If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

Liu Xiang put the food in the microwave, set the time, then took the cake from the refrigerator, and came back with a plate: "Brother, eat first, this is what Uncle Meng asked me to keep for myself."

Bian Hexuan had just put on his underpants, revealing the logo of his brand-name underwear: "Hey, why did Uncle Meng give me this birthday peach? Didn't you eat it?"

The cake on the plate was exactly the tip of the big longevity peach, pink and cut into fans.

"Uncle Meng said, you work hard and eat a lot, so you should eat more. I pulled out the food with a small spoon and never touched it." Liu Xiang put the plate on the desk and turned on the small lamp, "Brother Sit down and let me light a candle."

"Lighting candles? It's not my brother's birthday, why are you lighting candles?" Bian Hexuan had drank a lot of tea from noon until now, and wanted to go home and go to sleep, but he didn't expect to have an extra meal, "Hey wife, come here , did you cut this cake?"

Liu Xiang held a handful of candles as thick as incense sticks, and walked over with her bare feet to have a look: "Well, Uncle Meng said that the cake is big, with two layers, and I will give you the top layer. I said cut it open, and put it in the refrigerator. There is a lot of food, but I can’t fit it, so I cut it into pieces. Isn’t it enough to eat?”

"It's enough to eat. I can see that you feel sorry for your man at a glance. You cut such a big piece, but look at the peach tip and the seam on the peach. Haha, does it look like a butt?" President Bian The imagination is unconstrained, as if he has never seen a cake before, pulling the little fool to find inspiration.

"It's not a butt, it's a big cake..." Liu Xiang fell asleep without drying her hair, her ears turned up, and there were reddish spots left on the itchy bumps between her brows, "Brother, what are you doing? What about that?"

"Ah? Who keeps thinking about that?" Bian Hexuan was wronged, he really felt that this piece was cut like a butt, and he was so wronged, "You gave me a fart and you wronged others? Do you want to do it?" Candle?"

Liu Xiang nodded, and handed over the small candle as if holding the last match. "You can blow out candles, and my mother said you can make a wish. But brother, you took away all the lighters and matchboxes, so I didn't light them."

"Don't get angry if I'm not at home, I'll clean up the alcohol lamp in the cabinet tomorrow." After inserting the candle, Bian Hexuan picked up his trousers and looked in his pocket for a lighter.

"The alcohol lamp can't be cleaned up, keep it for me." Liu Xiang sat down and waited to blow out the candles, with a look of reluctance.

"You can't stay, do you understand that water and fire are ruthless?" Bian Hexuan got scared when he mentioned this, lit a small candle, and pointed to the small flame as an example to carry out safety education, "Brother almost burned the house down in Shenzhen back then. I was too tired to lie on the bed. I fell asleep directly after smoking, and the sparks as small as the cigarette butt lit up the bed. It’s not scary!”

Liu Xiang pursed her mouth in fright: "Yes."

"This fire is really dangerous. Have you seen the trash can in our house? When it burns to the size of the trash can, people can't control it." Bian Hexuan didn't make it up. Education has been moved out this time, "So the alcohol lamp, bro, let's take it to Uncle Meng's house, we don't want it."

Uncle Meng's house?Liu Xiang thought for a while, it's okay to leave it downstairs instead of at home. "Well, anyway, big brother doesn't want cupping, so don't brag about it first, I have to make a wish."

Bian Hexuan is not superstitious, but he is willing to watch him play. "Make a promise, make a big one!"

"Then I will make a promise, big brother earns big money, I earn small money, and we will retire together." Liu Xiang directly said his wish, without closing his eyes, and pulled Bian Hexuan to urge, "Brother blow it up, it's all melted .”

"You little fool is really a money junkie." Bian Hexuan smiled and blew out, the small candle was extinguished and pulled out, and there was a small hole in the fart peach, "Just this one wish?"

Liu Xiang gave the little spoon to the eldest brother, and scooped out a finger of cream to taste: "Actually... there are actually more. Eh? This is better than the duckling cake."

Boss Bian was very poor and very hungry, so he took a big bite out of a spoonful and felt very happy. "What little duck? Just say what you want, brother, let's see if I can make it happen for you."

Seeing that the elder brother was eating deliciously, Liu Xiang followed suit, and the two of them just ate it spoonful by spoonful.While eating fart peaches, Liu Xiang finished talking about how he met Brother Xiao Hua and how he bought a duck cake, and then he stopped eating after feeding him, shaking his head and hiding.

This person surnamed Hua is haunted, right?Bian Hexuan wanted to put his fart on Ya's face.

"Don't listen to Xiao Zuo's nonsense, brother has never eaten the cake from the little girl, and stuffed it all in his mouth." Bian Hexuan licked the butter with a plate, not wasting any scum, "The living expenses given by his family are small, and I At that time, there was no money in my pocket, or I really didn’t accept the little girl’s favor. Later, I thought, I’d better accept it. They are all homework, and they eat every day. Brother, let’s make meatballs and braised noodles.”

"Really?" Liu Xiang was happy now, "Actually, I also think it's not good to eat too much cake. I'll go buy meat tomorrow, let's make lion heads."

"Well, let's do it, I can eat whatever you want." Bian Hexuan licked the plate and swept it away, "What else did you say you wanted?"

Liu Xiang herself was sitting, but now she stood up and walked back and forth in the room, her face sweating from nervousness.Bian Hexuan took a look, hey, he wants a big one.

"Brother, can I ask you for anything?" Liu Xiang stopped, rubbing her toes when she was nervous.

"If it's less than 100 million, you can say whatever you want. If it exceeds this amount, I have to think about it." Bian Hexuan didn't just talk about it, he couldn't just buy a hospital if he wanted to.

"Actually, I don't know how much it will cost. It's just...that we are married, and we can discuss it." Liu Xiang's face was half-lit by the desk lamp, and she could see that she was anxious and looking forward to it. Everything was on the table. His face was ridiculously straightforward, "Brother, can we... have a baby?"

"Ah? What do you want?" Bian Hexuan didn't quite understand, "Brother is calling you a daughter-in-law, but we really can't have children."

"No, I won't have a baby, and you won't have a baby." Liu Xiang couldn't care less about looking forward to it, and the foolishness on her face turned into vitality, "Aunt Wu, knowing that we are married, she said, can we have a baby?" Children, that is, the kind that others want, and others don't want."

Bian Hexuan was stunned, and his spine could not move. "Adopt?"

He really didn't plan to have children, any offspring or grandchildren would be all nonsense, people only live for a lifetime, as long as they live well.And Bian Hexuan doesn't think he is the kind of person who is overflowing with fatherly love, especially annoying children, and especially boys, because he was naughty when he was a child, and he was irritable when he saw other people's sons screaming.

"Well, the one that others don't want, can we raise it?" Liu Xiang asked energetically, "Mom said that in my situation, I can't have my own child, and I can't have it any more. But Aunt Wu said , in the foreign country she went to, there is a family like the two of us who can raise a family."

Adopt a child?This is not a casual hammering.Bian Hexuan didn't dare to answer for a while, and thought about it in his heart.Liu Xiang's intelligence is basically the same as raising children, and she never thought about being a father.Do you have the energy and time to talk about it? If you really have one, who will take it?Liu Xiang must not be able to take it.

Besides, raising children is an extra responsibility. Can I shoulder the responsibility of raising a daughter-in-law and raising a mother, raising children?It's hard to say.

"Brother, can't you raise it?" Liu Xiang felt that it was probably impossible, and her eyebrows drooped into characters of horoscopes. "Is it true that we don't have enough money?"

"It's not that I don't have enough money." Bian Hexuan didn't think about how to answer, and was stunned for a moment, "Raising children is not raising children, you have to raise them well, and you can't just grow up with food. We just got married. Let’s talk about it in two years, okay?”

Another delaying tactic, Bian Hexuan thought he was a fool, and thought it would be a one-off, and he would stop wanting it after a few years.

Liu Xiang looked hard at the floor and could see two holes, obediently agreed: "Brother, don't forget, in two years, we will raise one after two years, okay?"

"Look, besides, don't we both have jobs? The child is left at home and no one cares about it. Uncle Meng is so old and can't help." Bian Hexuan was reluctant to disappoint Liu Xiang, but this really can't be sloppy, rubbing a fool His face was smoothed again, "What else do you want?"

"...I don't have anything else I want, so I just want to raise a child. The eldest brother can't afford it anymore." Liu Xiang said in a low voice.

Bian Hexuan was so distressed that he slapped several times: "It's not that I can't afford it, it's a big deal and we have to plan it carefully. I don't feel relieved if I leave it all to the nanny and housekeeper."

Liu Xiang was very confused, she couldn't turn her head, and she tilted her head to argue: "If I take it with me, I will also do housekeeping. We will raise a child, and I will not be registered. I will take him at home and tell him Animal World, okay? When he is a year older, we will send him to elementary school and buy him a small schoolbag. If I don’t know how to answer the questions, brother, you read it, and I won’t go to work, okay?”

Not working?Fuck, the corners of Bian Hexuan's mouth trembled, he just wanted to have fun.This is a pretty good condition and can be considered.

"That's all right, I'm going to find a lawyer recently, and ask carefully, if it can be raised, we will think about it in two years." Bian Hexuan wiped Liu Xiang's face, sweating, "Look at you, you look like a cat face, How to raise a child? In fact, it is enough for my brother to raise you."

"Brother, you raise me, and I raise the little turtle and the child." Liu Xiang immediately retorted, and suddenly said, "I forgot the microwave oven, brother, wait, I will reheat it for you, wait for a few minutes, I will Warm up a sugar triangle for you."

"Go ahead, don't get too hot, I'll go to sleep after eating." Bian Hexuan yawned.

Liu Xiang came out of Bian Hexuan's arms and hurried to the microwave oven, but the dishes were already cold, so she had to start over.Take two more sugar triangles and heat them for a few minutes.After finishing packing and carrying the dishes into the house, I found that my eldest brother fell asleep on the bed.

This is too tired, right?Liu Xiang blinked, feeling so uncomfortable that she didn't dare to make a sound, and quickly put the food back.After turning off the lights, I covered my eldest brother with my own towel and fell asleep together.

This was considered meritorious service for Xiao Wu, and a few days later Bian Hexuan personally gave a red envelope as a bonus, becoming a role model in Chuan Chuan Xiang shop.The guys in the store were all from the same village, Brother Wu shouted, wanting to know who was pestered by his sister-in-law that day, and how they were thrown away.

This is the boss's private matter, so Xiao Wu just smiled and didn't dare to say more, anyway, he told the clerk to look up and see if there is a Tesla on the opposite side.This day happened to be the busiest time, and he was so busy that he couldn't lift his head. Xiao Wu took the tray to the back kitchen to start cooking, and felt that the figure entering the room looked familiar.

The main reason is high. Opening a snack bar in the community is basically to eat residents, and there are few floating customers.There are only a few tall ones.

"Hey, sister-in-law is here?" Xiao Wu was working as the foreman in Gu Yi's hands, with winks and a loud voice, all the staff stopped what they were doing to say hello, and embarrassed Liu Xiang who had just entered the door. Stepped in and retracted.

"Don't yell, I'm a man, it's wrong to call that." Liu Xiang was not happy, and smiled on his face, "Well, the elder brother said let me come first, are you busy? Are there any seats?"

"It's gone now, but sister-in-law, don't worry, I'll ask them to set up one for you, and I can't make you wait." Xiao Wu saw Liu Xiang smiled and laughed, never seen such a blushing person, He is obviously a young man, but he looks like a young girl even if he tilts his head and blinks his eyes.

"Don't be too busy, set up a table for sister-in-law!" Xiao Wu yelled loudly, commanding the table and stools, and wiped it vigorously with a rag, "Sit, sister-in-law, what are you eating?"

Liu Xiang had never received special treatment, and suddenly became the most special one. She didn't dare to sit down: "I'll wait, the eldest brother hasn't come yet. And this is wrong, this is considered jumping in line."

"No one is in line. Brother Xuan said that you must have a seat every time you come, otherwise our salary will be in vain." Xiao Wu, a young man in his early twenties, dragged Liu Xiang over to sit.

"Then I'll wait for the elder brother. The elder brother will be here soon. You are busy, so don't worry about me." The table is low, and Liu Xiang sits on a small horse.He just got off work, and he still has a needle in his small bag. He knits a few stitches for nothing, and now he takes it out to play with it, which is really conspicuous in the store.

The guys tacitly knew that they were busy with their own business, knowing that this was knitting a scarf for Brother Xuan, so they didn't bother.I just feel that the color of this scarf is very individual, which is too rare.

When Bian Hexuan was in school, he learned an idiom that said one man should be the master of the gate and ten thousand men should not open it. At that time, he thought it was fucking cool, how much domineering spirit must be there.Now he can understand, if the cabbage is not bought for Xiao Wangba, it will be directly thrown in the face. "What on earth is your grandson trying to do? Interfere with other people's married life, and call the police, believe it or not?"

The person in front of him was still wearing a white shirt, as if it would never get dirty.

The author has something to say:

Pi Tao: In this chapter, I am simply outshone!

Sugar Triangle, Chuan Chuan Xiang, Watermelon: Hehe.