Monk, let go of that little zombie

When the customers around heard that the two of them were going to challenge the task, they didn't even look at their mobile phones, and gathered around one after another, with the word 'eat melon' shining brightly in their eyes.

"Monk, you squat, I'll put your shoulders first, and then you stand up." Xia Chu began to command, and then whispered after commanding, "Your center of gravity should not be bad."

Some ascetic monks will meditate under the waterfall and practice their footwork. If they can keep under the impact of the waterfall for half an hour or longer without falling into the water, they will be considered a pass.

So at the end of Dongdong, it shouldn't be difficult to hold him up, right?

Mo Dong didn't speak, but responded to Chu Xia with movements—with his back facing Chu Chu, he squatted down, his back straight, like a javelin.

At the beginning of Xia, he retreated, and did not stop until he was three meters away from the end of winter. The crowd around them took out their mobile phones, ready to take pictures of the scene witnessing the miracle.

"Do you think he can succeed?"

"I see Xuan, there is a possibility that both of them will have to fall."

"Hey, do you think those two are a couple?"

"I don't think so. Aren't gays hiding it now? They're so generous. I think they're just there for the prize, pretending to be a couple."

"I think it's true, hehehe. If the man in the black suit does a handstand successfully, they will have to kiss, so excited!!"

……

Dong Mo's body remained motionless, he lowered his eyes, and a lot of what the melon-eating crowd talked about fell into his ears, especially the word 'kiss', which made his eyelashes tremble unconsciously.

"Monk, I'm here, you pick it up!"

After the words fell, Xia Chu put his hands on the ground, and amidst the uproar, he turned two somersaults in a row.When the second one turned over in the air, his abdomen moved strangely, and his body was raised out of thin air again. Finally, with his hands on Dong Mo's shoulders, his whole body stood upside down like an onion.

"Wow." The onlookers stared straight.

Applause, for the clean handstand at the beginning of summer, and for the motionless figure at the end of winter.

Xiachu started with an upside-down, and finally landed on Dongmo's shoulders. The impact was definitely not small. Dongmo didn't even shake. This rock-solid determination has to be admired.

These two must be Lian Jiazi, or stunt performers—by the inner activities of the people who eat melons.

The next second, Dong Mo stood up, and Xia Chu, who was standing on his shoulders, only swayed slightly, and even casually said to the shopping guide: "Beauty, you have to record it, don't deny it later."

The shopping guide regained his voice, and tried his best to make his straight eyes become flexible: "You two gentlemen, next you have to kiss in this position for 1 minute before you succeed in the challenge."

Xia Chu: "..." Uh, he completely forgot about this, but it's okay, they are all men, and a kiss will not lose a piece of meat.

"Monk, you have to look up, or I won't be able to reach you."

People who eat melons don't think it's a big deal: "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!"

Dong Mo listened to what Xia Chu said, and slowly raised her head.

He raised his head, Xia Chu lowered his head, the distance between the two was only one centimeter, Xia Chu suddenly felt uneasy, and he was thrown to Java country immediately.

"Monk, I found that your eyes are beautiful."

Mo Dong's eyes flickered, his throat was a little dry, and he almost blurted out 'not as good as you' just now.

"Anyway, they're all men, so a kiss is fine, it won't break the lust ring of a monk like you." Xia Chu said again.

Mo Dong opened his lips to say something, but Chu Xia took this opportunity to kiss her.

What if the monk said that he wanted to break the sex ring? He has reached this point, he must have those two phones, and there can be no mistakes.

After two seconds of silence in the store, there was thunderous applause.

Ten minutes later, under the shocked and admiring eyes of all the shopping guides and melon eaters, Xiachu walked out of the big pear store with her mobile phone and Dongmo contentedly.

In addition to sending two mobile phones, he also gave Xiao Qi an extra smart bracelet, and Xiao Qi couldn't help squeaking with joy.

All in all, two people and one monkey can be said to be rewarding, and they haven't spent a penny.

At the beginning of Xia, I kept fiddling with the new mobile phone. It wasn't until I walked out for a long time that I realized that the silence at the end of Dongdong was abnormal.After staying with the end of winter for a long time, the beginning of summer still understands the end of winter more or less. There are several kinds of silence in the end of winter.

One, I can't say enough about him.

Second, simply do not want to talk.

Three, I was so choked by him that I didn't want to talk.

Four, he did not speak because he was helpless.

As for this silence, Chu Xia rubbed his chin, and squinted at Dong Mo: "Monk, are you shy?"

Mo Dong froze for a moment, and then changed the subject bluntly: "It's getting late, hurry up and go back to the temple. I need to tell my brother about the magician."

"Why did you tell the abbot? Didn't you already hand it over to the Qing School?" Xia Chu was successfully taken away from the original topic, and Dong Mo heaved a sigh of relief and said, "The city is not very peaceful recently, I am afraid it was born for the resurrection of the Demon Lord, senior brother Although his cultivation level is not high, he is well-informed, listen to what he sees. If someone really wants to resurrect the Demon Lord, he must find this person before the Demon Lord is resurrected, and the Demon Lord will not be given any chance to be resurrected."

It's rare for Dong Mo to speak such a long sentence, if Xia Chu listens carefully, he can hear that Dong Mo's tone is no longer his usual calmness.

Xia Shi had a headache: "I think you guys are a little bit like soldiers. The Tianhe Apartment was able to get hooked with the demon king because of the appearance of a demon. This time it is just a magician, and it is still so weak. You'll get me down right now. If the people behind you are all crooked people like this, I don't think the demon will be resurrected in a hundred years. After a hundred years, you'll be buried in the ground."

Dong Mo: "..." He didn't know what expression to use to face this optimistic little zombie.

Because of this episode, the question about asking Mo Dong if he was shy was taken for granted by Xia Chu. He took out his phone again and skillfully downloaded various apps and games he often played.

Back in the temple, when the monks saw the suit Dong Mo was wearing, they were all petrified, unable to recover for a long time.

"The one just now...was Master Uncle?"

"seems like it."

"It doesn't seem like it's the master uncle. Just look at Xia benefactor. Usually, Xia benefactor will only follow the master uncle."

"But why does my uncle wear a suit? Is my uncle going to return to vulgarity?"

The monks looked at each other.

At the end of winter, he went to Kong Wu, and at the beginning of summer, he went back to his room, and let Xiaoqi do some activities by himself.

The color of the latest mobile phone of Dalizi couple is one gray and one pink, the gray one used in the early summer, now he is staring at the pink one, thinking about who to give it to.

With Dong Mo's old-fashioned personality, how could he use a mobile phone.

He plans to give the white one to Xuan Su and the phone to the couple cups that come with buying a suit——

He ruled out the candidates one by one in his mind. In fact, except for Dong Mo, there are not many monks who are familiar with Xia Chu in the temple.

The little monk Xuansu always thinks about him when he has something delicious, and he often prepares delicious food for him in different ways.

So Xia Chu skipped and went to the back kitchen to find Xuan Su.

Xuan Su is cutting potatoes in the back kitchen. Hearing that the benefactor Xia is back, he will come to the back kitchen to look for something to eat later, so he has to make preparations in advance.

Recently, he learned how to make Spike Potatoes from a pilgrim, and he thinks Master Xia will like this.

"Benefactor Xia."

Just as he was thinking, several monks in the back kitchen made noises one after another. Xuansu looked up and saw Xia Chu jumping in with a bag.

There are some prepared fruits on the table, one of which is actually mulberry.Xia Chu stuffed one into his mouth, and his eyes lit up immediately.

"Aren't all the mulberries off the market now? Where did they come from?"

Xuanzhen said: "There is a big mulberry tree in the back mountain, and it bears fruit relatively late, and it has only matured in the last few days."

"Where is it?" Chu Xia tilted his head thinking, "Why didn't I see it?"

"Behind the closed room." Xuan Su took Xuan Zhen's words and thought to himself, your eyes are on the master and uncle all day long, how can you see anything else.

Thinking of this, his face turned red again.

Xia Chu walked around Xuan Su, and found that the little monk blushed every time he saw him recently. After thinking about it, he couldn't figure out why, so he didn't think about it anymore.

He put the cup and mobile phone in front of Xuansu, and said in the tone of a thief: "You will be rewarded. Make me more delicious food in the future!" By the way, he touched Xuansu's bare forehead and turned around Don't forget to take the plate of mulberries when you leave.

Several monks gathered around and looked at the black bag curiously.Xuansu opened the bag, and the monks looked at the cups and mobile phones inside with bewildered expressions.

After a moment:

"This cup has half a heart on it."

"I know the brand of this mobile phone, it seems to cost tens of thousands."

"Senior Brother Xuansu, why is Lord Xia being so generous to you all of a sudden!"

Xuan Su wanted to cry but had no tears, he was not happy to receive the gift at all, only horrified, if the master uncle knew that Lord Xia gave him such a valuable thing...

No no no, this thing is ten thousand!Ten thousand!No!able!receive!

Nowadays, there is a special group in the Xuanmen world, called the Xuanshu Exchange Group, which contains the heads, elders and direct descendants of the existing major sects and Xuanmen families.

Science is developing, so the Taoist world must also keep pace with the times.

In addition to this large group, there is also a small group, and the small group is full of big shots, only a few people.Originally, Late Dong should be in this big boss group, but he doesn't use a mobile phone, so the communication with the other big bosses is all left to Kong Wu.

Although Kong Wu's cultivation base is not high, but in terms of handling things and opinions, he is several levels higher than Dong Mo. It is perfect for him to hand over to other big shots.

After Dong Mo told Kong Wu about the sorcerer, Kong Wu pondered for a moment and said that he would discuss the matter with other bosses.Before the Shamo incident, the bosses replied to Kong Wu, and there was no use of spiritual weapons to create Shamo in the area under their jurisdiction, but they will strengthen patrols.

In short, the bosses are very cautious about the Shamo, and seeing this at the end of Dongdong, they feel a little relieved.After he finished his confession, he took his leave and left.

If Dong Mo turns around, he will see his senior brother, stroking his beard and looking at him with a smile, no matter how wretched the smile looks.

When the old man saw Dong Mo for the first time, he almost didn't shock his beard. He asked Dong Mo to wear a suit without even thinking about it.

A Taoist exchange meeting is held every three years. When all the Taoist people are present, the younger generation of disciples will attend. Which one is not in suits and shoes, and they can't wait to make themselves celebrities.

When Kong Wu and Dong Mo participated, Kong Wu asked Dong Mo to wear a suit several times, wanting to let others see that they are not old antiques in Shangling Temple, they are also at the forefront of fashion.

However, at the end of winter, he refused to wear it on the grounds of being a monk.The suit he secretly bought for the end of winter is still under the cabinet, and he has never seen the world.

He didn't want to go down the mountain, and when he came back, he was actually wearing a neat suit. Kong Wu didn't even have to think about it, and he knew that wearing a suit in late winter must be the idea of ​​​​early summer.

He found that Dongmo had changed a lot since he had that little zombie.At the next Xuanmen exchange meeting, the suit he bought will finally be seen in the world.

Dongmo was stopped by Xuansu on his way back to the monk's room.

"Master Uncle." Xuan Su presented the bag respectfully, "This was given to me by Master Xia, I think maybe...he gave it to me by mistake."

Dongmo took over, Xuansu didn't dare to stay for long: "Disciple resigns." Then he ran away in despair, not even caring about the rules.

Mo Dong opened the bag, and when he saw the cup and mobile phone inside, his eyes sank instantly.

What was supposed to belong to him was transferred to Xuan Su by Xia Chu.

well.

He strode towards the monk's room.