If you fall in love with a fool, the boss is annoying

"Tell me, how old are you, why did you hit me?" Bian Hexuan was hit on the stomach, but it didn't hurt, knowing that his mother's anger was over, so he smiled happily.

Bian Yun also couldn't get angry, so Liu Xiang persuaded her, and it was meaningless to say anything else. "If he caused trouble himself, let him pay for the medical expenses. Xiangxiang, don't be afraid of him. Auntie will make the decision for you. Both of you sit down, what are you doing standing up just after waking up?"

How generous his son can be, in the final analysis, he feels distressed.Bian Yun is not the same, prenatal education is normal when she is pregnant, all she listens to is Mozart, who knows what happened to her, and it breaks her heart every day.In fact, Bian Yun didn't feel much about his son coming out of the closet, because Bian Hexuan dared to say hello to anything since he was a child, so it was not unusual for him to do so.But the child's father was pissed off to death.

She also hopes that her son can start a family, have a woman who loves him, have children of her own, and make up for the warmth that was lost when she was a child.The son said that he naturally likes men, okay, I owed the child too much when I was young, so I won't force him anymore.The main thing is that Bian Yun also knows that Bian Hexuan's temperament is close to his father's, messing around.Now she has no other ideas, but hopes that her son can find someone who is considerate and considerate of his bastard's personality and mental illness.The child was not like this before. As soon as his father left, Bian Hexuan started to convulse, and Xiao Zuo was so scared that he called him in the middle of the night, saying that Brother Xuan hadn't slept for several nights and was counting money in the house.

Liu Xiang is good everywhere, but her brain is not good enough. Bian Yun carefully considered all kinds of problems about the two of them starting a family, and finally thought, forget it, just be stupid, he is nice, well-behaved, and very sensible.Unexpectedly, Liu Xiang would not dare to see her, nor would she go home with her son.

Liu Xiang clumsily stretched the pleats of the T-shirt, and said after a long time: "I didn't sleep, auntie, we didn't sleep."

"Don't be afraid, my mother won't talk about you, she saw us lying together." Bian Hexuan pulled him to sit on the sofa, and the two of them were criticized like students who were caught in a puppy love. Just after sitting down, Liu Xiang got up again and moved by herself. A stool, sit far away.

"Brother, don't talk nonsense, we didn't lie down together, we didn't lie down together." Liu Xiangte was flustered, sitting in a hurry, looking at Bian Yun secretly, afraid that he would reveal his truth, "I was tired just now, and my mother said that Xia took a nap, Later... we didn't lie down together anyway, the elder brother talked nonsense, and we didn't lie down."

"You don't have to be afraid, your aunt can't control your brother." Bian Hexuan didn't want to make Liu Xiang worry about this every day, so he unscrewed the drink and gave it to him, "Your aunt knows we are getting better, she doesn't talk about you or me. She I came to see you today."

Liu Xiang's hand trembled when he took the drink, his frightened eyes were more pitiful than a beaten rabbit, and his eyes turned red instantly.

"Stop, stop, stop... what's the matter?" Bian Hexuan squatted down.

"You still let me speak slowly, I came suddenly." Bian Yun came to the rescue, dragged Liu Xiang to sit on the sofa, one on the left and one on the right, and she was in the middle like a confinement woman from a marriage agency, "Xiang Xiang, are you afraid of Auntie?"

Liu Xiang grabbed the drink bottle cap vigorously and nodded.After ordering, I felt impolite again, so I shook it quickly.

Bian Yun asked again: "Are you afraid that Auntie will disagree with you two?"

"Well, I'm afraid." This time Liu Xiang nodded, and tears rolled out of her eyes.

"Forget it, forget it, you don't know how to coax people before me." Bian Hexuan felt that this matter should be done by himself, his mother is not gentle, and he only picks which pot is not open, "Daughter-in-law, don't cry, Brother can't stand you dropping golden beans, if you cry again, I will cry too."

Bian Yun glanced at each side, and felt that the IQs of the two sides might be about the same.

"Xiangxiang, Auntie asked you something, you have to think about the answer." Bian Yun's voice was not soft, and she tried to soften it, "Do you really like this poor boy... like your big brother? "

Liu Xiang remained silent for a long time, waiting until Bian Hexuan was burning with anxiety before raising his head.She was beaten by her aunt after just a short sleep. Liu Xiang really wanted to lie and say that she didn't like it.But I feel that I can't lie to others.

"Auntie, if elder brother and I are on good terms, will we have no children or grandchildren?" Liu Xiang asked while taking a deep breath, clenching her small fists.

Bian Yun opened his fist calmly, calmer than the poor kid behind him. "Auntie is not lying to you, you two are good, it's really like this. But no one stipulates that you must have children and grandchildren?"

This is a bit heart-wrenching, as mothers definitely hope that their children can enjoy the happiness of their children and grandchildren.Bian Yun felt that someone was always poking her back, so she stepped on Bian Hexuan's slippers, so she was honest.

"Auntie, to tell you the truth, I really can't control your elder brother." Bian Yun will not be gentle, so she can only follow her own line, "He has been very naughty since he was a child, and he is not obedient at all. But if he bullies you , Auntie can take care of him. I also hope to see his next generation, but your eldest brother doesn’t like women by nature, what can I do? I also wanted to find him a girlfriend before, and the neighbor’s girl likes him. Fortunately, he pretended to date a few times, found a boyfriend for others, and became a moon old man..."

"Mom, pay attention to the rhythm and get to the point." Bian Hexuan emboldened Liu Xiang from behind, "Xiangxiang, don't be afraid of her, my mother is very nice, her voice is a bit loud but she doesn't scold others, she occasionally scolds me, Anyway, I definitely won’t scold you.”

"Don't scold me..." Liu Xiang hesitated, her fingers hurt from being squeezed, "If you don't scold me, then Auntie, listen to me first, okay?"

Bian Yun's lower back was hurt by his son. He had never coaxed Bian Hexuan, and he didn't know how to coax Liu Xiang.She used to be gentle, and she was also an old beauty in the years.But life had hardened her long ago, and when she suddenly met a young man who loved to cry, she had no idea what to do.

"Auntie won't scold you, you can rest assured."

"Auntie, I have a bit of a brain, I was born with it." After thinking about it, Liu Xiang decided not to lie. He understood that the failure of a relationship was due to IQ, so he simply explained clearly, "But I am not now, the doctor said I'm fine, just a little worse than normal people. I have a job, social security, and a passbook, and I'm not a fool."

Bian Yun glared at her back angrily, "Look, just call him a stupid old fool like you." "Auntie knows you're not stupid, so go on."

What Liu Xiang is most afraid of is that others will misunderstand that he doesn't understand anything, and he can rest assured only by explaining this clearly. "Auntie, just now you asked if you like elder brother, I dare not tell you. In fact, I like him very much, but I like him. We got along secretly on New Year's Eve last year. Recently, elder brother lived with me. Auntie, I have This small room was left by my mother to start a family... Also, we were lying together just now, and I said I was sleepy, so my eldest brother let me sleep on the bed. Also, there are so many things I can’t say at once .I know that men and men are good, no, but my elder brother said, foreign countries can, this is right in foreign countries. And there is... let me think about it..."

Mr. Bian, who hadn't spoken for a long time, smiled like a dog, and everything recovered: "Mom, look at him, isn't he so fucking cute?"

"Boss Bian, I beg you to shut up and rest." Bian Yun had a terrible headache and asked Liu Xiang again, "Do you really want to have sex with him? If he forces you, you should blink hard."

"Well, I think... I don't want to be with others, I just want my elder brother." Liu Xiang felt that the aunt this time was more reasonable than the last time, so she panicked and talked nonsense, and the aunt listened to it all.

"Then I have to tell you, your elder brother is not a good guy, he has a lot of problems, you have to help me take care of him." Bian Yun said honestly, "This poor kid hasn't developed good habits since he was a child, and he doesn't do housework. Blame me, I didn’t teach him to communicate well. He’s not a bad person, he just has a dog’s temper. He’s a good-looking dog. There aren’t many advantages, and Auntie doesn’t know what you like about him, but since the two decided to Let's have a good time together. In the future, if he wants to make you cry, Auntie will apologize to you, and you will treat him as having convulsions."

"Hiss... Sister Bian, are you off topic? Are we related as a parent?" Bian Hexuan became more and more wrong as he heard it, "He thinks I'm handsome, and my appearance is purely attracted by my personal charm. .”

Liu Xiang didn't understand what it meant to go off topic, but the aunt didn't talk about the point, but told herself to talk about it. "Ah, Auntie, are you not angry? Aren't you tearing us apart?"

"Your aunt, I was angry with him too much, and now I don't want to get angry at all, so as not to get wrinkles." Bian Yun also tried to persuade her son in the first two years when he came out of the closet, and had already accepted the reality , "So, you don't have to be afraid of me. Auntie won't break up your relationship. If you two like each other, get along well. If you don't like him in the future, you can still break up with him."

Bian Hexuan was so fucking stunned, and said that he didn't know who his son inherited his language ability from. His mother was blind and deaf, right?

"Ahem, that sister Bian, we just got married, why are you teaching him this?"

"Why? If you choose someone else, they also have the right to choose you, right?" Bian Yun held the hands of the two of them together, very serious this time, "Xiangxiang, Auntie agrees with the two of you, so you should take it seriously. I You are a person from the past. You really don’t need a high IQ to live. You have enough brains. Do you think your elder brother is smart? He used to live in a muddle. I feel relieved to teach him to you. The two of you can neutralize your IQ. Isn't that good."

Not only Bian Hexuan was speechless, but Liu Xiang seemed to be listening to a scripture from heaven. He understood every word but seemed unable to link them together.But he summed up the most important central idea. Auntie doesn't get angry, doesn't scold others, agrees that she and her elder brother are on good terms, and kind of... likes herself.

"Auntie, you are really a good person. You are reasonable." Liu Xiang said dully, staring at Bian Yun for a long time.

"It's time to call her mom." Bian Hexuan shook his head helplessly and sighed. I really don't know why my father has a crush on his own mother. She must be a beauty control, and she was taken down by beauty. "From now on, you don't need to call her auntie, just call her mom."

"If you think I have no wrinkles on my face, you can actually call me sister." Bian Yun added.

"Called mother?" Liu Xiang was still immersed in the dizzy happiness and joy, which was the kind of joy that he had never experienced before.The aunt not only agreed, but also said that she has enough brains. Does this mean that she doesn't dislike herself?yes?It must be, my aunt said, I don't need a high IQ to live, I am 83, I will be able to live well.

"But I have a mother, why do I still need to be called mother?" It's just that he couldn't get around this question, "...Mom is mother, and aunt is aunt. I don't want aunt to be my mother, but I want her to be my aunt."

Only Liu Xiang dared to say this kind of shameless words to his face, instead of giving the elders a step, he let the two people next to him dry it out.Fortunately, Bian Yun was used to strong winds and waves, so she smoothed things over by herself: "Then call me Aunt Yun. Now that you're discharged from the hospital, shouldn't you go home with your elder brother?"

Go back to your eldest brother's house?Liu Xiang was beating a small drum in her heart. "Well, my mother said that if I don't let me live in someone else's house, there will be safety problems, but my elder brother can't do this either, he won't go home... But we live in separate houses, I should feel uncomfortable again."

"It's okay, let's discuss this slowly, there's no rush." ​​Bian Hexuan held his handsome hand, and smiled shamelessly at his mother, exactly the same as when his father was shamelessly chasing after his wife.

There was no check-up the next day, and Bian Hexuan followed the doctor's order to observe for another day, and instead of using a wheelchair, he dragged Liu Xiang around the hospital.Passing by the small shop that strings incense, hey, it has become a flower and gift shop.When the two returned to 301, Liu Xiang was holding a handful full of tulips and big lilies.

"The food is off, I forgot that the hospital has no vases." Bian Hexuan wanted to be romantic, and the first time he delivered flowers, there were no roses in the shop.That's right, who visits sick and sends roses.

Liu Xiang hugged the bouquet like a baby, reluctant to let it go.He used to work as a nurse in a large ward, and occasionally a visitor would send flowers, but he could only stay for a while before his family members took them away.Because the hospital has this rule, flowers are not allowed in the large wards, for fear that some patients will be allergic.But the eldest brother lived in a house by himself, so he dared to bring it up.

"Hey, Xiangxianghua." Liu Xiang buried her face in the flower bone and took a big breath.When he raised his head, the tip of his nose turned orange, which shocked Bian Hexuan.

"You can't smell it like that. Brother remembers that it seems to be poisonous." Bian Hexuan wiped it with his hands, but the more he rubbed it, the more it became dirty, "Hey, be serious, don't laugh, brother is going to wipe your face!"

"But I want to laugh. Mom said that when she was pregnant with me, the yard was full of flowers, and it was very fragrant." Liu Xiang felt that Bian Hexuan was rubbed sorely, so she laughed and hid.The two of them fought and fought for a long time, their faces were not wiped clean, and they were covered in sweat.

"Hey, Brother Xuan, your legs are healed, you're flirting." Gu Yi felt like he had followed into the royal garden of the harem, with a sweet and barbell-like laugh.

Bian Hexuan was still complacent, he hugged Liu Xiang, and Liu Xiang hugged the flowers: "Why are you here at noon? Aren't you going to the restaurant?"

"It's not for you." Gu Yi closed the door, "Now there is good news and bad news, Brother Xuan, which one do you listen to?"

The author has something to say:

Xiangxiang's mother: If Xiangxiang offends you, I apologize in advance.

Bian Yun: He will make you cry in the future, Auntie will apologize to you.

Mr. Bian: The two of us are doing well!

Xiangxiang: Yes!Make a mistake and never apologize!Dare next time!