Street office where the wind lives

"God, you know? I just watched the video of the perfect makeup blogger, and when I opened Taobao, guess what?"

"Did you find the money?"

"Oh, no! The lipstick that the blogger tested is on my recommendation list!"

"I'm going - it's too scary, Ma Yun's father has even practiced mind reading recently."

"Ma Yun, the devil, must be watching me. Not only does he suck blood, he also steals my soul. Every time I want to buy something, I just open Taobao and it will appear directly on the homepage. This hand, unless it is chopped off, I can't control it at all!"

"Hahaha, who said no, I haven't been out shopping for months."

"..."

"..."

The girls' chatter gradually faded away, and the man hiding in the corner came out silently, the cigarette in his hand was burning to the end, but he didn't notice it.A gray cotton-padded jacket was covering the body, with a few poultry hairs stuck to the back sporadically, and there was a smell of chicken excrement when you got close.

No one could believe that this was Wu Dashan, the owner of Jiutouya Supermarket, one of the first batch of people who became rich on Wuyi Road more than ten years ago.

Wu Dashan’s supermarket is still closed today. Since the rise of various online shopping platforms, the real economy has been in decline. After a day of hard work, people go home and lie on the sofa with their fingers, and someone will deliver food and drink to their door Who wants to run around on their own, just to buy some daily necessities.

"Earning [-] million first" is already considered a small goal. Putting aside the theory of relativity in the concept of space, to say an old man who pissed off Einstein, time is equal to money.

What people spend money on is not just things, but attitudes. The waiters in hot pot restaurants can’t wait to blow their hairy belly and feed it into the mouths of customers.

In a capitalist society, it is the uncle who gives the money. While enjoying the pleasure of torturing the low-level service providers, people tuck their tails and pretend to be grandchildren in front of the boss. Over time, basically everyone has the potential for split personality.

Supermarkets, where you have to go in and pick things out by yourself, and you can’t shop around, have long been kicked out of the mainstream market by capitalists. As the aunts who dance square dances and the old men who listen to the radio gradually grow old, it will soon withdraw from the stage of history. .

Many years later, the scene of pushing a shopping cart to the supermarket may only be seen in textbooks and film and television dramas.

Wu Dashanjin took his shoes back to the store, and the video of the opening day was playing on the small hanger in front of the supermarket for decades.

The first large supermarket on Wuyi Road opened, and the scene of empty streets lasted for three full days, and the shelves were almost emptied.Two snot-nosed dolls at the checkout counter nearly fought over the last lollipop.

Wu Dashan walked over quickly, took one in each hand, and said with a smile: "You two perform a show on stage, and whoever gets the most applause will get the lollipop, okay?"

The two little dolls were full of fighting spirit, thinking that there was no more fair and just way, and agreed to sell the peacemaker uncle to save face, and dedicate two new programs to the opening ceremony.

"Just wait and see, I will definitely win, slightly~" The little girl with two braids made a grimace, and ran back to her mother with a "da da da".

The young woman with the instant noodle rolls on her hair was running around like a headless chicken with big bags and small bags. When she saw her daughter, she slapped her buttocks first.

"Where did you go again, go home!"

The little girl covered her butt with one hand and pointed to the open-air stage with the other: "Mom, I want to go up and sing!"

The woman was so angry with the instant noodles, "What song are you singing!" She raised her slap and was about to slap it down. The little girl dodged nimbly and slipped into the crowd, showing her innate sprint talent to the extreme. , In the blink of an eye, he jumped to the audience.

Wu Dashan was stunned, and quickly pushed his eyeballs back into their sockets, "Could it be that this kid is a student of Liu Xiang, and he may be the number one in track and field in the future."

The jumping ability of the little girl with shofar braids is equally astonishing. She turned over and jumped onto the stage at eye level with her, almost knocking off the hostess in a tutu skirt.

This is not over yet, she still wants to jump up to reach the skirt of the hostess, frightening the beautiful woman's face, she turns pale, and thrusts the microphone into her hand like throwing a hot potato.

"Hi everyone, I'm Nana, I'm five years old this year."

The typhoon of the shofar braid is stable, so it can be seen that the performance is full of enthusiasm, and there is no stage fright at all.

The hostess has been on the scene for so many years, and she still has some experience in responding to the situation on the spot, especially when dealing with little kids who are not as tall as the stove, she is almost handy.

She tucked the skirt down her legs, squatted down and looked at the little girl, "So it's Little Nana, what show are you going to perform today?"

"I'll sing to you "Only Mom Is Good in the World""

There was thunderous applause from the audience, and the Wuyi Road crowd was the king of support.

Among the crowd, the woman with instant noodle head raised her head unconsciously, like a peacock about to unfurl her tail. Her slender and graceful neck wanted to stretch out two miles, but the next second, her daughter's innocent singing almost made her fall asleep. .

"I have a little donkey that I never ride. One day I rode to the market on a whim, with a little leather whip in my hand..."

woman:  …

Hostess: ...

Crowd: ...

I may have listened to a fake "Only Mother is Good in the World".

There was a sudden snowflake on the TV screen. The CD had been played for too long, and the surface was worn, and the content behind it could no longer be played.

Later, neither of the two little dolls got a lollipop. Little Nana was dragged off the stage by her mother amidst the laughter of the crowd, and the other little boy ran away long after Wu Dashan had finished speaking about the show.

The little girl with the shofar braids back then has grown into a beautiful beauty, and the small TV is still endlessly repeating her dark history, so that the girls have to take a detour every time they go home from vacation, for fear of hearing the little donkey version of "Only Mother in the World" good".

"Brother Ang, long time no see."

Someone suddenly visited the supermarket, interrupting Wu Dashan's memories.He quickly rubbed his face, put on a tight smile, and came out from behind the counter:

"Why is Director Xiao Wei here?"

"Eat hot pot at home at night, stop by to buy some ingredients, where do you put the bottom ingredients?"

"Oh, it's all under the second row on the right."

"Okay, you are busy first, let's go shopping by ourselves."

A thin layer of snowflakes had already fallen on Wei Nanfeng's coat shoulders.

Drop in?The reason is lame and clumsy. The office is at the end of the street, and to get to the supermarket, you need to walk the whole street with an intersection.Obviously there is a small convenience store at the door, whoever is full will go so far to buy seasonings.

This is obviously to save him enough face, Wu Dashan smiled self-deprecatingly, the supermarket is in such a situation now, Director Xiao Wei only comes to take care of the business every now and then, buying all the second-hand goods accumulated in his family.

Director Xiaowei also came with two young people. The average altitude of the three of them is more than 1.8 meters, and they can take a roof when they shuttle between the shelves.One of them has thick eyebrows and big eyes, like a foreigner.Another person I know is Wu Dashan, who just came to work in the office this year. Everyone calls him Xiaoluan. In his spare time, he listens to the aunts gossip. It is said that he is Director Xiaowei's "concubine".

It was the first time Wu Dashan saw this man as a concubine for a man.

In fact, when he first found out about Director Xiao Wei's sexual orientation, he watched it with colored glasses for a long time. At that time, the supermarket's business was booming, and everyone called him Boss Wu. in the eyes.

A businessman who became a monk on the way, doesn't have the ability to read and write, but he is proficient at watching people order dishes. Whenever Wei Nanfeng came to buy something, he would always make a few sarcasm, as if a person with a big family and business would not throw people's face. This skill cannot be mixed in the rivers and lakes.

Director Wei is like the soft persimmon himself, he doesn't get angry every time he gets a run on, but smiles at him, and next time he will come to his house to buy things as usual.

As time went by, Wu Dashan didn't want to waste his time with him. In his perception, homosexuality was either abnormal or something wrong.As a big boss, it's too cheap to be angry with someone with faults.

Later, as the number of customers in the supermarket decreased, the goods purchased could not be sold out, so the purchase volume could only be continuously reduced.No one buys used goods, and new goods cannot come in. If things go on like this, it becomes a vicious circle.

Only then did Wu Dashan realize that the small broken supermarket in his home was not a supply station for the daily necessities of Director Wei. He came to patronize the business out of pity for him, and his good intentions made him feel like a wolf.

He regretted it at the beginning, and began to look at this mass cadre praised by everyone again, and things will happen in the future, except that he likes men. He has no shortcomings. It turns out that he is really nothing.

Wu Dashan withdrew his gaze and sighed, "I'm the bastard with a hard head."

Luan Zhou took cover in front, and Mario quickly threw a bucket of music into the car. The two exchanged a "happy cooperation" look and continued to chat casually.

Mario: "Hey, Zhou'er, your birthday will be in two days. Tell me what you want, and I will see you off."

Luan Zhou choked for a moment: "Ouch~ people who engage in teacher-student romance are different, they are so rich and powerful. If you have this spare money, why don't you buy more delicious food for your Xue Mei Niang, I saw her lose weight two days ago."

When Mario mentioned this, he was full of resentment: "It's not because you have too much pressure to go to school, and tortured my little goddess into bean sprouts. Brother Wei, you should react to the principal and reduce the burden on the students."

Wei Nanfeng still had lingering fears when he remembered the time when the tiger came out last time. He trembled all over, turned up the collar of his coat to cover the lower half of his face, and said, "I, Four Pigeon Killer. I don't have feelings. I don't have money. Bribing the leader is something you should do yourself."

Mario casually picked it up from the car and threw it out, "Crazy, showman."

Wei Nanfeng caught the joy that came to him, suddenly realized "Oh~", and put it on the top shelf.

"From now on, the free choice of both of you will be confiscated, and you will report in advance what you want to buy."

Luan Zhou gave Mario a hard look, "Pig teammate!"

"I'm wronged~" Mario said while running after him, "Brother must pick you a special and beautiful birthday present to make amends, Zhouer, how about stealing a manhole cover for you? They say that you do as the Romans do. ,this……"

"roll!!"

Three women in one scene, the three men would probably be able to go to the house to uncover the roof tiles, and almost fought over the ingredients for a hot pot. Wu Dashan was shocked when the three of them went to check out, "It took so long to buy such a small amount?"

Facing the two sad eyes, Wei Nanfeng patted the back of his head: "Hey, well, eating too much puffed food can lead to kidney deficiency."

Hearing this, Luan Zhou and Mario were startled and made a zipper seal, all opinions are reserved.

For young men in love, good kidneys are still very important.

Seeing the three of them pushing and shoving away, Wu Dashan suddenly felt a little emotional. Unfortunately, he didn't have any ink in his stomach, and he couldn't say any more literary sentences. He just suddenly felt that it was okay for this man to be a "concubine" for a man. Life is still going on as usual, and it's good to be able to sleep in the same bed after all the fighting.

Wei Nanfeng and the three of them were considered an accident, no one would come today, Wu Dashan wiped the counter with a wet rag, and was about to close the door and go home.

Suddenly, a hand stretched over his shoulder, blocking the rolling shutter that was being pulled down.

Wu Dashan turned his head, and there was a man in a suit with a greasy hair standing behind him, with a finger-thick cigar dangling from his mouth. The smell of cologne was strong and a bit pungent. I guess this man took half a bottle of it once. Used as mosquito repellant.

"Ah Choo—Ah Choo—"

Wu Dashan was so smoked that he sneezed a few times, the man hid back for a while, the look of disgust only appeared for a moment, and was immediately replaced by a sinister sneer.

He handed Wu Dashan a fat hand with a gold ring on it, and said, "Boss Wu, can I take a step to talk?"