What's wrong with people! [Quick Transmigration]

Thinking of how to become famous, Xuan Jiu was so excited all night, he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, suddenly wanted to enjoy the moon, put on a dress and walked to the garden.

The system looked at its own thermometer, it was so cold in the middle of the night to watch the moon, is there anything wrong with the host?

There is indeed nothing wrong with Xuan Jiu, since he was born he has been in an immortal body, even Shen Luzhong didn't exist at all, and his current body is that of a demon cultivator.

Although this body can't do anything except reading, it won't get sick just because of a little wind, so Xuan Jiu's moon viewing is still going on perfectly.

When he was just a fluffy little fox who hadn't changed his form before, he liked to come out to look at the moon at night. Apart from the fact that the moon could regulate the aura in his body, another reason was that the moon was so beautiful.

At first glance, it is just a semicircle, but when you look closely, you can see various things in it, and sometimes you can see fairies dancing beside the moon.

But he overlooked that this is not the Great Thousand World, but an ordinary world derived from a novel. Although there are demon cultivators, the settings here are all copied from the original author's world, so what he saw was really only a ball.

[Host, give up, there are no fairies dancing on the moon in this world. 】Looking at the lonely host staring at the moon in a daze, the thin young man exuded a lonely atmosphere, even the system that has been bullied all the time, couldn't help but want to persuade him.

【I know. 】The young man looked at the moon hanging high in the sky without blinking, 【Do you think that the moon in this world looks like a thing? 】

The system looked at it, replaced it with the host, thought for a few seconds, and said: [Mooncake? 】

【fool! 】Xuan Jiu still had that cold and lonely look on his face, he stretched out his hand and pressed his stomach: 【How could it be a mooncake?It's eggs! 】

[It's so late, I don't know if there is any food in the kitchen, let's go for a walk and get some supper. 】Although Xuanjiu inherited the body of Bergamot, his soul is still the little fox who loves to eat chickens. Looking at the moon that looks like eggs, the little fox couldn't help but lick his lips, greedy Yes, I want to eat chicken.

He was recalling the deliciousness of the chicken, while the system poured cold water on it without hesitation, [Host, Mr. Shu Jiu is a Buddhist practitioner and a vegetarian. 】

【...】

【Let’s not talk about chickens, eggs are not acceptable either. In fact, if it wasn’t for your strong protest from the host, you wouldn’t even be able to eat vegetables. Mr. Shujiu would only drink dew. 】

【...】

【Host, didn't you know it from the first day?Why are you going to eat chicken again, did you forget?It's ok, I'll remind you. 】The system said happily, feeling that I am really useful!

[Hey, host, why are you still walking towards the kitchen!Don't be ooc! 】

The system's kind reminder didn't make Xuan Jiu stop. He showed a twisted smile that was a bit hideous: "I'm going to graze, are you satisfied?"

[Host, there is no grass in the kitchen, if you want to eat grass, go...] Under Xuan Jiu's glaring gaze, the belated system swallowed the rest of the words, silently hugging the data tightly.

What the hell did he say wrong.

Xuan Jiu quickly showed with actions that it said something wrong.

In the kitchen, even in the middle of the night, the uncle chef who was working hard to prepare the ingredients for tomorrow saw Xuan Jiu come in, and hurriedly greeted him, and wiped his hands on his clothes cautiously, "Mr. Shu Jiu, why are you in the kitchen like this?" The place is here, just tell me what you want to eat, and I will prepare it for you and send it to you."

"It's just that I couldn't sleep at night and went out to hang out. Uncle Zhao, what's the food for tomorrow?"

Chef Uncle Zhao rubbed his hands, flattered by the title. Although he cooks in the academy, he is still an illiterate vulgar person, how can he bear the title of Mr. Academy.

"Sir, you can just call me Lao Zhao. How dare I call you the elder of your husband." He said this, but he was very happy for this name in his heart. He said with a smile on his face: "The weather has been cold these days." , the dean allocated more money, so tomorrow is basically meat, most of which are made of chicken."

He was still talking, but he didn't notice that the eyes of the gentleman in front of him lit up, his Adam's apple moved slightly, and he was almost drooling with greed.

[Meat!Meat! 】

"Please don't worry sir, although I, Lao Zhao, is not a scholar, I still keep your preferences in mind. Knowing that you are a vegetarian, I specially bought some wild vegetables, which were your favorite vegetables before." Because of Shu Jiu The husband usually respects him, and Uncle Zhao also takes this gentleman's preferences into his heart.

He was still relieved to be thankful that he was paying attention, otherwise, how could this elegant Mr. Fengya be able to eat the meat tomorrow!

Xuan Jiu: "...I, thank you Uncle Zhao..."

"You're welcome, you're welcome, it's a matter of duty!"

Xuanjiu smiled at the chef, but his heart was bleeding. He, Hushan Xuanjiu, had never eaten meat since he was born with teeth!

Even in the last days when resources were scarce, there was still meat, if not, there were ham sausages!

Well now!

[Host, you can just accept it, there is nothing you can do about it...] The system, which has been bullied and squeezed by Xuan Jiu, gloated a little at seeing such an aggrieved host: [You can't ooc, host. 】

It's good that it doesn't speak, but when it speaks, it attracts all of Xuan Jiu's firepower. His eyes wandered around the kitchen like lightning, and finally settled on a certain place, with the corners of his lips slightly raised, revealing a pure smile:

【System, come, let me show you something good...】

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Cheng Cheng was holding a book in his hand in a trance, and he didn't turn the pages for a long time. Gu Jin looked at him suspiciously, and poked: "Cheng Cheng?"

"Ah?" Cheng Cheng snapped back to his senses, "What's wrong?"

"What's wrong with you today? I think you seem to have something to do!"

"...I'm fine..." Cheng Cheng was stunned for a second, and then replied, "Maybe it's because the wind was too loud last night, and some didn't sleep well."

Gu Jin nodded knowingly: "I didn't sleep well last night, that guy Li Renyu actually talked in his sleep, making me so noisy that I don't know how long it took me to fall asleep."

Li Renyu, who had been quietly listening to their conversation behind him, was startled, and asked nervously, "Ah Jin, what am I talking about?"

"You said... Hey! Mr. Shu Jiu is here!" Gu Jin wanted to complain, but suddenly saw Mr. Shu Jiu's figure appearing outside the door, he sat down quickly, and put on a posture of serious study.

She looked at the book in front of her, but she was thinking that her husband likes to read books the most, he must like people who love to read, maybe he will come over and ask her if there is anything she doesn't understand, so that she can...

She was pretending to be reading seriously and didn't notice her husband's arrival, when she heard the uproar of the students around her, and that idiot Li Renyu coughing.

"Sir...cough cough, sir..." Li Renyu choked easily when he was shocked, and now he was looking at his magnificent husband with a stiff face and a gentle smile, holding a pig in his arms.

a pig...

pig...

pig...

The students in the room were shocked. Their husband is still so elegant and handsome, and his temperament is still gentle and clear, making people feel like they want to protect him. But at this moment, the gentleman in Tsing Yi is holding a pig in his arms, a pig An extremely ugly, stinking, shameless pig who sniffs his nose in the arms of their elegant husband!

Mr. Shu Jiu looked at the stunned students in the room, smiled and hugged the little pig in his arms, and said: "This little pig is injured, it's not good to let it go, so I'll bring it to class, you guys you do not mind?"

...silent

The gentleman frowned slightly, and asked hesitantly, "Can't you?"

That cautious look only wished that people would hold the best things in the world in front of him. If it was usual, the students would have already reacted, but now, Mr. who is so beautiful just by frowning, is holding such a beautiful man in his arms. A very ugly little pig.

This contrast...

They didn't react for a while, and in the eyes of the husband, they naturally disagreed. He sighed softly, "Okay, little pig, I will put you outside the door, and you should be obedient and don't run around... Otherwise... .”

【Otherwise, I will be caught and made into a whole roasted pig hahahaha! ! ! 】Xuan Jiu's stomach knotted with a smile, and gently put down the piglet in his arms, stroking|stroking his ugly flowery back: 【Don't worry, if you sacrifice, I will eat you up with a heavy heart Ha ha ha ha! ! 】

【Host, this body is only a temporary habitat for the system of this world. Once it dies, the system will leave. 】Little Pig whimpered and said, 【The system has no concept of aesthetics, the ridicule of human beings will not cause me...】

The white-bearded dean passed by in a hurry, accidentally caught a glimpse of the little flowered pig on the ground, and covered his eyes in shock: "Where did such an ugly pig come from? Is the kitchen eating pork tonight?"

System: 【....You are ugly, you wrinkled-faced human old man! ! 】

Xuan Jiu held back his laughter very hard, his hands trembling when he was stroking|touching the little pig, he suppressed his smile, and explained: "This pig ran into the kitchen for some reason and was injured. , I saw that it was still young, so I brought it back to raise it."

"That's it!" The dean just wanted to praise Mr. Shu Jiu's kindness, when his peripheral vision fell on that ugly pig, and he swallowed the words unknowingly.

"This pig looks... quite distinctive, what, I'm going to pick up a friend, let's go first..."

Even though the dean swallowed the rest of the words, the look in his eyes perfectly exposed the fact of what he wanted to say.

The system arched its pig's nose: [Host, don't laugh, task, complete the task! 】

[Ahahaha ok ok, I'm going to implement my plan now, you just stay there obediently, hahahaha, don't look at me with your small eyes, can you see clearly with your eyes so small hahaha... .】

Under the mournful gaze of the system, Xuan Jiu walked slowly into the room with Mr. Shu Jiu's indifferent posture. The students had basically recovered. Seeing the gentleman coming in, he was planning to comfort the gentleman who picked up the ugly pig. Their husband spoke slowly.

"Students, would you like to do me a favor?"

The students who wanted to comfort Mr. just now cheered up immediately. They were elegant and indifferent, and Mr. who never bothered others asked for help? ! !

"Sir, even if you say, as long as I can do it, I will do it for you!"

"Whether someone bullies Mr., although my father is only an official, he can still help!"

"Li Renyu's father is Shangshu, you can speak up if you have any grievances!"

Li Renyu nodded like a chick pecking at the rice: "Yes, yes!"

At this moment when she was trying to help her husband, Gu Jin thought of her father who was the prime minister, but the whole world knew that her father had only one daughter, so she could only keep her mouth shut.

Hmph, at worst, she quietly edited a book, since her father loves her so much, he must be better than these people!

All the students were fighting bravely, and Mr. Shu Jiu, who was above him, smiled slightly.

"It's not a big deal, it's just the test questions I couldn't sleep last night. I hope everyone can help me to do it. I have printed dozens of copies this morning. Everyone has..."

As he said, he took out the mess of papers under the table, "Gu Jin, Li Renyu, come up and help me distribute..."

"Yes, sir!" Gu Jin strode forward excitedly, and waved to Li Renyu on the platform: "Come on, Li Renyu! These are the test questions specially given to us by the master!"

Li Renyu, who was abused by Xuan Jiu for several days: "..." Can he choose not to do it?

Except for Li Renyu, the expressions on the faces of the other students were full of excitement and anticipation. After all, this is a question specially asked by the teacher for them!

How good!

Xuan Jiu smiled, his own one was separate, and it was clearly written, March Juren May No. [-] Scholar.

Hey, I recalled the fear of being posed by Emperor Zheng in those years!