Bend the squad leader count me as a loser

Today is a party, a party between four couples and eight people. Fu Sheng and Zhu Nian were the first to arrive in the private room of the bar. Seeing that no one came, Fu Sheng actually dragged Zhu Nian to do it once. Zhu Nian's stand was unstable, and Fu Sheng made Zhu Nian clamp down.

Zhu Nian gave Fu Sheng a hard look, he is an old man who is already in his third year, and he is still so unscrupulous.

Among the four couples, only Zhou Zheng and Jiang Zhi didn't have children. The reason was simple. It was annoying. They didn't like children, and they thought children were a monster. Besides, the family didn't rush two people, so these two Don't panic at all.

The other three couples were in good agreement, and none of them brought their own little devils.

The first pair to arrive was Zhu Nian and Fu Sheng, the second pair was Zhou Zheng and Jiang Zhi, and the third pair was Lu Jimin and Zhou Qiqi.

In the end, it was Ling Shi and Lu Yi who came late, Lu Jimin, Fu Sheng, and Zhou Zheng sat on the drinking side, Zhu Nian, Jiang Zhi, and Zhou Qiqi sat on the chatting side.

Zhu Nian thought that Lu Yi was coming back, but when he saw Ling Shi walking towards them without hesitation, Lu Yi went to the drinking side.

"Ling Shi, don't you think you've gone to the wrong place? You should go to Fu Sheng's place." Zhu Nian's tone was as disgusting as he wanted.

"That's right, call Lu Yi over here." Zhou Qiqi ate a strawberry in his mouth, and nodded to Lu Yi who was sitting there with his chin.

Ling Shi looked at Jiang Zhi, who raised her head stupidly.

"Me? I still want Lu Yi." Jiang Zhi said in a baby voice.

Why did Ling Shi forget that the three zeros sitting here are all good friends of Lu Yi, no, isn't Zhu Nian his best friend?

"No, aren't you on my side?" Ling Shi was suddenly confused, Zhu Nian is his good brother!Why did you help Lu Yi speak?

"Ever since you chose to be the one above, when you chose to be one, we are not people from the same world, and you are what you want." Zhu Nian chose to drive home when Fu Sheng was drunk. do not drink.

"I...I just sat here today." Ling Shi directly pushed Zhou Qiqi and Jiang Zhi who were leaning together to sit between them, eating the strawberry in front of Zhou Qiqi.

"Can you show some face?" Zhu Nian slapped Ling Shi on the back, and Ling Shi looked at Zhu Nian quietly.

"Don't talk about me, look at yourself, you haven't moved a bit from the beginning to the end, your clothes are wrinkled! Didn't you have any clues about what we did before we came? And you said, can you show some face? " Zhu Nian was powerless to refute Ling Shi's words.

The eight of them are all about to turn 30. No, except for one person, Lu Jimin, who is already over [-]. In order to commemorate turning [-] soon, they come to a party. As for why Lu Jimin came, they don’t know, and they don’t know. Dare to ask!

There is no sense of disobedience when Lu Yi sits between the three 1s, and there is no sense of disobedience when Ling Shi sits between the three 0s.

Lu Yi drank with them, and the three of them suddenly started complaining.

"When I got the certificate with Zhu Nian, I was very happy. I mentioned it on the first day, and went abroad to get the certificate the next day. I was so happy at that time! Now it is not a tigress, but a male tiger. When I was chasing me You can't be too soft, now tell me to kick you with your feet." Fu Sheng took a sip of his wine and sighed.

"You can tell the one in my family by looking at his appearance. Look at his muscles all his life. I was in the army. Sometimes he beat me to death." Zhou Zheng continued, as if echoing Like Fu Sheng, he also took a sip of wine.

Lu Yi looked at Lu Jimin, waiting for him to complain, Lu Jimin was stunned for a moment, and put down his glass.

"The one in my family? It's hard to say. Really, he looks docile at ordinary times. He is the petite and cutest one among the four. He is the scariest one when he moves his hands. I remember I quarreled with him once and said In a word, don't bother me, he stood by the bed with a fruit knife and looked at me that night, and he didn't scare me to death."

Lu Jimin still has lingering fears when he thinks about it now, who can resist being so scared, standing beside your bed with a knife, and you say it's not scary.

Fu Sheng, Zhou Zheng, and Lu Jimin all stared at Lu Yi for a while, but Lu Yi was stunned for a moment with his hand holding the wine glass, and suddenly stood up.

"I'll call Ling Shi over." Lu Yi walked over there, directly lifted Ling Shi's collar, and let him pass.

Ling Shi was at a loss and sat down at that table, and the three of them repeated what they had just said, complained again, and Ling Shi slapped the table.

"Let me tell you, really, Lu Yi and I were the first to be together, and also the first to be together. You don't know how miserable I am. Lu Yi knows Muay Thai, Taekwondo, and self-defense. I was fucked by him. You know it's a joke?"

Ling Shi changed his sitting position and lowered his voice, he was afraid that Lu Yi would hear him.

"Last time I forgot to sweep up Dumbla's shit. As soon as Lu Yi came back from work, his face turned black. I was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and he picked it up for me and threw it into the toilet, beating me up." , was beaten so badly that I couldn’t even get up on the toilet, and was locked in the toilet all night, let me try to see if the toilet stinks.”

When it comes to bitterness, Ling Shi is really the kind who keeps talking about the last day without stopping.

When the three of them heard what Ling Shi said, their hearts suddenly regained their balance, and they all looked back at the four people sitting there before turning back again.

"God knows that the four of us know about this matter, and the people over there must not let them know." Ling Shi raised his hand to swear, but saw the other three people looking like they had eaten shit.

"Why, what's the matter?" Ling Shi suddenly felt something was wrong, wasn't it fine just now?

"Just now we complained to Lu Yi about Zhu Nian, Jiang Zhi and Zhou Qiqi." Fu Sheng felt that he might die if he went back tonight, so he drank a sip of wine first to calm his shock.

"You don't have to be afraid, Lu Yi won't say it, you have to trust Lu Yi's mouth, he will never say it." Ling Shi made a promise, if you don't believe anything else, just this, Lu Yi can't say it.

Zhu Nian saw the four men turning their heads to look at them just now, and bumped Lu Yi with his elbow.

"Lu Yi, did they say anything bad about us when you were sitting there just now?" Zhu Nian felt that Fu Sheng must have said something.

"No." Lu Yi ate strawberries calmly, just like Ling Shi said, and didn't sell them.

"Why do I not believe it so much?" Zhu Nian looked at Fu Sheng's back, Fu Sheng felt cold sweat on his back, Lu Yi don't really say it.

"I gave Fu Sheng a surprise today." When Zhu Nian said it, Lu Yi's hand paused.

"What surprise?" Zhou Qiqi asked curiously from the side, and Jiang Zhi also turned her head at the same time.

"It must be something fun!" Zhu Nian held his chin, and he understood everything he said.

Fu Sheng tugged Ling Shi's sleeve lightly, Ling Shi looked at Fu Sheng, knocking melon seeds in his mouth.

"I always feel that Zhu Nian is talking about me. Is it true that your family, Lu Yi, won't tell him what I said? Why am I a little scared." Fu Sheng felt that since Lu Yi passed by, he had been staring at him from behind, His hairs are standing up, maybe it's because of his heart, but Fu Sheng always feels that wishing the New Year will give him something.

"I swear, five, six, seven will do. It's absolutely impossible for me to say what I want. I've been with him since we're 30 years old. How can I not understand him?" Ling Shi spat out. The melon seed shell in the mouth.

He didn't choose to drink. Lu Yi drank just now, and if he drank again, who would drive the car.

"Zhou Zheng, don't you two really plan to have a surrogate?" Ling Shi thought that he would be 30 years old, and it would be too late if he didn't have another child.

"No, it's troublesome. A child is a devil. Whoever wants a child is an idiot." Zhou Zheng offended three people after finishing his sentence.

Zhou Zheng saw that the staring eyes of the other three people could eat him up.

"I'm not talking about you, I just think that Jiang Zhi and I are not suitable for having children. After I retired from the army, I have been traveling all over the world with him for the past two years. How can we travel if we have children?"

What Zhou Zheng said was the truth, neither he nor Jiang Zhi mentioned it, and neither of them thought about having a child.

"What about you? Have you ever thought about having a second child?" Zhou Zheng looked at Fu Shengling and Lu Jimin.

The three of them shook their heads in unison.

"One is enough. Really, we have managed to raise our children without disturbing them. If we want another one now, it will be asking for trouble." Fu Sheng shook his head quickly, and the other two nodded in agreement.

One child is enough, why do you need so many, not to form a basketball team.

"I feel that Zhu Nian is very enthusiastic recently. You know, he can play with everything, such as sexy clothes, role-playing, and props. He can play all over, and he is very enthusiastic." Fu Sheng said firmly. The other three people were severely hit.

Lu Yi, just by looking at his appearance, he knew that he couldn’t be someone who played with these things. Ling Shi played with him, the kind that could beat Ling Shi to death. If he walked outside, he would think that Lu Yi was attacking, let alone saying that he was not interesting. .

Jiang Zhi, a tough guy with a small milky voice, although he is not that tough, but with his muscles, what kind of fun can he play with, Zhou Zheng can't imagine that picture.

Zhou Qiqi is the most suitable person for this kind of play, like a girl, but Lu Jimin never dared to make such a request, for fear that he would stand by his bed with a fruit knife in the middle of the night.

What Fu Sheng just said has caused public outrage. They can only make up things in their heads. Fu Sheng almost performed it two or three times a week.

If Lu Yi can be like that, Ling Shi must die on him.

Ling Shi, Zhou Zheng, and Lu Jimin looked back at their daughter-in-law, sighed and turned around, the three of them clinked glasses, Ling Shi forgot the principle of not drinking, and drank the glass of wine.

"Life is miserable!" The three of them spoke in unison, which attracted the attention of the other side, and Lu Yi's cough made Ling Shi instantly stiff.

The author has something to say

I always feel that the combination of the four attacks is the feeling of a cross talk hahahahaha

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