Bend the squad leader count me as a loser

"Yiyi, can I ask you a question?" Ling Shi asked cautiously, while speaking, he stuffed something into Lu Yi's mouth, Lu Yi couldn't open his mouth, so he nodded his head.

"Actually, actually, I am, I, I just want to ask if you felt comfortable last night?" Ling Shi hurriedly stuffed a mouthful of rice into Lu Yi's mouth before Lu Yi could speak, making Lu Yi speechless Come.

Lu Yi glared at Ling Shi, Lu Yi thought he was vicious, but in fact Lu Yi's face was flushed, and when he looked at Ling Shi with red eyes, Ling Shi actually felt that Lu Yi was flirting with him .

"Yiyi, don't look at me like that, I want to kiss you." Ling Shi's fingers tightened, and Lu Yi raised his foot and kicked Ling Shi to make him calm down.

"Yiyi, is your down there hurting? Can you go out to play today?" Ling Shi was a little worried about Lu Yi, what if Lu Yi couldn't walk?

"Do you want to try?" Lu Yi raised his eyes and asked Ling Shi, in fact, he didn't mind letting Ling Shi also try the feeling of being fucked.

"No, no, no, this, I don't think I'm suitable, so forget it, Yiyi is going to eat, it's going to be cold." Ling Shi started to pretend to be crazy and stupid again, feeding Lu Yi with a bowl.

Lu Yi stretched out his hand to grab the soft flesh around his waist, pinching Ling Shi grinning, avoiding Lu Yi's hand in fear.

"Yiyi, don't pinch my waist, if you pinch it again, I won't be able to give you sexual blessings." Ling Shi freed up a hand to rub his waist, and the flesh was about to be pinched off.

"I can give you sexual blessings, do you want to try?" Lu Yi looked up at Ling Shi, who immediately shook his head.

Lu Yi won't counterattack and awaken his consciousness, right?

Lu Yi has never raped anyone before, and when the time comes, his blood will flow like a river, and it will hurt.

With a bitter face, Ling Shi asked Lu Yi to finish his meal, and came over to dress Lu Yi with his clothes. Lu Yi really enjoyed a king-level service.

Lu Yi stood up and walked a few steps, and felt that it was okay, within the acceptable range, not so responsive.

After Ling Shi and Lu Yi packed up, they were ready to go out. As soon as Ling Shi and Lu Yi went out, they saw something bad. There was a couple quarreling on the street. More precisely, it should be said that the man was making trouble for no reason.

"Tsk, how could there be such a boy!" Ling Shi silently complained in Lu Yi's ear, smacking his lips while watching.

That man doesn't spend much money on his girlfriend, and asks his girlfriend to spend money on him, no, there are still a few men in this society who are willing to let their girlfriend spend money!

The man bought some snacks for his girlfriend, and asked his girlfriend to invite her back, ah, it's really not an ordinary cow, this man is also a society.

There are not many men who can ask their girlfriends for things. As long as they are together with Lu Yi, Ling Shi never asks Lu Yi to spend a penny, let alone Ling Shi is even more embarrassed to ask Lu Yi to spend money.

Being the one above means that he is in a male-dominated position, and Lu Yi is at the bottom, and he even asked Lu Yi to spend money. If he really did this, he would want to beat himself up.

Ling Shi covered Lu Yi's eyes to prevent him from looking at it any longer. Such a man really ruined the image of their boys, he looked like a vampire, and even sucked his girlfriend's blood.

Ling Shi pulled Lu Yi to walk quickly, Lu Yi turned his head and glanced at the couple with deep eyes.

Ling Shi walked for a while, and found that Lu Yi's eyes were not focused all the time, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.

"What is Yiyi thinking?" Ling Shi held Lu Yi's hand tightly, and Lu Yi raised his head.

"He Mi and her ex-boyfriend are like that just now." When Lu Yi saw that scene, he thought of He Mi. When He Mi was with her ex-boyfriend, he never took the initiative to ask her boyfriend for something and gave it to her. All of them were voluntary by her boyfriend.

But after her boyfriend gave it up, she asked He Mi to invite him again, and he asked He Mi to invite him back in disguise.

That little idiot He Mi didn't think about anything at first, but the man asked for more and more, so it's fine if he doesn't buy something for He Mi, he asks He Mi for everything, and asks He Mi to invite him.

Lu Yi still remembers that most of the people in the class told He Mi to break up. Which normal man would let his girlfriend treat him.

Although Lu Yi didn't care about these things, but he couldn't bear the fact that someone whispered in his ear every day, and Lu Yi could memorize them all by heart.

"Yiyi, let me tell you, that kind of man is not good, he is stingy, and makes his girlfriend spend money. Really, there is no good result for such a man together, it is better to break up quickly, like me It’s not bad, I can support you and pamper you, the most important thing is that I love you, really, there are really not many boys like me, the kind you can’t find with a lantern.”

Ling Shi was completely selling melons to Wang Po, boasting about himself, constantly boasting about his own advantages, magnifying his own advantages ten times for Lu Yi to see.

Lu Yi nodded perfunctorily to show that he knew, Ling Shi didn't need to tell himself anymore, Ling Shidao started to get excited.

"Yiyi, the more I talk, the more I feel that I'm really good, I think..." Ling Shi's voice stopped abruptly, and he was completely at peace after being glared at by Lu Yi.

Ling Shi took Lu Yi's hand to go shopping, and he specially went to the snack street. When he saw something delicious, he would buy one for Lu Yi. Lu Yi didn't eat so fast, so Ling Shi already had a lot of things in his hand. Yes, but Lingshi seems to be unable to stop, and has been buying, buying, and buying.

Lu Yi wondered if Ling Shi was a woman in his previous life, he was poor and couldn't afford it in his previous life, and in this life he will fulfill Ling Shi and let him buy as much as he can.

Ling Shi and Lu Yi walked on the street hand in hand, not caring about other people's eyes at all. In Ling Shi's eyes, those people are nothing, and they can't stop him from liking Lu Yi.

And also want to hold hands with Lu Yi and walk in the sun, others?What is that?It is enough for him to have a way.

And according to Lu Yi's personality, Lu Yi always just ignores those people, so why care so much?

Lu Yi inadvertently saw him and Ling Shi walking hand in hand on the road when someone was secretly taking pictures of the two of them with a mobile phone. The most important thing was that Ling Shi actually laughed at the person who took the pictures of them after seeing them, and smiled at them. Say hello.

"Yiyi, look, there's someone secretly filming us." Ling Shi pointed out the person who secretly filmed them to Lu Yi, and Lu Yi slapped Ling Shi, couldn't he be more careful?Don't point at others, it looks rude.

Ling Shi suddenly saw a couple on the street playing a game, Ling Shi suddenly wanted to drag Lu Yi to go, and did what he said, Ling Shi directly dragged Lu Yi and walked over, after listening to how to play, Ling Shi suddenly felt that this game It's especially like a bloody plot in a romance novel, but what if Ling Shi and Lu Yi are playing this game together and suddenly feel a little romantic?

Ling Shi pulled Lu Yi to sign up and said that they would participate, Lu Yi looked at Ling Shi suspiciously, what is Ling Shi going crazy about?

"Dear couples who participated in the game, this game is very simple, and the rules of the game are also very simple. In the first round with your boyfriend and girlfriend, write down the time you were together, the time when you kissed for the first time, and the time when you first kissed. One XXOO time, get ready!"

Ling Shi was dumbfounded when he heard this. He didn't know when he kissed Lu Yi for the first time. No, he only knew it was when Lu Yi went to participate in a physics competition, but he forgot the exact date. XXOO Time, I'll go.

Ling Shi was confused again, whether the first time they met was in February or March.

"As for the punishment for someone asking a wrong answer, 20 seconds of on-site tongue kissing! Is it exciting!" The host became excited standing on the stage, and the couples below were equally excited.

"Stimulate!"

Holding the paper and pen, Lu Yi suddenly became a little melancholy. He seemed to forget the time when they kissed, and the time when they had their first XXOO.

How embarrassing, how embarrassing it is!

Ling Shi picked up the pen and started writing, Lu Yi wrote it down at the same time, when the time came, the host asked people to check the date they wrote down.

After checking that everything went well with the people in front, the people who came to check with Lu Yi and Ling Shi were stunned.

During the time we were together, both of them were right. On December 12th, Christmas, the first kiss, Ling Shi wrote about a forced kiss in a hotel, and Lu Yi wrote October 25th very politely.

In the time of XXOO, Ling Shi wrote a period from February to March, and Lu Yi said without hesitation that he had forgotten.

The inspector became even more excited when he saw that both of them were boys. The two boys are still good-looking boys. There are not many fairy couples like this.

And the two of them had to kiss with tongue for 20 seconds after a while, some watched it.

When Lu Yi saw Ling Shi's answer, he knew that he was in trouble. The two of them seemed to want to kiss for 20 seconds.

Lu Yi was stunned suddenly, and kissed in front of hundreds of people. Although Lu Yi didn't care about these things, he was not open enough to kiss in front of so many people.

"The statistics are over, tsk, I checked, are you boyfriends? I checked, you are not real boyfriends, it must be fake, it is completely different from what my wife wrote, except in The days we were together, and the rest of the time you don't remember."

The host had a kind of resentment that he hated iron and steel, and glanced at the statistical note.

"Ahem, cough, let me see, there are only three pairs, and one of them is two young boys, look." The host found the positions of Lu Yi and Ling Shi, who are really conspicuous , dozens of couples, just Ling Shi, let alone Lu Yi is a pair of boys.

And these two boys are not generally good-looking, how many people must be attracted to see it!

The camera hit Lu Yi and Ling Shi's faces so hard, everyone turned to Lu Yi and Ling Shi, waiting for Ling Shi and Lu Yi's French kiss.

Lu Yi's face turned red when they saw her, and she didn't even dare to raise her eyes.