I raised the whole heaven

Rarely, he didn't want to go back to the small house he rented, so he took advantage of the dark night to walk in the cool wind for a long time.The wind was blowing, and his heart was very happy, but his eyes were a little moist from the blowing.

There was an old man sitting cross-legged on the side of the street, holding a snow-white dust whisk to tell people's fortunes. This calculation is very important: "You are a life-killer!"

A middle-aged man in his thirties and forties squatted expectantly next to his stall. Hearing this, his face turned purple with anger, and he stood up and spit at him: "Bah! Nonsense! Liar!"

The old man firmly grabbed his trousers: "That's right, you are a life-killer! Trust me, trust me!"

"I believe you are the only ghost!" The middle-aged man glared, and pulled his leg out. He wanted to roll up his sleeves at first, but he saw that there was a Chu Ci next to him. He didn't dare to face others. The son started to beat the old man, so he spat out and said angrily, "Stop coming out to harm people!"

After that, he turned around cursing and walking away.

Chu Ci watched from the side, and felt that the old man was really a wonderful person—ordinary fortune tellers, even if they made up something, at most it was a bloody disaster that needed money to eliminate the disaster; this old man is fine, come up Just cut off children and grandchildren, leaving no room for others.

Anyway, he had nothing to do, so he simply went forward and said with a smile: "Old man, count my life as well."

The old man's eyes were clear and straight, coupled with his demeanor, he seemed to have a sense of immortality.He squinted his eyes, carefully scrutinized Chu Ci's face, and then made a conclusion without doubt: "You are also a life-killer."

Chu Ci: ...

You also cut off your children and grandchildren, and he also cuts off your children and grandchildren. Has the people who cut off their children and grandchildren these days been reduced to the streets?

Thinking about it this way, he suddenly felt that he was not so miserable anymore.

"I don't count as descendants," he looked at the old man in front of him, and said with a smile, "help me figure out my biological parents. You can figure out where they are, how they live, whether they are in good health, whatever you want."

Even if you just make up some nonsense to listen to him.He is like a blank sheet of paper in these matters, he doesn't know anything about it, so he can use these words to deceive himself.

The old man squinted his eyes, wiped away all the light from his eyes, closed his eyes and thought deeply.After a long time, he suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the person in front of him, seemingly thinking deeply.

"I can't see anything about this benefactor's life experience and what happened before and after."

Chu Ci was speechless for a long time, and he really didn't expect that the other party would even make up some nonsense to deceive himself, and was even more stunned.He thought for a while, then took out his wallet, took out 20 yuan, and went to a 24-hour convenience store to buy some bread and milk.

Although the Qin family didn't treat him mediocrely, they were merciless when it came to child support.Chu Ci gave away all his wealth, and now he only has a pitiful 50 yuan left on him.

When the old man saw the food, he waved his hands again and again: "It's useless, it's useless. All these foods cannot enter my mouth."

"That's all," Chu Ci said with a smile, "I'm still hungry. Even if you are a god who is high above and not stained with dust, you should try to taste the fireworks in the world, right?"

The old man looked at him, and then at the bread in his hand. After all, his hospitality was irresistible, so he lowered his head and touched it tentatively.He didn't have any hope at first, but he was stunned for such a touch.

He accurately touched the soft and fragrant bread.The sweet and creamy aroma lingered in his nose, piercing into his nose one by one, and every time he bit his teeth, there would be an unprecedented sweet and fluffy taste in his mouth.

Chu Ci: ...

It's just a piece of bread, so there's no need to burst into tears, right?

Seeing how hungry he is, I don't know how long he has been hungry... What a poor man.

He gave the other party a sympathetic stamp, then stood up straight, straightened his clothes, bid farewell to the old man and went home.

Behind him, the tearful old man took out his mobile phone in an instant.

[Taishang Laojun: Come on!Come on!This seat is looking for someone who can feed us!After being hungry for hundreds of years, I finally tasted the taste of this world's offering...Enchanted.JPG]

A moment later, the WeChat group called [Is there anything to eat in Tianting today] exploded instantly.

[The most beautiful Chang'e in the Three Realms: Really?Hey, I've been hungry for so long, and now I can't help but salivate just looking at the jade rabbit running in the Guanghan Palace... I don't want to be passionate about writing short stories! 】

【I am the Lord of the Three Realms: If it’s not such food as the Manchu Banquet, don’t think that a noble god like me will touch it. 】

【Fire-eyed golden-eyed beast: Well, yesterday seemed to be the emperor of heaven. You said that even if I offer you a dead fish, you can swallow it without spitting...】

The Emperor of Heaven, who had been brutally exposed, blushed immediately, bowed his head mercilessly, and rewarded the Fire-Eyed Golden-Eyed Beast with a torreya.

[Baihua Fairy: I have been eating flowers for so many years, and my mouth is almost like growing mushrooms.What kind of wild fun is there in a mortal's home? 】

Even the Queen Mother, who has always been aloof, put down her figure and joined in the fun.

[I am the woman of the master of the Three Realms: I heard yesterday that there is stewed stewed chicken in stewed duck sauce in the mortal world——]

All the gods became more and more excited for a while, and instantly sent out countless emoticons screaming with their increasingly thin faces.

【Excited to distorted.JPG】

In the end, it was Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of the South China Sea who was calm and reliable, and made the final decision:

[Since this is the case, I will give that mortal a chance to enshrine us.And please, friends of the immortals, meet at the place where mortals live. 】

All the gods responded in haste, sharpening their knives and rushing away.

Chu Ci: ...

Why did he suddenly have a bad premonition?

He slowly walked outside the small house he rented, and looked at the dark windows.

No one was waiting, and he suddenly felt less inclined to go into that place.

Chu Ci's previous life was actually very simple.He was an orphan, and he was in the orphanage when he was born, but because he was round and chubby when he was a child, with delicate eyebrows and eyes, he was cute and cute, so he was very popular with the aunts in the orphanage.

It happened that Qin Haiye and his wife had no children. At that time, their family property was not so big, and they were reluctant to hand it over to others, so they wanted to adopt a child and inherit everything from them.

At that time, Chu Ci thought that he finally had a family.There are father and mother in the mouth of the children next to him. Someone holds him high on his shoulders. When he has a high fever, he can also have a hot towel covering his forehead. When he can’t sleep at night, he can have a luxury that belongs to him alone. s story--

But a year later, Qin Haiye had his own son.

All Chuci's family memories came to an abrupt end this year.

He lowered his head and smiled self-deprecatingly. He didn't know whether he was laughing at himself who was still holding some hope and longing, or at the couple who thought he was coming to steal his family property.

The night wind was biting.

Chu Ci sat quietly at the door for a long time, and finally stood up slowly.He stepped up the steps, inserted the key into the door lock and turned it around, and then lightly twisted the door——

"you're back?"

What met his eyes was an apricot face with peach cheeks, willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes.The girl's figure is slender and slim, with a slender waist, a clanging ring around her movements, and lightly raised bare hands.She stood at the door with a smile, glanced up and down at Chu Ci, and said slowly: "This young master really looks good."

Chu Ci: ...

He took a step back and slammed the door shut again.

The night wind outside was full of coolness, and he patted his cheeks with his icy hands in the wind, trying to calm himself down.

...must have been opening the door the wrong way.

Chu Ci put his hand on the doorknob, took a deep breath, closed his eyes forcefully, and then pulled the door open.This time, a bunch of heads suddenly appeared at the door, looking at him crowded together: "Why don't you come in? Come in, come in quickly, don't be polite!"

Chu Ci: ...

Wait, this seems to be my home.

Wait, is this really my home?

He was stiff all over, and he was pulled in by this group of outstanding strangers like a robot, and then he was surrounded by them and sighed in admiration: "This mortal is born not bad, but Laojun's vision is still reliable after all. some."

The woman at the door earlier also covered her lips and smiled lightly, and said in a low voice to another beautiful woman beside her: "It would be a pity if you can't do the work of breaking the sleeves with such a look. Look at that slender waist The buttocks are upturned, and the head is so round and upturned when you hold it narrowly—ah, it’s really a natural material that makes people fall over..."

Chu Ci straightened his back with a whoosh, and moved his waist and buttocks that had been praised just now from under those two pairs of shining wolf eyes.

What is going on with this group of people?

His mind was full of question marks in capital letters and bold letters, but the gods around him were busy judging him, praising him from the strands of his hair to his feet, without any room for him to interrupt.When they were talking lively, someone finally interrupted them with a light cough.

"That's all, let's talk about business first."

The gods spread out to both sides, and then a figure of a fairy-like old man appeared from among them.Chu Ci raised his eyes in a daze, vaguely feeling that the other person looked familiar, and when he found the answer in his mind, he couldn't help frowning: "Is it you?"

Isn't this the fortune-telling old man he met today?

Out of shock, he accidentally blurted out this sentence as well.The Taishang Laojun who was originally holding a cold and alienated air of immortality immediately exploded: "What is fortune-telling with others! This seat is Fengjian, Qiu Ziping, with immortal eyes to see things in the world, and to know oneself." Famous before and after! It is something that does not stain the dust of the mortal world, how can it be humiliated by mortals like this!"

Chu Ci: "...abbreviation, fortune-telling?"

Taishang Laojun: ...

He was silent for a while, then coughed lightly, swished the whisk, and said inscrutablely: "This seat is not only for fortune-telling."

Chu Ci looked at him in shock, for a moment he almost thought that he had lost his sight, and that the person in front of him really had some amazing supernatural powers that he didn't know about, so there was some respect in his eyes: "I don't know this What else are you doing?"

Taishang Laojun raised his chest and was very proud: "I also sell pills!"

Chu Ci: ...

After all, he turned out to be a charlatan through and through.