Bend the squad leader count me as a loser

"You fucking laughing fart! You know a hammer, you dead dog!" Ling Shi threw the water all over Ah-Dai, and Ah-Dai walked in front of Ling Shi, shaking the water on his body, and returned all the water on his body to Ling Shi.

It was the first time that Lu Yi saw such a humane dog, and he knew how to taunt people and return them.

Ling Shi raised his hand to hit Ah-Dai, but Ah-Dai immediately hid beside Lu Yi, shrank in front of Lu Yi, bit Lu Yi's trousers with his mouth, and looked at Lu Yi with aggrieved eyes.

"You know you've called for rescuers!" Ling Shi had never seen a dog like Duan before.

He has worked so hard to raise this dog for three years, but what about it?But to abandon oneself at any time and fall into the arms of others, the key is that this person is still his wife, this is his wife!

Ling Shi kicked Ah-Dai away, hugged Lu Yi, and smiled provocatively at Ah-Dai.

Duan aimed at Ling Shi, and wanted to rush to bite him, Ling Shi ran out of the kitchen, Dui chased them out, Lu Yi looked at them, and felt that if the future was like this, it would actually be pretty good.

Lu Yi smiled and cooked the meal, and specially chopped meat and rice for Ah-Dai and placed it in front of Ah-Dai. Ah-Dai let out a cry of excitement and ate the food in the bowl.

Ling Shi picked up his chopsticks. This was the first time he ate a meal made by Yiyi, and I hope it wasn't the last time. It looks so delicious, it shouldn't kill anyone.

Ling Shi took a bite as if he was on the battlefield, his eyes lit up instantly, what the hell is Lu Yi.

Why can I know everything, not only good-looking, good grades, good figure, and delicious cooking, I can't find any faults.

To be able to marry Lu Yi in this life is simply a blessing from the ancestors.

Ling Shi devoured the food made by Lu Yi, he looked like someone who had never eaten in eight lifetimes, his food was horrible.

"I'll go back after I'm done eating, and the maintenance person sent a message saying that it has been repaired, and let the housekeeper clean it up."

Lu Yi remembered the news he had just received while cooking, and told Ling Shi that Lu Yi froze as soon as Ling finished speaking, and his mouth was so full that he forgot to chew the rice.

Looking at Lu Yi stupidly, a piece of rice fell out of his mouth.

"How can you go, you can't go, you must be at my house, I will die if you go, I can't live without you, Yiyi! You are my life! What should I do if you go away, God ah!"

Ling Shi finished chewing the food in his mouth and swallowed it, hugged Lu Yi, crying like the sky was about to fall, Lu Yi pushed Ling Shi away helplessly, this man's insanity happened again, the scene was really real many.

"Shut up, you, it's okay if you don't leave." Lu Yi was kissed just after he finished speaking, and when he saw Ling Shi's plot succeeded, he laughed and continued eating.

As long as Lu Yi doesn't leave, he can do anything. He wants to spend a wonderful National Day with Lu Yi, if there is no homework.

The premise is that there is no homework. As soon as Ling Shi finished eating and washing the dishes, Lu Yi grabbed him to do his homework.

Ling Shi didn't expect that there would be homework in the backpack that Lu Yi brought back, so couldn't this person have a good time playing?Why are you saying this at such a good time.

Lu Yi forced Ling Shi to do homework, how could Ling Shi write these things, even the chemistry, physics and mathematics student in the last final exam copied a few questions from others?How embarrassing it would be to count down the age.

"Yiyi, I..." Ling Shi wanted to plead with Lu Yi, but Lu Yi glanced at Ling Shi lightly, and Ling Shi shut up and obediently did his homework.

Seeing Ling Shi's reluctance, Lu Yi suddenly stood up, took out the shirt from his backpack and walked into the toilet.

"I need to change clothes to do my homework!" Ling Shi didn't understand the world of a top student, so he could only take advantage of Lu Yi and walked into the bathroom, and quickly copied Lu Yi's answer.

After Lu Yi walked out, Ling Shi pretended nothing happened and worked on the calculations.

"Can you do it?" Lu Yi sat next to Ling Shi, changed into a white shirt with an air of abstinence, so good-looking that he wanted people to tear off his clothes.

"Then I will definitely do it, such a simple question" Ling Shi said stubbornly, no matter what, you can't lose face, right?

"Really?" Lu Yi asked slowly, stretched out his hand and unbuttoned the top button first, revealing his slender and fair neck, and his Adam's apple. Ling Shi felt his mouth dry when he saw it.

Ling Shi saw the note on Lu Yi's neck, which said math problems.

"There are ten tricks in total. Let's see how much you can untie and how much I can take off. Shall I try?" Lu Yi stretched out his collar and looked at Ling Shi, with an evil smile on his lips.

"I have to try!" Ling Shi covered his nose, he didn't expect Lu Yi to come up with this idea, this is simply torture, even if he can't, he should try it, okay?

Ling Shi looked at the small note on Lu Yi's neck, and quickly figured out the answer. Lu Yi hooked his fingers and tore off the note, and continued to undo a button, revealing the collarbone, and there was also a question on it.

Ling Shi picked up a pen and quickly calculated. Thanks to Ling Shi's good foundation, he was able to solve these basic problems.

Lu Yi continued to untie the buttons, and the questions on the bottom became more and more difficult. It took Ling Shi a long time to calculate the question on the chest, and it was already the fifth question, which was on the lower abdomen.

Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to a certain position, Ling Shi was excited, but at such a critical moment, he found that his brain was not enough!

He couldn't do it anymore, he couldn't even read it, Ling Shi's hand holding the pen was sweating, such a good opportunity, if you lose it once, there will be no second time.

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