Street office where the wind lives

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Luan Zhou waited and waited until Wei Nanfeng came back. He probably got caught by some enthusiastic citizen again, so he had to stroll to the school to find Mario. It was time for school to end soon. Mario was an activist who left early. , usually close to the end of work and go to the punch card machine to stand by, as if an extra minute of work would kill him.

He locked the door of the office, and hand-feed the Koi King by the way. Just after taking the fish food, a black shadow flashed past him, and his hands were empty.

"No way, fish food is also being robbed these days???"

Luan Zhou was out of breath, and immediately chased after him, but to see which Jiangyang thief with unique taste dared to snatch the offering from the mouth of the koi king.

The man was extraordinarily tall and thin, wrapped in a set of coarse linen clothes, just like the undershirts worn by peasants working in the fields, whose color could no longer be discerned because they hadn't been washed for a long time, and they were worn like a big sack.

The sack hairstyle is very eye-catching, like a dreadlock that has been removed in half, but it is purely natural-the long hair has not been washed or combed for several months.Luan Zhou didn't dare to follow him too closely, for fear that a lice or flea would fall out and jump on his face.

Seeing that the big sack was about to fly out of the alley, Luan Zhou was quick to wit, picked up a broom from the wall, and threw it with a wave of his hand. The broom spun a few times in the air and flew towards the man in a whirl.Unexpectedly, the black lights were so blind that they couldn't see the other side clearly. Almost at the same time, a lady's patent leather handbag appeared out of nowhere, with astonishing speed and strength.

With a "slap", the broom ruthlessly left several scratches on the shiny surface of the bag, and both of them fell.The big sack ducked low and escaped.

"Who doesn't have a good eye for throwing objects in the sky, Wei Nanfeng, look at this is the office you manage?!"

A shrill female voice came through the air, with a gentle and upward tune, as if she had some opera skills.

However, Luan Zhou didn't listen carefully, and caught a key word from the words - Wei Nanfeng.

"Did Director Wei come back?" He was immediately overjoyed, but there were outsiders around, no matter how happy he was, he would respectfully call Director Wei. Wei Nanfeng also felt that this was a bit of a flirt, so he didn't let him change his words.

As soon as he finished dealing with Huzi's family, Wei Nanfeng received an anonymous call. His mother landed in Jiuru City by air without warning. He was already at the airport and had changed his domestic phone card, telling him to come pick him up immediately.

Wei Nanfeng was one head and two older. He didn't know what she was doing when she came back from vacation abroad, so she said in a long voice that she obeyed. Old Fukang once again lived up to her mission and accompanied Director Wei on the expedition to welcome his mother back to his hometown.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the mother and son reached the entrance of the alley, they saw a disheveled man rushing out. His behavior was very suspicious. Wei's mother was also a heroine of women when she was young. When it was empty, he threw it out with his hands.

He happened to run into Miaomiao (the native dialect, just by chance), and collided with Luan Zhou's thrown broom, the suspicious person didn't stop, and his family hit his own family first.

Director Wei is not just for nothing, so he pulled his mother behind him, leaped forward, and with a beautiful and neat grabbing move, he clasped the man's arms backwards on his back, and put his head down on his face. ground, twisted into a twist.

Seeing that the big sack with teeth and claws turned into a sluggish big sack, Luan Zhou clapped his hands and walked out of the shadows. It was purely the person who came out to harvest the heads just before pushing the tower. He weighed it in his hand and mended his foot by the way. "Dare to compete with the koi king for food, aren't you afraid of water retrograde!"

The posture of this person kneeling on the ground was quite strange, and he seemed to have something heavy in his arms, like a pregnant woman who was pregnant in October.After being kicked, the whole person tilted to the side, and with a bang, Wei Nanfeng stretched out his hand to explore, "I'll go, what the hell!"

A cylindrical cookie jar was tied to his waistband, and Luan Zhou sighed, "Just now he was carrying this all the way to the wall?! He is also a habitual thief with three-legged cat kung fu, the taste is quite unique, you, next time steal Steamed buns are better against hunger!"

"Would there be a next time? I'm afraid he would dare to steal it to the bank!" Wei's mother had never seen this young man before, so she treated him as a new employee at the office, and habitually educated her.

"Cough," Wei Nanfeng put a fist to his lips, interrupted his mother's lecture, and introduced to Luan Zhou: "This is my mother."

"!!!"

hold on!Don't panic!Be calm!

Luan Zhou felt a blow to his soul, "Didn't your mother already sissisi..." After hissing for a long time, he forcibly changed the tune, "Have you been playing around for a long time, why did you come back so soon?"

Wei's mother almost choked to death on his words, and waved her hand in dissatisfaction: "Hey, this kid looks weird, why is he still stuttering? It's not because your little Director Wei has a new date, I have to come back quickly and take a look .”

Luan Zhou: ...

Um?Wait, object?mean me?

Wei Nanfeng raised his hands to cover his eyes, unable to bear to look directly at this embarrassing scene.

"Okay, kid, we won't tell you now, you should get off work early, this person will call the police station to pick him up later. ——Fengfeng, please contact your partner quickly, mom please You guys have a meal, so that he doesn't need to bring gifts, don't be restrained, I'm very kind, and I'll definitely come here."

Seeing that both of them were motionless as if they had been immobilized, Mother Wei stomped her feet impatiently, "What's the matter? Hurry up, mom is exhausted from flying for more than ten hours, and there is no jet lag." I'll accompany you to dinner on the other side, be obedient, and call quickly."

"Uh, that, Auntie, Director Wei, I have nothing to do first..."

"Mom, let me introduce you formally. This is my boyfriend, Luan Zhou."

Luan Zhou: ...

Wei Nanfeng, I'll fuck you, uncle!

Wei's mother, who is usually eloquent, suddenly became dumb and opened her mouth. She didn't know whether to be surprised or apologize first, so she just stood there like an elegant vase.

Just now I was thinking about Luan Zhou all the way, Wei Nanfeng didn't pay attention to what his mother was wearing, so he looked him up and down, and said contemptuously, "What kind of dress are you wearing? Is it the temptation of a village girl?"

"Pfft—" The big bag was laughing!

Wei's mother frowned instantly, and slapped Wei Nanfeng on the forehead, "This is called an improved cheongsam! I'm so ignorant, I'll kill you blind!"

She usually likes fresh styles, but today she wants to meet two juniors, so she specially chose a festive one, but the patterns are a bit eye-catching. At first glance, it looks like a large bottle of various glazes has been refined, but it meets the aesthetic standards of the Qianlong period.

Although Luan Zhou didn't agree with this aesthetic, but the clothes were not ugly when paired with Wei's mother's anti-fighting appearance.

"Auntie, I actually think...you look pretty in it."

Wei Nanfeng: Boyfriend wants to please his mother-in-law—mother-in-law—forget it, he can say anything!

This sentence really speaks to Wei's mother's heart. If you want to quickly get in touch with a woman, you only need to remember three principles: praise her for being good-looking, praise her for her good-looking clothes, and scold people she hates.

"Xiao Luan, your vision is much better than Fengfeng's. When ordering, Auntie thought that someone would appreciate it. Do you know the color of the fabric..."

Sure enough, Mother Wei instantly abandoned her son, whom she had not seen for several months, and abducted her son's boyfriend.

Wei Nanfeng: "You guys are waiting for me, hey, what about this guy? He hasn't said where to eat yet???"

For the first time, Wei Nanfeng, as the food beacon of Wuyi Road, failed.

Luan Zhou felt like throwing up when he saw the hot pot, so Mother Wei suggested to eat stir-fried vegetables. Half an hour later, she took Luan Zhou's hand and sat on the sofa. Taking a chair, the three big men huddled together.

Mario glanced at the man who looked like a dirty mop, and asked in a low voice, "Brother Wei, who is this guy? Where did he pick it up? Isn't there an infectious disease?"

Wei Nanfeng snorted, "Can you be a little caring? People are so hungry that they grab fish and food. If they throw it on the street in the middle of the night, they won't turn into mummies tomorrow morning. Just order fried rice for him later. He went to the side to eat, not on the table, don't worry."

Mario pinched his nose and nodded: "Success."

Luan Zhou didn't need to worry at all, as long as he didn't move his chopsticks, there would be no empty bowl. When a new dish was served, Wei's mother hurriedly greeted him.Thinking back to the first time I ate with Wei Nanfeng, it was the same. This family is really warm-hearted.

The meal was so enjoyable that he even rubbed his stomach with the big sack and burped violently. Mario stretched out his hands and compared his neck, and said bluntly that the rice had filled his throat, which made Wei's mother laugh out loud.

While sitting and digesting, Wei's mother directly took out the small mirror and began to touch up makeup.

Wei Nanfeng came back after paying the bill and saw that she was still painting her eyebrows and lips. He said inexplicably, "Mom, it's late at night, and it's only two steps away from home. Who are you going to show?"

Mother Wei painted bright eyeshadow on her eyelids, and when she flipped it over, it reminded me of Monkey King in the old version of Journey to the West. "Your dad! I haven't told him I'm back yet, so I want to surprise him~" As he spoke, he shook his shoulders, and his expression was so embarrassing that he flew up.

Wei Nanfeng sweated silently, "I hope it's not a shock..."

Mario, who had just finished the Tooth Festival, hated the food in the cafeteria even more. The meat was nothing but minced meat, and there was not even a star of oil. He hugged Wei Nanfeng and Luan Zhou one by one, begging for nothing. Come to the office for lunch.

"That's the deal. I don't pick takeaways or waste oil. I can eat whatever comes in handy. As long as there is meat, everything is easy to talk about."

"You started ordering after I agreed, who allowed you to disturb our world?" Wei Nanfeng gave him a sideways look, and took off his thick shoulders from Luan Zhou's shoulders.

Since they came from Macau, the relationship between the two has changed obviously. Even the old man who burns the boiler tacitly knew that they were gay after all, and he didn't want to attract too much attention.

"Return to the world of two people?" He punched Wei Nanfeng with a small fist, "Can you two big men stop being so hostile?"

Wei Nanfeng and Luan Zhou: ...

Wei's mother gently pulled Luan Zhou: "Xiao Luan, is this person stupid? He hasn't been expelled from school just because of his IQ?"

Luan Zhou: "Haha, haha, maybe... has some unique personality charm."

When they were about to reach the parting intersection, Wei's mother suddenly pushed Luan Zhou into Wei Nanfeng's arms, and said with her hands on her hips, "Fengfeng, are you not going home tonight?"

"Well, don't disturb your husband and wife reunion." Wei Nanfeng borrowed the slope to get off the donkey.

Not wanting to expose his scheme, Mother Wei snorted: "Then you two go back and rest early, don't take advantage of your youth and neglect your health!"

"Cough, I got it, Mom." Wei Nanfeng was afraid that Luan Zhou's face would be lost, he pulled people back and waved, "Say hello to my dad. Don't talk about Mario and your meal! Let's go first, See you all."

"Don't mind me, I'll point at you two at noon tomorrow!" Mario yelled loudly, the street lights were too dim and he couldn't see clearly for a while, rubbing his eyes and muttering: "I didn't drink, why did you see them holding hands... "

Turning into the alley, the big sack trailed behind the two of them like a shadow, and Luan Zhou looked back from time to time, "Where are you going to take him?"

Wei Nanfeng: "Let's just make do with the small courtyard for the night. The trial will be held tomorrow. If not, call Nie Yiming. This man doesn't look normal. You sleep in the room at night, and I'll watch him outside."

Luan Zhou seems to have adapted to this kind of cohabitation life after experiencing the shameless eating and living together in Macau for a few days. When he heard that the two of them did not sleep together at night, his face instantly pulled down, and his eyes could shoot out when he saw the big sack. Romantic Swordsman.

Wei Nanfeng freed up a hand to hold him, "Don't worry, I'll find a rope to tie him to a tree when I get back, and I'll go back to sleep at night."

Luan Zhou was happy again, and raised his index finger to touch Wei Nanfeng's palm.

Scrape twice, like a cat stepping on milk, aroused a cluster of small electric currents in my heart.

What a wonderful atmosphere in Xiaoyelu, which is full of black lights and blind lights. Director Xiaowei suddenly felt that the tail behind him was a bit of an eyesore.

The author has something to say: I don’t remember why Luan Zhou thought Wei’s mother was dead. On the day they slept together for the first time, Luan Zhou asked Director Wei why he didn’t mention his mother. Director Wei hesitated and didn’t answer, and then Xiao Luan thought it was a thunderstorm and didn't dare to ask again. In fact, Director Xiao Wei just didn't know which country his mother was in now~