I raised the whole heaven

There is a bridge in Huangquan, which is called Fusheng.Floating Life straddles the banks of Yin and Yang, connecting life and death. However, it is not for ordinary wandering souls to cross. Only those who are in charge of the underworld can step on the bridge.The boatman punting under the bridge covered half of his face with a bamboo hat, lazily held on to the oar, and lamented to a small cluster of blue will-o'-the-wisps beside him: "I have more and more work these days, it's really boring."

The will-o'-the-wisp jumped up and down lightly in the air, obviously agreeing with his opinion.

The boatman sighed again: "Hey, there are fewer and fewer new story books for Fairy Chang'e recently. I don't know when I will be able to write a new one? To be honest, I don't want to go back to "The Romance of the Emperor of Heaven" again—"

Before he finished speaking, he stood up straight when he saw a black boot without a pattern slowly stepping on the floating bridge, and said respectfully, "My lord."

The skin of the immortal who came was pale without any trace of blood, his brows were cold and sharp, and he carried a strange and indifferent aura that made people unconsciously hold their breath.He was wearing a gloomy black robe, and when he stepped up step by step, the hem of the robe fluttered behind him with his movements, like a black flag unfolding.

The boatman bowed his head respectfully, waiting for the only monarch of Huangquan to step over slowly.However, halfway through the footsteps above his head, he suddenly heard the adult's cold voice: "Where is that person?"

Among thousands of ghosts every day, there is only one person who can keep Hades in his heart.The boatman was well aware of this, and answered with his head bowed: "My lord, he has already entered the map of bliss."

Yan Wang nodded slightly, and silently clenched his white, almost transparent fingers, before striding away without turning his head.When the sound of his footsteps was completely gone, the boatman dared to raise his head, and sighed softly to the will-o'-the-wisp: "My lord seems to be still angry about that incident."

After he finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing, "That's right, after all, we are from Huangquan, and we grew up under the watchful eyes of adults—now that we have ended up with such a dissipated cultivation base, we only Are you afraid that adults will want to swallow the culprit alive?"

After all, all the gods in the underworld are famous for protecting their weaknesses.

He put the oars on his shoulders and thoughtfully looked at the blood-red river flowing slowly under the boat.After a while, I straightened up suddenly, and stretched casually, "Forget it, work, work!"

The ghosts who had just passed away on the shore had been waiting in a long line for a long time. After hearing this, they hurriedly floated along the long embankment one by one.The boatman arranged for them to board the boat one by one, and suddenly said, "Shall I sing a song for you to adjust the atmosphere?"

A group of freshly released ghosts: "..."

In this eerie atmosphere?sure?

"Mountain of corpses, sea of ​​blood, pile of dead people," the boatman said with a smile, "this kind of atmosphere is the most suitable for singing, isn't it?"

He completely ignored the instantly changed expression of the will-o'-the-wisp, excitedly flipped through a few pages in the notebook he carried with him, and then cleared his throat, "Come on, I'll show you a song dedicated to me, The name is "Tracker's Love"! Come, let me see your hands—"

All the ghosts: "..."

"Sister, sit on the bow of the boat, and brother is walking on the shore! Enenaiaiai, swinging the rope - friends on the left, please raise your hands! I'll count one, two, three, and follow my gestures to make a ghost wave." Hey!"

All the ghosts: "..."

"Are there any aunts who are good at square dancing, come here, stand up and cheer up! Don't worry, if you can't capsize, you won't die a second time—dance before reincarnating, my friends!"

All the ghosts: "..."

I seem to have come to a false underworld.

Or is my way of dying not quite right?

Until he got near the Bliss Picture, Yan Wang could still hear the sound of his subordinates leading a group of ghosts dancing on the grave, which was as noisy as a square dance scene after dinner.He slightly pursed his pale lips, without saying a word, just stood in front of this long scroll of dim yellow painting, looking at the person struggling in pain in the boiling water, suddenly the corners of his lips were slowly drawn back.

"You want to die, huh?"

The person in the painting suddenly opened his mouth wide, as if about to let out a howl.However, he was no longer a standing person, and the voice could not be heard at all. Hades casually rubbed his pale fingertips across the canvas, and the voice was full of creepy malice that could not be concealed. .

"Don't worry, you have to try all of these one hundred and eight kinds of bliss—"

"This is just the beginning."

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Chu Ci has not had a dream for a long time.When he was just reborn, he often dreamed about his childhood, or repeatedly dreamed about the car accident that caused his death in his previous life.The overloaded truck slammed into him suddenly, and then rolled over the roof of his car, rolling over and over twice-for a long time, it almost made him sweat every night Waking up to a nightmare.

However, the dream this time was completely different from the previous ones.

He dreamed of a stranger.

To be precise, it was a strange woman whose face could not be seen clearly. Chu Ci could barely guess her age from her figure and tone of voice. She guessed that she was only seventeen or eighteen years old, and she was still a lithe and lively woman. girl.She seemed to be carrying the wind when she walked, and the corners of her skirt swayed along her calves, revealing her slender and beautiful calves.

"I bought candied haws." In the blurry picture, Chu Ci heard her sweet voice, as if talking to someone, "Do you want some, sir?"

The figure that appeared immediately surprised Chu Ci.Completely different from the strange feeling before, this black-robed and black-haired figure was so familiar that he almost blurted out his name. The King of Hades in the dream slowly put down the pen he was holding on to, and frowned when he saw the candied haws approaching his mouth. Frowning and hesitating for a long time, he finally opened his pale lips slightly and bit one obediently.

Chu Ci was stunned for a moment, he remembered that Yan Wang had never liked this kind of sweet and greasy food.

"What are you wearing?" Yan Wang frowned when he looked away from the official documents of the underworld, and said coldly, "The person you are wearing today?"

"What's wrong?" The girl stuffed the rest of the candied haws into her mouth, and unconsciously walked around in front of him, the light skirt fluttered like ripples, "Don't everyone in the world wear this? "

Yan Wang looked at her exposed slender white calf, his forehead thumped and said, "Change it."

"But--"

"No but, replace it."

After all, the girl couldn't be more stubborn than him, so she resigned herself to changing into an all-black skirt and wrapped herself up, covering her head to toe tightly.King Yan looked her up and down, and was immediately satisfied, so he made a decisive decision: "When I go back to see that mortal next time, I will wear this."

"..."

Before she could speak, Hades looked under his case again, and suddenly pulled out a sword with a cold light.

The girl was dumbfounded: "My lord, this is—"

"Take it." Hades stuffed it into her hand without any doubt, his eyes were piercing, "If he dares to do anything to you, just cut him off with a sword - and I will deal with the rest."

"...But this is a controlled knife. If I dare to carry it on the street, I will be arrested by the police uncle immediately."

"No problem," Lord Yan waved his hand bluntly, "Whoever dares to catch you will chop you off together."

Girl: "..."

This dream came to an abrupt end when she repeatedly observed with the sword, and Chu Ci suddenly woke up from the dream, completely confused.

Hades... girl... candied haws?

What the hell is this?

Hades romance?

He put on his shoes and got out of bed inexplicably, nestled in the hanging chair and rested his fingertips on his chin and thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out any logic.Looking at the sky outside, seeing that it was completely dawn, Chu Ci simply sent a text message to Qin Lu: 【I had a very strange dream. 】

The child replied immediately; [What did you dream about?Me? Me? ~(≧▽≦)/~]

Chuci: […]

His thoughts just now were messed up by the child's coquettishness, and he couldn't help but tap the screen with his fingertips, and replied with a smile: [Why did you wake up so early? 】

Qin Lu complained: [I worked until two o'clock in the morning yesterday, finally fell asleep, and had a half-night dream. 】

【Yeah? 】Chu Ci was so distressed, 【Is there any time to rest today? 】

Unexpectedly, the child was instantly unhappy.

[Brother, shouldn't you ask me what I dreamed about? 】

Chu Ci couldn't help laughing, so he could only follow his heart and ask: [Then what did you dream about? 】

Qin Lu's text message came right away.

【you. (ω)】

really.

Chu Ci was about to say "I miss you too", when he heard the text message alerts jingle one after another.

[I dreamed of you taking a bath. 】

【delicious. 】

【Milk flavored, super sweet (ω) and sitting obediently on the sink, that look really...Brother, when shall we come again?I really want to see~]

Chu Ci: ...

He silently deleted the words "I miss you too" one by one, and then replied:

[Silly boy, take your medicine quickly.If you don't eat it, you won't be saved. 】

After that, he quickly locked the screen and threw the phone into his pocket.

When he walked into the living room, Taishang Laojun, who had officially changed his job to a professional Internet celebrity, was explaining Fengshui to someone on the phone, spitting all over the place: "You always say you always dream about ghosts, Can’t even sleep well every day? This is easy, you catch two loaches from the river—”

Chu Ci was surprised, loach?

"Yes, it's the loach. No one else is allowed to fish it. You have to go down and fish it yourself—well, that's right. Then don't wash the loach, just swallow it raw..."

Chu Ci was quite frightened. What kind of loach needs to be swallowed directly in the stomach to be effective?

"—Don't believe me? How can you not believe me? You see how many Feng Shui houses here are optimistic about me, and there is no problem at all... Then you pull out all the aquatic plants in the water and pile them up. In the bathtub at home, take the scorpion and bite your finger, after the bite bleeds, drip it on the water plants, and finally find a few snakes, put them on your bed every day, and you sleep on the bed without a quilt—— Yes, you’re welcome, the guarantee is effective, if you persist for a long time, come back again, dear!”

His long white eyebrows trembled, he happily hung up the phone, and when he turned around, he saw Chu Ci with a strange expression.

"After all that is done, what will happen to that person?"

"Who knows?" Taishang Laojun shook his shoulders and replied with a straight face, "Probably he will be sick."

After all, you can't cover yourself with a quilt at night.

Chu Ci poured himself a cup of warm milk, and became more speechless: "Then why do you say that?"

"Their family is someone who the King of Hades wants to punish," Taishang Laojun snorted coldly. "Unless they die and fall into the hands of the King of Hades, how can there be any solution? They are evil people anyway, so they just let the unlucky ghosts fall into their hands. "

"Unlucky devil?"

"It's just water ghosts," Taishang Laojun cheerfully explained, "the kind that absorb luck and grow attached to water plants. They plant all the water plants in their own bathtubs, and those unlucky ghosts will go there with them. It's interesting. .”

Seeing his obviously gloating face, Chu Ci took a sip of milk and asked, "How unlucky will it be? Could something be wrong?"

"No," Taishang Laojun said deeply, "It's just that drinking cold water will stuff your teeth, you can fall down the stairs, you must lose some money on the way to buy a lottery ticket, and you don't have any seasoning packets for instant noodles. Wherever you go Where did it go—this kind of thing.”

Chu Ci: ...

Isn't this the possession of the god of decline?

Taishang Laojun narrowed his eyes slightly, the eyes under his long white eyebrows were full of energy, "It's a good show."

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Bai Anjun has been lying on the window and staring helplessly for a long time, watching the vehicles coming downstairs one after another, but he still didn't see the person she was waiting for.She rarely wore a clean and refreshing little dress today, and she also put on light makeup on her face, but she still stuck her entire face against the window without any scruples.

"Lipstick," Mrs. Bai sighed with a smile, pulling her away a little, "the lipstick is all over it."

Seeing the bright red around her mouth, he couldn't help poking her forehead with his finger, "Silly girl."

Bai Anjun pursed his lips, then raised his head silly and smiled at her.She turned her head and glanced out of the window, muttering: "Why don't you come...

Before she finished speaking, she saw an extremely familiar nanny car slowly driving into the yard, and immediately jumped out of the bay window, jumping eagerly to open the door: "Here we come!"

Madam Bai watched her barefoot on the floor, feeling helpless, so she took her slippers and trotted after her.The little girl who was running ahead had already opened the door. There was a black nanny car parked in the courtyard. The young man was just opening the door and stepped off the car.He wore a pair of light-colored denim cropped trousers, slightly revealing his ankles, and a clean and simple black and white sweater on top. He smiled and turned his head to look at them after hearing the noise.

Bai Anjun stood holding on to the door frame, and at that moment felt an arrow piercing straight into his heart.

White Rose.

small fountain.

Dark green shade.

There are also idols whose eyes look like they have crushed the sun.

She clutched her chest in a daze, and felt that life was completely complete at this moment!

Even if I'm lying in the hospital because of a genetic disease now, I don't regret it! ! !

The little girl put on the shoes on her feet, and jumped up excitedly to greet her: "Brother——"

"Brother." Another cold male voice came from inside the car. Bai Anjun was stunned for a moment, then saw Chu Ci smiled at him apologetically, and stretched out his hand to push the car door wider to let the person inside The figure appeared.

With broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs, this person's figure is undoubtedly very eye-catching.He got out of the car, and then put his arm loosely on Chu Ci's shoulder, casually raised his eyes and looked at the stunned little girl in front of him, "Brother, is that her?"

At that moment, it was like a thunderbolt.

Bai Anjun, who was standing to write lyrics, looked at his face and almost gritted his teeth: "...it's you."

It's not flattering at first glance, haha.

Qin Lu's obsidian-like eyes stared straight at this little girl who had been fighting for favor endlessly, and there was no smile on the corner of his lips.

It's not flattering at first glance, haha.

Chu Ci caught in the middle:  …

For some reason, he suddenly regretted bringing the child after hearing a few words of acting like a baby.

Both Mrs. Bai and Bai Xiude met Qin Lu at the police station, and they both knew that he was a child of Chu Ci's adoptive father's family, so they quickly let him in and ordered the nanny to bring another pair of slippers.They didn't know the twists and turns in their daughter's heart. They looked at Qin Lu alone, but they still liked it very much. After all, this young man was handsome and in good shape. He stood up straight and looked full of energy. Bai Xiude Inevitably, he asked some questions in a pleasant manner.

As soon as he asked this, he faintly sensed that something was wrong.The experience and scheming revealed in Qin Lu's speech did not match his appearance and age at all. Instead, it seemed that he had been immersed in the mall for many years.The more he talked, the more frightened he became. In the end, he simply forgot about today's daughter's birthday, and talked wholeheartedly with Qin Lu about the recent operation of several real estate projects in N City.

Bai Anjun, who was forgotten aside, directly wrapped around Chu Ci, took his arm and asked vigilantly, "Brother, what did you bring him here for?"

Chu Ci patted her head and explained, "He said he wanted to come and see."

The alarm in Bai Anjun's heart suddenly went off.She is so close that she can bring her to see her family at will. The position of this bamboo horse in Chu Ci's mind is obvious. She bit her lip, and then reluctantly insinuated: "Then do you have anyone else you care about? Especially Quan Here, the relationship between playing is good—"

"Brother," Qin Lu, who was talking with Bai Xiude, suddenly called out, then touched his forehead with his finger, hesitantly said, "...it's okay."

Chu Ci, who was worried about him, didn't care about anything else, so he immediately got up and went over to him: "What's the matter? I stayed up too late yesterday, so today I have a headache?"

Qin Lu lowered his eyes slightly, hummed, and leaned his head obediently on his clothes, sniffing the unique faint fragrance of his body.

Chu Ci was so distressed that he pressed his fingers on his temples with a friendly and natural expression.He pressed for a long time, Fang Fang softened his voice and asked, "Is it better?"

"Yes." Qin Lu tugged at his cuff, and said softly, "With brother here, it won't hurt."

"..." Bai Xiude coughed dryly, and for the first time realized how to write the word embarrassment, so he could only laugh and laugh, "You two really have a very good relationship."

good!indivual!hair!Wire! ! !

Bai Anjun behind him was so angry that he exploded into a firework! ! !

Bai Xiude glanced at his daughter whose face was a little ferocious for some reason, then at Qin Lu who was resting his head on Chu Ci's chest, and stood up decisively to turn on the TV: "Let's watch the show for a while."

Coincidentally, what was being rebroadcasted on TV at this time was precisely the variety show that Chu Ci and Jiang Xie had participated in before.

Bai Xiude thought to himself, with Chu Ci participating, there shouldn't be any strange atmosphere, right?

However, in the next second, he saw his precious daughter walking forward suddenly, hugged Chu Ci's arm affectionately, dragged him to the sofa and sat down: "Brother, watch with me for a while."

Chu Ci has always been very patient with her. He treats girls mostly in a gentle and polite way, because he sincerely treats Bai Anjun as his younger sister, so he unconsciously mixed in a little pampering here, and responded gently: "Um."

Bai Anjun turned his head to look at Qin Lu ostentatiously, then turned his voice to the loudest again and again, pointed at Jiang Xie in the show and said, "I like listening to Jiang Jiang's songs the most. He said before that he was going to visit brother's class, go Yet?"

"Did not go."

Before Chu Ci could answer, the people behind him had already answered for him. At the same time, he casually walked to Chu Ci with long legs, sat down on the other side of him, and put his arms under Bai Anjun's wide-eyed gaze. On Chu Ci's lap, he replied with a smile, "You can ask me these questions directly, after all, brother has always been with me."

K! O!

Bai Anjun immediately went to see Chu Ci, and when she saw that the other party had no intention of refuting, but took it for granted, she almost burst her scalp, and asked in a trembling voice: "What do you mean...to be together all the time? ?”

You won't even sleep together, will you?

She swallowed in fear, Chu Ci helplessly patted the arm of the child beside her, and then turned her head to answer her: "He has been following me in the crew."

"...a room?"

Chu Ci hesitated for a while before answering her truthfully: "Well, one room."

Anyway, she's just a little girl, so she shouldn't think too much, right?

——However, he didn't know that Bai Anjun was never an ordinary little girl.As a CP fan, the energy she erupted when her cute CP was dismantled was incomparably astonishing. Almost in an instant, her fighting consciousness rose to the full level, and her eyes lit up with fire!

Waited until the dinner table.

Bai Anjun snatched a chicken drumstick over: "Brother, eat this, it's very tasty."

Qin Lu also picked up baby dishes with chopsticks and smiled, "It's better to eat something light. I used to stay up all night on the set, so I got a little angry."

Bai Anjun took another piece of ribs: "What's the matter with getting angry? We should eat more meat, my brother is so skinny, how distressed we are-"

Qin Lu propped his chin up, trying to contradict her, and extended his chopsticks towards the vegetable salad: "I think it feels just right in the hand, brother himself likes this body shape, right?"

Bai Anjun: "Eat this—"

Qin Lu filled a bowl of soup silently.

Bai Anjun gave him another chopsticks of beef.

Qin Lu immediately piled a pile of golden carrots on top of the beef, burying the beef so hard that he couldn't see it.

......

At the end, Chu Ci with his bulging cheeks looked at the bowls piled up like a pyramid, and choked speechlessly: "..."

Are these two people feeding themselves as pigs?

The author has something to say: Chu Ci: I am obviously not in two boats.

Author:? ? ?

Chu Ci: But I don’t know why, I feel like I’m in the field of Shura? ? ?