Bend the squad leader count me as a loser

When Ling Shi was 30 years old, Lu Yi actually ordered a cake for Ling Shi, which said that the big 30-year-old almost didn't make Ling Shi mad.

No, he is already very melancholy at 30, and he still writes [-] years old so deliberately to annoy him?

"Are you happy?" Lu Yi looked at him, Ling Shi looked at the cake and turned around to leave.

"What's wrong with you? Are you unhappy? What a great age to be 30 years old!" Lu Yi walked over and saw Ling Shi sitting on the sofa unhappily, feeling wronged, and even sniffed his nose twice.

Does Lu Yi think that the older he gets, the more he looks like a child?Just like that, I feel wronged.

"No, the man has 31 flowers. Really, you are very handsome, handsome, and not old at all. You see, I am 29, and I will be [-] next year. Is that different? Why are you so sad? "

Lu Yi felt that he was comforting Ling Shi, but he was actually hitting Ling Shi. The age of 30 years old made Ling Shi almost cry.

"Yiyi, when I get old in the future, will you not want me anymore and dislike me for being ugly?" Ling Shi sniffled, Lu Yi sighed helplessly and hugged Ling Shi.

"What are you worried about? I'm only one year younger than you, how can I not grow old when you're old?" Lu Yi replied dumbfounded, Ling Shi just thought about it like this!

"But even if you are old, too many people like you." Ling Shi's eyes were red with grievance, and Lu Yi rubbed Ling Shi's big head fiercely.

"Okay, okay, I won't write your age when I buy cakes for you in the future, okay?" Lu Yi went over and wiped off the age of 30 with a knife, and Ling Shi wanted to lie to him, so he was so naive even at the age of 30.

Grandma was teasing her belly in the room, but the door was not closed, so of course grandma could hear what they were saying, Ling Shi was like a child, holding on to the road every day.

It's been eight or nine years of marriage, why is this person still so clingy, it hasn't changed, the clingy way is not good.

The five-year-old Dudu has begun to lose baby fat, her small body has become slender, and her face is immature but somewhat mature. Grandma feels that the more Dudu looks, the more she looks like Lu Yi when she was young. from.

Especially those black shiny eyes, and outlines, this kid is probably just like his two fathers when he grows up, he doesn't know how many people he will fascinate.

"In the future, I must find someone like your father Ling Shi to love you. In fact, father Lu is also very good, but he is not very expressive. If you want to find someone like Ling Shi's father, who is good at expressing , otherwise you have a temperament like Lu Yi, and if you don't look for someone like Ling Shi, there is no other person suitable for you."

Grandma adjusted Dudu's clothes, Dudu glanced outside, frowned slightly, and then stretched it out again. It's too early for the future, he doesn't want to think about it for the time being.

"Great-grandmother, don't call me Dudu, I've grown up." Dudu hugged grandma's neck, and grandma hugged Dudu with a smile.

"Okay, our Xianli is already an older child, so we can't be called nicknames anymore. Look at what nickname your Lingshi father took as Dudu. Don't imitate him in the future." Grandma took Dudu to bed, so she didn't bother Ling Shi and Lu Yi met.

Lu Yi lit a candle for Ling Shi and asked Ling Shi to make a wish. Ling Shi glanced at Lu Yi and closed his eyes to make a wish.

In fact, he doesn't need too much, he just hopes that he will be with Lu Yi in the future. In fact, he seems to have fulfilled this wish.

But he still couldn't help but want to say it!After all, everyone knew that it would be impossible for him to leave Lu Yi at Lingshi, so he made another wish, in this case, Lu Yi would never leave again.

Ling Shi opened his eyes and blew out the candle, Lu Yi looked at Ling Shi with wide eyes.

"What wish did you make?" Lu Yi asked curiously, Ling Shi smiled.

"The wish won't come true if you say it, I can't tell you, you can think about it slowly." Ling Shi quickly stretched out his hand and grabbed a lump of cream and put it on Lu Yi's face.

Lu Yi was stunned, didn't react for a while, and let Ling Shi run away, Ling Shi quickly ran upstairs, and quickly closed the door, he must not let Lu Yi in, if he did, he would die.

Ling Shi took his pajamas and walked into the bathroom, humming a song at the same time, as relaxed as he wanted.

Ling Shi looked at the utensils for the two of them in the bathroom, and suddenly sighed. They will be married for ten years in a year or two. I never thought that time would pass so quickly. Not long after, more than eight years have passed.

Ling Shi stretched out his finger and tapped himself in the mirror. Look, the self in the mirror hasn't changed yet. Maybe he will change in another ten years, and he will become another in ten years. , in another ten years he will be old, and he will start to live an old life with Lu Yi.

Ling Shi was thinking, in fact, everyday life is very ordinary and quiet, but Ling Shi likes the present life very much somehow.

Ling Shi used to live an exciting life, but now Ling Shi didn't feel any regrets at all, instead he felt very stable, it was fine like this, don't change, don't change anything.

He and Lu Yi grew old together, watching that kid Lu Xianli grow up slowly, and when he grew up, got married and had children, Lu Yi would also have a taste of family happiness.

Ling Shi couldn't help laughing, he was afraid that when he was old, Lu Yi was too handsome and would be hooked up by those old women, what should he do?

At that time, I will call you Uncle Lu, what do you think of me?

Ling Shi couldn't help laughing out loud after seeing that scene in his brain, and he was too good at thinking, how long would it take!He's already thought about it that far.

Ling Shi couldn't help laughing out loud, turned on the shower, water poured down from the top of his head, Ling Shi washed happily, but didn't expect danger.

Lu Yi has a copy of the keys for the whole family. Lu Yi took the key and opened the door directly, and locked the door. He didn't know whether he should say Ling Shi was stupid or too naive. Where did he think he could escape to?Or do I not sleep with him at night, or do I feel like I can bully him after my temper has improved over the past few years?

Lu Yi was turning the key in his hand, he cleaned his face downstairs before coming up, Ling Shi had already finished taking a shower, and was about to come out after wiping his hair.

Lu Yi opened the door abruptly, and smiled sweetly at Ling Shi after seeing Ling Shi.

Ling Shi hurriedly backed up a few steps, it was never good for Lu Yi to smile like this, he was already angry if he could smile like this, Ling Shi swallowed a mouthful of saliva, it was over.

"Yiyi, hahahahaha, take a bath! Wash slowly, I'm done, it's your turn." Ling Shi said haha, and was about to leave. When he walked to Lu Yi, Lu Yi directly took Ling Shi Pushing it back, Ling Shi looked at Lu Yi with a crying face.

"I was wrong, Yiyi, I was really wrong, I was so wrong, I was so wrong, how could I make such an unforgivable mistake, I want to beat myself up, really, I unacceptable."

Ling Shi's apology has become a habit, and the words of apology come at his fingertips, he doesn't even need to type a draft, and he can say it without even thinking about it.

"Yiyi, I don't expect you to forgive me, I hope you can take care of yourself, don't get angry because of me, I don't deserve you, Yiyi, I love you, so I will do anything for you of."

Ling Shi gently held Lu Yi's hand. Lu Yi sneered, and slapped Ling Shi's hand away. He doesn't like this now. He has heard Ling Shi's words too much, and he is numb. Don't It was useless to think that he could be fooled by this.

"Is it fun? Just now, huh?" Lu Yi squeezed his hands, kneading his knuckles, Ling Shi took a step back, and immediately shook his head.

"How can it be fun? It's not fun, it's not fun, it's not fun at all, I'm just playing around, hahahahaha, look, this shower is so cute, I've never found it so cute before."

Ling Shi stroked the shower "gently", Lu Yi looked at him expressionlessly.

Ling Shi closed his eyes, the so-called wealth and honor come from danger, since it has been said so, right? Wealth must be obtained by oneself, so it is better for him to be self-reliant.

Ling Shi closed his eyes fiercely and kissed Lu Yi, grabbed Lu Yi's clothes, and bumped into Lu Yi directly, not hitting himself but bumping Lu Yi.

Lu Yi covered his mouth, he tasted his own blood, and the veins on Lu Yi's forehead bulged.

Ling Shi is really dead, this is different from his wealth insurance, this is not wealth insurance at all, this is deliberately seeking death!

Ling Shi wanted to run, but Lu Yi grabbed Ling Shi's collar and pulled it back, Lu Yi licked his lower lip.

"It seems to be really fun, right? Huh? Since it's so fun, why don't we play now?" Lu Yi raised his hand, Ling Shi closed his eyes, and before the fist landed on him, Ling Shi felt the world malice to oneself.

After Lu Yi finished beating Ling Shi, he directly drove Ling Shi out of the room, and let Ling Shi go to the guest room to sleep alone. The night alone is lonely, deserted, lonely, and cold.

Especially for someone who has just been beaten, it is unimaginable.

Dudu and grandma woke up very early, saw Ling Shi come out of the guest room, and knocked on the door of Lu Yi's room, but before Lu Yi opened the door, Lu Yi got angry when he knocked and knocked, telling Ling Shi to get out of here.

Ling Shi took a disposable toothbrush to brush his teeth, and when he sat across from Dudu, Dudu saw the bruises on the corners of Ling Shi's mouth and eyes and understood everything, and Ling Shi got angry with Lu Yi's father again.

After taking a sip of porridge in my belly, I burped a little, and I was about to go to school.

"Lu Yi's father is not easy to coax, why don't you give him another spank? Just in case." Dudu had a bad idea and was about to leave, leaving Ling Shi alone on the dining table, Ling Shi cried.

Son, don't go, dad is scared alone, your mother, no, your dad is too scary, he's scared!

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When they get older, I won't write about grandma getting old and leaving emmmm. Grandma is too nice to write about.