Street office where the wind lives

The effect of this voice is equivalent to someone shouting "keep people under the knife" from a long distance before the executioner!Hearing his voice before seeing the person, as long as this kind of bloody plot appears in the TV series, the prisoner probably won't die.

But in reality, there are so many bloody coincidences. Captain Nie does not have the hard-core psychological quality of an executioner. The first time he went into battle with a live ammunition, he was almost frightened by this sound, and the bullets shot out directly.

In the blink of an eye, Wei Nanfeng didn't have time to think, his eyes swept to the direction where Luan Zhou was, he rushed over alone, forcibly turned the person around, faced him face to face, and hugged him in his arms.

The souls of all the people at the scene came out of their bodies, and the whole yard fled screaming and screaming. Some people panicked and fell into the water tank, and were overthrown to the ground by the people who came up from behind.A dozen or so lively koi leaped across the dragon gate in an instant, and the bright red ones spread all over the ground. Some of them were too fat to eat, and they didn't usually exercise. They became dehydrated after jumping on the ground twice. , the wet fish mouth opened and closed, consuming the last bit of oxygen.

Nie Yiming didn't aim when he fired the gun. The bullet that hit the homeless man's calf moved straight up, and it was about to penetrate the back and burst out.However, any reminders are futile now. Normal people cannot understand and respond to human words within a few tenths of a second, let alone a disabled person with low intelligence.All of a sudden, two thoughts of "I got into trouble" and "What to do" came one after another, making his mind a mess.

He closed his eyes in resignation, only one thought left: Let fate!

However, the expected bloody scene did not appear. There was a deathly silence, followed by thunderous applause.

Nie Yiming opened his eyes in surprise, and was shocked by the scene in front of him, breaking out in a cold sweat.

I saw the homeless man kneeling on one knee, his body tilted a little more than before, a bloodstain on the tip of his ear, the bullet lying alone on the ground beside him, and a few wisps of green smoke floating - he actually avoided it?

The human reaction time is 0.2 seconds, and the fastest is no less than 0.1 seconds. The initial speed of the bullet is 500M/S. Even if Nie Yiming retreats a certain distance before firing/gunning, the range is less than [-] meters, unless he shoots before shooting. Just listen to the sound to argue the position, and predict the direction of avoidance, otherwise there is no way to avoid it. This has to be a professionally trained elite. Most people will be cold when they hear the gunshot, because the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, and the person who fired/gunned it It is impossible to say "I'm going to hit you" in advance, so when the human ear responds, the body has actually been punched right through.

"This is definitely not an ordinary homeless man..." Nie Yiming was shocked and firmed his mind again. "This is a sweeping monk!"

It was a thin and tall young man who roared on the ground just now, and he was probably also very frightened, and he threw the club like a coffin board, waiting for his heart to return to the ground from the roller coaster.

Wei Nanfeng and Luan Zhou have been lying face to face for a while, Luan Zhou felt stupid/forced, arched his body and prepared to get up, suddenly, a slap landed on his back: hiss—don't move! "

Wei Nanfeng's voice seemed to have been ground by sandpaper, and his face was full of pain to hide, Luan Zhou was startled, "Are you injured? Let me see, where is the injury?"

Right at the place where he was pressing down just now, Wei Nanfeng's left arm was tilted in a very twisted posture. Luan Zhou raised his hand and touched it, and he immediately grinned in pain, "I didn't pay attention when I fell just now, it hit the bone. It appears to be broken."

Luan Zhou felt distressed, his eyes turned red all of a sudden, and he didn't dare to move him casually, so he had to keep as still as possible, and said angrily: "You Biao (stupid), that bullet obviously wasn't aimed at me, Captain Nie won't be blind again As for missing the target! Why are you so nervous? What if you get shot when you rush over, will the bullet stop hitting you because you are handsome? By then, you will not only break your arm, you can’t do it I'll tell you my life, where do you want me to scold you?! Carve a pig on your grave!"

Nie Yiming: ...

Why did you scold him and scold me too, I'm just nervous, it's not that I'm bad at shooting!

Fortunately, the injured limbs were not the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys. Wei Nanfeng almost died of laughing because he clutched his stomach and twitched. "Baby, we won't, we won't. If people don't know, they would think that someone would erect a monument after a pig died."

Luan Zhou stared at a pair of rabbit eyes, and he didn't mean to be joking at all.

I usually laugh when I am amused, but today I played a lot.Wei Nanfeng suddenly panicked, clenched his back molars, lifted his arm that had been folded into three sections off the ground, and said as if nothing had happened:

"Don't cry, look, your hand is fine, it's just that the shape is a bit weird, but it will definitely not affect you! Don't worry, tsk, the leader is making you happy, please save face and smile."

"Get out," Luan Zhou brushed his hand away, and put his arm underneath to support him, "Who's worried about you!"

His hidden explosive/powder package attribute has not been detonated since he came to the office. Wei Nanfeng used one of his arms as a fuse this time, and it exploded to the fullest, turning a kaolin flower into a crying bag.

Luan Zhou blinked vigorously, forcing back tears.He was originally a hard bone that broke his teeth and swallowed his stomach, but he was rebuilt once he fell in love. Wei Nanfeng was a little bumpy, and he was like a soldier, not at all in line with the high-cold male god personality.

"It's really not reassuring!"

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Wei Nanfeng was still gloating, he didn't have the decadent temperament that an injured patient should have, and crow's feet almost appeared from the corners of his eyes.

"Little comrade, I can't see that you are so nervous about me~"

Luan Zhou wanted to beat him to death: "Nonsense! My boyfriend and immediate boss almost took credit for saving me just now. I'm not afraid, why don't I open a bottle of Harbin beer to celebrate? Do we have to have a drink?"

Wei Nanfeng was teased instead of being teased, finally he was honest, pinched Luan Zhou's face with his only good hand, and said softly: "Look, you have already said that I am your boyfriend, if you are in danger, I will sacrifice myself It is imperative to go to the rescue."

"Okay, then according to what you said, it's the same if you turn it around. Next time you are in danger, I won't care about it. I just charge forward with my head in a daze, and I have to block you in front of me. It's a big deal. One life, anyway, I am your boyfriend, uh..."

Before Luan Zhou finished speaking, he was slapped down his throat. Wei Nanfeng didn't expect him to be so serious, so he came directly to treat him with a gentle way, and almost choked to death. Imagine that the little comrade was going to take risks for him, The hairs all over his body are standing up, how can this be done?It's going to kill me!

"Nonsense! Who allowed you to change the concept secretly!" Just as he was about to give a vigorous reply to revive Fu Gang, a dark cloud passed over Wei Nanfeng's head, and even the air dropped eight degrees.

"I'm sorry, I know the two of you have a good relationship, but please deal with official business while flirting. It won't take too long. I'll leave after I finish speaking."

Wei Nanfeng and Luan Zhou: ...

Which one is short-sighted? ? ?

The two looked up at the same time, facing a pair of smiling eyes, the person who came was the young man who called to stop just now, he was so frightened that he couldn't stand up 5 minutes ago, but after a while, he returned to normal, which shows that his psychological quality is very strong of.

The young man took a good look at the figures of the two of them, but he couldn't see them, so he stretched out his hand silently, "I'm Han Zhuan, the funeral director of the city funeral home, and I should call you brother, but Boss Tang mentioned you in front of me and said you He is his favorite student."

He looked sloppy in every move he made, even wearing a solemn black suit, he couldn't cover his ruffian. He carried the unique chill of a funeral home, as if he didn't sweat all year round. His palms were dry and cold. When he pulled Wei Nanfeng , He flinched in the cold.

"Oh~ You are the teacher's friend who works in the funeral home. I didn't expect to be so young. Since everyone is half acquainted, don't meet outsiders in the future. Call me Brother Sheng and I will be more than one younger brother."

Wei Nanfeng didn't feel that there was anything wrong with lying on the ground and bickering just now, so he didn't bother Han Zhuan, he pulled Luan Zhou up with his own hands, lay down next to his ear and said, "I mentioned to you last time in the cemetery that Yuan Jie's matter is He helped."

Luan Zhou nodded hastily, and Han Zhuan returned the same, each of them had their own embarrassment.

Although this Han Zhuan has a sloppy job, he is proficient in building relationships, he can climb up to a pole, and he becomes a brother and brother with Wei Nanfeng.

"Brother Nanfeng, it's just a coincidence that I ran into you this time. If it was someone else, I wouldn't be able to open my mouth." He put on the white gloves that had been taken off when he shook hands just now, and took out a small iron plate from his pocket, "Two days A while ago, the funeral parlor lost the ashes of a deceased person. We searched for it all night through surveillance, and finally found out that the thief entered Wuyi Road and never came out. After inquiring about it, I was asked to come to the office to ask Director Wei. It was said that the office had taken in a homeless man two days ago, he looked like the person I said, I was thinking about it, so I came looking for you, but as soon as I entered the door, I bumped into this one."

He shrugged dumbfoundedly, "The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds. It's fine to steal the ashes. You can take the box with you! Of course the cookie jar is not strong. Look at it, it doesn't raise dust! It pollutes the environment... "

Luan Zhou: ...

No, my dear friend, your focus is very unique.

Wei Nanfeng interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and took the sign, "Wait, what did you lose... the ashes?! Did you find the wrong person? What is this?"

"Oh, this is the identity card of the deceased. When the body is stored in our funeral home, it will wear an iron plate with basic information printed on it. The dead can't speak, and they can't agree even if you call, so when the cremation The cremator burns them in sequence based on the numbers on the signs."

Wei Nanfeng turned over the sign, and there was indeed a name printed on it, "Yao Jiantan? This is not...!!!"

"Why? Brother Nanfeng is so popular, there are also friends of yours who go sideways in the funeral parlor?"

Wei Nanfeng was not in the mood to accept this joke, and a chill ran up his spine, "The lost ashes belonged to a man named Yao Jiantan? That is to say, the canister that this homeless man is holding..."

"That's right, brother, it's the first time I've seen you," Han Zhuan smiled brightly, "It's just ashes!"

Wei Nanfeng and Luan Zhou: Pfft——

What's the matter with this fussy tone, what do you mean it's just ashes!It's scary! !

Wei Nanfeng was shocked by the shocking truth. He didn't dare to write the story like this. He pointed at the back of the homeless man's head: "You said that he stole a can of ashes from you, and then came to my place for two days without saying a word. , before leaving, scattered the ashes all over the yard?!"

"Well... it seems to be like this at the moment." Han Zhuan squeezed out a smirk, and there was a trace of undetectable banter in his eyes. If the eyes could speak, he should be scolding the two people in front of him for being country bumpkins who have never seen the world. : What's so strange about ashes?We have a lot of units!

Even so, he still smiled and said: "It's true that we made a mistake in our work. I didn't expect that someone would steal the ashes. I'll immediately take the ashes back. Well, brother Nanfeng, do you have a broom?" ? And rubbing, I might have to clean up..."

Wei Nanfeng was immersed in the shadow of being in the same room with the ashes, and ten thousand grass-mud horses ran past in his heart, "Go and get it yourself!"

"Okay~!" Han Zhuan turned around quickly, still looking like a fool, and slipped away.