[Comprehensive] God's joke

Zhao Yizhu just flicked his sleeves to set off the airflow, and Kong Lan, the person with the highest cultivation level present, tried his best to stop it, and even caused her to be injured. This kind of strength made several people feel a sense of crisis.

"Little girl, I see that you have good aptitude, why don't you take me as your teacher and become a demon with me, so you can live freely in the world without any constraints, wouldn't you feel comfortable?" Zhao Yizhu raised his slender eyebrows and smiled lightly.

Kong Lan looked at her seriously: "I heard that demons look strange, some have horns and tattoos, and the better ones are just a few. Although they are very powerful and domineering, I still can't appreciate this kind of non-mainstream beauty. .And the existence of the devil can be known as a grumpy master at the first hearing. What about domestic violence? Thanks for being beaten to death without paying attention! What a good cultivator! Look at my senior brother, gentle and understanding Renyi, with a handsome appearance, elegant and gentle, and the temperament of an outsider, even if he has a dark belly, but he is also a gentle master, what is wrong with this image and temperament?"

"If you don't like gentle ones, look at my junior brother Xuanxiao! He is taciturn, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and his stern appearance can be called the treasure of the Qionghua School. Moreover, he is still young, and he is a sustainable growth type, and he will never grow up." It’s crooked! The only problem is that it’s too silent and needs communication.”

"Okay, Junior Brother Xuanxiao is too boring, it's okay, my Junior Brother Tianqing is definitely worth the money! I am good at housework, a good cook, I can go to the hall, I can enter the bridal chamber, I can use swordsmanship, and I can fight hooligans! Mood He won’t get angry if you don’t beat him twice~! He’s a must-have man for traveling at home! Although he looks unreliable, he’s warm, kind, humorous, cheerful and unrestrained, and the most important thing is that he’s definitely not inferior to his senior brother Junior brother is handsome! With him, your life will no longer be boring, and with him, your life will be accompanied by laughter every day!"

"If you don't like men, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. In our sect, Ice Mountain's reserved and strong senior sister Suyao, the cool and refined junior sister Suyu who is wise and transparent, the cunning junior sister Suxi who is like a neighbor's sister, and the cheerful and carefree alcoholic senior sister Suxin... ...You are guaranteed to be satisfied! If the taste is a little bit stronger, the master Taiqing, Master Zonglian, Master Qingyang, and Master Uncle Chongguang with a childlike face are all waiting for you to choose..."

"Shut up—!" Zhao Yizhu's lips were trembling, she had never seen such a talkative person in her life!She couldn't find a place to interrupt such a long paragraph!

Xuan Zhen, Xuan Xiao, Yun Tian, ​​Qing Suyu and the others stood behind Kong Lan, smiling and letting out air-conditioning, sighing helplessly, completely speechless to Kong Lan.

Kong Lan looked at Zhao Yizhu who was going crazy with anger, her eyes narrowed, and she shouted: "Right now!"

The five people who had been preparing for a long time suddenly exerted their strength, and Kong Lan rushed forward in the first place. Amidst the loud shouts, the purple-golden light extended from her left hand like a chain and wrapped around Zhao Yizhu. Concentrating the power of heaven and earth, he slashed at Zhao Yizhu. Zhao Yizhu quickly retreated a little, avoiding the tip of the sword. Kong Lan didn't stop, and stood in front of her feet with a sword. It rises, and it is completely enclosed above Zhao Yizhu's head into a light ball composed of beams of light. Purple, white, and gold rays of light circulate endlessly on it like lightning.Zhao Yizhu's body was wrapped in solid purple-gold energy chains, which became tighter and tighter.

Kong Lan suddenly backed away, and the strong output of true energy was connected to Duankong Sword by her right hand like a ribbon, maintaining the cage, and the chain binding Zhao Yizhu with her left hand was also firmly grasped by her. In an instant, Zhao Yizhu was firmly trapped by her .At the same time as she jumped back, four sword lights flashed past her and hit Zhao Yizhu's body one after another. The loud noise and vibration caused the stone chips on the top of the mountain to fall continuously, and the dust stirred up.

Kong Lan pulled the ribbon formed by zhenqi, and Duankong sword slashed at Zhao Yizhu under control. Xuanzhen and the others did not stop, and bombarded Zhao Yizhu with their maximum attack power.

With the deafening noise, the whole mountain seemed to be vibrating non-stop, and it might collapse at any time. Zhao Yizhu's figure was completely submerged by various light clusters. With one blow, she was sent flying far away, hitting the stone wall!After the loud noise, the smoke and dust splashed were as high as ten meters, and the spider web-like cracks spread across the entire mountain wall, which was larger than the smoke and dust that was splashed.

The five people panted together, each recalled their flying swords, and watched the smoke and dust dissipate little by little from a distance, revealing a huge pit on the mountain wall. In the pit, Zhao Yizhu's whole body was embedded deep in the mountain wall. at every turn.

"This... this is... fufu... dead, dead? I'm so exhausted..." Yun Tianqing bent over, trembling from the loss of strength from his legs to his hands, his sword was worse than others Some, it takes more effort, and I can't even speak because I'm panting.Xuan Xiao and Su Yu, who were also exhausted, barely maintained their demeanor, and looked at Xuan Zhen upon hearing this.

"Don't take it lightly." Xuan Zhen said softly, he was the only one who still had some strength left.

Kong Lan took Zhao Yizhu's move before, and she wasted a lot of energy and was injured. Although she used nonsense to buy some recovery time for herself, that time was obviously not enough for her to fully recover. Afterwards, the attack had to be assisted again. To output, the meridians that were not completely rebelled and rebelled everywhere, and the pain was so severe that it killed people. After a while, he took a breath under the desperate rescue of the system, and said, "No...she is not dead."

As for the system's flat and indifferent tone, but every word was filled with terribly excited cursing, Kong Lan regarded it as a floating cloud.

Just as Kong Lan's words fell, a charming and coquettish chuckle suddenly resounded, and in the completely subdued smoke and dust, Zhao Yizhu made a slight movement and got off the stone wall.

"You monks, you really don't understand... pity~xiang~pity~yu~! Fortunately, the slave family set up a formation in the stone room early, otherwise the stone room collapsed and destroyed the love of the slave family just now. Lang's bones, the servants will never end with you!"

Zhao Yizhu slowly walked out of the hollow, she was still so beautiful, she was so beautiful that she would bring disaster to the country and the people, but the attack just now didn't even scratch the hem of her clothes.

The faces of the four of them suddenly looked bad, Kong Lan stayed for a while, and raised a flattering smile: "Well, is it too late for me to beg for mercy?"

"Oh?" Zhao Yizhu raised his eyebrows slightly, just took a step forward, and immediately crossed the long distance in the middle of the mountain, stood in front of Kong Lan, and knocked her out with a palm, blood scattered on the trajectory of her flight , Kong Lan didn't even hum, she just landed on the ground and didn't move.

"Junior Sister (Sister)!" The four of them were startled, they raised their swords and were about to fight for their lives, but Zhao Yizhu gently flicked his sleeves, and they all settled in place, like wax statues.

"Don't worry, Nu is very kind... She died without pain." Zhao Yizhu said softly.

"what?!"

"impossible!"

"You're talking nonsense!"

Anger made the four of them tremble all over, and the hatred in their eyes was as deep as wishing to swallow Zhao Yizhu alive.But they hated themselves even more, if they hadn't listened to Kong Lan's advice twice before, if they hadn't taken Kong Lan's words seriously...how could Kong Lan be lying there now not knowing whether he was alive or dead?

"Hahahaha! It's ridiculous. Is it necessary for the deity to lie?" Zhao Yi pointed his hand at Kong Lan in a claw shape, and the strong suction sucked Kong Lan who had fallen to the ground, and fell to Zhao Yizhu's feet.

The four of them looked at Zhao Yizhu angrily, and immediately called Kong Lan anxiously again and again. Everyone's eyes were filled with worry and regret. Seeing Kong Lan who didn't respond at all, their hearts gradually cooled down.

Kong Lan was lying on the ground with disheveled hair. Her body was severely twisted, as if her back bones were broken when she was knocked into the ground. Her body was also covered with various scars drawn by stones, and blood flowed continuously.

Zhao Yizhu stretched out his feet slowly, picked up Kong Lan with his toes with a half-smile, and made her turn over with a little force. Kong Lan's face was dusty and bloody, her eyes were closed, she didn't breathe at all, her chest and heart It's sunken deep down, it's true... completely dead.

"No—!" Yun Tianqing roared, his eyes widened, and after the shock and pain, he lost his mind and murmured: "...This is not true...I... must be dreaming..." A tear fell from his The corners of the eyes overflowed and dripped to the ground.

Xuan Xiao stared at Kong Lan's corpse, grief slowly appeared on his stern face, his eyes were red, if he couldn't move, he might have gone mad.Suyu clenched her lower lip tightly, she couldn't believe it in her beautiful eyes, tears had already flowed down her face.Xuan Zhen seemed unable to accept the fact that Kong Lan was dead, he looked at the corpse complicatedly, then closed his eyes, and sighed heavily.

"What? You really want to kill me? But... you guys who can't move, what can you do?" Zhao Yizhu put his toes on Kong Lan's chin, and praised: "Speaking of which, she is really, I The most beautiful person I've ever seen! Even in death, she still has the charm that makes people feel tempted... Alas, I suddenly regretted killing her so happily... This beautiful face should be destroyed..."

She stretched out her foot and stomped on Kong Lan's face fiercely, crushed it a few times, then retracted her foot contentedly amidst Yun Tianqing's angry roar, Suyu's scolding, Xuan Xiao's cold eyes and Xuan Zhen's sneer, and used The strong soles have already scarred Kong Lan's beautiful face, bloody and bloody, coupled with black footprints, ugly enough to make people have nightmares.

"You... how dare you!" The eyes of the four were tearing apart, and they were furious, but it was a pity that they were not the protagonists of the hot-blooded manga, and anger and hatred could not enhance their strength except to make them more painful.

Zhao Yizhu enjoyed the resentment of the four people quite a bit, and muttered to himself with a smile: "Hate...resent...the more you hate, the better, the more resentment the better...Qing Ge, we will meet soon... This time, no one can tear us apart..."

Zhao Yizhu beckoned lightly, and a black and red teleportation array formed beside her. In the strange halo, the very familiar skeleton appeared in the teleportation array, and then Zhao Yizhu carefully placed it flat on the ground. With eyes full of affection, she squatted in front of the corpse, gently stretched out her hand to touch Bai Sensen's cheekbones, and was extremely gentle: "Qing Ge, you will come back to life soon... soon... soon... we Will be together forever, forever..."

Zhao Yizhu stood up, and when she turned around, it was that ruthless and cruel female devil again. She made seals with both hands, and Xuan Zhen, Xuan Xiao, Yun Tianqing, Su Yu and that skeleton figure flew up uncontrollably. Zhao Yizhu came to the center of the open space and stood still, commanding the four people to separate into four corners, while the bones stayed in the center of the five people.

After such a long time, the sky has already been completely dark, and the moon is approaching the center of the sky bit by bit.Tonight's extraordinarily round moonlight still makes the cave bright.

Zhao Yizhu waved his sleeves. During the fight, the broken stones flew up one after another, and came to the surrounding of the cave, and blocked the big hole bit by bit. In the end, only a round hole with a diameter of two meters was left. It also became dark because of the disappearance of the light source.

"I originally planned to use the townspeople outside the mountain as sacrifices to perform the art against the sky, but you monks are comparable to thousands of mortals... You are the best sacrifices..." Zhao Yizhu lightly laugh.

"You! There is no Qing song record in history, and the life of Zhao Feiyan in the previous dynasty is not like the poems you wrote... She is a generation of witches who have brought disaster to the country. Who are you...?" Suyu asked in a deep voice.

"History?! Hahahahaha!" Zhao Yizhu suddenly laughed out loud, with a sharp and piercing voice. For the first time, the demonic energy on her body raged around wildly, but it didn't hurt the corpse at all.The four of them were full of pain in the surging demon energy, but their bodies still under control couldn't respond to it.

Zhao Yizhu stopped laughing, and said in a hateful voice: "Liu Ao, you ruined my home, dismantled my relatives, robbed my banished sister, killed my beloved man, became fatuous and incompetent, and left me with a bad reputation for thousands of years... yes, yes, very!" The beautiful face became distorted and hideous because of anger, and soon she restrained all her anger, squinted her eyes and smiled lightly: "The witch of the country? Hahahaha, could it be... Liu Ao is really dead? This is really, the best. Already~!"

Zhao Yizhu obviously didn't want to talk any more, he looked up at the moon which was slowly moving to the center of the sky with a flick of his sleeves, chuckled lightly, kneaded the formula with both hands, and murmured a spell with a strange accent, this spell was used by the other four people It sounded like a strange cry composed of various tones, far and near, high and low, sharp and deep, but with Zhao Yizhu Tian Lai's voice, it forcibly formed a solemn and solemn song.The black and red magic energy criss-crossed, hovered and danced, connecting everyone in a net shape, forming a magic circle floating in mid-air and slowly rotating. The center of the magic circle just covered the skeleton.

Magnificent, majestic, eerie.

The moon finally moved to the center of the sky, and the entire magic circle suddenly lit up. It was as if a strong suction force spread out, pulling in all the moonlight outside the big hole in the dome, forming a dazzling beam of light!All over the world!

The beam of light shone directly on the magic circle, and the whole magic circle was dark at first, and then, the surging moonlight filled the whole magic circle, and the cold moonlight illuminated the entire mountainside, and then the moonlight transformed by the magic circle was projected on the On top of that bone!In the next second, internal organs, blood vessels, muscles, skin... quickly grew out of the white bones.

The four people and one demon all shook their bodies, and the feeling of life being taken away made them very sad. Zhao Yizhu is the leader of the formation and can control the flow of his own life, but the other four cannot.

No one noticed that a thin line of white flames was burning on Kong Lan's body hidden in the darkness.