If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

When Bian Hexuan arrived at Chuan Chuan Xiang, Liu Xiang was watching the kitchen prepare the dishes.There were no guests yet at this point, Hua Yuanjia was sitting in the same position as last time drinking water, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't seem to hold his fart well.

"Brother Xuan!" Just now Xiao Wu didn't want people to come in and sit down, but according to the catering industry regulations, the door is open to customers, so you can't invite outside, so you had to pull your sister-in-law over and don't let that person stand next to him.

"There are very few people today." Bian Hexuan put the computer bag aside, but there was no computer in it at all, and a bunch of sundries were packed in a mess.He loosened the knot of his tie, rolled it up and stuffed it in his bag, then sat down and asked Xiao Wu, "Did you pick up some skewers for your sister-in-law?"

Xiao Wu felt embarrassed: "My sister-in-law said she was not hungry, but wanted to drink iced Coke. The store is out of stock, why don't I go to the supermarket to buy it for my sister-in-law?"

"Don't, don't get used to him. He is greedy for cold and it doesn't matter. He is used to drinking ice and now he doesn't even want to drink cold water. Be smart, buy it for him once, and run here every day." Bian Hexuan patted the chair next to him, "Xiangxiang, come and sit, Xiao Wu is still busy."

"Brother, I'm here." Liu Xianggang told Xiao Wu that the elder brother had a lot of money, and the back kitchen started to prepare dishes, so he wanted to learn.Now Le Diandian sat over and pointed to his chest: "I'm very happy here."

Bian Hexuan saw Liu Xiang pointing to his chest, wondering why he was happy. "Why are you so happy? Silly Baoer."

"I'm happy, my brother gave me a lot of money. This is our family's big money." Liu Xiang has no idea how much money can be bought with this money. Anyway, he knows that this money is a lot. "Mom said, money is very important, and my own I have to keep the money well, and no one will give it to me. But my eldest brother gave me all the money, and I must keep it well, and no one will give it to me."

"Don't save it, I'm asking you to make money." Bian Hexuan softened his heart when he saw his foolish appearance, and wiped his sweat with the white sleeve of his shirt. "Is it hot? Go home and rest for a while." , Feed our little bastard, brother is downstairs to talk about work."

Xiao Wu was in a complicated mood, and he had seen Brother Xuan speak softly like this before.But I really feel sorry for Brother Xuan, alas, it would be great if my sister-in-law could use her brains.The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I wished I could stare at the water drinker.

Who is this person?You're so handsome, why do you keep poaching people's corners?My sister-in-law doesn't understand, but Xiao Wu can't stand it, and wants to remind her every time.But Brother Xuan specifically told him to just keep an eye on the person, keep his mouth shut, and don't say anything that shouldn't be said.

Did Bian Hexuan not want to remind?He thought about it, thinking about it every day, but Dr. Liang said not to give Liu Xiang too many negative hints. Not only did he have to swallow the words, but he also had to tell the guys not to talk too much.

Liu Xiang nodded, thinking of the minced meat in the refrigerator: "Then I'll go back and cook, make meatball soup, just eat it when you get home. Brother, don't eat Chuan Chuan Xiang, it's spicy, your stomach should hurt."

"Well, brother won't eat. Be careful when cooking, don't burn your hands." Bian Hexuan took Liu Xiang's hand and pinched it left and right, but he was also worried, "Wait, come here, brother has a few words with you before leaving .”

In Hua Yuanjia's eyes, Liu Xiang was always reckless, a fool who could be kept at home but couldn't be taken out.He saw that the man whispered a few words in his ear, and Liu Xiangte obediently agreed before going upstairs. He remembered that he had told Liu Xiang like this before, don't call me, and wait for me to come to you.

After Liu Xiang left, Bian Hexuan said to Xiao Wu first, "Is there any instant noodles in the store? If there is, I will give you a bowl. I haven't eaten since noon."

Xiao Wu didn't know what was going on with Brother Xuan, so let's go up first anyway.Buckets of instant noodles soaked in boiling water were brought up, steaming and pushed to Bian Hexuan. "Brother Xuan, be careful, it's hot."

"Well, you are busy with your work, don't worry about it here." Bian Hexuan didn't want to make a fuss, he was really hungry, and he got busy, hungry and full, unbuttoned and started working, "Just now I saw your The electric car is gone, what's the matter, are you looking for trouble?"

"I underestimated you before." Hua Yuanjia was dissatisfied. He was unwilling to accept that Liu Xiang's boyfriend was more successful than him. Xiang took it."

"Why don't you dare? Are you good at talking? You're acting weird." Bian Hexuan stirred the noodle soup with a plastic fork, rolled up a forkful of noodles and put it in his mouth, "I tell you Hua Yuanjia, today is my last time. See you, talk and fart, there will be no chance in the future."

Hua Yuanjia's briefcase was placed on the table, and the two of them separated by an aisle: "I'm here today to tell you about our past."

"I'm really sorry, I'm not interested in listening to your talk." Bian Hexuan played with a fork.

"When Liu Xiang and I first met, we were planning to get married. We also met in the hospital." Hua Yuanjia turned sideways, and continued as if reading vernacular, "I never deceived his feelings, it's true He was tempted. Later we confirmed the relationship, all his expenses were paid by me, and there was no fraud."

"Have you ever cheated on his feelings? Maybe your brain circuit is not normal. Hurry up and tell me, I will smash your battery car after eating the noodles." Bian Hexuan took another gulp, including soup and noodles.

"For him, I postponed the wedding for a year, because I felt that it would be unfair to my future wife to be involved with him. If there is someone else in my heart, I can't marry her." Hua Yuanjia said again, speaking quite so. thing.

But Bian Hexuan really didn't believe it.

"When I was with Liu Xiang, I never touched him. Because every time I saw him, I felt sorry for my current wife." Hua Yuanjia recalled, suddenly raised his head and asked, "Do you understand the pain of falling in love with the same sex? ?”

"I really don't understand." Bian Hexuan took a mouthful of noodles very loudly.

Hua Yuanjia looked at him cautiously, and said: "I couldn't help but want to see Liu Xiang, and I always left in a hurry after seeing each other. In those one and a half years, I suffered and struggled every day, and it was meaningless to do anything. Liu Xiang was very simple. You don't have to think about anything together. But he doesn't understand anything, so I can't take advantage of others."

Bian Hexuan has a weak stomach. He used to eat too many seasoning packets in Guangzhou, and the dried vegetables were not easy to digest, so he had to take trouble to pick them out. "I'm not a bit interested in your miserable situation, I just want to know when you're going to go."

"I admit that my departure caused a lot of pain to Liu Xiang. But breaking up is our inevitable end. I take care of him like a child and keep a proper distance from him. After a long time, I can also see clearly his love for him. The understanding of emotions is not deep, and his intelligence level is not love. Later, I came less and less, gradually put him down, and fell in love with my wife again. It seemed that I had taken a detour and finally returned to the right track. I didn’t expect my mother I took a taxi and followed me. My family kept urging me to get married, but I kept postponing the date of marriage. It may be a female sixth sense. She thought I had someone outside, so she found it by herself, but she didn’t expect it The person outside is a man. So you said that you want to retaliate against me by hurting her, I think it's very unfair. She didn't touch Liu Xiang, but she accidentally scared him."

"Don't you frame me up? When the hell am I going to hurt your mother?" Bian Hexuan almost choked, although he really wanted to settle the account.

Hua Yuanjia's tone was very polite, always maintaining a consistent standard: "My mother doesn't understand these things, but she is also a sensible old man. Knowing such things, no one can blame others. You can ask Liu Xiang if he said something that day, Or take a beating. She was angry with my son and beat me hard. Besides Liu Xiang, Uncle Meng can also testify. After that, my wife has been taking care of me. She is a considerate woman, not many Follow up. Soon we got married, and I made up my mind to treat her well, and Liu Xiang never contacted her again. This is the ins and outs of the whole thing."

Bian Hexuan broke the fork: "There are two kinds of ages for people, those who can be respected are called elders, and those who can't bear it, you can think for yourself."

"I'm afraid that Liu Xiang will be cheated by you, so I come here often. You don't even tell him your job and identity, and you also keep it from your family. Can I suspect that you are plotting against him?" Hua Yuanjia suddenly turned the blame. A roundabout, "Liu Xiang is mentally retarded, he can't understand the tricks you play. The lust between men and men is not fair to him, he doesn't understand, he only understands who is good to him. I know that when I was with Liu Xiang It is easy to have a sense of accomplishment together, but it is not your achievement to fool the mentally retarded, it is your crime."

"Why do you think I've fooled him?" Bian Hexuan asked back, he really didn't know when he was wearing the hat of a criminal.

Hua Yuanjia pointed out something: "Do you dare to say that you will not follow the right path in the future?"

"The right way? What is the right way?" Bian Hexuan wanted to spit the toothpick in the grandson's face, "You think that being gay is a wrong way because of your insincere intentions, right? You have to lie to girls to give birth to children for yourself to be called the right way? Bah! Children don’t care about taking care of them, but what really takes care of them is money, renminbi. I’ve earned enough money, why do I need children? You just didn’t meet him, and now you see me envious and jealous?”

"What do I envy you? What do I envy you? What do I hate?" Hua Yuanjia asked incredulously.

"I envy Liu Xiang and I having same-sex sex, and I'm jealous that he's going to marry me." Bian Hexuan really didn't want to be so nasty, "I hate this world for making you dare not come out, making your marriage unhappy and life hopeless. Are you Fucking anti-social personality, right? Who should you hate? Hate yourself, you should hate your mother and your father, not me.”

Hua Yuanjia sat still: "Let's not talk about whether the law recognizes your marriage, just say that he can't get a marriage certificate without a guardian, and you are on the verge of the law. He can't love you, because his You don’t have this function in your mind, how can you love him?”

"I don't love him, I like him." Bian Hexuan crossed his legs and argued with the lawyer word by word, "Love is too big a word, you can love Liu Xiang today, and you can still love your wife tomorrow, saying take back your feelings Just take it back. But liking him is different. If you like him, you just want to see him. I am willing to watch him. I am unconditionally cute. I can’t take it back at all. If he can’t understand it, I can’t understand it. I’m willing to like him forever. The bright red scarf on the chest is for love and pain. Are you stupid when you read books?"

"He is mentally retarded and has no legal representative. Your liking him is wishful thinking. People with mental disabilities are protected by law. Even if a woman marries Liu Xiang, the court can declare their marriage invalid. Now you have a definite sexual relationship, do you think Who is stupid?" Hua Yuanjia was aggressive, and he was able to characterize it with just one sentence.

"Please, I have been in business so far, I have received the indictment, and I don't mind accepting it again." Bian Hexuan was completely full, and was about to tear it apart, "In the final analysis, it is because of this. Why? I have a sexual relationship with Liu Xiang , are you really jealous?"

Hua Yuanjia snorted, his face stiffer than ice: "I'm not as nasty as you, and so blind to the law. Besides Liu Xiang, I know if there are other men outside of you."

Bian Hexuan burped, a little bit of the pleasure of ordinary people: "Really? You picked yourself so clean and recorded a statement? That's right, thanks to your bad intentions at the beginning, you were afraid that you would ruin your future if you knew the law. Don't you regret it now? No Thinking of Liu Xiang and Lao Meng’s family taking you as a fart, if you want to get out, they will let you go. I don’t have as much legal awareness as you, I like him, the kind of love that is rushing to get married, he is slightly mentally retarded I touched it too, do you really want to sue me?"

"Bian Hexuan, don't think I'm afraid." Hua Yuanjia said.

"My name is Li Gang." Bian Hexuan was the least villainous, "I said that at noon, I saw a car on the side of the road familiar. What kind of secret investigation did you buy that electric car? Will you be a lawyer? Just collect evidence like this Your mother was beaten to death long ago!"

"A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory, huh." Hua Yuanjia was really shocked at noon. He thought he was a catering manager, but he didn't expect that he was the boss of a private company, and he was so much better than himself.

"Buying and selling ivory is too cruel, don't you look at the animal world? I'm mad at Tesla, with the nose of the car. I won't move the car, so you don't want to move your nest today." The car key knocked on the table Bian Hexuan could see through it, and didn't feel pity for him at all, "A villain like you, you hate this and that, but you just don't have the ability to hate yourself. I dare to be good to Liu Xiang in an upright manner. I traded the beating for my arms. Let my father be dislocated, do you dare? You are right, the country does not recognize our marriage, but can the police arrest me? Sentence? Is there an addition to the file? No? Even the neighbors of the same building I don't care, I greet Liu Xiang as usual when I see Liu Xiang. You are young and young, so I will show you the way. Since you have chosen to cheat the marriage, you should cheat well, cheat the girl for a lifetime, and be a good husband. The law really treats you and your family It's okay, but she has a big belly for you, and it's not easy to be a mother, except for your mother."

"I have nothing to say to people like you. At worst, call the mainland rescue and move the car. I won't pay for your car damage." Hua Yuanjia got up to get his bag.

"Did I let you go?" Bian Hexuan changed his face faster than turning the pages of a book, and even changed his voice, "Who are you playing with?"

Hua Yuanjia turned around and glanced, the smile was fleeting: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? You have a recording pen, don't you?" Bian Hexuan took the things out of the computer bag, smiling like a dog traitor, "Now I say that there is even a pinhole camera in this string of incense, do you believe it or not. "

"You!" I had a bad feeling when I saw the recording pen Hua Yuanjia, but now I didn't react, "Don't provoke me, you don't dare to install a hidden camera..."

"Why don't you dare? I'm afraid you'll sue me for slander, so I have to guard against you." Bian Hexuan stood up, the two of them were about the same height, "Now you know why there is always a table vacant in the store? It's reserved for you. Lao Tzu I have been bullied too many times, and I used to record it with a Nokia mobile phone, which is clearer than the voice recorder in your bag. You just said so much nonsense and picked yourself up, isn’t it just for evidence? But we I record every time we meet, is this a contradiction in your testimony, Lawyer Hua Da?"

Hua Yuanjia made people choke enough, and he didn't want to make him make a move because of a bad move. "Cut, even if you..."

"What are you?" Bian Hexuan had already thought of everything he could think of, and guarded himself in a corner. "Don't think that you are the only one who knows the law. I have low education but I can consult a lawyer. It is still a shame to install a camera without permission." It didn't infringe on your interests, you have nowhere to sue me."

"Even if you don't sue you, you still infringe on the health of the mentally handicapped, and you are still violating the law." Hua Yuanjia suppressed his hatred, and it was more of an intensified hatred than anger.All the pain that cannot be expressed will be added to the hatred of others.

"This question?" Bian Hexuan was born in Sijiu City. He has the multi-faceted nature of an old Beijinger. When he first got up, he could hold the sky, but when he got mixed up, he really needed to be beaten. He ran around with his mouth After passing the train, his blood is like an old alley with horizontal and vertical roads, going up to the sky and going down to the ground. Now he is full of pride, and he is one step closer, "By the way, I forgot to tell you, Liu Xiang is not slightly mentally handicapped, he was opened by the hospital. Proof. Listen well, my daughter-in-law is borderline intelligence, not mentally retarded, and her emotional experience is not superficial, she understands everything, and she can get married without a legal guardian. I’m so sorry, you played all kinds of tricks back then, it’s all fucking You figured it out yourself."

A bead of sweat trickled down Hua Yuanjia's temples, and the small string of incense sticks was extremely hot.

"Whatever we do is not illegal, as long as we are voluntary." Bian Hexuan put the last straw to Hua Yuanjia's downfall, "Now we brothers settle old scores?"

"What old debt do I have to settle with you?" Hua Yuanjia looked like a person without emotional fluctuations.

"Do you know what I hate the most?" Bian Hexuan rubbed his wrinkled hanging needle lines, and the true fire of samadhi was burning, "I don't care about the right and wrong of your relationship, but you and your mother scare Liu Xiang. Account, I have to settle with you. Do you know that he is not insane? Do I have to beat you to scare your mother? I know your address. "

Hua Yuanjia panicked: "What do you want?"

"Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person. I really don't want to find your wife, but I can find your mother." Bian Hexuan smiled, "Now I know how to love my mother? Did you think about Liu Xiang's mother when you bullied the fool? Pain yourself, old sharp, are you still human?"

"Bian Hexuan, I advise you to think clearly. Even if you and Liu Xiang go to a foreign country to obtain a certificate, you two are still okay once you return to China. It is not worth breaking the law for him." The pupils of the family shrank sharply when they spoke.

"The law can't control your family, people can always teach you a lesson, right? It's up to you to teach you a lesson or to teach your mother a lesson. Your mother is not a good bird to cheat you into marriage. If something happens to you, you can only blame God." Eye, it has nothing to do with me. Yes, every law you said is correct, and it doesn’t matter when we return to China. Liu Xiang had a mother before the age of 19, and had me after the age of 29. His mother dreamed of me, I was so angry, Let me teach you how to be a man." Bian Hexuan hasn't been such a jerk for a long time, and the guy is watching and no one dares to persuade him, but Xiao Wu has already taken out his mobile phone, and he is really afraid that something will go wrong, do you need to tell Boss Gu?

Hua Yuanjia made enough sarcasm, but still refused to admit that he couldn't break it: "As long as I don't fight back, you are hurting on purpose. If something happens to my mother, you can wait to go to jail."

"Really not fighting back?" Bian Hexuan asked.

As soon as Xiao Wu pressed a few numbers, he heard a bang, and looked up to see that the man's head was thrown back, and the nosebleed directly drew an arc in the air!It's over!It's over!He still remembered that some of the guests were drunk that year and clamored to ask their daughter-in-law foreman to pay the bill.Boss Gu wasn't there, and Brother Xuan happened to be eating in the store, and he started beating him without saying a word, and he beat him up.This is going to be a big deal!

The author has something to say:

Local dialect theater (Brother Gou is a native of the Hutong, he is usually fine, but when he really swears, he starts to sing old Beijing dialect)

Picking dishes: The meaning of picking vegetables, picking is to pick out from the pot, it should be read as rape, but I couldn't find the word and had to use picking instead.

Throw a piece of soup talk: Describe what is said is completely irresponsible, gossip, nonsense.

Lao Jian'er: Actually, it's from my hometown. If you say it soon, you will become Lao Jian'er, referring to your parents.

Mr. Bian: Actually, I am a local dog.