If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

It was still early after eating, and the two of them went home to change their clothes, like a pair of ordinary young couple going downstairs for a walk.When Bian Hexuan first got rich, he liked to be lively. Buying a house would get together, especially in the commercial center.It is brighter at night than during the day.In the past two years, I feel that I have begun to change.

Let's go back to basics, I'm not that acting personality, 24 hours of pretense can easily shorten my life.

"Brother, have you ever eaten grilled cakes? It's gray." Liu Xiang didn't dare to hold hands in the community, and only dared to hook her fingers secretly when she was out of the community.

"Grilled cakes? You know how to make them?" Bian Hexuan took Liu Xiang wherever he went, so he could take advantage of the opportunity to babble, "I liked to eat it when I was a child, and there were tricycles selling it on the road, but I never saw it again."

Liu Xiang carried a bottle of Liushen spray with her, and sprayed it, not only on herself, but also on Bian Hexuan. "I don't know how to do it, but if you know who is selling it, brother, come with me."

The road outside the community is not too wide, and there are residential buildings on both sides, and most of the first floor is rented out to small hardware restaurants.Bian Hexuan was very curious. He didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Liu Xiang's gourd, so let's follow.

It is also a small door, and the signboard is handwritten grilled cold noodles and Xianghe meatloaf.Liu Xiang asked Bian Hexuan to wait for her at the door, and then went in.Bian Hexuan was worried, so he stood outside the glass door and kept looking in.The boss is an old man, and it feels like he knows Liu Xiang when he talks to him.

A few minutes later, Liu Xiang came out with a small disposable bowl, and Bian Hexuan took it and looked at it, hey, there are really grilled cakes for sale.

"Elder brother, you eat first, it's not spicy anymore." The grilled cake was buckled in the bowl like a small flying saucer. Liu Xiang used a toothpick to draw a nine-square grid, divided it into small squares, and sprinkled sesame sauce on top.

"No chili oil?" Bian Hexuan hadn't seen this for a long time, so he tasted it right away, and it really tasted that way.Old Beijingers love to eat sesame paste, and it will be even more delicious if mixed with a few drops of freshly squeezed sesame oil.

Liu Xiang bit her toothpick and smiled Mimi: "Brother can't eat spicy food, but if you eat skewers, Xiao Wu will make you something that isn't spicy."

Hey, I also know how to observe the subtleties, so it doesn't hurt in vain.Boss Bian was extremely satisfied, and slowly ate a plate of grilled cakes as a full feast of Manchurians, and asked casually, "How much is this plate now?"

Liu Xiang couldn't move after tasting a piece, and didn't like it if it wasn't spicy. "15 yuan. I know the boss. His home was here when I was in middle school. His meatloaf is also delicious."

"15? The prices are skyrocketing. When I was young, it was so cheap, it seemed like I didn't need any money." Bian Hexuan finished the small plate of grilled cakes in a few mouthfuls, and the two went to the supermarket on the way.When Liu Xiang came out, he had a few cans of fresh beer in his hand, and Bian Hexuan carried a box of cans of Coke on his shoulder, so as not to buy it every day.

Liu Xiang was afraid that her elder brother would not be able to carry it, so she secretly helped her with her hands: "It's great that my elder brother bought so much. When we are eating, what should we ask?"

Bian Hexuan shook his shoulders and picked up the question.In fact, I was too embarrassed to say this, but there was an unspeakable impulse in my heart, which made him insist on asking.

"Well, if you ask me, don't call me a rogue, let's talk about it first." Bian Hexuan gave a vaccination first, because he thought it was a fool to ask this question, and now he is going to be a fool, "That bisexual behavior , have you done it before?"

Fuck, I really want to fuck myself.

"Ah? It used to be... when?" Liu Xiang couldn't tell how long ago it was.

Bian Hexuan gritted his teeth: "Let's ask this question, have you ever had a relationship with your ex-boyfriend?" Oops, it's over, Boss Bian felt a physical self-loathing, feeling that he was too attractive.

In this way, Liu Xiang understood, and shook her head directly: "Brother Xiaohua, we don't have one. We just..."

"Tsk, why don't you say it sooner!" Bian Hexuan became impatient, and was so confused in his heart that he almost took the little fool by his neck and went home to educate him, "You didn't say such a big thing earlier!"

If I had known that Liu Xiang had no experience, I should have given him a knowledge theory class first, but it turned out that I was actually fighting for the first time!Bian Hexuan regretted it now, he was afraid that Liu Xiang would be frightened by the two of them for the first time, and he was also afraid that he would be regarded as a pervert.

Although he really is.

"This, why did you say it earlier?" The person involved was aggrieved, "Brother, you didn't ask me this." Liu Xiang thought the matter was very simple, and he would never say much about things that others didn't ask, but after staying with Bian Hexuan for a long time, Also willing to talk.Even old man Meng said that the child is more cheerful than before.

"Who would ask this question? Then you keep showing off to me, saying that you have seen some little movie..." Bian Hexuan figured out many problems at this moment.It was originally, who cares about this if you live your life sincerely, and Liu Xiang is always teasing, always emphasizing that the last relationship was better than a long time, and it is normal to have a relationship.

Liu Xiang didn't understand the big brother's hesitations. Sexual behavior and small movies are related to intimacy in his heart, so he said it openly: "Then I really watched it, big brother, do you want to watch it? I don't have one at home, Brother Xiaohua has a computer." I read it. Do you have it in your computer?"

"No, I don't want to read it. My computer is full of important documents... and health knowledge." Bian Hexuan carried the whole box of Coke and held Liu Xiang's hand tightly.The head was hot and humid, and beads of sweat trickled down from his neck, along the tattoo on his arm and onto the back of Liu Xiang's hand.

Both of them had sweaty palms.

Bian Hexuan was silent, he was really angry, the grandson had ulterior motives, and he changed his ways to guard against Liu Xiang, and also guarded against Lao Meng's family.If something really happened, Liu Xiang would be stupid and wouldn't ask a lawyer to sue him, but Lao Meng's family might not let him go.But he never expected that this little fool would listen to his mother. His mother had taught him not to force his feelings. No matter how uncomfortable he was, he would just hide and cry by himself, without even being entangled, let alone dying.

The rest, Bian Hexuan, was also unwilling to ask. Men all have desires. After more than a year, how did the two of them solve it? I guess if I ask, I can go straight to Wang Zha, and I have to settle the matter next time.

"Brother, do you have documents too?" Liu Xiang was still unwilling to let go of his wet hands, "I have them too."

"What documents do you have? Go home and show my brother." Bian Hexuan asked, "Could it be the previous homework?"

Seeing that she was about to reach the community, Liu Xiang let go: "No, it was left by Mom. In Mom's room, there is a big cabinet full of books. Do you read them when you go home? There are so many of them."

Bian Hexuan guessed for a while, and all the arrogance gathered by Hua Yuanjia just now dissipated, and he smiled softly: "Look."

As soon as she got home, Liu Xiang got into the master bedroom and started digging through the cabinets, moving them out one by one.Bian Hexuan sat on the ground with him and watched, as he guessed in his heart, it was all Liu Xiang's recovery records from childhood to adulthood.

The book is old, and the corners have been pasted with scotch tape before it is preserved until now, and some pages are missing.Bian Hexuan flipped carefully, his movements were as light as flipping through martial arts secret books, fearing that the paper would be broken if he moved a lot.

The handwriting of the string of addresses on the key is the same. Liu Xiangma's handwriting is very delicate, not big, and it is very different from Sister Bian's bold and bold handwriting.Bian Hexuan guessed that such a woman would not even know how to yell?But it was such a beautiful woman who recorded the traces of her son from half a year old to adulthood. Bian Hexuan counted carefully, and there were 36 books in total.

From Liu Xiang's half-year-old to 18-year-old, it's really amazing to memorize a big book in half a year.Bian Hexuan picked up the last one to read, and laughed out loud as he read it.

"Early: a big bowl of soy milk, five meat buns and three stuffed buns. Remarks: Recently, my son has learned to play tricks with me, and specially picks stuffed buns to eat. He also hides the dough under a paper towel and plans to throw it away when he is found. He refused to admit his mistake, and insisted that he was saving it for Tianpeng. I taught him that it was wrong to lie, but I was very relieved in my heart. Xiangxiang will finally lie, and his intelligence has developed again, which remains to be seen.”

"Remarks: Xiangxiang always calls bunskins foreskins. If you want to correct his mistake, don't call it nonsense."

Seeing her elder brother secretly laughing, Liu Xiang squeezed over to take a look, and felt very embarrassed: "Brother, don't laugh, mom remembers everything, even when I fall, and when I cry. Before the senior high school entrance examination, my mother helped me make up lessons. We did papers together, and there were many questions. In the end, I gave the English teacher a score, and my mother scored higher than me... Also, I really don’t like steamed stuffed bun skin. My mother found out, and she laughed at me for a long time. Actually, it’s because of my mother. I don’t know how to make buns, the skin of the buns is thick, but I don’t want to say this, if I do, Mom should be sad.”

"If you don't like it, don't eat it. From now on, you will eat the stuffing, and brother will eat the skin." Bian Hexuan continued to flip through. It seems that there is no need to do anything else in the past few days, and he will be at ease after reading all 36 books.

"That's okay, big brother eats bun skins, I don't waste food." Liu Xiang smiled and contracted the stuffing of buns from now on, leaving the table skins for Mr. Bian, "Before I went to junior high school, I took a lot of medicine. The cabinet is full of my medicines. My mother used to memorize a lot of words every day, saying that taking medicine helped me grow my brain. Later, when the medicine ran out, my mother remembered what I did every day. I saw it myself, and I felt embarrassed.”

"What's so embarrassing, I will keep a small book in the future, and even write down when you kicked the quilt and peeed at night, so as not to turn your face and deny it." I found another little red book, which is quite similar to the one Liu Xiang usually uses.

The small red leather book is very old.

"What is this?" Bian Hexuan grabbed it out.Liu Xiang snatched it as soon as she saw it, muttering: "I can't give this, I can't give this."

"Is there your household registration book in it?" Bian Hexuan didn't care, just flipped through it, eh?Why did you dip it in glue?

"It's not the household registration book. It's what my mother left for me." Liu Xiang grabbed a cowhide corner and tried to pull it back, but her elder brother was so strong that he didn't let go, as if the canopy had bitten a rubber band. Write it to me... to my partner, and say that I won't read it until I get that marriage certificate."

Boss Bian frowned, shaking his legs and asked, "Subject? Did your mother order you a doll kiss?"

"Ah? What is baby kiss? Mom said that if you get married in the future, you can only show it to others before you get the certificate. I can't show it to you." Liu Xiang didn't pay much attention to baby kiss, and was eager to ask for a small book.Mom said that she would only show it when she was preparing to get a certificate, but the eldest brother couldn't.

Bian Hexuan didn't let go: "We are both married, so we should have shown it to my brother earlier! Be obedient, let go, brother read it carefully, recite the full text."

"Then this is not okay." Liu Xiang stopped laughing, and what she said was distressing, "You can't see this. I know, we can't get a marriage certificate. Actually, I understand this. No one issued a certificate for us. .Man and man are good, no one will send it. Man and woman are good to have a marriage certificate."

"Who said that?" Bian Hexuan stopped snatching, and the book fell back into Liu Xiang's hands in an instant.It's not that I can't grab it, it's that I don't want to see him suffer.

"I understand, I understand this. Men and men can't get married. No matter how much I like elder brother, I can't take you to that place, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and come back with a marriage certificate." Liu Xiang hugged Xiao Hongben like a hug Wearing a small flower quilt, toe to toe, and sighed, "I understand this, Uncle Meng said it, and Brother Meng also said that it is wrong to like men. But later, they stopped talking about me. I understand, we two There is no certificate in this life... Mom said before, what if we get married, but I feel uncomfortable. You and I got married, but you can't get a certificate. And you can't take the little photo, the little red photo behind it. "

"Who said that!" Bian Hexuan couldn't bear the sadness of his sweetheart, seeing him sad, he wished to move the Civil Affairs Bureau home, "I ask you, do you really want to get a certificate with brother?"

Liu Xiang's nose was sore, and she really wanted to take that kind of small photo with her elder brother: "I want to, but we can't get it, men and men, don't give it."

"China can't get it, but foreign countries can. But you have to think about it clearly. When we go abroad to get a small red book and take a small photo with a red background, we will be married! Brother will grow old in the future, won't he You've been so handsome all your life, you'll get wrinkles, and you'll turn into a grumpy old man, by then it's too late for you to change your mind!"

"Really? Foreign country, will you really give it to me?" Liu Xiang was excited, and asked Bian Hexuan by the collar, with a flash in his eyes, "It's okay to give it to a foreign country, but which country is the foreign country? News Network Didn't say it in the book... Brother, don't be afraid, you will be old in the future, and I will be old too. You are a big old man, and I am a little old man. We are both getting old, our hair is all white, and you still hold me , I still call you big brother. That, which country is it?"

Bian Hexuan always felt that he was a very lucky gay. When he chased Liu Xiang, Liu Xiang was just a freshman, and he came out in front of his parents in order to be with him, and he was often beaten.Although things backfired and broke up unhappy, I didn't expect God to open his eyes and let me meet true love directly.

Therefore, the destined person will come sooner or later, no matter how many detours he takes, the end point will still be the same.To be worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth, the dog bastard also has good luck.

"It's a foreign country, do you want me to take you there?" Boss Bian was moved, but the benefits he wanted were still there, "Then show me the little red book first, and I can take a look at it from the sidelines." I will pay you back, and I will never look at it."

The author has something to say:

Whether mentally handicapped people can marry or not, the law has a very detailed classification. Intellectual disability belongs to the disease that is considered unsuitable for marriage before marriage and cannot be cured after marriage.The lower score depends on the IQ score. For example, severe is strictly forbidden to marry, and moderate is allowed to marry with the approval of the legal guardian but prohibits childbearing.But is there heavy or moderate marriage and childbirth?Yes, most of them are arranged by guardians, which is a violation of the law.If no one sues, many of them will pass their lives like this.

Mild mental retardation belongs to the gray area. IQ is a cruel thing, the score is not enough, and the emotional experience is really superficial. It is impossible to have the phenomenon of intelligence 70 but good emotional response, which needs to be strictly controlled by guardians.

Xiangxiang's emotional reaction is definitely not superficial, even if she doesn't test her IQ, she will feel it if she pays close attention.It can only be said that the ex-boyfriend didn't have much psychological communication with him, and he didn't meet many times, so he was classified as the one with vague understanding of feelings and marriage, and he pretended to be smart.

But Mr. Bian is willing to understand the mentality of this disease, so he can see clearly than others that Xiangxiang is not stupid at all in his relationship.