Street office where the wind lives

After returning from Wuyi Road, Luan Zhou slumped on the steel plate bed of the rented house for the whole weekend. Every time he turned over, the old and narrow bed would creak and protest. Later, Luan Zhou simply didn’t even bother to drink water. , really became a zombie king who can't get in.

As a result, when the long-lost mobile phone rang, Luan Zhou had no choice but to wake himself up from a semi-conscious state. The avatar jumping on the screen was a hot girl in a bikini, what the hell?When he saw the other party's name clearly, the feeling of weirdness reached its peak.

"King Kong Barbie Mario? Now that the special ads are so humanized, a direct video call? It's a good way to prevent darkness under the lights. Even this name is too tasteless...Mario? Which lady? Would you choose such a fancy name?! No wonder you need to make sales calls on the phone, and no one will order it in the store!"

Luan Zhou put his phone down on the bed with a look of disgust, and decided to continue falling into a coma. He had already slept from the last dark to the next dark, and he was going to skip the time-consuming and labor-intensive steps such as three meals a day , to go on a late-night date with Duke Zhou.

The video request is still on the screen unremittingly, Miss Mario seems to be very persistent, hehe, Mario, you are also a gold miner!Um? ? ?Mario! !

All of a sudden, scenes resembling domestic dramas of killing Matt fell in front of Luan Zhou, accompanying you in plastic surgery companies, hotel interviews, bosses in navy suits, and King Kong Barbie! ! !

The drowsiness dissipated with the awakening of memory, Luan Zhou bounced off the bed suddenly, and the vulnerable bed board creaked loudly.

Pressing the answer button, King Kong Barbie's big bearded face popped up unexpectedly. Luan Zhou subconsciously took the phone away, and the picture was a bit eye-catching.

"Ha Lou, little brother, what's going on recently? Is there a sister who is free to come out and have a skewer with my brother!"

As soon as the Chinese-French mixed blood of the tenth level of Northeast dialect spoke, a smell of scum filled Luan Zhou's face through the screen. Some people can make their ears pregnant, and some people can make their ears abort. Mario obviously belongs to the latter.

Luan Zhou lowered the volume of the handset to the lowest level, chatted with him a few words about the recent situation, learned that brother Mario had found a new job as a foreign teacher in a high school, Luan Zhou reached out to catch the dropped jaw At first, I wanted to say that you were a misleading student, but after thinking about it, he probably didn’t know what a misleading student was. Anyway, there is no school that relies on foreign teachers to increase the rate of admission, and Mario’s personality can be lost all day long The high school students in Tihai Tactics relieved their pressure and simply let him go.

The two made an appointment to eat barbecue and drink beer together later, and when they met an hour later, they hung up the phone, and Luan Zhou launched himself into the bathroom. He didn't go to the bathroom all night long because of a good kidney.

After a series of destructive looks, Luan Zhou has successfully become a male god from a slovenly and thin house.Open the chat interface, Mario has sent the hotel address.

"It's near the Wuyi Road again. I really have a lot of fate with this place recently..."

After paying out the money and getting off the car, Luan Zhou actually felt a sense of revisiting his old place. After a few days, the Wuyi Road Night Market seems to be more lively. The weekend night is the last carnival for office workers.

One advantage of being a small city is that you never know what traffic jams are.Luan Zhou was about ten minutes earlier than the agreed time, and the evening wind was blowing. He kicked on small stones from time to time and strolled past in a leisurely manner.

Jiuru City is located in a mountainous area, surrounded by mountains on three sides. The most notable feature is the undulating terrain. Driving on the main road can experience the cool feeling of driving a kart.

Wuyi Road not only gathers this kind of high and low, potholed terrain characteristics, but also exerts them to the extreme.A narrow path still has a "U" shape with two high ends and a low middle.

Standing at the commanding heights of the whole street, Luan Zhou has a panoramic view of the mountains, just like the entrance of the magical town in "Spirited Away", where there are all kinds of life and evil spirits.

The neon lights dazzled people's eyes. Luan Zhou suddenly became interested, took out his mobile phone and took a picture, accompanied by two lines of sick literary sentences, and made up a circle of friends. After thinking about it, he pressed the location and clicked send key.

As soon as I picked up my phone, I bumped into a wall head-on.

Luan Zhou took a few steps back in shock, only to realize that it was a person.

"Heyman!"

Mario took off his navy suit and put on an ordinary casual outfit. The sports vest tightly hugged the shape of his chest muscles. With his high nose and deep eyes, he looked like he had just returned from work on the runway.

Luan Zhou is still very happy to "flock together" with good-looking people, and immediately decides to throw away the imperfect impression of the past and re-establish a peaceful friendship between China and France with Mario.

But when the skewers were brought to the table, Luan Zhou realized that he was too happy too soon.Mario proved with his actual actions that he is really a native of Northeast China.There are two large plates of grilled skewers, and there is actually a whole plate of grilled dumplings, which are skewered on iron skewers like candied haws. Grilled blackened leeks stick out from the gaps in the dumplings, lest others will not know that the stuffing is leeks Big meaty ones.

Luan Zhou took several deep breaths and used all his might to suppress a ball of anger into his dantian.Repeated silently several times: Don't get angry, don't get angry, getting angry is getting angry with yourself.

Anyway, there is still beer, and Harbin Beer will never betray him. Whether it is on ice or at room temperature, it will never come and go.

Unexpectedly, half an hour later, he made another mistake...

People from the Northeast and mixed blood are really not good at drinking. The unit is a trapezoidal pattern and grows upwards. Luan Zhou’s toilet has no time to run. There is no distinction between male and female.

Some people sleep like dead pigs after drinking too much, and some people become emotional counselors after drinking too much, but Luan Zhou is different. You will never imagine that he is a wild wild man who is usually serious after drinking too much. dog.Coupled with the crazy racial talent of Mario, the two called themselves brothers, jumped onto the table shoulder to shoulder, and wanted to perform a piece of "Little Leaping Frog" for everyone present.

The shop owner had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, so he immediately lifted out the waiter who was dozing off behind the counter, and shouted with his ears:

"Go to the office to find Director Xiao Wei, and tell me that someone is drinking too much and making trouble, and they come to my store to make trouble, hurry up!"

The waiter got the order and slipped away with oil on his feet. About 5 minutes later, a tall and tall man, still wrapped in the air-conditioning of the office, came through the door like a gust of wind.

Around that, Director Wei, who was used to seeing strong winds and waves, was also startled by the scene in front of him.

I saw a boy in shorts twirling and jumping among a lot of cups, bowls, spoons and saucers, a pair of socks almost reaching his calves, and he was still singing: "When dreams are planted in the happy pond, it becomes an ocean...", a big man of mixed race stood beside him for him Dance hard.

Wei Nanfeng: ... "Luan Zhou??"

Before he could figure out why Luan Zhou suddenly appeared here, Wei Nanfeng held back his laughter, and first dragged him down from the food stall concert, "Luan Zhou? Wake up, little comrade~" He gently pressed the Touched his face, burning his hands.

The three of them walked out of the store half-walking and half-crawling.When Mario was sober, he was unreliable, and after drinking too much, he caught people and began to seek relationships. After a while, he changed Wei Nanfeng's name three or four times, first as a leader, then as a brother, and now he became a big brother again.

Mario: "Brother, hiccup~ I'm happy today, I took Xiaoluan to drink a few more drinks, don't worry, I'm awake, walking straight."

An unconscious Luan Zhou was still hanging on Wei Nanfeng's right shoulder. He wanted to send Mario back first, but was almost fainted by his belches.Comrade Mario was mentally disabled, and he repeatedly emphasized that he didn't need to take a taxi, and he would be there in a few steps. In order to reassure Director Wei, he even went to the intersection to scan a Mobike, and rode a small yellow car back home.

Wei Nanfeng: ...

Solve one, return this one.Luan Zhou couldn't even speak a complete sentence now, so whenever he asked him, he sang "a happy little frog~", Wei Nanfeng was completely at a loss, so he could only squat down and carry him on his shoulders.Unexpectedly, Luan Zhou looked like he had no meat, and he was still dead when he resisted. Wei Nanfeng didn't dare to stay, and wandered back to the small courtyard of the office.

There were no birds or people in the small courtyard. Wei Nanfeng carried people straight to the backyard. The backyard was originally Director Xiaowei's private territory. Many people didn't know that the office had such a paradise. Opening a small secret door, a small open-air courtyard with a bungalow came into view.

The furnishings in the room are simple but tidy. A single bed, a bookcase, and a desk are all that Director Xiao Wei needs for his life and work.

Wei Nanfeng gently put Luan Zhou on the bed, and wanted to take off his shoes for him, but after a closer look, he found that there were four big bright red characters printed on the socks he was wearing, which were about the height of a soccer player——Violence against violence. .

Wei Nanfeng: "...Did you take off your socks, and your right foot is engraved repeatedly, and your left foot is clear?"

When Luan Zhou heard someone talking, he turned around with his mouth babbling, his eyes half-opened for a moment, and he looked at Wei Nanfeng with a silly smile, but fortunately he didn't sing "Little Leaping Frog" in the end.

Wei Nanfeng breathed a sigh of relief, tucked up the quilt for him, set the air conditioner to blow for an hour, and then tiptoed out the door.

After turning off the lights, a deep male voice came from the darkness,

"Good night, little comrade."

Early the next morning, a shocking wail came from the backyard of the office: Damn——

Luan Zhou slumped on the bed, with an expression of who am I, where am I, and what am I doing, the memory of last night in his mind was scattered into fragments, and he didn't want to think about any of them.

How embarrassing! ! ! !

Quickly took away his belongings, Luan Zhou used the fastest foot speed in his life, turned his long legs into wheels, and fled the scene as fast as he could.

At [-]:[-], the office signed in for work on time. Director Xiao Wei nodded and greeted all the way, walked across the front yard ostentatiously, and slipped through the small door with the freshly baked steamed buns.

"Little comrade~ are you up yet? Let's have some food together."

It's a pity that no one responded, the backyard has been deserted, and there is a note on the table with a pen, writing:

I caused you trouble yesterday, so don't let it go, goodbye in Jianghu. ps. best not to see you again

Wei Nanfeng: ...Does this kid read a lot of martial arts novels?

But it doesn't matter, "I still have a back hand", Wei Nanfeng opened the chair and sat down, squeezed a small steamed bun with one hand, opened WeChat while eating, found a new friend, clicked on Moments, and sent it to Luan Zhou yesterday Liked the photo.

"I didn't expect it!"

Although it's a bit suspected of taking advantage of others with alcohol, it shouldn't be too much to add a WeChat secretly.Thinking so, Wei Nanfeng poked open Luan Zhou's pop-up window and sent a good morning voice message.

"Little comrade, sober up. Last time I asked you how you thought about the matter. After a night, do you feel the warmth of our office?"

Five seconds later, a new message popped up.

Luan Zhou: Say, how much hush money will it take to let what happened last night rot in your stomach?

Wei Nanfeng: ... Tsk, it's different from what I imagined. What's the matter with the tone of how much money you want to leave my son? ?

The author has something to say: I brought it home~