If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

"Brother Xuan is here." "Brother Xuan!" Gu Yi's staff were in charge of the store in Chuan Chuan Xiangli, and they knew all of them when they saw Bian Hexuan.

"Well, business is pretty busy, right?" Bian Hexuan hadn't been here before, and when he showed his face, he knew all his fucking acquaintances, and in his heart he scolded that brat Gu Yi for being disobedient.What the hell are you doing with so many guys here?Fighting in groups?

"You're quite familiar." Hua Yuanjia looked at the authenticity of the porcelain and took a panoramic view of the small shop.Bian Hexuan knew that his grandson was having a brainstorm, and felt that Gu Yi would spoil his affairs if he felt bad.

"You're the one who opened this restaurant, right?" Hua Yuanjia found a relatively clean small table, and his eyes fell on the menu.

It is obvious to others that lying is meaningless.Bian Hexuan simply sat down, and could see Qinghua Yuanjia smiling on his lowered face. "You have good eyesight."

"Xiangxiang likes to eat this. Before I resigned, I often took him to eat after work." Hua Yuanjia replied, "Everyone is alive once you enter the house, and the person who comes can only be the boss, not a regular customer." .”

Bian Hexuan didn't bother to beat around the bush, he turned his head and called: "Xiao Wu, give me two bottles of iced black tea." He turned his head and asked, "What do you mean before you resign? You got fired by your mother?"

"I do it by myself, a national unit. It's boring and I don't make much money." Hua Yuanjia raised his eyes to see the waiter coming over, and took something out of his pocket.

"Smoking is not allowed in this store, I want to get you out of here." Bian Hexuan really annoyed this buddy, he couldn't speak happily.

Hua Yuanjia took out a lens cleaning cloth from his pocket, took off his glasses and wiped them carefully: "I quit smoking a long time ago."

"Oh, you quit smoking. I'm going to give up smoking for Liu Xiang. Thank you so much." Bian Hexuan took the iced black tea from Xiaowu and told him, "Just get something that tastes good. Come on, don't be too spicy, add more sausages and meatballs."

Xiao Wu is from Yunguichuan, and has been with Gu Yi for several years. He has dark skin and has a childish grin. "Okay, brother Xuan, let me ask the guy to make you a non-spicy one?"

"Okay, put more, your sister-in-law is waiting to eat." Bian Hexuan took apart the disposable bamboo chopsticks and began to sharpen them.

"That day Uncle Meng called you Daxuanzi, and the guy called you Brother Xuan. There is a word Xuan in your name?" Hua Yuanjia felt that it was quite a challenge, like playing Jiugongge.

"I'm called Li Gang, can you tell me what you're planning? Who are you supposed to care about?" Bian Hexuan cut the mess quickly, "Let's stop playing around in circles, right? You just say, Anyway, I don't know how to fight, and I can scold you at most."

Hua Yuanjia shifted his gaze again: "You don't know how to fight? You have so many scars on your arms, are you self-harming?"

"It's okay to be beaten? You have brains, don't you?" Bian Hexuan really didn't expect this person's eyesight to be so poisonous. It seems that the glasses are just a cover, and his eyes are like goose.

Looking at the wrist along the tattoo line, Hua Yuanjia seemed to snort: "There is an old saying that a male bird's tail is three feet long, and its beauty is endless. This is the first time I have seen this tattoo on a man. Lingyu is also called eye circles. Hua Ling is divided into three classes, you are so good, the ones who spend energy are all three-eyed tattoos, it's too skill-testing, I'm afraid it will cost a lot of money, right?"

Bian Hexuan didn't speak a word, not because he was so stunned that he had nothing to say, but because he was not that particular at all, so he took money to find the most awesome master.Who has time to study this?After researching, he finished tattooing.

"Money is second, and the main reason is that it is too difficult. Your arm can be as short as three days, as long as two months. You have three eye tattoos and a double eye tattoo. Is the tattoo master going to be blind?" Hua Yuanjia glanced again, Really good workmanship.The pinpoints are fine and uniform in color, and the most important thing is that the color is applied to a large area without hurting the skin.

"If you want to get a tattoo, I'll give you the master's contact information, so I have to analyze Lao Tzu, right?" Bian Hexuan smiled, his eyes met, "What else do you see? Go on."

Hua Yuanjia seemed to appreciate it, and he was confident: "Isn't it a domestic pattern?" He has a self-confidence in him, and he looks kind and gentle. Bian Hexuan is more like the one who has no one in front of him.

At this time, Xiao Wu was holding a pot of string incense, and interrupted the analysis: "It's spicy first, brother Xuan, wait for a while."

"Well, I'm not in a hurry." Bian Hexuan nodded with a toothpick in his mouth, wanting to kill the person opposite him.

"Three-eye tattoos are not allowed in China. In the past, it was something worn by the royal family. I am afraid that ordinary people will not be able to suppress it." Skewers of incense were served on the table, and Hua Yuanjia didn't eat them, so he drank iced black tea. It’s only in Japan. You have cropped sleeves, so you can hide them if you want to wear a shirt, right?”

"Fuck, that's not right." Bian Hexuan was so fucking helpless, because he didn't think about it that much, what kind of three-eyed nine-pointed thing, it was himself who was vulgar and stinky at the beginning.

"The nine-point sleeves are afraid of revealing the truth, and the watch is painted by Xiangxiang. He used to like to draw watches for me, just like the long-lived turtle at home." Hua Yuanjia put down the iced black tea and pretended to drink it for a long time, his tone revealing There was a faint sourness, "Tianpeng recognizes someone, didn't bite you?"

Bian Hexuan bit the stick, with a very serious expression of nonsense: "Don't fucking Tianpeng, our little bastard has changed his name. We used to be called Tianpeng, but we have been sublimated in the past five years. Now we are called Wuneng. Do you want to eat it? After eating Quickly check out and get out."

"Xiangxiang told me last time that your legs are just right, and you two also met in the hospital?" Hua Yuanjia felt that he had guessed almost right, and calmly concealed his depression.This man may be engaged in catering, otherwise it would be impossible to get so many quick-witted guys, well-to-do.

There are a lot of eyes, uneducated, and speechless.

Bian Hexuan asked someone to analyze it inexplicably, and really didn't want to talk nonsense with this grandson, and he was really defiant: "I found out, you just want to get tattooed by yourself, you fucking researched it and then you can't make up your mind, afraid that others will see you as a bastard at a glance. So let me analyze you too."

Hua Yuanjia was very interested: "You tell me, I'll listen."

"Is your wife pregnant? You don't have sex anymore, so you want your mother to come back and lie to you!" Bian Hexuan didn't have that much data analysis, and he was full of experience. He opened his mouth and revealed his grandson's old background, " You got married 4 years ago, you have a second child, right? You lied to a little girl to have a baby, and when the mission target is completed, then you fucking want to return to the sea and continue surfing, right? You have gold in your crotch?"

"You!" Hua Yuanjia twisted the corner of his mouth.How could he know about his marriage!

"What are you, I am the most fucking upset when I see you as a cheating marriage cabinet gay. If you have gold in your crotch, you will take off your pants and shake them. If you don't, you will tighten your belt. The law does not prevent the former Your boyfriend is an invisible villain, but now your boyfriend wants to warn you not to fuck my daughter-in-law!"

"How do you know I'm married?" Hua Yuanjia didn't change his face, no wonder Uncle Meng was so angry when he saw him that day, so he let them know.

Bian Hexuan couldn't hide the disgust on his face. He felt that the lawyer was quite calm, and he still asked after talking so much. "Do you want to eat? If you don't eat, I'll pack it up. My wife should wake up."

"You didn't tell him about my marriage?" Hua Yuanjia was sure that he was on point, and saw the anger in the man's eyes that was not there just now.If he guessed right, Liu Xiang would not know.

"I'm not afraid to tell you, I don't want to go home, I just want to talk to Xiangxiang every day." Hua Yuanjia finally started eating, "If you want to tell him, it's okay if he doesn't see me anymore. But Liu Xiang It is mentally handicapped, it is unknown whether homosexuals can get married and have children.”

"Fuck, what a fucking live animal. Your wife is pregnant and has a bad temper, so you're going to hide, right?" Bian Hexuan has heard too much about the hidden marriage cabinet where gays only pick on their wives for cheating during pregnancy. Thinking about it makes him sick to his stomach. , want to flip the table.

It turns out that this grandson has no taboos because he believes that the little fool in his bed has a low IQ.It really made him talk about Bian Hexuan's pain point, Liu Xiang might not understand it, if he really understood it, the consequences would be more serious.

Bian Hexuan kept in touch with Dr. Liang, and he didn't bother to hide it. He listened carefully to the doctor's advice to learn positive stimulation.Liu Xiang's mother can't teach her son to fall in love, so Liu Xiang can't turn a blind eye to the negative emotions in the relationship, and she has to experience it all by herself.The last time they broke up, he knew the sadness of breaking up and the relief of getting through it. If he knew that the man he liked turned around and got married and had children, Bian Hexuan was afraid that his little brain would die.

If Liu Xiang had normal intelligence, she would naturally protect her distance from her ex-boyfriend and not punish herself with the truth, or move directly.But he is not.Now Bian Hexuan can't act rashly, whoever cares more about Liu Xiang can't stir things up.

There was a subtle pity on Hua Yuanjia's face: "The emotional cognition of a slight mental retardation is extremely superficial. If you treat him well now, of course he is willing to be with you. I was also in pain at the time. Do I want to get married? But men always To start a family."

"Does your family have a mine or a dragon position? Are you disgusting yourself or me?" Bian Hexuan wiped his mouth, and gave Xiaowu a package gesture, "You bastard is very smart, I really hide it from you. He, you dare to tell him that I even smashed it with you and your mother with your car. Your mother is not guilty of holding her grandson? The girl is also a big baby of parents, so you are not afraid of me telling her? "

"She's still having a second child, so go." Hua Yuanjia said lightly, "I haven't broken any law, and no law can convict me. But based on what you said just now, my family will be safe in any situation. I suspected it was related to you at the first time. You don't want to be suspected of intentionally hurting people, do you?"

If it wasn't for Gu Yi's shop, Bian Hexuan would have blown the table up.For a moment just now, he really wanted to stab this basket, but this idiot turned him off with a single sentence.The second child is unstable, and the mother of two children, Bian Hexuan is not so wicked.

"Do you dare to say that you won't get married? Don't want children?" Hua Yuanjia was sure that this question would be very difficult for any gay.

"Don't you think you're a bitch? Lawyer Hua Da?" Bian Hexuan calmed down as the ringing sound came from his pocket. He took his mobile phone in his pocket, his brows were tightly frowned, but his voice was so soft that there was no bottom line: "Daughter-in-law is awake?"

Liu Xiang slept for a while, opened her eyes and couldn't find Bian Hexuan, so she quickly called, like a cat: "Brother, where are you? I woke up, and I miss you, I want to find you."

"Brother is in the Chuan Chuan Xiang shop." Bian Hexuan smiled, he really can't touch this living animal now.

"Then I'll find you." Liu Xiang was used to having people at home, and she didn't want to be alone.

Bian Hexuan heard movement on the other end, probably wearing shoes. "No, I'm packing for you, go home now. Are you hungry?"

Liu Xiang just put on a shoe. "Well, I'm hungry, then brother, make more sausages, I won't drink Coke today."

"Okay, prepare the bowls and chopsticks, we will eat when we get home." Bian Hexuan got up and picked up the packing box, "Brother was a little sick just now, but now I am hungry, and I have an appetite when I go home."

"Then I'll go find chopsticks." Liu Xiang is not used to saying goodbye on the phone, and hangs up after she finishes speaking, which is very naughty.Bian Hexuan carried the lunch box with his left hand, and tapped the table with his right hand.

"Remember to pay the bill, 8% off in the first month of opening, so I won't give you a rich person a discount. Xiao Wu! Come and collect the money, according to the original price, and the packing fee will be calculated separately! Don't rush the order!"

"Hey! Here we come!" Xiao Wu was ordering food for another table, and hurried over when he happened to see Brother Xuan's side profile. He had never seen such an ugly face.

Full of sulking, Bian Hexuan was hugged as soon as he entered the room. The big rabbit is looking for a sense of security, what a child. "What's the matter? I'll just go downstairs for a while, are you scared at home?"

Liu Xiang couldn't stop laughing: "I was dreaming just now, I dreamed about my eldest brother. I dreamed that we two went to the square to watch the flag raising, and there were many swallow kites flying in the sky, which were better."

"Silly Baoer." Bian Hexuan thought it was very interesting. Liu Xiang was indeed an air purifier, and he was annoyed just now, but now he is so beautiful that he can go to the sky to show off his driving skills.

"I'm not a fool, but slightly mentally retarded. No, I'm not mentally retarded. I'm fine." Liu Xiang got off Bian Hexuan and sat at the dinner table waiting for dinner, but got up again as soon as he sat down.

"What's the matter?" Bian Hexuan was in a very good mood, shit, just get angry when you are angry, just don't be angry with the baby.

Liu Xiang put her hands behind her back and lowered her head to rub her hands: "My butt hurts, and I feel uncomfortable when I sit down. Big Brother just hit me for a long time."

Bian Hexuan smelled the fragrance of the six gods all over the room, pulled him into his arms and sat down together: "Then brother Zuo's leg doesn't hurt, does it?"

"There is a little more." No matter how uncomfortable Liu Xiang was sitting, she moved left and right, "Brother, don't go when I fall asleep, wait for me, we can go downstairs together, and we can't do any work." If you do it, I'll help too. Also, for Uncle Meng's birthday next week, let's buy a cake. Uncle Meng is 66 years old this year."

"Don't touch your wife, you are impatient, and I will cry for you later." Bian Hexuan asked for trouble, completely forgot about that bastard Hua Yuanjia, and hugged Liu Xiang like a big boo Ji, "I'm busy with work in a few days. If you can't make it back, you can buy it first. After you finish shopping, I just get off work."

Liu Xiang held the stick of the small sausage, accidentally ate the red oil on her clothes, and snuggled up regardless, leaning softly against the person: "Then buy a bigger cake?"

"Buy, buy a double-layered one, you can buy whichever you think is good, we are small money, you decide." Bian Hexuan helped Liu Xiang hold the sign, and had to stick spicy oil with paper. Seeing Liu Xiang eating carefully, he wanted to laugh.

Uncle Meng said that Xiangwazi will be like this all his life, and he has to be mentally prepared to get along with him and worry about it for the rest of his life.Bian Hexuan felt that the pain was worth it, it was really delicious, so he wanted to get into bed as soon as he finished eating, and fight with the little fool with his eyelashes.

Flickering, so fucking cute.

The author has something to say:

And everyone, don't bother the ex-boyfriend to appear on the stage, because every time he comes, he invisibly assists the relationship between the two, and he himself is very puzzled.

Hua Yuanjia: What's going on?Am I not a villain!

Bian Gouzai: Because your brain is not good enough.