will put it on again when I come back." Liu Xiang had a clean face. I was right, but when he saw that his elder brother was very angry, he quickly smiled. .

"Don't laugh at me, I don't want you to do this!" Bian Hexuan was so worried that his hairline moved back. This brain circuit is really strange, and he was afraid that he would worry, "Where is the mobile phone! The mobile phone is not bring!"

Liu Xiang was very good, and stopped smiling immediately: "I forgot my mobile phone... this, and I found it when I arrived at the home economics center. I forgot to bring it." While talking, he took off his socks, folded them, and put them under the pillow.

Bian Hexuan snapped his fingers unconsciously. If it wasn't for the reluctance to beat him a few times, he was so angry that he protested: "I forgot to take you home! Why the fuck are you going to someone else's house? Stay overnight?"

Liu Xiang was wearing the same T-shirt as her elder brother. She shook her body and took off her trousers, with a pair of underpants underneath: "I want to come back. I haven't reached the home economics center yet. I'm looking for my mobile phone. I don't have it in my bag, so I'll go back. Then touch Go to Aunt Wu, and Aunt Wu said that she came to find someone to do housekeeping, and she also came to me several times, but I was not here."

After taking off the pants, fold them up and put them on the bedside table.

"Auntie Wu came home with her if she wanted you! Who is she? Why don't you go home with me?" Bian Hexuan regretted that he stopped old man Meng just now, the child had to be beaten twice.

"Aunt Wu is a good person. I used to work in her house several times. My aunt didn't live in the house for a long time, and she bought DVDs for me from abroad, so she came to me and wanted to give me things." Said After finishing, Liu Xiang took off the couple's T-shirts, folded them, and got down very annoyed.

"Don't play sex and seduction with me, my revolutionary will is unshakable, I will be light if I don't beat you!" Bian Hexuan slapped the table, and then sat down again, "Then why are you staying at her house?"

"Auntie's house was dirty, so I cleaned it. Then, Auntie Wu had a fever. I thought, I'm a nurse and she's a patient, so I watched Auntie Wu take medicine. She's not in good health. There's that, Gao Blood pressure, she became dizzy. The first rule of nurses is not to leave the patient behind. This is called responsibility. I didn’t dare to leave. And it’s just one night, nothing will happen. I’ll tell you when I get home Take a moment." Liu Xiang hugged the pillow and lay down, her straight and long legs were close together, her buttocks were facing the sky, "Brother, can you help me with the little flower quilt? I'm sleepy."

At first, Bian Hexuan's thoughts followed the idiot's ass, until he said the word "fever": "Fuck, don't infect you again."

When I got up and touched my forehead, it was okay, and my body temperature was normal.Turning around, he slapped his buttocks, making the buttocks that couldn't be covered by the little pants tremble, like pudding, and the sound was very loud.

"Hey!" Liu Xiang protected her buttocks and leaned against the wall, "Brother, don't hit me, I should be in pain... If Mom doesn't hit me, don't hit me, okay?"

"No! It's because your mother didn't want to beat you since you were a child! I'm going to beat you hard!" Bian Hexuan hit hard, and his buttocks are probably printed, "Come here and lie down, lean against the wall to cool off .”

"Not cool, big brother, where is my little flower quilt?" Liu Xiang thought that the big brother got up to cover herself, and continued to confess, "...Auntie also said that she wanted to continue to use me, and I said I had to discuss it with my big brother. Auntie asked, Who is the eldest brother? I said, I just got married, and my eldest brother went to work abroad, with jet lag, 7 hours."

Bian Hexuan bent down to look for the quilt, his head was about to burn a wisp of green smoke. "Then did you hear someone knocking on the door! I disturbed the residents of No. 5 A!"

"I heard it, I'm not, I can't hear it." Liu Xiang likes to sleep on her stomach, and the little flower quilt is very comfortable. "It's better at our house, the little bed is comfortable, big brother, are you going to sleep?"

"Sleep numb sleep, I heard you don't come out!" Bian Hexuan yelled, stretching out his hand and pretending to hit him.

"Don't spank, your butt hurts... Housekeepers can't open the door casually. Auntie is asleep. I made a pot of millet porridge for her." Liu Xiang hurriedly hid under the covers, thinking that her elder brother was really difficult to coax. I have told the truth myself, but I forgot to bring my mobile phone, why not, can't I coax it?

"I think you're like millet porridge! I'll drink it for you!" Bian Hexuan was so tired that he sat on the bed and rested, "Do you know that the family is in a hurry? Can you just call anyone? Does Uncle Meng have a phone number? ? Is Xiao Zuo there?"

"Brother, don't yell at me, it's scary." Liu Xiang lay down limply.

When Bian Hexuan heard this, he added fuel to the fire: "I'm scaring you to death now!"

"I didn't bring my little red book, so I can't remember the phone number." Liu Xiang only dared to show his head, and leaned towards Bian Hexuan: "Brother, don't be angry, okay? I will always carry a mobile phone from now on, so don't hit me. When Uncle Meng hit me just now, it hurt a lot."

"You deserve it if it hurts!" Bian Hexuan tucked in the quilt condescendingly, grinding his teeth like a dog viciously: "Just this time, and next time I will really spank your ass! You little fool, don't forget to eat but don't remember to spank, never mind."

Liu Xiang felt that she had coaxed her elder brother enough, and she was telling the truth, so she licked the dog and said, "It's not a fool, it's a mild mental retardation. Eh, no... I'm not a mild mental retardation anymore."

"Yes, you're not, I'm fucking mentally retarded." Bian Hexuan was so angry that he scratched the wall and dug holes, "If you want to sleep, go to sleep, and if you don't close your eyes, you'll be forced to stand up!"

"Sleep, I'll sleep, big brother will sleep with me." Liu Xiang really forgot to eat and not to hit, and didn't realize the seriousness, "Brother, what's wrong with you, you came back suddenly? Didn't you come back tomorrow? Me and God Peng Ke misses you, sleeps alone at night, and feels uncomfortable, I miss you."

"If you miss me, you should stay at home, and go to someone else's house to think about it all night. Are you sick?" Bian Hexuan was also sleepy, but he was more hungry than sleepy.

"Just for one night, I thought that my elder brother would not return until the day after tomorrow." Liu Xiang muttered with her eyes closed, not admitting her mistake.

"All right, all right, you go to bed first, brother go downstairs to grab a bite to eat." Bian Hexuan was exhausted, yawning and changing clothes.

Liu Xiang opened her eyes again: "Brother, hurry up and eat, I'll wait for you to come back, we two sleep."

"You sleep on yours. Come down when you wake up. Brother is downstairs." Bian Hexuan turned back and put the watch on the fool first, which was as enjoyable as his mother wearing a magic spell. "What do you want to eat? Brother, go downstairs and give You search and search."

Liu Xiang poked out half of her arm, and said in a crisp voice, "I want to eat Huluobei. Uncle Meng fried Huluobei. It's very delicious."

"Eat your sister's Hu Luobei! I think you look like Hu Luobei!" Bian Hexuan finally ruthlessly fired his bullet, and the idiot slammed it back onto the pillow, "Sleep!"

As soon as he went downstairs, Bian Hexuan didn't bother to tidy himself up. He stepped on flip-flops and went downstairs with a hurdle vest and big pants.Knocked on the door and called Uncle Meng, old man Meng replied, but the door was not closed.

There is no small courtyard on the first floor of the old residential building. It is a place under the windows of the neighbors.Old man Meng's house also circled a piece, opened up the balcony, and the usable area increased by 20 square meters.The small courtyard is close to the door of the unit, with a small horse tie, two plates of vegetables on the small folding table, and a plate of big white steamed buns just out of the pan.

"Yo, you really fried Huluobei!" Bian Hexuan was very familiar with it, and took a bite of the steamed bun.

"What's wrong with learning, learn how to talk like Xiangwazi!" Old man Meng made a pot of tea, and knocked on the dog's head with his chopsticks.

"Yes, fried carrots." Bian Hexuan almost choked, but luckily the dog's head was hard enough.

"Moisturize your mouth and throat before eating, you eat like a dog, no one will grab you." Old man Meng always disliked Daxuanzi's bad eating, and he gorged himself, "What are you doing, kid?"

Bian Hexuan was really hungry, and the steamed bun disappeared after one mouthful: "He went to sleep, he went to Aunt Wu's house to get something, but unfortunately he had a fever again, so he took care of him all night. I finished beating for you, very hard, beating If he yells, don't do it. It hurts just because you hit my shoulder twice."

Old Man Meng snorted, and he could tell that Daxuanzi was speaking nicely for Xiangwazi: "What's the matter with your nose?"

"It's urgent, I have a nosebleed." Bian Hexuan didn't comb his hair, just tied it up casually, and his beard was unshaven, leaving a thin layer of green stubble. What do you mean by beating him? Aren't you just afraid that I will get angry with him, and that he has too many things to do, so you have any other ideas? Really, I just threw my face in a hurry and didn't take it out on him. "

Old man Meng always felt that the wooden stool under his buttocks was not stable, and it was rattling.Being pinched by someone's mind is like catching an old fox by the tail, and I don't want to admit it.He had already seen that Da Xuanzi was a good person, but he didn't expect to be so good.

"Actually, it's useless to beat him, and he doesn't want to, but he really doesn't understand these things if his IQ is not enough, unless he is frightened by heart. His mother is afraid that his son will go to the street to touch the little girl, and said in a daze that he can be killed if he goes to jail. I'm shivering." Bian Hexuan continued to eat the steamed buns, "I'll ask the doctor in a few days to see how I can teach him to understand."

"Swallow brought the child here, and Xiangwazi is just over 4 years old." Old man Meng took a sip of tea.

When Bian Hexuan heard this, hey, hey, does the old man recognize himself?Then continue to bow your head and eat fiercely, filling your stomach first.

"The first thing Yanzi said to me was that my eldest brother lost my child." Old man Meng took another sip of tea, "I was young at that time, and I jumped on my bicycle and took her everywhere to look for it. I just searched for it in this community. I thought, a little doll can’t run far, right? Later, I found it next to a tricycle selling goldfish, and I took the car to see the little turtle. The tricycle went forward, and he followed. I rode my bicycle and brought the two of them back , He was babbling and crying along the way, and he was still not good at talking when he was 4 years old. I told Yanzi that the child likes to watch little turtles, so let him raise one."

Bian Hexuan's speed of picking up vegetables slowed down.

"Mengyang Xiaozhu is much older than him, and occasionally Xiaozhu helps to take care of her. Yanzi is not a piano teacher, she came out of the art troupe and specializes in playing the piano. She quit the troupe only after she got divorced." Old man Meng took tea When drinking wine, the mouth tasteless, "She said that her ex-husband was the commander of their regiment, and he was also featured in newspapers and on TV."

"Then he's also a fucking idiot." Bian Hexuan cursed.

"Yes, that's what you said, you stinking fool!" Old man Meng never swears, but he can't get rid of his hatred except for these three words, "Forget it, forget it, it's all in the past. Let me tell you clearly, This kid’s habit of running around can’t be changed, you have to figure it out, if you live with him, you have to keep an eye on him! He has big eyes, so you have to be nervous!”

Bian Hexuan felt that he was very innocent: "You told me earlier, didn't I just watch it? How come you are like Dr. Liang, and you are still panting when you talk?"

"You don't look at you like this, these big tattoos, this hair, right? With a cigarette in your mouth and not going the right way, how can I rest assured that I will hand over the child to you! Another live animal, can the child live a good life? Already!"

"I'm about to quit smoking. I can't think of smoking one every day, and you keep running into me. Oh, right, you haven't told me that you're an idiot." Bian Hexuan took another steamed bun after stuffing it, " Hua Yuanjia, right? Why didn't the two of you make it?"

"Don't mention that beast!" Old man Meng was so angry that his stool tilted.Why is Xiangwazi unsteady when he takes down this little stool?

"Do you think I'm more human now? In fact, I'm really a good person." Bian Hexuan took a big mouthful of fried zucchini, "Actually, I can guess if you don't tell me, we people who like men are called gay, gay There are only a few reasons for this failure. They dare not come out, the family disagrees, and the two of them have no future. Don’t stare at me, I am gay, I am very gay, but I am not a beast, I am a good gay, although I used to A little drifting."

"Don't mess with foreign language with me! Xiangwazi eats this, but I don't." Old man Meng disliked Daxuanzi's indecency.

"Then let me tell you straight, I have been gay since I was a child, and I don't brag that I have never met a girl before, and I like men by nature. I have a lot of relationship experience, but I have never deceived anyone. It's all because of your love. Quantity ...Well, isn't it? But I only talk about one at a time, and there's nothing wrong with stepping on two boats. Don't stare at me. That was ten years ago. I got down early and got green. Listen Is it to relieve anger?" Bian Hexuan wiped his mouth: "So what happened to them, I have a clue if you don't tell me."

Old man Meng's face darkened: "What else could be going on? My old lady came to the door of the house, scolded her like a dog, and even took her son from the second floor to the first floor, beat and scolded her, so scared that the child dared not leave the house .”

"Tsk, this mother is very measured in her actions. She knows that beating a fool is against the law, so she just grabbed her son and beat her. Is it a terrible beating? The kind that bleeds all over her neck?" Bian Hexuan groaned.

"He is a lawyer, so his old lady will understand! She dares to beat Xiangwazi, and I will fight her hard!"

"Hey, lawyer?" Bian Hexuan thought about the group photo, and grabbed another steamed bun angrily, "It's kind of interesting."

"What are you laughing at!" Old man Meng hit the dog's head again with his chopsticks.

"Laugh at his mother and son acting to scare idiots. Who the hell would believe it?" Bian Hexuan consulted a lawyer, but he didn't believe that Hua Yuanjia didn't understand this. It's different. This grandson just wanted to break up, and he asked his mother to act because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to get rid of him. Besides, my mother doesn't agree. Heh, I'm only a fool to believe it, anyway, I don't believe it."

Old man Meng was convinced: "Are you an adulterer?"

"Human? You really underestimate me." Bian Hexuan picked up the leftovers on the plate, wiped the plate with steamed buns, and ate, "I'm probably the king of dogs after the founding of the People's Republic of China. You go on."

The author has something to say:

Mr. Bian: I finished the beating for you, until he screamed!

Xiangxiang: snoring, snoring, snoring (entering dreamland)