ex-husband high energy

Four cold dishes and six hot dishes, plus Zong Ming's special hot noodle soup, can be said to be the top hospitality standard of Shihu Farm.

When Mrs. Jiao first entered the door, she was a little lukewarm and awkward. After visiting the orchard with Yu Tianhe's company, she softened her whole body. After three glasses of old wine, she looked at Yu Tianhe with satisfaction and loving kindness.

Of course, Yu Guo is a heartthrob. I'm afraid any middle-aged and elderly woman will be overjoyed to see such a mixed-race wife full of bad taste.

"Old lady, you are really an expert in the crop field!" Zong Ming was still very protective at the critical moment, and filled the old lady Jiao with a cup of Wuliangye with his own hands. !"

Levi's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and it was rare for the leader comrades to perform exceptionally well in quoting common sayings, otherwise this person would have lost his fortune today...

While the two of them were drinking heavily, Yu Tianhe secretly switched his wine glass with Jiao Lei's - just kidding, if he dared to hold the "Dr. Yu Lecture Hall" today, the whole family would be in vain.

He might have to work in vain for the rest of his life!

"Don't say that!" Mrs. Jiao patted her thigh and said with emotion, "I am the most proud of you intellectuals in my life. What can you do with farming? It's a pity..." Patted my stupid son, " This kid has been chasing chickens and dogs since he was a child, and he almost didn't graduate from high school."

"Then there is my sister." Jiao Lei quietly drank Yu Tianhe's glass of wine, giggling, "I follow my father, silly, my sister follows you, fine...so our daughter has good genes, It's a pity you didn't have two..."

"Crap!" Mrs. Jiao slapped him on the back of the head, "You owe it to me!"

"Hey, don't hit me, don't hit me." Yu Guo held her hand and said, "It would be smart for my dad to teach him. My dad likes to give lectures." Turning to look at his own father, "Dad, why don't you drink?" ?”

Yu Tianhe was speechless, and began to reflect on whether he had taught his son too honestly. If this continues, he, a father, may be cheated to death...

"All right, all right, I won't hit him." Mrs. Jiao touched Yu Guo's little head and smiled like a chrysanthemum, "I'm Yu Guo smart, and grandma has become a fan of you, so I hope to have more in the future." You are such a real grandson... Sigh..." Probably thinking of his son's worrying sexual orientation, he sighed, "It's a pity that grandma won't be able to hug her..."

Jiao Lei's face darkened, and then he smiled and said: "Mom, what you said, isn't there my sister? It is said that our daughter has a high IQ, and my sister appointed you to give birth to a genius, so that you can inherit the gene go down."

"That's right." Yu Guo said, "Grandma, you are old-fashioned. Father Shitou said that all the old men in the village can't beat you alone!"

Seeing his serious appearance, Mrs. Jiao couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then "hahahahaha" she burst into tears.

Jiao Yueran knew her mother's knots, but she also knew how lucky Jiao Lei was to find a partner like Yu Tianhe. When she was at home, she often endorsed her younger brother's books, smiled and obediently to her mother, and said: "Mom, everyone What time is it, you don’t think that genes are passed on from male to female, do you?”

Yu Guo also recited to her: "Yes, grandma, I am also my aunt's child."

"What?" Mrs. Jiao was taken aback.

Yu Tianhe glanced at Jiao Lei, and finally understood what he meant by praising his mother and sister so vigorously just now. He never expected that at his age, he would meet such a single-minded, simple and straightforward object. It's a little discordant, but... forget it, maybe the positioning of myself before is the real discordance.

"That's right." Yu Tianhe pushed his glasses and explained seriously, "Yu Guo was conceived by the egg donated to me by my sister. In terms of blood, my sister is his mother."

Mrs. Jiao opened the door to a new world: "Is this okay?"

"The various procedures are a bit troublesome, but it can always be done if you think of a way."

"Then who is his father?"

"...my ex-husband." For the first time in his life, Yu Tianhe felt a little embarrassed about his second marriage status. At the same time, he deeply realized that deep down in his heart, he actually cared about the opinions of Jiao Lei's family, so he said sincerely, " At that time, we really wanted a common child and built a normal family like ordinary couples, so I begged my sister to donate eggs for me. Later, due to some reasons, our relationship broke down and divorced, and finally Yu Guo’s custody rights returned I."

"Oh, that's it..." Mrs. Jiao was a little worried about finding a second-married man for her son, but then she thought, since Yu Tianhe's sister can donate eggs to her brother, it seems that her own daughter can do it too?

Speaking of which, my daughter and daughter-in-law (Da Wu) are both Ph.D.s, top-notch intellectuals. If I really want to create a child, I don’t know how insanely intelligent they are!

Wouldn't it be considered that my high-quality genes that overwhelmed the whole village have been strengthened and inherited?

Hey!If you pass on the male but not the female, let the old lady get fucked!

Mrs. Jiao completed the transformation of her own worldview in her brain, and her life was sublimated instantly. Her waist was no longer sore, her legs were no longer painful, and her vitality was strong. She raised her wine glass and toasted generously: "Let the past go, you are still young , look forward, this old lady will be your strong backing from now on!"

"..." Yu Tianhe was originally waiting for his mother-in-law—mother-in-law—whatever—to question the integrity of his marriage, but in the end he passed the test inexplicably, and suddenly felt a sense of "what happened just now".

Zong Ming poked him with his elbow, Yu Tianhe came to his senses, and quickly picked up his wine glass: "Thank you...thank you, Mom."

Levi's choked on a mouthful of beef tenderloin, and it took him a long time to swallow it with his neck stuck. He asked Zongming again in a low voice with doubts: "Am I hallucinating? That shameless man next to you is really Yu Tianhe?"

Zong Ming took a sip of his wine and said, "I told you earlier, he is now the 24-year-old Jiao's filial son and happy wife."

Levi's: "..." Okay.

The host and guests enjoyed the meal, and the old lady Jiao got drunk, and was dragged out by her daughter, and she dragged Yu Tianhe to entreat: "From now on, my stupid son will be handed over to you, you take good care of him, don't let him Get into trouble, take care of his money and don't let him drink big wine... Where is my eldest grandson? Yu Guoer, grandma will get you a schoolbag. Tomorrow we will go to the aquarium. Grandma will make pot buns for you... ..."

Jiao Yueran didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she stuffed her mother into the car, helped Yu Guo put away her luggage and schoolbag, and said to her younger brother and sister-in-law-brother-in-law-whatever, "Leave the child to me and mother, you two can rest assured Well, now I am transferred to the second-line department to have a free time, and I just happen to help him with his homework."

"Thank you, sister." Jiao Lei scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "You have been scolded a lot for me, right?"

"No, I'm not a fuel-efficient lamp." Jiao Yueran said with a smile, then straightened her expression, and whispered, "Be careful in everything, Qi Ran and those people are too dangerous, I can't ask about your work, but in order to Children, for the sake of mother, you must take care of yourself."

Yu Tianhe had chatted with her about some cases because of the super brain research, nodded immediately, and said: "We will be careful, you should also pay attention to rest, and check on time, after all, the structure of the brain is very delicate, and the current technical level cannot find it. If there is a problem, it does not necessarily mean that there is no problem at all.”

Jiao Yueran agreed, and drove the old lady and Yu Guo away from Shihu Farm.

The bustling courtyard suddenly became deserted. Even Barton was not used to it. He ran to the door and reluctantly inhaled the car exhaust.Rommel obviously didn't like the feelings of human mothers-in-law, so he jumped on the branch and wandered off.Montgomery had a habit of falling out of love, and he was pecking at the pebbles on the ground listlessly.

Zong Ming stretched his waist and said, "Okay, my task has been successfully completed, and I leave it to you to clean the battlefield!"

Jiao Lei was very grateful to the leader, and nodded like Montgomery: "Thank you, leader! You have worked hard! Leave the work in the kitchen to me!"

Yu Tianhe's cheeks were a little red, and he stammered: "I, I will help you..."

"No, no, no, you'd better go to sleep, I can do it by myself!" Jiao Lei looked at his gradually straightened eyes, and rejected him in horror, and kept winking at Levi's: I don't want it. Listen to hundreds of forums!I don't want to learn French!I don't want to take anatomy class!

Levi's had cramps in his abdominal muscles after holding back his laughter all morning, grinning his teeth and stretching his waist. Just as he was about to help Yu Tianhe, Zong Ming had already dragged Fa Xiao away forcibly: "Let's go, go up and wash your face and change your clothes." , this body smells of alcohol, the bureau chief notified the meeting at 02:30 pm, don't scare him."

"Oh..." Yu Tianhe was still a little apprehensive about the seat, and followed him upstairs obediently, changing clothes clumsily.

Zong Ming looked at him amusedly: "I said, are you serious? Are you really going to be with Little Stick?"

Yu Tianhe paused and nodded.

"Like him so much?"

nod.

"What do you like about him?" Zong Ming still can't figure it out, "You didn't like this before..."

Yu Tianhe raised his head and thought about it seriously for a while, then said, "I like him for being upright, simple, enthusiastic... in good health."

"puff!"

"The body is really good." Yu Tianhe said sincerely, "I used to think that what you said seven times was bragging, but now I know it's individual differences."

"..." Zong Ming looked up to the sky and rolled his eyes.

Yu Tianhe continued to lament his strong daughter-in-law—husband—whatever—"From a medical point of view, such a sample is rare in a hundred years, and I must cherish it. From an emotional point of view, I will find it again in my life." There's zero chance of a man as single-minded as he is, so some aesthetic and postural sacrifices have to be made."

"..." Zong Ming felt a little sour in his stomach.

"It's not a sacrifice." Yu Tianhe staggered to wash his face, still babbling in the bathroom, "It's good to change roles when I'm old, I never knew how good it is to be fucked... Uh, you didn't Do you want to try it?"

"I'm not that old yet!" Zong Ming was completely defeated, and suddenly felt that such a conversation should never happen between buddies—isn't this a matter that only girlfriends should discuss?

I don't need girlfriends!

I'm going to the United States to make big news, sneak attack on nuclear submarines, and catch the perverted scientist who pays attention to my wife!

"I'm leaving. Let's go downstairs at 01:30 to meet with the boss." Zong Ming slammed the door and left, never expecting that what was waiting for him was not a Lonely Hero action blockbuster, but...