Bend the squad leader count me as a loser

Ling Shi suddenly appeared at the door, blocked Lu Yi, turned Lu Yi's face away, touched Lu Yi's collarbone by the way, and retracted it as if nothing had happened.

"Yiyi, the kitchen is such a place full of fireworks, how can you come, wait until I'm done." Ling Shi took Lu Yi to sit on the sofa, and returned to the kitchen.

The lump of steak on the cutting board could no longer be seen in its original shape, it was really horrible, Ling Shi threw it into the trash can, took another one out, followed the method on Baidu again, this time Ling Shi understood, let's do it Lighten up.

The third step is to marinate with steak powder for 15 minutes, steak powder?What, it's okay, it shouldn't matter, just put it in the pot.

The fourth step is to pour olive oil into the pot. While looking at the phone, Ling Shi turned on the natural gas, put the pot on, found the olive oil in the cupboard, and poured it in. It should be enough.

Ling Shi nodded, watched the oil boil and carefully put the steak in. The steak was a little watery and exploded in the oil. Ling Shi frantically used a shovel to cover the splashed oil.

Fry on high heat for 2 minutes, then turn it over. Ling Shi held the shovel and kept his body far away, for fear of being splashed with oil again. Ling Shi turned the steak over and found that the steak was burnt.

Ling Shi scratched his head, it should be edible, Ling Shi grabbed the handle of the pot, poured the steak into the plate, put broccoli and tomato slices on it, ah, he is such a genius, he cooked it so well the first time.

For the next dish, corn and shrimp soup, Ling Shi directly took out the pressure cooker, put in the water, corn and shrimp and seasonings, and boiled on high heat.

Ling Shi went out and looked for wine glasses and red wine in the restaurant, how could he eat steak without red wine, and if Lu Yi was drunk, cough cough cough, it would be another result.

Ling Shi was looking for red wine, completely forgetting that there was a pressure cooker on the air. Lu Yi was watching TV in the living room, but suddenly there was an explosion, and the TV suddenly went off.

Ling Shi walked over with the red wine, and hid under the table in the restaurant when he heard the explosion.

Lu Yi walked towards the kitchen with a dark face, it was really... horrible, not only was the kitchen table a mess, but after the pressure cooker exploded, all the soup and water exploded on it.

Not far away, there were two plates of objects that were so dark that they couldn't see their shapes. Lu Yi clenched his fists, turned around and saw Ling Shi who wanted to run away.

"You still want to run?" Lu Yi grabbed Ling Shi's collar and pulled it over, sneering twice.

"No, I didn't! I want to go and see what's going on with the wires. Did you blow up the circuit just now? I'll go and have a look." Ling Shi found a reason to get rid of Lu Yi's hand, and Lu Yi stretched his muscles.

"Look? No need, I think it's more important for us to have a good talk, right?" Lu Yi kicked Ling Shi in the stomach, and Ling Shi was kicked by Lu Yi on the toilet door.

Ling Shi knew that he was doomed, and now he couldn't run if he didn't run. Lu Yi stood in front of Ling Shi and kicked Ling Shi sideways into the toilet.

Lu Yi closed the door of the toilet. After all, people's ugliness should not be publicized, and it is suitable for Ling Shi's body.

"Ah! Yiyi, you can't hit your face! It hurts, it hurts, you can't hit your kidneys, I want to give you a sexual blessing!!!"

Ling Shi's screams finally stopped under Lu Yi's fist. Lu Yi walked out of the toilet refreshed and saw the kitchen again. He suddenly felt uncomfortable again and got angry.

Lu Yi turned around and walked into the toilet, Ling Shi hadn't recovered yet and saw Lu Yi walking into the toilet again.

Ling Shi trembled, sat on the ground and backed away, Lu Yi slowly walked towards Ling Shi, twisted his neck, Ling Shi's eyes suddenly went dark.

"You, you, what are you going to do? Me, let me tell you, me, me, me, I'm not easy to bully, ah! Damn it!"

When Lu Yi came out of the toilet again, he had already controlled his emotions, took out his mobile phone, and asked professionals to help.

"Hi! The pressure cooker at home exploded, yes, I don't know where it exploded, the circuit was broken, um, okay, No. 168, [-]th Floor, Unit [-], Building [-], Zhongxin Apartment, yes, it's okay, thank you"

Lu Yi put down the phone and closed the kitchen door. He didn't want to look at it anymore, otherwise he couldn't help but hit Ling Shi again. Lu Yi thought the property manager had the keys, and there was nothing to steal at home, so we'll start with dinner and lodging today. Go to the hotel for one night.

Lu Yi packed clothes, toothbrushes, cups and chargers in his backpack and prepared to spend the night in the hotel.

I don't know when Ling Shi struggled to come over from the toilet, and he couldn't bear to look at that face anymore.

"Yiyi, are you going to live outside?" Ling Shi's swollen eyes suddenly lit up, as if he saw hope.

"Yeah..." Maybe it was because Ling Shi looked so miserable, Lu Yi burst out with compassion, and reluctantly answered Ling Shi.

"If you don't mind, you can go to my house. My house has a lot of guest rooms. I will never make you angry again. If you tell me to go east, I dare not go west. How about going to my house?"

Ling Shi's swollen face couldn't hide his wretched expression. Lu Yi looked at his fists. Even if he went to Ling Shi's house, Ling Shi wouldn't dare to do what he wanted to do. After all, a dog has been beaten twice. I dare not.

"I want a clean room." Lu Yi put on his backpack, and after taking one look at Ling Shi, he didn't want to take a second look. It's ugly, although he caused it.

"No problem" You can do whatever you want in the main room, Ling Shi thought shyly, but in fact he is still looking forward to sleeping with Yiyi, if Yiyi agrees.

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Tsk tsk tsk, we're going to live together, it's not my style not to do anything.