i am a kitten

Animal stars, models, cat food tasters, Internet celebrities... emmmm can't think of it.

Miao Xian brought the issue of occupation to Su Ruirui for discussion.

Su Ruirui was a little surprised: "Da Mao, don't worry about spending money, I can still afford you."

Miao Xian took the tablet over, opened the EX software and made a table, from toys to clothes to household necessities plus hair care, styling, medical treatment, injections, medicine, etc., all calculated according to the middle and high-level consumption level.Then add a series of electronic devices such as mobile phones, tablets, and laptops, and calculate the RMB, tens of thousands of yuan a month.

Thinking about her four-figure monthly salary, Su Ruirui swallowed her saliva: "Your form is better than mine."

Miao Xian rolled his eyes: Is this the point!

"Okay, okay, why don't you be my assistant and help me make the form. You can see that your form is really good... ok, ok, let me be serious and don't scratch me."

The two of them lowered their heads and thought for a long time.

Su Ruirui raised his head sharply: "Yes, yes, I read a news before that there are paintings made by elephants, and the paintings can be sold for thousands of dollars."

Miao Xian thought for a while: "Sunday, you accompany me, and I will go."

"What? Where are you going?"

"Central Avenue."

"I'm joking, you take it seriously! I will work hard to make money, you just need to be responsible for being beautiful~"

Miao Xian rolled her eyes: "＊"々%－&$^[email protected]"

"What are you talking about?"

This is the disadvantage of imitating pronunciation. The complex Chinese language with four tones is a huge challenge to the cat's vocal cords and throat, including the tongue.At this stage, when talking to Su Ruirui word by word, the other party can't even guess.I said a word quickly, and it became garbled characters every minute.

Miao Xian had no choice but to take the pad and type.

[I'm an aspiring cat and doing nothing all day makes me wither. ]

"Starting literature and art so soon... Are you sure it didn't make you fat?"

Miao Xian: (▼ヘ▼#)

"It's so cute, don't move, keep your emotions! I'll take a picture first."

Shoot you big head ghost!Look at me, Foshan Wuyingclaw, with my big mouth six times a second!

Su Ruirui was attacked inhumanely by the cat, and said happily: "Oh, the paw pads are so soft and a bit cool~~~"

Miao Xian pointed her ass at him, expressing that she was angry, you shit shoveler, hurry up and coax me!

Su Ruirui hurriedly said: "Okay, I was wrong, I won't tease you."

Miao Xian: "Hmph!"

"Pfft..." Su Ruirui quickly covered her mouth, indicating that the voice just now was not made by herself.

"Serious, order!"

"Yes, yes, then if you dare to ask Your Majesty why you want to paint on Central Street, isn't it too ostentatious?"

Miao Xian typed on the pad: [Go to Central Avenue, try here now, and see how well everyone accepts it.It is also to quickly accumulate fame. ]

"You can also use Weibo for this."

[Too slow. ]

"Well, I'm afraid that if you are too smart, others will see it."

[No, there are dogs who can ride bicycles, play skateboards, and buy things, and cats who can draw are fine.Don't you think I'm not as good as a dog! ]

"Your Majesty, I dare not."

This matter was settled in Su Ruirui's entanglement.

The main pet and the two study painting tools together, forget about ink and wash, that is too difficult.Colorful oil paintings are a very good choice.Even if it is graffiti, it can be said to be an abstract painting.

Central Street on Sunday is crowded with people. As a street integrating historical leisure, shopping and entertainment, it is full of humanistic atmosphere.The ground is covered with bluestone square bricks. Due to special historical reasons, many Russian-style buildings are preserved on both sides of the street, radiating from the main road to both sides.

The host and pet found a street corner, and spread out a piece of kraft paper one meter square, in order not to splash the paint on the ground.

Su Ruirui arranged bottles and cans on kraft paper, set up a small children's easel, and clipped white paper.

There are various paints in the bottles and jars. Su Ruirui opened the jars and inserted brushes of different thicknesses into them.

Because of the unique style and history of this street, many foreign tourists will visit it, and there are more college students on holidays.People in this city are also very enthusiastic.

After a while, two girls stood and watched. These two looked like college students, full of vigor and edges, as well as innocence and yearning.

One of the girls said, "Are you going to draw here? The drawing board seems to be too low."

Su Ruirui smiled and said, "It's not me, it's my cat painting."

"cat?"

The two girls looked at each other, wiped the bluestone under their feet, and sat aside to watch.

People often engage in some performance art on this street. Just now there was a group of cosplayers passing by. Everyone showed tolerance for most of these activities, and those who liked it would come over to take pictures.

The things were quickly arranged, and Su Ruirui put a small blue apron on Miao Xian.It is said to be an apron, but it is actually similar to a baby's bib.

A grey-blue cat was squatting in front of the easel with a posture, and this posture alone was enough to attract several people to watch.

Miao Xian was a little dizzy looking at the drawing paper, when was the last time he drew?Ah, probably a teenager thing, drawing famous people on books with a ballpoint pen.

He bit a scrubbing brush, and this action made the people around him hold their breath, as if they were about to witness some miracle.

This brush was black, Miao Xian looked at it and put it down, biting a green one, he was going to paint some grass.

Miao Xian is still worried that what he draws will be seen by others, just like adults imitating children's notes will always look a little different.

Not returning, he obviously worried too much. The brush touched the drawing board, but because he didn't control the force well, the brush stuck to the drawing paper and rushed out of the drawing board.Leave a carefree forgiveness.

Very good, the first stroke of the abstract painting is completed ╮(╯_╰)╭

For the latter, you don’t have to worry about what color or composition, just use it freely.

In 5 minutes, the drawing paper was almost covered with various colors.To describe it, it is a large group of colors glued together, which is very ugly.

Su Ruirui squatted next to him. After he finished painting, he couldn't hold back his laughter for a long time: "Hahaha, I didn't expect you to be a soul painter."

Miao Xian tilted his head calmly, and the pen in his mouth left a thick yellow streak on Su Ruirui's face.

That's right, he is a soul painter!

I don't know when the people around me laughed unkindly, they deserve it, the kitten draws so seriously, and you still laugh at it when it's over, it deserves it.

Su Ruirui curled her lips, but luckily she brought wet wipes with her.

Seeing that he had finished wiping, Miao Xian made a request, pointing at the drawing board and meowing.

Su Ruirui: "Oh, change the drawing paper, right?"

After changing the drawing paper, Su Ruirui bit the paintbrush again. This time, someone came over to talk to Su Ruirui: "It's really smart!"

Su Ruirui immediately began to show off like all cat slaves: "That's right! It knows a lot of things. It wipes its paws by itself when it comes in the door, and it likes to brush its teeth, and it can also use the toilet!"

"Wow, it's so amazing (☆☆) My cat doesn't like me every day, it really is someone else's cat series..."

"How do you train? My cat scratches the sofa every day."

Miao Xian wanted to twitch the corners of his mouth when he heard it, feeling a little too shameful, forget it, just pretend he didn't hear it.

This time, his control over the brush was much better. In the first stroke, he used yellow to draw a very rough circle, flat like a malnourished egg.

This caused a "wow" sound from around.

There are many animals that can count, but very few can draw.The liking and use of color also requires talent.It's like addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. People who have attended elementary school will be able to draw, but not everyone can draw well.

The second stroke draws a horizontal line under the circle.The discussions around the two parts of the line dye were endless, and people speculated about what the cat wanted to draw.

The third stroke draws a blue dot in the red circle.

Then Miao Xian put down the brush, thought for a while, dipped his paw in some ink blue paint, and stamped a cat paw print on the lower right corner of the drawing paper as a signature.

ok, you're done!

Immediately, someone couldn't help asking: "What is this drawn by your cat?"

Su Ruirui shrugged: "How do I know, I'm not a cat."

He jolted over to wipe the paws of the cat with its front paws raised.

After wiping the paws and changing the paper, this time Miao Xian just drew freely, anyway, people will read everything he draws, and every piece should be printed with the noble paw prints.

After drawing a few pictures, Miao Xian stood outside the kraft paper.

Su Ruirui happily packed up his things and prepared to go back. This was what Da Mao had discussed with him before, and he stepped out of the kraft paper to express that he would no longer paint.

"Why did you go back and draw a few pictures?"

"Yes, yes, will that painting be sold?"

Su Ruirui didn't answer directly: "Go back, go back, it's time to feed the cat."

Not long after they left, a video of a cat soul painter attracted a lot of attention on the Internet.

Soon the click-through rate exceeded a thousand, and after a few big Vs about animals were forwarded, it soon exceeded ten thousand.

Even in the early news program the next morning, a small video was intercepted.

Before that, painting animals, whether it was elephants, pigs, or other animals, was not so much painting as graffiti.

And Miao Xian is also graffiti, but there are different grades between graffiti and graffiti.

Miao Xian's is obviously a higher class, and the best part is that he also left his signature cat paw print in the lower right corner of the drawing board.

Whether this human behavior is trained or spontaneously imitated, it is a very amazing performance from an animal point of view.

The IQ of smart pets can reach five or six years old, but there is still a big gap between them and humans' five or six years old.Just like a 5-year-old child can play some simple functions on a mobile phone, most adult animals with a five-year-old IQ have no obvious personal hobbies.

All in all, Miao Xian became popular on the Internet again.

After returning home, Su Ruirui opened Weibo for Miao Xian, and his name was "Da Mao".Uploaded a video of painting today, and uploaded a picture of the painting separately.

Su Ruirui looked at Weibo silly for a while, this is a good start.

In order to celebrate today's perfect performance, Su Ruirui decided to cook a big meal.

Miao Xian's hand-picked dish - crab!

The raw materials need to be purchased in the market now. There are few live crabs sold in this season, and the main pet and I have to go shopping for a long time to buy them.

Miao Xian hid in Su Ruirui's backpack on the bus when he came here.It is very inconvenient to carry a bunch of crabs when going back.

I took a car and reported the address. The driver was very talkative and kept talking all the way.

As a result, the car broke down halfway.The engine suddenly extinguished, and the car drove several meters due to inertia, before the driver remembered to step on the brakes.

Fortunately, the distance between the front and rear cars was relatively large, so there was no accident.

Everyone in the car broke out in a cold sweat.

Su Ruirui hurriedly got out of the car with the cat in his arms, and the driver also got out quickly, but it was not to check the car, but to ask him for the fare.

Driver: "You can't go, pay me the car fare!"

It looked as if Su Ruirui was going to renege on his debt and run away.Originally, he planned to pay the fare, but now he doesn't want to pay at all.

Su Ruirui: "I almost got into a car accident. I didn't ask you to pay for the mental damage. You still asked me for the car fare. You didn't send me to the place."

Driver: "Isn't there a car accident? How much does it cost to repair my car? Are you unwilling to pay the fare of only a dozen yuan?"

"You didn't send it anywhere, what should I pay for!"

Several people gathered around.

The driver was even more enthusiastic: "You see that your clothes are not bad, do you still need my fare? It's only natural that you pay for the car!"

Su Ruirui saw that it was futile to get entangled with this kind of person, so he took out ten yuan from his pocket and threw it on the ground, turned his head and left.

In fact, if the driver had a better attitude, he would pay the money without hesitation. Who would have thought that he would meet such a self-righteous and disgusting person.

Su Ruirui turned around and took a taxi to go home.

The start-up fare for a taxi in City H is 9 yuan, and this trip home cost half the extra money.