i am a kitten

After the host sobered up the next day, Miao Xian tried to express that he had found the scumbag that made Lulu pregnant.

The male host was very happy watching: "Da Mao, you are so kind, you made me laugh early in the morning, I am flattered~"

Da Mao doesn't want to talk to you, and gives you a cold expression.

The male owner came back after get off work on the third day and found out that Lulu's baby father had been found, because it happened that the owner of the black cat was visiting at home.

Miao Xian still stared secretly at the host, because the owner of the black cat is a beautiful girl, if the host dares to think anything wrong, he doesn't mind teaching him for the hostess.

But fortunately, the male host received the girl just like an ordinary friend, nothing unusual.

The hostess and the girl have basically become best friends, and Miao Xian can see the girl's face at least three times a week, and the black cat at least once.

This black cat is actually not a scumbag, sometimes I saw it bring food from home, and once it brought an unlucky pigeon from someone's family.

From the perspective of animals, this is already very loving. Many cats are pregnant and give birth alone. Independent creatures like cats basically have no concept of family.

The hostess and the girl had a strong passion for the cat live broadcast. The hostess seemed very interested in changing jobs, and the rest time suddenly increased.

The hostess began to try to operate the live broadcast.The setting that there is no one in the camera but only cats is still retained.Only some small adjustments were made, the cat litter was trimmed, and a mirror was placed on one side of the cat litter to increase the sense of space.Adjusted the lens distance to expand the field of view.The number of live broadcasts has been increased to twice a day.

Then the hostess and the girls started to get push and so on online.

It didn't take long for Miao Xian to discover that the number of fans had really increased a lot.

The two began to study how to make cats perform various tricks naturally.I bought a lot of toys such as small trains, simulated dogs, swings, and toy electronic pianos.It will be put into the cat litter before the live broadcast, and the cats will react differently to these new things.

This increased the exposure of other kittens, especially when several cats learned to play on the swing one after another, and they fought endlessly because of this.

This saves Miao Xian a lot of effort, at least he doesn't have to bother trying to be cute, and he feels relaxed even when he goes out for a walk.

something unexpected may happen any time.

That day Miao Xian jumped onto the air-conditioning box and entered the small window, and his hair instantly exploded.

My mommy what did I see!

——I saw the hostess and the girl kissing...

—Maybe they are just curious about what it feels like to kiss between women...

——Do you want to be so mesmerized... Mistress, where are you touching your hand...

——Although I feel pain in my eyes, it would be a pity to cover them... [blush]

The two finally stopped their fiery exchange, gasping for breath.

The girl said, "Go to my house?"

Hostess: "OK."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Miao Xian immediately knelt down, and when he moved, both the girl and the hostess found him.

Miao Xian: Ah, the two of them have seen it, will I be silenced, my God, is today the day of my death next year?

Fortunately, they just looked at it, then turned around, straightened their clothes and left.

Miao Xian's hair hasn't gone down yet, he is struggling, should he follow or not!

Miao Xian collapsed and rolled around, feeling that the whole world was going bad.

The other cats were completely unaware of what major event had just happened, and looked at Miao Xian rolling all over the floor without knowing why, so they simply squeezed over and rolled together.

The male host felt that his big hair was a little strange these two days, and often suddenly looked at him in a daze, and there seemed to be a little pity in his eyes?

He thought about it for a while, and remembered the news that he had read before. The owner had a diseased body. After his pet found out through the smell, he made abnormal behaviors to arouse the owner's idea, thus saving the owner's life.

The male host immediately recalled what happened recently, and felt his body, emmmm seemed to be fine.

The male host picked up Miao Xian and asked seriously: "Da Mao, are you looking at me like this because I have some kind of disease, such as a tumor or something?"

Miao Xian broke free from his hand and gave him caring eyes for the mentally handicapped.

Your daughter-in-law is having an affair, and you're so careless that you didn't notice it at all. Don't you think that girl runs around our house too often!

——Well, for a straight man, he doesn't even think about what accidents will happen to his girlfriends when two women get together.

Miao Xian was troubled for a few days, and finally decided that this matter must be told to the host, no matter what happens to the family, it is not a reason to keep the host in the dark.

That day the host was resting, lying on the bed and watching the tablet.The hostess went out with her "best friend" early on, saying that she was going shopping.

Miao Xian entered the bedroom and smelled various things in the bedroom. He remembered that when the girl left yesterday, she seemed to be wearing a sweater from the hostess, but her own should still be in the bedroom.

The male host was puzzled, "What are you looking for, Da Mao?"

Although Da Mao has an arrogant temper, when it comes to keeping the house clean and tidy, even the male owner is willing to bow down, and he never rummages through things.Things will be put back to their original positions when they are used up. Because of this comparison, the hostess has trained the hostess a lot.

Now it's the same when looking for things. Da Mao opened the drawer, but if he couldn't find it, he knew how to close the drawer.

Miao Xian ignored him, and found the source of the girl's smell in the mixed smell of the three people in the bedroom - the bottom drawer of the closet, opened the socks on it, and grabbed the girl's clothes with her paws - a lady's small jacket.

The male host sat up straight, and after Da Mao found out the clothes, he looked at him with serious eyes, as if he had something terrible to tell him.

He got out of bed, picked up the small jacket and took a closer look, "Uh...it doesn't seem to be Lanlan's clothes, did Zhou Lele leave them at our house?" (Lanlan is the hostess' nickname, Zhou Lele is the girl's) name.)

But Da Mao nodded in a very humane way.

"Guess right? Then you mean to ask me to send the clothes back? No, it's Lan Lan's friend."

Da Mao rolled his eyes at him, then walked into the bathroom, turning his head and yelling at him as he walked.Usually Da Mao has something to do, so I call him that.

One person and one cat entered the bathroom, and Miao Xian leaped lightly onto the sink, putting his paws on the side of the soap box.

He looked at the host, and with a forceful paw, the soap box fell to the ceramic floor, and the soap inside flew several meters away.

The male host thought for a while with a serious face: "...Uh...you mean to let me pick up soap? But we can't do it if one of us is a cat and the other is a human~"

Miao Xian: Who's father wants to pick up soap with you?

Miao Xian dragged the host to the sofa again and asked him to sit down.Then Miao Xian took a small green bucket from among the cat toys and put it on the head of the male owner.

Opposite the sofa is a TV, and the TV screen that is not turned on casts a blurred shadow of the male host.

At first, the male host said cheerfully, "Big Mao, why did you give Papa a cuckold?"

Miao Xian went into the bedroom and took the jacket over, put it at his feet, and looked at him with serious eyes.

The ease on the host's face gradually disappeared, "clothes, soap, small bucket..."

He stood up suddenly, his mouth opened and closed, his expression was almost distorted because of the complicated emotions: "You mean her, her... Da Mao, you are joking, you are a cat!"

Miao Xian opened his mouth, imitating a human voice and issued two syllables: "Idiot."

The pronunciation is rather strange, and one can tell that it is not a human voice, but it can also be understood by people.

"You, you..." The male owner didn't know whether to continue to immerse himself in the fact that he might be cheated on, or to be shocked by the fact that his cat finally became a sperm.

This was Miao Xian's inspiration when he saw a cat barking like a dog. Although he can't speak human words, he can imitate the pronunciation just like a human barking like a dog. However, it is limited to simple words at present.

After a while, the male host finally distinguished the primary from the secondary. He rushed into the bedroom and rummaged through it, trying to find some more evidence.

But he didn't find anything, so he sat on the ground and said to Miao Xian who followed: "She usually cleans the closet the most cleanly, it's like obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it's uncomfortable to put things in the wrong place... She put the clothes Put it in the drawer for socks... Is she feeling guilty... But the two women... can't..."

Inertial thinking, two men holding hands are called homosexuality, and two women who exchange clothes and sleep on the same bed are called girlfriends.

When the mistress returns home, the creatures in the house have packed up their emotions.

In fact, the male host still doesn't believe it, maybe he has a glimmer of hope, or he thinks that two women can't do much together.

He observed quietly.

That night, the male host sat alone in the living room thinking about life.

In fact, there is no need to catch a rape in bed. Lan Lan's current state is a woman in love, full of enthusiasm and beautiful yearning.

Another day passed, and the hostess kept searching in the closet, but she couldn't find the girl's little jacket.Her expression was tinged with fear and guilt, and then she calmed down again.

The banner of girlfriends is an excellent cover for lesbians. Maybe the clothes were taken away by cats.

The girl came here diligently as usual, and the two of them also discussed things like opening a store together.

The male host also became diligent when he got home, wishing he could fly home in a second after get off work.

Finally one day the incident was revealed and the rape was caught on the sofa.

The host came back 10 minutes early, and he saw two women kissing passionately, so devoted that he didn't even hear him enter the door.

The anger in his chest seemed to explode, but his brain was still thinking, should I slam the door and leave, or should I take a photo? After all, the picture is very exciting.

Miao Xian helped him make a choice, and he yelled loudly, waking up the two people who were involved.

The two looked at the host one after another.

Time seemed to freeze at this moment.

The girl was the first to react, and she stepped forward to block the hostess: "I'm sorry, I seduced Lanlan, I'm sorry, we didn't do anything, just kissed, I promise I didn't do anything else, I'm sorry."

The hostess also came back to her senses at this time: "I'm sorry Rarity, I, I..."

The male protagonist is confused, he secretly conceived many possible scenarios in his mind, but when he really faced it directly, his mind was completely blank.It can't be said to be completely blank, he subconsciously wondered what "something else" in "I promise I didn't do anything else" refers to?

The host finally recovered his weak and misty voice, and pointed at the hostess with trembling fingers: "I still don't believe you when Da Mao told me that you cheated..."

The hostess was taken aback: "Big Mao?"

The two women looked at Miao Xian in unison, and even the hostess looked over.

Miao Xian stared back one by one.

The hostess wiped his face: "That's not important! Lanlan why you..."

The hostess burst into tears: "I'm sorry Rarity, I can't control me..."

At this time, the girl hugged the hostess: "I'm sorry Su Ruirui, I can't live without Lanlan, can you accept me? We can live together, and I can be a baby for you!"

Male host: !!!∑(Дノ)ノ What a god!

Miao Xian: (Д)ノ