[Comprehensive] God's joke

Kong Lan was expressionless when he heard the end, and his face became more serious: "Prince Changqin, I only have one question for you!"

"Hehe... Sulan~ Let's just say it." Prince Changqin's eyes became darker and deeper, and his smile was cold and sarcastic.

Oh, so you are nothing more than that?

"I was rescued from the quicksand that day, and it was you or Xuan Zhen who got along for a month?" Kong Lan looked at him with serious eyes.

"...It's me." Prince Changqin didn't expect her question to be this, and then said after a pause, the expression on his face was also a bit puzzled.

Isn't it because he is a remnant soul that swallows people's souls, so a righteous disciple like Kong Lan should kill him?

The seriousness on Kong Lan's face suddenly melted away, and she fell down on the bed, waving her hands feebly: "Then I should call you senior brother? Senior brother, I want to say that your expression just now looks like a villain! I’m too embarrassed to have a playful smile.” She raised her face from the pillow, looked at Changqin with twinkling eyes, her face became as serious as before, but now with her posture and excited eyes, it’s just It's ridiculous and speechless.

"Brother, brother, was I serious just now? Do you feel like Senior Sister Suyao?"

"..." Changqin's imposing and sinister gentle smile cracked in an instant.

What kind of thing is this kind of divine turning point! ! ! !

Changqin felt unreconciled for no reason, and he couldn't help asking: "If I wasn't the person you rescued, what would you do if I took this person's body and soul after you?"

"This question is a bit difficult." Kong Lan turned over like a salted fish, lay flat on the bed and thought for a while, and said, "Probably a little sad, the person I rescued died for no reason. If a dog comes back and dies, he can still cook stew."

"...just sad?" Changqin selectively ignored the last sentence, and couldn't tell what mood he was in. Obviously, she didn't reject him. He might be happy, complicated, or unwilling to believe...but Why is it the feeling of getting more and more depressed now?

"What else can there be?" Kong Lan grinned brightly at Changqin, spread his hands and said: "The living are always more important."

Changqin was silent for a while, then laughed dumbfoundedly: "Su Lan used to be in such a state, it's...sentimental."

In any case, in the end, he treated him sincerely, and he never got any disgusting glances... Is he really accepted by others?

The prince played the piano and sighed in disappointment.

Kong Lan saw that the color of his soul was a little lighter than when he first came out, raised his hand and took him back into the body, patted his chest and then cut the soul with a knife and said: "Brother, wait a minute, wait for Qionghua's affairs, I will look for the body of the crossing soul for you again."

Changqin got another piece of energy, paused, and said in an inexplicable tone: "Sulan didn't think...this move...cruel?"

"I would like to share the same body with senior brother, but don't senior brothers feel that my body is different from human beings?" Kong Lan rested with her eyes closed, and muttered vaguely in her mouth: "My body will affect your soul. It's very big...Although I'm sorry for those whose souls have been transported, senior brother is more important. At most, it is to enter the body of a fetus, so that the soul can dissipate painlessly...and live as long as possible , Shaoduhun alone is just one person."

"The real solution is to find the other half of your soul, brother..."

Kong Lan murmured, and gradually fell asleep.

Although she didn't consume much today, cutting out two pieces of soul still made her exhausted, and she really couldn't hold on anymore.

In fact, Kong Lan did not get a good rest.

In the middle of the night, someone knocked on Kong Lan's door suddenly, with an urgent rhythm like a reminder.

Kong Lan struggled to get up, sat on the bed to calm down, and when she stood up again, her weakness could not be seen at all.

"Xuan...Junior Brother Jing?" Kong Lan opened the door, and outside was a Qionghua sect disciple who looked familiar. He had been traveling all year round, so Kong Lan was not familiar with him.

"Senior Sister! Senior Brother Xuan Xiao and Senior Sister Suyu, they are arguing!"

"what?!"

Xuan Jing will come to inform Kong Lan, but Qionghua's disciples are deeply impressed by Shi Kong Lan's command during the truce. At this moment, Qingyang Chongguang has no time to take care of Zonglian Taiqing's healing, and Suyao can't cheer up for a long time. Among the head disciples, Kong Lan is almost Qionghua's backbone.

When Kong Lan arrived in a hurry, what she saw was Suyu standing there with a pale face, while Xuan Xiao's brows were full of forbearable anger, and the surrounding disciples had already quietly avoided, leaving a huge open space for the two of them.After Xuan Jing brought Kong Lan with him, he also left quietly.

"Suyu, I'm afraid you're tired, and you're talking nonsense!" Xuan Xiao suppressed his anger, and said coldly, "I don't care about you."

"Brother, give up, so many people died, isn't it enough? Are you really so indifferent that you don't care about anything for the sake of becoming immortal?"

"Shut up!" Xuan Xiao was furious, and scolded: "What do you understand?! The Qionghua faction suffered heavy casualties, how can I let it go! The benevolence of a woman like you is really Qionghua's shame!"

Suyu didn't expect Xuan Xiao's words to be so serious, as if struck by lightning, she stood on the spot blankly, looking at Xuan Xiao, unable to speak a word.

Kong Lan coughed dryly, walked forward with an embarrassed smile and waved her hands, "Ah, hahahaha, junior brother, junior sister, what are you talking about?"

"It's nothing." Xuan Xiao glanced at Suyu coldly, turned around with a flick of his sleeves, and said coldly: "Suyu, don't make mistakes, you can do it yourself!" It seemed that he didn't even want to see Suyu anymore.

Kong Lan scratched her head, and said with a dry smile, "Suyu?"

Suyu looked back at Kong Lan, shook her head slightly and said, "Senior Sister, Suyu is fine."

Kong Lan can provoke, irritate and embarrass others, but she can't comfort others. After standing stupidly for a while, she said dryly: "Well, don't worry about it, Junior Brother Xuan Xiao is so hard-spoken and soft-hearted..." Kong Lan suddenly Stuck, unable to continue, Xuan Xiao's words just now have completely escaped the range of hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, he is really angry at Su Yu's words.

Because even the demon Kong Lan, who was killed by the Qionghua faction, could kill the Phantom Night Demon Realm, why couldn't he?Such a deep hatred, Suyu put it down, how could Xuan Xiao let it go?

Now Xuan Xiao has not been heartbroken by Qionghua, he really can't let go.

The sea of ​​blood and deep hatred, the hatred accumulated by the blood and bones of each person, the hatred is as deep as the flesh and blood, as deep as the soul!

If it wasn't for Suyu being his junior sister, he would have been beaten to death in his rage if he said this.

The same hatred, some people can let it go, but some people can't let it go.

Those who let go don't hate deeply enough, don't hate deeply enough, but love is more important than hate.

Those who can't let it go are not really cold-blooded and ruthless. Someone must continue to sacrifice their lives for this hatred before they are reconciled, but the pain and responsibility are deposited in their hearts. If they avoid it, they will go crazy.

Sometimes for some people, giving up hatred requires more courage than revenge.

But Kong Lan stood here, witnessing the break between Suyu and Xuanxiao, she had no way to persuade Xuanxiao, nor could she persuade Suyu.

To be honest, this feeling of witnessing a moment in history is... not good at all.

"Senior sister, you don't need to say any more, Suyu understands." Suyu smiled, looked at Kong Lan softly in her eyes, and slowly walked forward, her fair cheeks were stained with blush, and said with some hesitation: "Senior sister ... Suyu is in Qionghua, and she admires her senior sister day by day... If one day, Suyu wants to leave Qionghua... Senior sister... Would you like to travel with Suyu to travel all over the world and see the bustling beauty?"

Kong Lan was stunned, staring blankly at Suyu, without speaking.

This... what's the situation?Suyu's words were a little... a little... some thoughts that she had secretly thought about in her heart...

Seeing that Kong Lan didn't respond for a long time, Suyu just looked at herself stupidly and startled, her smile gradually became bitter, and she lowered her head and said, "Yes, it's Suyu...it's overstepped...Please, senior sister, forget what Suyu said. Tell me..."

"No, no, no, no! I'm happy! I'm just too happy!" Kong Lan immediately panicked when she heard that, waved her hands again and again, eagerly expressing her sincerity: "I like junior sister very much too! As soon as you enter the door, I like you Yes! I really like it! Really, really! I will accompany you wherever you want to go, and I will do whatever you want with you... Hehehehe..."

As Kong Lan talked, she also felt that what she said was too blatant and shameless. The junior sister just invited her to play with her. It's too abrupt for her to confess now!So he quickly showed his trademark smirk.

Seeing her like this, Suyu's eyes were filled with gentleness, and the smile at the corner of her mouth became more gentle, which made Kong Lan dumbfounded.

The two girls held hands and looked at each other, the one who was as cold as a fairy smiled softly, and the one who was as pure as a spring was at a loss.

Kong Lan seemed to be bewitched by the tenderness in her eyes, and couldn't help but slowly lean forward...

Suyu lowered her eyelashes slightly, and quietly blushed...

At the moment when their lips and teeth were close to each other, Xuan Jing's voice came again: "Senior Sister!! It's not good!!! The big thing is not good!!!"

Su Yukonglan and Su Yukonglan separated abruptly like an electric shock, and when they looked at each other, they both could see that gorgeous blush, which was unimaginably beautiful in each other's eyes, and they were almost dazzled again.Fortunately, both of them were quite firm in their minds. Kong Lan settled down and turned to face Xuan Jing, habitually put on a bright smile and said, "Junior Brother Xuan Jing, what made you so flustered?"

Xuan Jing ran in front of Kong Lan, supported his knees and managed to catch his breath, and said: "Master, Senior Sister... Senior Brother Tianqing, he, for some reason, fought with two senior brothers Xuan Lang and Xuan Xi in the Valley of Thoughts Returning." Woke up!"

its not right!At this time, Suyu was by her side and couldn't save the little nightmare, Yun Tianqing was so fucked up!

"Where are they?" Kong Lan asked.

"Thinking back to the valley!"

When the three of Konglan, Suyu and Xuanjing arrived, they saw Yun Tianqing's brows were tightly frowned, her belly was as tall as a pregnant woman in nine months, pointing her sword at the two disciples of Xuanlang and Xuanxi in front of her, she said angrily: " Why are you pushing so hard?"

...Although the situation in front of me is very anxious, seeing Yun Tianqing's upright pregnant face, everyone from Xuan Jing to Su Yu was shocked. Even Kong Lan felt a tremor in his chest, and Chang Qin's soul was shocked She almost floated out of the purple mansion where her chest nourished her soul.

"Brother?! You... this..." Suyu almost bit his tongue.

"Junior Sister Suyu? Senior Sister? Why are you here?" Yun Tianqing glanced at the three of them, and smiled playfully: "Could it be that you are also here to deal with me?"

Seeing that Yun Tianqing was distracted, Xuanlang and Xuanxi immediately swung their swords to attack, Xuanlang shouted: "Senior Sister Sulan, Yun Tianqing has kept the monster eggs privately and won't be killed, so I ask my senior sister to uphold justice and let them Yun Tianqing handed over the monster egg!"

Sure enough, Eggy was discovered.

Kong Lan shrugged, and appeared in front of Yun Tianqing in a flash, holding the sword that Xuanlang and Xuanxi stabbed with both hands, with a bright smile on his face: "The two juniors have something to say, fight and kill It hurts the peace!"

The two twitched their swords, but they didn't.Xuan Xi frowned, looked at Kong Lan: "Senior Sister, what do you mean?"

"Don't understand?" Kong Lan smiled and pushed the two of them three meters away, clapping her hands and saying, "I'm very sorry, the monster egg you mentioned is the son of Junior Brother Tianqing and I, so It is impossible to hand it over to you, if you really want eggs, there are no monster eggs, I can buy a few catties of eggs, duck eggs, etc. and give them to you~!"

son? !

Suyu's face suddenly turned pale, and the next second he thought about it, even if Yun Tianqing and Kong Lan were really together, it would be unreasonable to give birth to an egg, so his face softened.

Xuanlang and Xuanxi were so angry that they almost vomited blood. The two of them were not familiar with Kong Lan. They didn't know that although Kong Lan's words always gave people a sense of nonsense, they were not lying.The two of them thought that Kong Lan was deliberately humiliating them, what nonsense!

"Senior Sister! Get out of the way! Don't make us rude!"

"Your ears are not good?" Kong Lan looked at the two curiously.

The two choked for a while before realizing what Kong Lan meant, and immediately said angrily: "If that's the case, then I'd like to ask Senior Sister for advice!"

Xuanlang Xuanxi swung his long sword in a majestic manner, and rushed forward with coquettish steps and phantoms. From their point of view, even if Kong Lan is the No. 1 disciple of Qionghua Sect, so what?The two of them are only a few points behind the disciples of the head elders, and if they join forces, they will not lose!

Then the two of them rolled back in a smooth manner, each with a black and exquisite sole print on their chest.

Xuan Jing stood there with a dazed expression on his face, this slightly dazed child has not figured out what happened until now.

Kong Lan's skirt fluttered slightly, she stood there and smiled apologetically: "Two junior brothers, do you want to communicate with me? I'm so sorry, Qiong Huanei is very busy right now, so I don't have time to play with you! "

Yun Tianqing was immediately embarrassed, senior sister, are you here to persuade or provoke?

Xuanlang was injured earlier in the battle against the Illusionary Realm, and now he was directly spurted out of blood by Qi Qi. He got up from the ground and pointed at the two of them tremblingly, angrily said: "You...you are so humiliated by me. Me! Sulan! Yun Tianqing! You just wait for me!"

"Just wait! The elders will come to punish you!" Xuan Xi also scolded, and the two left in a panic, supporting each other.