Street office where the wind lives

The original intention of the summer vacation is to prevent the flowers of the motherland from being tortured by long-winded mathematical formulas in the dog days and suffer from heat stroke. The country specially approves them to go home to blow on the air conditioner and play popsicles.

But the flowers grown in the greenhouse inevitably suffer from a lack of oxygen in the brain. When the last bell rang for the end of this semester, Mr. Summer Vacation will officially stay at your home temporarily. With his support, the school rules can do nothing to me!

No. 41 Middle School is a landmark building on Wuyi Road. The middle and high schools are arranged on the north and south sides. It rises from the ground and raises the cultural level of the whole street by itself.Every year before the college entrance examination, there will be a lot of parents with a lot of money and no land to spend to fight for a house in the school district. It seems that this can prove that their children are not good at studying, but they are stupid. , The family did not buy a suite for a rainy day.

The small courtyard of the office is diagonally behind No. 41, and the two places are only separated by a wall.Every day at 10:30 in the morning, no matter how busy Director Xiaowei is, he will put down the work at hand, and stand by the window with his purple sand teapot, leisurely watching the students run and do exercises, for years like a day, rain or shine.

Seeing that the flower bones were destroyed into eggplants beaten by frost, Director Xiao Wei was immediately full of energy, gloated, and ran back happily to continue approving documents. The efficiency was extremely high, and he didn't know where the evil came from.

Therefore, after learning that the school is on summer vacation and will not do exercises for the next two months, Director Xiao Wei is very depressed.

At the same time, on the other side of the office wall, there is another round of excitement.

Wu Mian casually threw a bottle of water to the Crown Prince, the Crown Prince jumped up and grabbed it, and landed firmly, shaking the sweat from his hair all over the ground.

"Thank you," said the Crown Prince.

"Don't say thank you for your kindness, it's yours to play the skewers at night."

"roll"

"Fuck me, Xie Dong? Dare to grab Dad's ball!"

The cicadas on the treetops are still squeaking tirelessly, and they have not given up their courtship throughout the summer, like a third-rate young man in society who yells "Beauty, how about you" all day long, never knowing how to please others How to write three words.

Also tireless are the high school boys who have just had their holidays. Since the second semester of the second year of high school, the school has banned all sports activities except running and exercise.

There are only two ways for a group of hot-blooded young men to vent their excess energy, one is to fall in love, and the other is to play basketball.

Showing affection, Zao took his girlfriend's hand and slipped into the milk tea shop to enjoy the world of the two.There is a group of single dogs who are waiting to be fed. Facing the tattered basket, they fantasize that they are Yingmu Huadao.

The slam dunk master Wu Miangang was blown into a puffer fish by an intercepting ball from a pig teammate. At this time, he turned into a grenade that has been pulled out of the fuze. Cover the top and get back a point for their team.

"(￣▽￣)~*Yes!"

"It's really you, Old Wu."

The crown prince ran over from the other end, sweating all over Wu Mian's body, unscrewed the bottle cap, and handed him the water he had just drank. .

The pig teammate named Xie Dong who was scolded by Wu Mian just now, also came over and punched him in the chest:

"Young man, I see that you are a genius and have amazing bones. In the future, the position of striker will be given up as a teacher. I hope you will practice hard and revive the school as soon as possible!"

The half-grown guy doesn't hold grudges at all, Xie Dong is also a joker, he is usually a martial arts fan, he opens and closes his mouth on Huashan Lunjian, no matter where he is, as long as he opens his mouth, he will definitely pull you to the seat of Patriarch Bodhi Listen to the scriptures.

Wu Mian was so teased by his unreasonable rhetoric that the water sprayed all over the floor, and he punched back: "Fuck you, I will lend you a good word."

Everyone was talking and laughing, everyone was covered in sweat, and they were still sticky and unwilling to separate. After resting enough, they exchanged venues, and the two sides fought again.

Wu Mian still followed his "gods block and kill gods, Buddhas block and kill Buddhas" style of play, and his moves were lore.Wang Mian cooperated with him, he liked to use fake moves to confuse his opponent, and the whole field was full of snakeskin scurrying around.Xie Dong's playing style is exactly the same as his own. He is quite loyal, neither fighting nor grabbing but neither humble nor overbearing. It is most suitable for holding down opponents and buying time for teammates. It is equivalent to a tank when playing games in a team. It is thick and resistant.

The battle between the two sides was in full swing, and suddenly, a desolate and simple singing came from afar...

"The boundless sky is my love~Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills~"

Wu Mian's whole body trembled and he almost sprained his ankle.

"Damn it, who's cell phone is ringing! It's still using such a nasty ringtone."

The crown prince quickly rescued the rolled ball and put it under his feet to step on it. For a moment, more than ten people in the audience were looking for the source of this weird bgm.

Then I saw such a magnificent scene, under the scorching sun, twenty or thirty old ladies came riding the waves. They were dressed in gauze clothes, holding two large folding fans, and the leader of them was holding an ancient radio in his arms. …

The case was solved, and the source of the singing is here. The inferior tapes bought at the stalls and the radios that should have been outdated for many years can be played three or four times. Appearing under the tasteless background music, it can still walk with such a majestic momentum.

The boys were no longer in the mood to play ball, so they turned their eyes to the approaching old lady army.Going closer, the boy with good eyes saw it clearly, and immediately reported to the military:

"There are words on their clothes, Sunset Red Dance Art Club??"

Xie Dong's keen intuition cultivated by relying on his mind for many years to walk the rivers and lakes issued an alarm.

So he elbowed Wu Mian: "My dear disciple, I have a premonition as a teacher, it's for us."

Wu Mian is the leader of their group of half-sized children, the captain of the amateur basketball team, and the monitor of the class.Facing the outsider trespassing on the territory, a surge of enthusiasm rushed to his head, and he stepped forward sideways to block Xie Dong behind him, shaking his head like a lonely hero: "Don't worry, I'm here."

The old lady at the head approached in a blink of an eye, stretched out her hand adorned with big gold chains and small gold rings, and stopped the radio that was screaming and screaming. The most dazzling national style came to an abrupt end, and the world became quiet again.

Xie Dong poked his head out from Wu Mian's shoulder, and said fiercely, "Who is here, and what's the matter?"

The crown prince rested his forehead with one hand, covering most of his face, and didn't see him: he lost more than half of his momentum...

Some of the boys recognized the person, and ran out with their heads hooked, calling her, "Grandma Huo?"

The old lady forced out a smile on her sinister debt-collecting face, and stretched out her hand to beckon him over: "Hey, the tiger is here."

The boy called Huzi was so innocent and unsuspecting. He looked at the captain hesitantly for a moment, then automatically ignored his murderous eyes, and ran towards the old lady like a swallow.

"Come here quickly, grandma, and let me see, Huzi, you have grown a lot taller."

As Mrs. Huo said, she grabbed Huzi's shoulders and moved him to the side, completely isolating the group of basketball boys facing him.

Wu Mian was so angry that he became a chimney, secretly decided to eat two more hamburgers for lunch, and let Huzi watch from the sidelines!As we all know, Huzi's gossip mother not only loves to gossip, but also is extremely stingy. She hangs out all day without cooking, and doesn't give Huzi pocket money to eat outside. Huzi can grow into today's figure, thanks to The brothers took turns to help.

Now, my son's betrayal broke my heart. Captain Wu looked at the tiger who was having fun beside Mrs. Huo, suppressed his breath, and tried his best to show the humility and politeness of a good student. He nodded at Mrs. Huo and said, "Grandma, What are you doing here?"

"You are Xiao Wu, right? Huzi mentioned you." Mrs. Huo drew a glance impatiently and glanced at Wu Mian, "The grandmas are here to inform you that next month the community will host It's the square dance competition."

Xie Dong sneaked out from behind without anyone noticing: "What does this have to do with us?" Wu Mian forced him to shrink back.

Mrs. Huo looked surprised: "God, look, look." Turning around to the "little sisters" behind, she said in a loud voice: "What did I say, children now, a little sense of collective honor None. The community organizes competitions, do you think it has anything to do with them?"

Wu Mian was running out of patience, so he forcibly interrupted her response, and said straight to the point: "Huo...Grandma? Right? You might as well just tell me if you have anything to say."

Mrs. Huo fanned the wind with her sleeves, with a disgusted expression on her face: "That's right, from today onwards, this site will be requisitioned by us."

The Crown Prince silently stood beside Wu Mian holding the ball.

Mrs. Huo: "Until the end of next month's game, you guys don't want to come here to play. The college entrance examination will be next year, right? Wouldn't it be good if you have this spare time to read more books at home? You have to play with a group of people in the big sun." .You baby eggs, when will you grow up?"

The crown prince finally saw the purpose of their group, threw the ball, rolled up his sleeves: "Fucking——" Wu Mian stopped him with sharp eyes and quick hands: "Old Wang!"

The crown prince was not afraid of him, and angrily shook off his hand: "What's the matter? Captain Wu, are you doing charity?"

Wu Mian's face turned a thin blush from his excitement, he didn't know whether it was from anger or shame, avoided his burning gaze, and said with a serious expression: "You can't be rough with women!"

The crown prince laughed back angrily, and pushed Wu Mian back with a slap: "Didn't you see that a group of them rely on their elders to sell their elders! You are the only idiot who still buys it!" The legs hooked around the ankles, and almost fell onto the ground: "Fuck, who is the devil!"

Xie Dong came from underneath: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, if I don't do this, I can't beat you."

The crown prince rolled his eyes angrily, suspecting that one or both of them had been brainwashed by the eight honors and shame.

Here, Xie Dong is still giving him moral lectures, what about respecting the old and loving the young, what about forbearance for a while, anyway, the more you say, the more angry the crown prince will be.

In the end he couldn't bear it anymore, he picked up Xie Dong and threw him to the ground.

Then he picked up the bottle and poured the rest of the water on his forehead. The empty bottle flew towards Mrs. Huo, brushed the gold earring on one ear, and rolled aside.

Mrs. Huo was still in shock, and her whole weight was on Hu Zi, squeezing him into a persimmon.

The crown prince vented his anger, stretched out his index finger and pointed them one by one in front of everyone, finally turned around angrily, and raised his middle finger behind him: "If I play with you guys again, I will be my grandson!" Before the words hit his heels, the people had already left It's been a long way.

Faced with this situation, Mrs. Huo felt more and more deeply that she had done a great deed of eliminating harm for the people. If such children were allowed to continue playing, the future of Wuyi Road would be over.

So, she shamelessly said to the rest of the people: "Hurry up and pack up. Those who are at noon, go back to their homes and find their mothers." After thinking about it, she added: "In the future, you can't be like that kid." The same (referring to the crown prince), screaming and shouting, terrorists are like this when they were young."

Everyone was silent after hearing this, and looked at each other carefully. One person took the lead, and then left this land of right and wrong in twos and threes. Before leaving, some of them patted Wu Mian on the shoulder, he knew , they won't play together any more recently.

In the end, in the vast open space, Wu Mian was alone, and a group of colorful old ladies were separated by a river of Chu and Han.

Mrs. Huo looked him up and down in surprise, wondering why he still didn't roll.

The boy raised his head slowly, and the polite little leader just now disappeared, like a furious little wolf dog, with a cold light flashing in his eyes.

"Grandma, you'd better remember what you said today. One day, I will show you what kind of people my brother and I are."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the basketball with one kick, and it fell steadily into his arms. When he turned around, he left a sneer that was neither serious nor serious.

The sun clearly evaporated all the water from the earth, but Mrs. Huo shivered for no reason.

The author has something to say: The square dancing aunt increases her power