I raised the whole heaven

"So, the person I met yesterday is a film king who has returned to China?" Jiang Xie listened to Chu Ci's words while doing tasks the next day, clicked his tongue, then poked his finger on the other's forehead, and nodded heavily , full of sympathy, "Silly boy, are you still awake?"

The passer-by I accidentally met was the film king, so I didn't even dare to say that in Mary Su's novels, okay?

He stretched his neck and held Chu Ci's head to look at his hair: "Come on, let my brother see, have you grown Mary Sue's standard seven-color hair early in the morning—"

"You only have colorful hair." Chu Ci pulled his hand off and protested solemnly, "What I said is true."

"All right... really, really."

Jiang Xie didn't care, she switched to his right side and continued to put his shoulders on his shoulders, and quietly lowered her voice, "She's really honest today."

Chu Ci followed his gaze and saw Yin Mengmeng's pale face. When he met their eyes, he suddenly looked away. He was much more reticent than usual, and he no longer thought about it anytime Leaning towards the two of them.

The people who can survive in the entertainment industry are basically those who are born with vicious eyes. The few guests only looked at their current situation, and they had some guesses in their hearts.It's just that I quietly asked the staff to find out what happened, but I couldn't find out any news.

Without the powerful mental blow caused by Yin Mengmeng's Jiao Didi's coquettishness, the next task of the two writers was completed smoothly.Jiang Xie grew up in the compound of the military region. He has urinated in the battlefield since he was a child. His physical fitness is really good. However, after detoxification, his body has weakened a lot. When encountering tasks such as launching into the water, Chu Ci He volunteered to complete it.Most of the other male guests only wore a pair of swimming trunks, but he was the only one who wore a one-piece swimsuit, which was tightly wrapped from the neck to the ankles, tightly wrapped, only the hands and feet were exposed, and the white ones were almost reflective .

"..." Jiang Xie squatted down on the bank speechlessly, "Are you planning to go into the mud to catch fish?"

Before Chu Ci could speak, his face turned red.

He lowered his voice and said vaguely: "I am a family man."

As an old driver who has been driving without a license for many years, Jiang Xie understood the meaning of his words almost immediately, and immediately walked away with a look of disgust: "Go, go, brother, I'm human. Never eat dog food."

Chu Ci burned even the back of his ears, pursed his lips and did not speak.

"How much is a catty?" Jiang Xie lay down on the recliner and raised an eyebrow at him.

"what?"

"Strawberry," the corners of his lips twitched slightly, revealing a teasing smile, shaking his legs like a senior hooligan, and his fingers loosely touched his lips, "How many do you have here? Report the number ? In my opinion, with such a tight cover, there must be at least two dozen—"

"..."

Chu Xiaoci, who became angry from embarrassment, immediately splashed water droplets that smelled of disinfectant on his face.Then he plunged into the water without speaking.

......

The three days of filming went by very quickly. Jiang Xie originally wanted to take the first place smugly, but Chuci's luck was really unbelievable. In the final part of the cave treasure hunt, everyone turned the cave back and forth After searching for two or three times, he still didn't see the treasure chest, and finally crouched down on the ground to negotiate with the director; but he just went in and moved an inconspicuous stone on the wall curiously, and the treasure chest stuffed behind it fell out with a snap.

The duration should not exceed 3 minutes.

At that moment, the program producer almost collapsed.Until finally wearing the gold medal on Chuci's chest, Dalin kept sighing: "Among so many guests I have met, you are probably the fastest one to complete the final link—you saw the director Has his face changed? He hid it so deeply that he originally planned to shoot this part for an hour..."

The cave is extremely deep, and the walls are all made of large and small stones. If you want to find such an ordinary stone, it can be said that you are looking for a needle in the ocean.Coupled with the dim lighting and confusing props, the difficulty is already extremely high.But who would have thought that Chu Ci would walk straight towards the standard answer as if with the help of a god?

Chu Ci was a little guilty, feeling deeply that he had compromised the variety show effect of the show, and suggested: "Then let's rewind the tape? Just pretend that the previous one didn't happen?"

"Then there's no need," Dalin was amused by him, "Luck is also a part of strength, and there's nothing wrong with showing off your Fuwa characteristics."

Sensing his kindness towards him, Chu Ci pursed his lips and quietly wrote down the care.

"But why?" At the end of the show, Dalin finally couldn't help asking, "Is it really because there are spies in the director's team? It can't be because you have divine help, right?"

He was just joking, but Chu Ci nodded his head and said seriously, "That's right, maybe it's because of God's help."

The Taishang Laojun once said that after staying with the gods for a long time, he will be contaminated with some blessings, and the blessings of heaven will also bless him with blessings and longevity; not to mention, since then, picking up money on the road The probability of winning has indeed been greatly increased. Occasionally, when you buy vegetables in the supermarket and win a lottery ticket, the worst is the third prize.

With such luck, Chu Ci didn't even dare to buy a lottery ticket - what if the welfare lottery center was brought down? !

But the bystanders obviously didn't believe it. Jiang Xie who was beside him immediately reached out and patted his head, his tone full of sympathy: "Little friend, why are you so stupid for filming a variety show? Get in brother's car later, brother Tell you about the core values ​​of socialism, and break your feudal superstition."

Chu Ci: ...

These days, no one believes the truth?

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The post-production of variety shows takes two weeks.After Chuci finished recording the program, he immediately jumped into Tang Yuan's car excitedly. Tang Yuan couldn't follow him for three days. When he suddenly saw him flying towards him, he burst into tears: "Xiaoci! I want to you!"

"..." Chu Ci ruthlessly avoided his outstretched arms, sat down on the seat as nimbly as a fish swimming, and buckled up his seat belt in an orderly manner.

Tang Yuan was deeply shocked, holding his chest with his hands, speechless for a long time, just like an old father who was abandoned by his own son.

In the car, he asked about the filming of the variety show. When he heard that Chu Ci had been with Jiang Xie for the past few days, his expression changed, and he turned to look at his artist hesitantly: "... ...is that Jiang Xie?"

"How can there be a second Jiang Xie in the entertainment industry?" Chu Ci asked strangely.

"What I mean is," Tang Yuan swallowed, and asked tremblingly, "Is that Jiang Xie who has countless fans in the cp group with you? Another protagonist in those fanfictions?"

"..." Chu Ci looked at him silently.

At this second, the intimate actions he made with Jiang Xie during the recording suddenly replayed in his mind like a lantern.Taking shoulders, whispering, wearing king and princess costumes and running hand in hand in the streets, Jiang Xie also likes to rub his hair and share his toffee...

He seemed to be able to foresee the gossip headlines after the show aired and the celebration scene in the cp circle.

"Compared to this, there is a more serious problem." Tang Yuan stopped the car tremblingly, turned his head and said solemnly, "For the sake of my personal safety and this month's salary, Xiaoci, we still Don't go back to the boss, go back to your house?"

After thinking for a while, Chu Ci poured over the sea of ​​vinegar, and nodded cowardly: "Go back to my house first, at least I can cook something to coax you in advance."

With some vaccinations, the child should not be so angry... right?

The Taishang Laojun at home turned his back on him and was talking on the phone.The mobile phone was placed outside, and the broken and depressed voice of the person over there could be faintly heard, and a woman's heart-piercing cry was mixed in the background: "...Master, this really depends on You, I shouldn't have disobeyed you before, I deserve death, I... now my youngest son has been unconscious for four days, and the hospital can't see anything, this is my only son Ah! If something happens to him, how can I live..."

He was a big man talking, but he couldn't help sobbing.Taishang Laojun gnawed on the peach and put the phone away, and waited until the sound of blowing his nose disappeared, then took the phone back.

He leisurely spit out a peach pit into the plate, and Fang opened his mouth unhurriedly: "The business that asked you to stop before, has it stopped?"

The man's voice paused, obviously mixed with some embarrassment: "Master, you also know that in our line of work, it is not so easy to quit as soon as you say... Let alone those enemies, just quit Speaking of my previous guests, if they knew that I had washed my hands in the gold basin, they would have to—"

"I can't care about that," Taishang Laojun cut off his voice slowly, fumbling with his fingers in the plate again, picked up a fairy peach and gnawed it again, "I told you too, okay Injurious things will damage the palace of descendants. The six realms of heaven are above, and the eyes are clear, and these retributions will naturally all fall on your descendants, and it can be regarded as retribution. You have to choose one between your son and that matter."

The man's breath suddenly became short again, panting on the other end, and after a long while, he seemed to have made up his mind: "I want a son!"

Taishang Laojun spit out another peach pit, nodded in approval and said: "Very good. After you clean it up, hand over all your previous things to the police, which is considered a merit of yours. By the way, the Public Security Bureau called you Want it?"

The man hesitated for a moment, then asked in a low voice, "Did the 110 call change?"

Never heard of it!

But if it's 110, how could this profound master tell himself such a sentence?After all, these three-digit numbers have been used for many years, and they are memorized by a normal person, even a three-year-old child knows them clearly.

Laojun who is not human: "..."

He could only put on the airs of a master and coughed dryly: "I'm just testing you to see if you have been entangled by any monster."

The man on the other end thanked him a lot, and said "Benefactor, Master" over and over again, and then he hung up.Seeing such a scene, Chu Ci just thought it was funny: "What are you doing?"

"Fortune telling," Taishang Laojun smiled when he saw him, "Xiao Ci, are you back?"

Chu Ci nodded, and asked curiously, "What is this?"

"The fate of the descendants," Taishang Laojun explained, with a more compassionate look in his eyes, "that man got mixed up in drug trafficking, which harmed his merits, and it all fell on his only son in the end, so he was asked to kill him." It’s clean. If that’s the case, it’s a good thing.”

"Can the fate of descendants be counted?" Chu Ci wondered.

"Naturally," Taishang Laojun nodded, and suddenly raised his long white eyebrows, "Why, do you think that what I said when I first met you was just talk?"

Chu Ci: ...

Thinking about it now, it is indeed effective.

Chang'e floated out of the pavilion without touching the ground, and said quietly: "This old gentleman is crazy. Since I registered an account on Weibo that day, I don't want that dilapidated fortune-telling booth under the bridge anymore. It’s not enough to find these people with bad skills on Weibo. It’s not enough, and it’s rare to pretend to be a master to give advice to others.”

Taishang Laojun raised his eyebrows and said, "So what? I think that even if it is fortune-telling, modern technology must be used! Everything must be scientific!"

Chu Ci felt that he might have misunderstood the word science.After all, whether it is immortals or fortune-telling, they are far from science and belong to dross that must be discarded.

Taishang Laojun showed his Weibo account to Chu Ci, raised his head slightly, obviously very proud: "Now I have 260 fans, how is it?"

Chu Ci really couldn't bear to hurt his self-confidence, so he could only say against his conscience: "That's right, it's already very good."

Hearing the words, Taishang Laojun proudly touched another fairy peach, gnawed half of the juice from his face, and even his beard stuck to his face wetly.

"That's right," Chang'e said with a smile, "Do you have the number of fans who went to see Xiao Ci?"

"I've counted my fate for so many days to earn so many fans!" Taishang Laojun obviously has great confidence in himself, "There are not many gods who are as popular as this seat. It doesn’t matter if it’s not as good for a while.”

Chang'e encouraged him with ill intentions: "Then you go and see first to see how much it is, so that you can make a plan for him to increase his fans."

Taishang Laojun's eyes lit up: "It makes sense."

Chu Ci was powerless: "Sister Chang'e, don't—"

However, it was too late.Taishang Laojun quickly dropped the half-gnawed peach, and skillfully searched it with his mobile phone.He found Chuci's official Weibo, and then tremblingly counted and counted the long string of numbers: "One...ten...hundred...million...ten million!"

More than 3000 million! ! !

All the peach pits in his mouth were spat into his beard.

This gap...is like walking from the Nantian Gate of Heaven...to the Western Paradise...

It's also like the monkey grandson who smashed his elixir furnace...a distance from a somersault...

The difference between clouds and mud!

Chang'e couldn't help laughing, Taishang Laojun pawed in his beard angrily for a long time, looking for the missing peach pit.But his beard has been growing for millions of years, it is thick and dense, and he couldn't find it no matter how hard he looked, Taishang Laojun simply shook his hands angrily, stood up abruptly, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to be a star too." !"

Chang'e: ...

Chu Ci: ...

"Why don't you talk anymore?" Taishang Laojun turned his head, "No?"

Chu Ci said with difficulty: "Well, Laojun, a star in the human world, you have to look at your face..."

At this moment, Taishang Laojun was so angry that even his beard began to shake, he turned his head and stepped into the misty clouds, unwilling to come out again because of aggrieved.

Chu Ci's persuasion was useless, and suddenly he had an idea, and asked: "Maybe, do you know that there is another existence in this world called Internet celebrity?"

Taishang Laojun's eyes lit up suddenly.

——Until then, Chu Ci didn't know that he accidentally started the road to the rise of Internet celebrities in the heavenly court.Since then, all the gods in Jiuchongtian have been active on the Internet, and millions of people rushed to support them with a wave of their hands. A photo of Chang'e without PS even won 300 million likes and made the headlines , It was very powerful.

But these are all things for later.

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After hearing that Jiang Xie also participated in that variety show, the East Asian vinegar king blocked the door without saying a word, and looked at him with a pair of obsidian-like eyes aggrieved.

Looking at him like this, Chu Ci felt like a sinner who should be sentenced to death.

"Brother went to record a show with him."

Chu Ci explained: "I didn't know who the guest was before..."

Qin Lu was not moved at all, and the same sentence was still uttered from his mouth.

"Brother went to record a show with him."

He pursed his lips and added another sentence.

"In the show, maybe there will be holding hands, there will be physical contact, and there will be something to eat together, and maybe he will be very close to brother—"

Oh my god, is this kid using a prophecy?

Chu Ci was stunned and scratched his hair, with a guilty conscience on his face: "Well, Brother Jiang and I are just good brothers..."

"Very good." Dark flames rose in Qin Lu's eyes, and he said slowly, "Brother didn't refute what I said just now."

Chu Ci was tricked by this brat to turn against the general, and he opened his mouth slightly, unable to speak.

"So there was holding hands, physical contact, eating the same thing, and he shamelessly got very close to brother—" The child slowly narrowed his eyes, "Brother, where is your knife?"

Xu Shi saw the strange expression on Chu Ci's face, and he added: "Don't worry, I will definitely not hack him to death with a knife."

......Excuse me.

The look in your eyes now makes the sentence just now not convincing at all.

Chu Ci made a decisive decision and took the most straightforward way to calm down his little lover's jealousy. He directly pushed the person down at the entrance, and then straddled Qin Lu with two slender legs.

He was wearing home clothes, the style was light and airy, and the neckline was wide open, so that when he bent down, Qin Lu could see the light-colored erect nipples and fair flesh in the clothes of the person in front of him through the collar at a glance. There were still some red marks from the last passion on it.He still remembered how he sucked and sucked those skins with indescribable enthusiasm, trembling little by little, as if the sweetness unique to Chu Ci remained in his mouth, and that kind of honey kept soaking through. Into his limbs and bones, he narrowed his eyes slightly, and straightened his body upwards.

Even through two layers of fabric, Chu Ci shivered from the scorching heat, then blushed and moved forward, completely crouched down, and chirped at his lips.

"Kiss can only be with you."

Then he slowly opened his lips for a deep and lingering kiss.Qin Lu enjoyed his rare initiative, and his two arms locked his waist even tighter, firmly fixing him on that hot spot.

"The kiss can only be with you."

Qin Lu's hands slowly penetrated from the hem of the clothes, along the thin waistline all the way up, galloping back and forth on this lingering territory.Chu Ci suppressed the shame in his heart, his fingers trembling slightly, and unbuttoned his shirt one by one.

"This kind of thing... can only be with you."

After all, there was shyness in his voice that couldn't be concealed. There was a tremor in the originally clear voice, and the ending sound fell lightly, like a feather scratching one's heart, and even the blood boiled with an itch.

Chu Ci gave birth to a wonderful voice, just like him, with a strong sense of youth, clear and clean.Usually, listening to his unhurried speech in one's ear makes one feel unspeakably comfortable, but when it is tainted with other unspeakable meanings, it will become more exciting and seductive.

Qin Lu's throat moved up and down.

"Only you can see this appearance, and only you can hear this sound," the person on the body stared at his burning eyes, bit his lower lip as if shy, and then came closer and kissed him flatteringly. His eyelids fluttered, "So, don't be angry, okay?"

The teeth slightly bit on the bright lips, and then they fell apart with the touch, leaving only a slight depression, stained with some shiny water stains.Qin Lu stared at his action intently, and could hear the sound of the strings snapping in his head.

This is simply a foul.

He calmly fixed the person on his body tightly, and then asked: "Brother, shall we play high-lifting?"

It's an afternoon to play high and high.This is really a very interesting game. Chu Ci is manipulated by the hand on his waist, and he can only rise and fall up and down. After being thrown into the air, he suddenly falls back into the arms of the person below him—Chu Ci who is afraid of heights Xiaoci was so frightened that he sobbed, but Qin Lu said seriously that once this kind of amusement equipment is on, he can't stop easily. He is not the kind of unscrupulous businessman who just takes the money and settles down hastily.So they played over and over several times, until the tourists cried and begged for mercy and handed over all the money in their pockets, and then slowly slowed down.

"Is it fun?" Qin Lu asked him after it was over.

The tourist was already hoarse from crying, and he lost all the strength to nod. He could only stare at him with a pair of wet amber eyes that had been washed away by tears.

"I also think it's fun." Qin Luchou praised himself shamelessly, and sighed sincerely, "I hope I can play it every day in the future."

Chu Ci: ...

I!No!hope!see!

What the hell is Chang'e's idea! ! !

The author has something to say: Qin Lu: How do you rate this ride?

Chu Ci: ...

Qin Lu (licking his lips): I give it full marks, and I will add another point.

Chu Ci: No...don't let the tourists down, don't listen to the wishes of the tourists, and force the facilities to be activated many times-I give a bad review!Bad review! !Bad review! ! !