Street office where the wind lives

"Borrowed, borrowed."

For three consecutive days, every day when Luan Zhou returned home, he had to go through five barriers in front of the door, separating the chattering aunts with one hand, and opening the door with the other hand. Fortunately, he discussed with the landlord when he moved in, and pretended With an anti-theft door, there is no way to prevent theft, but there is an extra layer of sound insulation, which successfully blocks the problems of the aunts outside the door.

There were two sheets of A4 paper side by side on the coffee table, and now another sheet was added, both of which were clipped to his door, with a few large characters painted on them with red paint.

The first day was "Go to hell", yesterday it was "I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost", and today a question came directly:

"Are you the devil?"

Luan Zhou buried his head in his palm and said helplessly, "Oh, girl, who is the devil between us?"

Luan Zhou is a student in university, but he basically plays truant like a mighty dragon. He hasn't attended a few professional classes, and he has disappeared from group classes. He caught a glimpse at the opening ceremony and got a "D big male god" title.

From then on, every time he appeared in school, he would be secretly photographed by some paparazzi lovers, and then posted on the campus forum, which would always attract many fans to follow up wildly.

It's just such a school grass-level person, who looks good on the surface, but actually can't even pay the rent.In case one day the newspaper headlines published the news that "a young man died of starvation in a rental house, his body was found decomposing for many days before being found by neighbors", he resolutely decided to run around for a living.

However, Comrade Luan disdained small tasks such as carrying dishes in restaurants and delivering couriers in dormitories.

Do you want to sleep beautiful?Do you want knightly pampering?Come and accompany you on the app, and a dedicated person will accompany you in plastic surgery 24 hours a day, so that you can feel at ease and become beautiful. ... Candidates: Cosmetic partner, between 18 and 30 years old, male, with good looks, with plastic surgery experience or related medical experience is preferred.Interested parties are welcome to call 0381-65779999, or bring your resume to No. 56 Nanjing Road for an interview.

The thumb stayed on the interface for a long time, until the screen automatically turned black, Luan Zhou came back to his senses, unlocked it again, took a screenshot, grabbed a couple of breakfasts at random, and then took a taxi to the interview address.

The destination was actually a hotel, and the house number written on the recruitment notice was actually the room number. Luan Zhou comforted himself at the door for a long time, "I'm here," before knocking on the door like a brave man.

Inside and outside the door, there are two worlds of ice and fire.

"I didn't expect that there are quite a lot of people applying for this wonderful position."

Luan Zhou glanced around, making sure that there was probably no other normal person in the room except himself.

The one squatting next to the TV was wearing a white vest that looked like an old man’s sweatshirt, and he was wearing high heels that measured [-] centimeters. He might have been waiting for a long time, and he was stamping his feet impatiently, with his thumb repeatedly rushing out. The edge of the fish mouth toe is frantically tested.

Looking at the row in the corridor again, their hair was dyed red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, just like the debut scene of the Cucurbit Brothers group.

Finally, in the toilet, two long-haired men were puffing into the toilet, and the exhaust fan was not turned on. The air in the already cramped room was terribly dirty.

Luan Zhou wiped his face and decided to squat in a corner and try not to have contact with these people.

But as the saying goes, if the mountain does not come, I will go to the mountain. A man who just finished the interview was about to go out. He was sitting in it just now, but Luan Zhou didn't pay attention. He walked by him, and then he glanced at him casually. Almost scared the ground.

This old man is even more evil than the monsters in this room. If you ignore the neckline that is about to be stretched by the chest muscles, he is wearing a sailor suit. Above the navy collar skirt is a big head like a kiwi. .A man should have a mixed-race gene, with deep eye sockets, a tall nose, but lush body hair...

Luan Zhou looked at him, and four big characters popped up in his mind - Vajra Barbie.

King Kong Barbie obviously also noticed Luan Zhou, and greeted him warmly like most foreign friends.

"Hey, boy. You are handsome!"

Luan Zhou's English level is average, and he passed the fourth level by relying on his senior high school background, but he still understood this sentence, and the other party praised him for being handsome.

Out of politeness, he replied against his will: Soareyou. He was about to end the conversation, but King Kong Barbie was too enthusiastic, and actually pulled him past him and walked towards the back room.

While walking, he shouted: "Hey, please stop for a while, take a look at this, handsome thief! He looks like the person you are looking for!"

Luan Zhou: ...So you can speak Chinese.

Vajra Barbie's hands were extremely strong, and she dragged him into the back room. Luan Zhou finally snatched his arm back from his hand, and found two people looking at him, a man and a woman, with several contracts spread out on the table in front of him. But the signer column is still blank.

Maybe it was because they were looking too much, but these two people looked very normal. Luan Zhou sat down with his cuffs completely wrinkled, and heard the two gasped.

Female: "This boy is so beautiful..."

Man: "Oh, you women are superficial!"

Female: "What's wrong, if I have plastic surgery, I'd like to let this handsome guy accompany me, it's much more reliable than your stinky husbands."

Male: "I went to get plastic surgery and still think about an affair. How many straight people are in this industry? What if they like men."

Luan Zhou: "..."

Luan Zhou felt that two arrows had been shot in his knee. One was that he was good-looking, and the other was that he liked men.

Luan Zhou couldn't stand someone pointing fingers at him, coughed twice, and the two of them immediately stopped.

The woman talked to him with a smile: "Little handsome guy, have you ever engaged in related occupations?"

Luan Zhou: "No."

Woman: "Uh...do you know about plastic surgery?"

Luan Zhou: "No."

Woman: "Have any relatives or friends had plastic surgery?"

Luan Zhou: "I don't know."

The woman wanted to ask more questions, but the man immediately jumped up at the table: "Hey, you don't know why you came here when you asked three times, and you don't bring your resume. Who are you putting on a bad face? If you don't want to fuck off, you recruit and I recruit Man!"

Luan Zhou thought that he was finally able to leave thanks to God, and said expressionlessly, "Then I will take my leave first."

Only two steps out, a hoarse voice came from behind: "Please stay!!!"

Man: "Prodigal girls, are you crazy? He doesn't know anything, why did you recruit him?"

Woman: "What's the matter, he looks good!"

man:"……"

The woman walked out from behind the table regardless of obstruction, and said to Luan Zhou:

"The monthly base salary is 3000, and there are commissions at different prices for different surgeries with customers. Double eyelids are 2000, rhinoplasty is 4000, liposuction is 1000 for each bed day, and the company is usually discharged within seven days. In addition, the private relationship with customers No interference at all."

She said with joy, and even elbowed Luan Zhou:

"How about a handsome guy? With your appearance, you can get enough kickbacks."

Luan Zhou wanted to say that I was thinking about it, but the man suddenly let out a loud snort from his nostrils, which made him change his mind immediately:

"I think it's ok. May I ask if the salary can be paid in advance? I'm renting a house and I'm in a hurry to use the money. Is the contract signed now?"

The woman couldn't close her mouth in Lele:

"Sign sign sign, please come here, handsome guy, you can download our app to pick up the job when you go back. If you upload a photo of yourself, you can blow up orders in a day. When the time comes, you can choose one of the customers and contact them yourself. That's fine, you don't need to go through the company."

Luan Zhou didn't look at it in detail, and directly signed and pressed his fingerprints. The woman was still chattering:

"My surname is Xie. This is my husband. You can call him Mr. Wu. Don't take it for granted that he has a bad temper. Our husband and wife set up this company mainly to help those who want to be beautiful but dare not tell their families Girls, plastic surgery is also an operation, so why should you be disliked by others. How much pressure is there for social competition now, don't you think..."

Luan Zhou didn't want to listen to her nagging, so he waved his hand and said:

"Okay, okay, Mr. Xie? I see, the main job is to accompany the girls to undergo plastic surgery. Compared with ordinary nurses, they also need to take care of their psychological problems and provide more counseling when necessary, right? I understand."

Ms. Xie had a sense of sight that she had won a capable person. She looked at Luan Zhou like she was looking at a cash cow. She not only dismissed the people waiting in the long queue outside for interviews, but also invited him to dinner.

Luan Zhou refused again and again before she gave up. Before leaving, she gave him a business card:

"Call me if you need something~"

Then she was pulled into the car by her husband without looking back.

Boss Wu stepped on the accelerator and walked away, spraying exhaust fumes on Luan Zhou's face.

......

"Let's go, little brother, brother treats you to a meal, let's see how skinny you are."

Standing on the curb in a daze, someone patted his shoulder suddenly, Luan Zhou dodged to the side reflexively, and saw someone coming—King Kong Barbie!

Luan Zhou wanted to say, big brother, with your appearance, I don't really want to have dinner with you.But he was really hungry and frightened all morning, so he gritted his teeth and agreed:

"Success, let's go to the ramen shop at the intersection."

Brother King Kong Barbie is also a straightforward person, and immediately exchanged WeChat with Luan Zhou, and the two have officially known each other:

"My name is Mario, and I'm from the Northeast of France. The Chinese food is so fucking delicious. After a few months of studying here, I'm going to be poor. Looking for a cut, I want to find a job and do it first, so I found this. I’m blind, I’ve been tinkering with the styling all night, and I haven’t applied yet. But you look like you are eating this bowl of rice, so I can count Do a good deed. My God, I just looked at us like normal people in that room!"

Luan Zhou: "...do you think you look normal?"

The two said goodbye after eating something casually. Luan Zhou went back to the rental house and started to take orders in the app. The proprietress really convinced him that his private mailbox was unprecedentedly hot, which was completely inversely proportional to his Weibo.

Comrade Luan also has a side job as a freelance writer. He usually adds bedtime stories and chicken soup for the soul to Weibo. It may be that the writing style is too world-weary. The entire homepage is capitalized with "mourning". From high school to university, it has been tepid and half-dead, and the number of fans has not broken the [-] mark.

Vanity was finally satisfied elsewhere, Luan Zhou began to develop enthusiasm for this job, and carefully screened in private messages.

In the end, he chose a girl named "Baby Angel" as his No.1 customer.

The two directly arranged to meet at the plastic surgery hospital. Even after psychological preparation, Luan Zhou was a little scared at first sight.

The female life is a walking doll, with a high bulging forehead like a birthday boy, a nose that is abruptly set on the face, and a sharp chin that can dig the ground under the pouting lips.

The corner of Luan Zhou's mouth twitched for a long time before he asked the first sentence:

"Where do you want to fix?"

The girl didn't dare to look directly into his eyes, she lowered her head and twisted her skirt, her voice was as thin as a mosquito humming:

"Double... double eyelids."

Luan Zhou breathed a sigh of relief. It should be a minor operation. He took the girl's hand and felt like sacrificing his appearance for the first time.

Coughing unnaturally, said: "Then let's go?"

The whole process was much simpler than Luan Zhou imagined. It was an operation anyway, and he didn't even need to take a blood test. After paying the fee, he went to the operating table. Within an hour, Miss An Qi was pushed out sideways.

Just after the operation, her eyes were swollen like peach pits and covered with a thick layer of gauze. Luan Zhou sat with her in the ward for a while, and casually asked her if there was any discomfort. A nurse came to chase them away, saying that there were not enough wards, and the two liposuction patients who had just come in were in a hurry, so they should be discharged as soon as they are fine.

Luan Zhou had no choice but to let the girl wait for a while, and go to the hospital by himself. Who knows that being discharged from the hospital is easier than being admitted, and there is no need to go through it at all.

"Young man, do you see the door on the left, just walk out from there, and you have to go through the hospital discharge procedures, how fresh."

Luan Zhou was speechless for a while, so he had to take the half-blind Miss An Qi out of the hospital. She is a student of a nearby vocational high school. After arriving downstairs in the dormitory, she kept thanking Luan Zhou, thanking him for being willing to accompany her, and finally someone understood. Having said that, Luan Zhou was a little embarrassed, thinking that the money was so easy to earn, and after wandering around for a whole morning, he got 2000 yuan.

Out of politeness, Luan Zhou left his mobile phone number to the girl, and asked her to contact her if there is something to do. The girl's face is not convenient to meet people, so just tell him if you have anything to do.

I thought that a piece of pie fell from the sky, but it turned out to be a discus. Before Luan Zhou's money was warmed up, something happened to An Qi.

After she returned to the dormitory, her condition became worse and worse. When it was time to remove the stitches, her eyes were so red and swollen that she could hardly open her eyes. She went to the hospital with her eyes open, but was poured cold water from the head to the bottom by the notice posted on the door. A plastic surgery hospital was suspended due to illegal and unlicensed operation. The director and doctor all ran away, and only some small nurses who didn't care about their affairs were left under investigation.

The girl lost all thoughts in an instant, "As soon as the thought of disfigurement popped up, she trembled all over, and she borrowed money from a lending institution without telling her family, and now the operation obviously failed, who will pay for this responsibility?

She stumbled away from the hospital with tears in her eyes. A mother and child passed by. The child cried "Wow", pointed at her and kept shouting.

"There is a ghost! Mom has a ghost! That sister is so scary!"

The mother gave her a disgusted look, picked up her son and walked away quickly, and said as she passed by:

"Going for plastic surgery at a young age is a nonsense thing!"

"Baby, you can't marry such a daughter-in-law in the future, you need to find a simple..."

Big tears flowed unstoppably, blurring her vision, and her will was gradually overwhelmed by despair and fear. At this moment, a bell rang.

Two words flashed on the screen: Luan Zhou.

The girl tremblingly pressed the answer button, as if grasping at the last straw.

"Hello, is that An Qi? It's time to go to the hospital to have the stitches removed today. Do you need me to accompany you?"

"Luan, do you still have the nerve to call? You unscrupulous doctors who make black-hearted money, you are the same as them, and you are all in the same group. You are all liars! Liars! Liars! You wait, I have your home address! I'm going to sue you to ruin! Ah—"

The call was cut off in a hysterical scream from the girl,

Although Luan Zhou was confused, he clearly realized that something happened.

He took out his business card, called the phone number on it, and turned off the phone.

An unprecedented sense of powerlessness spread throughout his body. It was a complex emotion mixed with grievance, regret and guilt. They were intertwined and dragged him into a trap step by step.

For the next three days, there would always be strange threatening letters on the door, until the fourth day, the sufferer finally came to the door.

The author has something to say: the first to appear is Shoujun