Bend the squad leader count me as a loser

"Impossible..." Lu Yi pushed Ling Shi's face away, and walked in front first, seemingly angry, but actually extremely shy.

Ling Shi sighed, his mind was like a stubborn rock that didn't make sense, no matter what, it hurts.

Ling Shi followed behind Lu Yi dejectedly, pulled Lu Yi's sleeves, and walked slowly, how long did it take for him to wake up!

Can't, can't, take the initiative?Liao is so mad!

When returning to the classroom, Ling Shi said nothing to let Lu Yi go back, and stood in front of Lu Yi, like an angry child, blocking Lu Yi firmly.

"What are you going crazy about?" Lu Yi stood on the stairs, looking at Ling Shi on the steps.

"Class starts in 10 minutes." Ling Shi glanced at his watch, hinting at the direction.

"I know now, get out of the way" Lu Yi said and was about to push Ling Shi up the stairs, but Ling Shi stood in front of Lu Yi, but refused to let him go, Lu Yi felt that Ling Shi wanted to be beaten.

"No, I've hinted at you like this, why haven't you seen it yet?" Ling Shi didn't know how Lu Yi's brain grew, and why he didn't know anything about feelings.

"What did you hint to me?" Lu Yi looked at Ling Shi amusedly, and Ling Shi just said that there are 10 minutes left for class, is this a hint?What does this imply?

"I said there are still 10 minutes to class, don't you see what I'm thinking?" Ling Shi pointed at himself and questioned Lu Yi, who frowned.

"I'm not the roundworm in your stomach, I know what a fart." Lu Yi pushed Ling Shi away in annoyance, not lifting the hurt thing.

"You, you, you..." Ling Shi read behind Lu Yi, Lu Yi turned around and punched Ling Shi, raising his fist threateningly.

"Shut up" Lu Yi felt upset, if he wasn't at school now, he would have beaten Ling Shi long ago, really.

Ling Shi could only keep his mouth shut obediently, if he hadn't been at school, he would have thrown Lu Yi down right now, it seemed that Lu Yi was still so angry at him.

Lu Yi and Ling Shi walked into the classroom one after the other. There were four classes in the afternoon in the third year of senior high school, and get out of class ended at ten o'clock in the evening for evening self-study. Lu Yi was a bit of a clean freak and didn't like to live in the dormitory, so he applied to run through the school.

This is the note Zhu Nian quietly handed to Ling Shi just after Ling Shi sat down. Ling Shi glanced at it and thought that he didn't want to go to school, so what school did he live in?

Ling Shi took advantage of the last 5 minutes to rush to Lao Tao's office. Lao Tao was packing his books and planning to come to class, when Ling Shi rushed in and hugged his legs.

Old Tao's plump body trembled, and he leaned against the table behind to stabilize himself.

"What are you going to do, brat? My old bones can't bear your tossing." Lao Tao supported his waist, and he would be useless if he came a few more times.

Ling Shixu knelt on the ground and hugged Lao Tao's thigh.

"Second Uncle! Second Uncle! I thought about it for a long time today before I think I should say, Second Uncle, I want to go to school." After Ling Shi finished speaking, he looked at Lao Tao anxiously.

Old Tao slapped Ling Shi's head so hard that Ling Shi's eyes were dazzled.

"You really remember that every time you come out, you go out once! Go to school, what a fart you are, and live in school for me." Lao Tao kicked Ling Shi but did not kick Ling Shi away.

"Second uncle, I have really thought about it for a long time. In my family, my brother is helpless. He is alone in my apartment. I really can't bear to see him like that, and my dog Dumb, it's a single dog, it's at home every day, and no one takes care of it, what can it do!"

Ling Shi covered his face, his acting skills broke out, and he started to fake cry. While fake crying, he wiped his snot on Lao Tao's right trouser leg. By the way, he felt disgusted and ran to his left trouser leg to fake cry.

"Can you pull me here? Fu Sheng wants you to accompany him? He wants you to take care of him? Don't worry about your dog. If there is really no one to take care of it, I will come."

Lao Tao put down his bold words and Ling Shi immediately stood up.

"You said it!" Ling Shi couldn't be happier when he heard this sentence, dumb!This time your dad's happiness depends on you.

"I said it" Lao Tao patted his chest to assure, isn't it just Erha, and I haven't heard that it demolished Ling Shi's house, which means it's a good dog.

"You issue a leave note, I'll bring him right away, and you can take it back tonight." Ling Shi wished that Lao Tao would take it back quickly, because it's time for Dumb to show off his skills.

"Okay, just drive and bring your dog. The guard won't let you bring the dog in later. You call me. Don't think I don't know that you haven't handed in your mobile phone." Lao Tao immediately went to call Ling Shi He took the leave note and asked Ling Shi to bring the dog back. Lao Tao signed his name and handed it to Ling Shi.

"Okay!" Ling Shi burst into laughter holding the slip, and followed Lao Tao into the classroom. It had been 2 minutes since the class, Ling Shi returned to his seat, signed his name on the slip, and wrote it out. time and reason.

"Yiyi, is there anything you want me to bring?" Ling Shi quietly asked Lu Yi, who glanced at Ling Shi and shook his head.

"Then I'll bring you some casually." Ling Shi smiled foolishly, making Lu Yi laugh.

"Ling Shi, you have to walk fast, if you don't walk, you'll fall down, what are you doing to influence others?" Every time Lao Tao looked at Ling Shi and smiled at Lu Yi like this, he felt uncomfortable, as if Ling Shi wanted to teach Lu Yi badly, something was wrong.

"Why didn't you say bring me something back?" Zhu Nian didn't move his mouth, but made a sound. Zhu Nian felt that he had been treated unfairly, why Lu Yi was treated so well and he was treated so poorly.

"Shut up, you want a fart" Ling Shi took the leave note and left directly from the back door of the classroom, and blew a kiss to Lu Yi before leaving.

Zhu Nian's disgusting goosebumps arose when he was attacked by Ling, Lu Yi lowered his head and smiled, his face was expressionless when he looked up, but the smile in his eyes couldn't be concealed.

"Students, today we are going to talk about the routine of ancient poems for the college entrance examination..."

When Ling Shi walked out of the school gate, he felt that the air was fresh, and he took a deep breath, ah!This is simply heaven!

Ling Shi took a taxi home, and his face was all smiles on the way.

"Young man, are you playing truant?" The driver saw Ling Shi's smile in the rearview mirror, and subconsciously felt that Ling Shi was smiling contentedly after playing truant.

"How is it possible? I took a leave of absence and went home." Ling Shi felt that playing truant could not be suitable for him. He would never play truant, okay?

If Lao Tao heard this, he would laugh out loud, Ling Shi didn't play truant?That is rarer than a sow climbing a tree.

"So there is someone you like? Are you with the person you like?" The driver knows the current students. There is a child in his family. The child tells him everything, but he doesn't know anything.

"Yes, but he didn't agree! It's not that he didn't agree, he just kept saying to see my performance, uncle, what do you think is the reason for this?" Ling Shi scratched his head and lay on the back of the driver and asked him.

"That's probably because you still have something that makes her dissatisfied. Girls, they are all here to be coaxed. My boy's girlfriend, ouch! This is coquettish. If you don't eat this thing, you can't eat that thing." , the last time I came to our house, I cooked a table of dishes, and she still hated it."

The driver poured out bitterness to Ling Shi as he said that, he is an enlightened father, what time is it now, it's okay to fall in love.

It's just that he told his son first that he felt that he was still young and didn't want to be a grandfather for the time being, so just don't kill him.

"I think I'm good everywhere! I don't have any bad things. I'll give whatever I want, and he doesn't object to me kissing him!" Ling Shi couldn't understand why he was so good. of.

"This is what you don't know. I have driven a lot of students in this school, and I have seen a lot of them. Those children, who started kissing as soon as they got in the car, ouch! I am afraid that I will have the eye of a needle."

The driver laughed while talking, and Ling Shi looked at him, thinking that the driver's mentality was too good.

"I've seen so many broken-hearted people. They cried in the car. They were full of snot and tears. It hurts to see them all. They are all asking why they abandoned me. Isn't this a white question? Abandon without feelings up"

The driver looked at it thoroughly, and he didn't want to be a 50-[-]-year-old uncle at all.

"You have to find out what she likes. Whatever he likes, you just follow suit. That's fine."

The driver drove into the door of Lingshi's apartment and looked at the report.

"Here we are, 62 yuan" The driver showed the report to Ling Shi, and Ling Shi got off after paying the money.

"Eh!"

The driver stopped Ling Shi suddenly, and Ling Shi turned to look at the driver.

"Hold on if you like it!" The driver encouraged Ling Shi, Ling Shi nodded and entered the apartment with a smile.

Ling Shi walked into the elevator and pressed the number of elevator floors. Ling Shi stood in the elevator and looked at the numbers that changed layer by layer. He thought about it!I just don't know what the road is thinking.

"Ding"

Ling Shi stepped out of the elevator, walked to the front of his house, and unlocked the door with his fingerprints. As soon as the door was closed, Duan rushed over and threw Ling Shi to the ground.

"You dead dog, you always jump at me." Ling Shi sat up and pushed Ah-Dai away. Ah-Dai licked Ling Shi's palm, and rubbed his big head against Ling Shi's chest.

Duan looked at Ling Shi aggrievedly, and Ling Shi immediately understood, and stood up to get dog food for Duan.

Ling Shi poured the dog food into Ah-Dai's bowl, and Ah-Dai ate it humbly. Ling Shi stroked its big head and kissed it.

This moment dumbfounded Dumb, he even forgot to eat the dog food, and looked at Ling Shi foolishly.

"Baby! Let me tell you, it's time for you to show off. Later, you go to the second uncle's house and show your ability to tear down the house. If you do well, I will bring you back in one night, and you will be popular." Drink spicy ones, otherwise, you can wait to eat leftovers later!"

With such a threat from Ling Shi, Duan had a particularly long reflex arc, and it took him a long time to react, and his eyeballs rolled.

It is still clear to eat a meal and eat a lifetime. Duan shook his ears, and Ling Shi immediately knew that Duan understood, and hugged Dumb in his arms.

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My god, you want me to drive, and today the chapter title was driven for a while, and the whole chapter was rejected, why don't we make it a little more cryptic?Or another one?

Valentine's Day Extra: What to do if the fever doesn't go away?Ask Ling Shi

When Ling Shi got up from the bed early in the morning, Lu Yi was still sleeping late. Ling Shi glanced at Lu Yi next to him who was still sleeping soundly. Ling Shi got up lightly, drew the curtains tightly, and went to the bathroom outside to wash up. Try not to wake up Lu Yi.

Seeing Ling Shi coming out, Ah-Dai immediately ran over wagging his tail. Ling Shi put his finger on his lips and asked Ah-Dai to keep his voice down so that he would not disturb Lu Yi.

Ling Shi walked into the bathroom to wash up, glanced at the phone, the note on it, Valentine's Day, was a surprise.

Ling Shi tidied up and walked out of the bathroom. Ling Shi and Lu Yi have been together for several years. Ling Shi felt that no matter how much he loved Lu Yi, how could it be possible?A lifetime is never enough.

Ling Shi put on his cotton-padded clothes and led Ah-Dai to open the door and walked out. Ling Shi first went to the French restaurant and told them that he had pre-ordered the Valentine's Day set menu a month earlier and delivered it to this apartment at nine o'clock in the evening.

Next was to buy gifts. Ling Shi ordered a men's bracelet in the jewelry store under his house. He designed it himself. Ling Shi felt that Lu Yi's hands were really suitable for wearing jewelry. His wrists were slender and fair. It's easy to hold.

Ling Shi went to the jewelry store to pick up the bracelet, the counter staff saw Ling Shi coming, and immediately took out the bracelet.

The bracelet was put in a jewelry box and handed to Ling Shi. Ling Shi took the jewelry box and opened it slowly. Inside was a sterling silver and diamond-studded bracelet, which was not feminine at all. Lu Yi likes simple things, and the ones designed by Ling Shi are also Simple.

The bracelet has eleven broken diamonds, apart from these, Ling Shi didn't let him design any tricks, otherwise Lu Yi would have to lose it to him.

Ling Shi took a bracelet and ordered something to hang around outside. Although it was February, it was still terribly cold, and Duan kept arching Ling Shi's legs.

Ling Shi knelt down and rubbed Duan's big head fiercely.

"I can't go back now, wait for the door to open at [-]:[-] p.m., and give Yiyi a surprise. I have everything ready."

Ling Shi rubbed Ah-Dai for a moment, and Ah-Dai agreed with two hums, and followed Ling Shi to wander outside.

Lu Yi didn't wake up until eleven o'clock. He called Ling Shi and found that his voice was hoarse. Ling Shi had tormented him so much last night. He rubbed his forehead. It was terrible, and he had a fever again. Ling Shi is a bastard. , can't you not torment him?

Lu Yi groped and got up and coughed, and found that Ling Shi had gone somewhere, and even ran away with Dumb. Ling Shi, a bastard, ran away after eating, which is really good.

Lu Yi got out of bed and leaned against the wall, feeling a foreign body sensation under his body. Frowning, Lu Yi went to the living room to pour himself a glass to moisten his throat, and couldn't help calling Ling Shi.

Ling Shi panicked when he saw the three big characters "wife and son" displayed on his phone, what should he do, in case Lu Yi asked him where he was going, how would he answer.

Ling Shi tremblingly picked up the phone, Lu Yi saw that he answered it, and immediately started cursing.

"Ling Shi, are you itchy or do you want to be beaten? Huh? I have a fever, get out of here." Lu Yi hung up the phone and lay down on the sofa after speaking.

Ling Shi's heart skipped a beat when he heard that, and he immediately took a taxi back. Today's plans were all in vain. When Ling Shi walked into the apartment building, he asked the driver to wait and come down immediately.

After Ling Shi went up, he immediately opened the door, saw Lu Yi fell asleep on the sofa, picked up Lu Yi's cotton coat, wrapped it up, hugged Lu Yi and went out.

Lu Yi opened his eyes a little and closed his eyes when he saw Ling Shi. Ling Shi didn't expect that he had brought that before, and he had a fever when he ejaculated it last night.

Taking a taxi to the hospital, Ling Shi gave the money and immediately ran into the hospital with Lu Yi in his arms.

"You don't need to look for it anymore." Ling Shi handed it to the driver without even looking at it. The driver looked at the 125 on the report, and then looked at the 100 Ling Shi gave. No, you are missing it!

Ling Shi went to register, see a doctor, and then prescribe medicine to get an IV drip. The doctor knew what was going on just by seeing Lu Yi and Ling Shi's posture. He had seen too much in these years.

"Be sure to clean up afterwards, don't worry about your own comfort." The doctor gave Ling a look, and Ling Shi kept nodding to show that he knew.

Ling Shi took Lu Yi to get an IV drip, which lasted until midnight, when Ling Shi touched Lu Yi's forehead, it was still burning, hey, this delicate person.

After Lu Yi finished the last bottle, Ling Shi picked up Lu Yi and walked towards an empty ward. After putting Lu Yi on the bed, he turned around and locked the door, turned on the air conditioner, and waited for the temperature to rise. , Ling Shi began to undress.

"What are you doing?" Lu Yi glanced at Ling Shi. After Ling Shi finished taking off, Lu Yi came to take off again. Lu Yi hit Ling Shi, but Ling Shi pretended not to know.

"The fever doesn't go away after dripping, let's try something else." Ling Shi leaned over and kissed Lu Yi's lips, Lu Yi's body was hot, and from the moment Ling Shi touched Lu Yi, he couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately stood up up.

Ling Shi caressed Lu Yi, and the place where Ling Shi's fingers passed seemed to be lit up, making Lu Yi tremble all over.

"No, hospital." Lu Yi pushed Ling Shi, and Ling Shi grabbed Lu Yi's hand and kissed it.

"It's okay, no one knows anyway, please keep your voice down." After Ling Shi finished speaking, his hand slowly slipped down. The place that was touched just last night is still not closed yet. Ling Shi helped Lu Yi kuozhang.

Lu Yi raised his neck uncomfortably, his whole body was pink, Ling Shi didn't like it so much, leaving marks one after another on Lu Yi's body.

Ling Shi felt that it was almost done, so he helped to go in somewhere, Lu Yi even curled up his toes in shame, Ling Shi waited for Lu Yi to get used to it before starting to move.

The temperature in the room rose, and the sweat on Ling Shi's forehead fell onto Lu Yi's face. Lu Yi's vision was hazy, and he could only see Ling Shi's handsome face clearly.

Ling Shi tossed Lu Yi hard for a long time, the voice of Lu Yi became hoarse after tossing, and he couldn't help falling asleep, Ling Shi came to fetch water to clean Lu Yi, watching Lu Yi hang down the hand beside the bed, the wrist was lingering. By then, Lui had already put on the bracelet.

Sure enough, he guessed right, Lu Yi is very suitable for this kind of bracelet, it looks very good.

Ling Shi was lying beside Lu Yi, the two of them were not wearing anything under the quilt, Ling Shi held Lu Yi in his arms, and when he touched Lu Yi, Ling Shi couldn't help it anymore, but for the sake of Lu Yi's health, Ling Shi was very angry. Hold back.

Ling Shi touched Lu Yi's forehead, hey, the fever has subsided, the fever has been going on for so long, isn't it very simple, after doing it once, the fever subsides, so he won't come to the hospital at all.

Ling Shi hugged Lu Yi and slept all night. The next morning, when Lu Yi woke up, he lay in Ling Shi's arms for a long time before he remembered what happened last night.

The nurses passing by outside heard the sound of abuse, screams, and punches and kicks coming from the ward. The nurses were hesitating whether to go in, but there was a sound.

"Your fever never went away, and it went away as soon as I had sex with you, but you still hit me"

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Cough cough cough, I wrote it for you, I hope there is no violation, when they are the first time, me!Officially write a car for you!

Quietly revealed that Ling Shi was the first time an attacker could cry.