I raised the whole heaven

After that, amidst the chatter of a group of gods, Chu Ci finally understood what they were talking about.

It probably means "this seat is a god, you stupid mortal, hurry up and worship me".

"Understood?" The dry-mouthed Laojun clutched his chest, almost tearing up.

"Understood," Chu Ci frowned, and opened the door lightly and cheerfully, "Goodbye."

Gods:  …

Chu Ci grew up under the red flag of socialism since he was a child, and he received a serious red education and firmly believed in socialist historical materialism.Even after experiencing a rebirth, he still couldn't believe that there was any god in this world—let alone a god who couldn't even see where his biological parents were!

Even...even if you dress like Guanshiyin Bodhisattva and even step on a lotus flower!

Therefore, he branded the group of people in front of him as a fraud and criminal gang neatly, and pushed them out of the house without saying a word.

Seeing that he was about to be turned away, Laojun's scalp felt faintly numb, and he really didn't want to live the life of starvation, so he kept shouting: "Don't push, don't push! I will prove it myself. Let's see it with you!"

"How to prove it?" Chu Ci let go, folded his arms, and looked at the group of people in front of him with a smile, "Brothers and sisters, let's talk about it, we are both descendants of dragons, so don't lie to me with such fanfare I'm a poor boy, how about it?"

His peach-blossom eyes shone brightly, even though there was a faint sense of anger at this time, they were still rippling and radiant, not only did not make people feel afraid, but on the contrary, it was more pleasing to the eye.The two women who had been lingering on Chu Ci's waist and hips before gasped, and began to bite their ears again.

"It's just like the jade rabbit raised in my palace..."

The other nodded again and again: "Not bad! It's still the kind with red eyes and white hair!"

"If you can rub the hair on his head..."

Both of them sighed in unison, and then stared at Chu Ci intently.The gaze moved up all the way from the feet presumptuously, and finally stayed on the waist and hips, staring straight at the child so that the whole body began to feel uncomfortable, subconsciously jumped on the spot, trying to get rid of this strange numbness.Immediately afterwards, his pupils could not help shrinking suddenly: "This is..."

The Taishang Laojun said that he wanted to prove that he was a god, so he searched and searched, and finally pulled out a crimson guy that looked like a beast but not a beast from his Qiankun bag.Its shape is really strange, with dragon's mouth, lion's head, fish scales, oxtail, tiger's claws, and antlers, about half the height of a person, and the whole body is full of steaming clouds.

"Fire-eyed golden-eyed beast." Taishang Laojun said, pushing it forward, "Are you believable now?"

As if to match the words of the Taishang Laojun, the fiery-eyed golden-eyed beast opened its mouth wide and spewed out a cloud of crimson flames.

Chu Ci: ...

He turned his head silently, looked at the half-blackened wall of himself, and nodded with difficulty while clutching his chest.

"I believe it."

This is not a burglary scam, it is clearly the rhythm of forced demolition...

It turns out that the gods do not completely avoid fireworks, but need to enjoy the offerings of the world.They were also immortals who were worshiped by incense in the world. They used jade plates and delicacies every day and wore clouds and brocades. They were all very noble.As long as you hold a high shelf in the Jiuzhongtian and occasionally give advice to others, you don't need to worry about other things.

But in the blink of an eye, the world has undergone several vicissitudes, and the brilliance of technology has gradually spread to the earth.There are fewer and fewer people enshrining them. Except for the iron rice bowls that have been popular for generations like the Lord of the Underworld, the other gods have long been hungry, their stomachs are roaring, and their eyes are emitting green light.

By the time they realize it, they are already gods who need to find another livelihood to support themselves.

Just want to hold a handful of bitter tears.

"But there are so many people in this world..."

Why is it me?

He reached out and touched his face: "Could it be because I'm as beautiful as a flower?"

The Taishang Laojun just smoothed his beard in an inscrutable way, and said slowly: "In this world, not just any mortal can have a relationship with a god."

He introduced all the gods to Chuci one by one, such as Guanshiyin of the South China Sea, Dragon King, and the beast with fiery eyes and golden eyes. The two immortals are Chang'e, who is famous in heaven for her beauty. The one with dimples is really beautiful; the other dress is embroidered with large peony flowers, which is Baihua Fairy, with Ruifeng eyes and willow-leaf eyebrows, classic and cold, with a touch of otherworldliness.

After the introduction, all the gods looked at Chu Ci with burning eyes: "Why, don't you have dinner now?"

After all, Chu Ci couldn't bear the enthusiastic gaze, so he could only respond, went to the kitchen to boil water, and took out the noodles from the refrigerator.The pork is cut into thin shreds, wrapped in egg whites and stir-fried in a pan, then mixed with water, added noodles, sprinkled with chopped green onions, and beaten a few golden poached eggs.

The noodles are steaming hot. Although they are just simple ingredients, they have a special fragrance.A large group of gods watched helplessly, and when they saw that there was only such a small amount in their bowl, they sighed in disappointment.

The Emperor of Heaven held the bowl aggrievedly and protested: "It's not enough for me to plug my teeth!"

"Is there any way to do this?" Chu Ci washed his hands and filled a small bowl himself. Seeing their eyes glowing green, he couldn't bear it. "There is only so much food at home right now. It's all brought up."

All the gods hadn't tasted the taste of this world for many years, and they had no time to dislike its weight, and rushed to put the noodles into their mouths.After giving it away, he couldn't help but widen his eyes - how could it be such a taste?

Although the delicious delicacies I tasted hundreds of years ago have been forgotten, but in retrospect, they are far less delicious than such an ordinary bowl of noodles.

I don't know what was used in the soup base, it was milky white.The stir-fried shredded pork lies on top, and because it is tightly wrapped by egg white, it has a surprisingly smooth and tender feeling in the mouth.Even when the noodles are taken out and chewed alone, they are fragrant and tangy, and when they fall into the stomach, it seems that even the internal organs are warmed up together——

After eating a few mouthfuls, the Taishang Laojun grabbed Chu Ci's sleeves and burst into tears: "Son, don't you really consider opening a restaurant?"

Chu Ci: "...No appointment, thank you."

"Why?"

Chu Ci rolled his eyes, and simply took out his entire wallet to show him - it was empty, and after a few shakes, a few coins were jingled out from the cracks.

"Even if you open the door to do business, you need capital, but now..." He patted his cheek and sighed softly, "I haven't even got my meal for tomorrow."

A group of gods who were struck by lightning:  …

what?

They just thought that they could easily get rid of the miserable days of not having enough to eat, but now they are told that their days of starving will be long?

The golden-eyed beast's ears drooped, it whimpered, and lay down on the floor in aggrieved manner.The furry head burrowed between the two paws, completely silent.

Chu Ci made an idea with the group of dejected guys: "Why don't you change to a wealthy family—"

"Where can we go?" Taishang Laojun lamented, "Nowadays it's not an offering, and the food of mortals naturally cannot enter our mouths. Even if it reaches our mouths, we can't put it in our mouths. Isn't it even more miserable?"

Chu Ci tasted something strange from his words, and frowned unconsciously: "But now, you seem to be able to enter."

He said it euphemistically, where is it possible to enter?It was clear that even the bowl was licked clean!

Taishang Laojun sighed leisurely again: "In the past few decades in the world, I have only met a person like you who is destined to be immortal."

What these words said was really too miserable, and Chu Ci looked down at the fluffy beast with fire eyes and golden eyes slowly rubbing against his legs, his heart softened and he was in a mess, spontaneously there was a kind of old and young, With a sense of responsibility to support the family and support the family, he patted his chest and said, "It's okay! From today onwards, as long as I have a bite to eat, I will naturally have yours!"

All the gods immediately burst into tears, and almost wished they could kowtow and shout long live.

Since he wanted to support his family, he naturally couldn't be as lazy as he was in his previous life.But what to do?

In his previous life, in order to avoid the constraints of the Qin family, he deliberately found a small company with only 30 to [-] people, and obediently acted as a small employee.Although the salary is not high, the victory lies in stability, which is enough to support him to live alone.

But now...

He turned his head and looked at the gods who were excitedly discussing how to make this house into a fairy mansion that they could condescend to live in. He felt dizzy for a while—that little salary might not even be able to pay for groceries. !

But if you're looking for another job...

He sat quietly on the sofa for a long time, and a thought gradually became clear in his mind.He bit his lip, finally stood up, took out a business card from a thick dictionary on the shelf, and called the phone number on it.

"Hello, is this Miss Zhang? I'm Chu Ci..."

The author has something to say: Chu Ci: Are you gods or forced demolition teams?

All the Immortals: Probably...both count, right?