i am a kitten

To say that becoming a human being is the greatest happiness for Miao Xian, probably being able to eat whatever he wants.

In contrast, a cat's diet is too narrow.

Ice cream, braised pork, spicy pot, sweet and sour pork... (////) are so delicious.

Su Ruirui was very worried: "You said you eat like this every day, if one day you eat and suddenly turn back into a cat, will you spit out the food you ate?"

"Shit shovel, you're such a spoiler!"

"Who is spoiling the scenery? Even if you don't think about becoming a cat, you still have to think about your abs."

Miao Xian lifted up his clothes and took a closer look: "No problem, they are still very stylish."

This time it was Su Ruirui's turn to roll his eyes.

But sometimes it's what you're afraid of.

At noon that day, Miao Xian and Su Ruirui were eating, beef persimmon, bitter melon eggs, and a large bowl of winter melon soup.

Miao Xian's chopsticks were focused on moving in and out of the beef persimmon plate.

Suddenly he felt that his field of vision had broadened, and he instantly realized that he might turn back into a cat!

Wouldn't it be like Su Ruirui said that he would vomit all over the floor!

The scene in the field of vision is instantly enlarged, and the body suddenly shrinks.

Plop, cat Miao slumped on the chair.

Seeing Su Ruirui shrinking into a cat in an instant, he was so scared that he dropped his chopsticks.Appreciate the big change live cat.Unlike the last time when it was dark, this time it was broad daylight and I could see clearly.

The main pet and the two looked at each other in blank dismay, both frightened.

Su Ruirui said: "It's okay, it's okay, you didn't spit it out." Then he picked up the chopsticks and continued to eat.

Is this the point!

Miao Xian really wanted to ask him, how could you continue eating so calmly?Is your heart made of diamond?

Su Ruirui patted his head: "Yes, the point is to ask for leave for you! Originally, I wanted to inspect your work, but it seems that it will be postponed."

Su Ruirui quickly prepared to ask Miao Xian for leave. He checked Miao Xian's mobile phone and found that there was only one contact person on it, and it was himself.

"How can I ask you for leave?" Without saying a word, that brother Zhang may call. What should I do then, tell him: Sorry, the user you dialed has become a cat. He has not passed the Chinese level four and cannot make voice calls. .Hahaha, that's too funny~

Miao Xian looked at the shit-shoveling officer who was inexplicably merry, and always felt that he was thinking of something wrong.

He stretched fiercely and jumped off the stool.

Bone Lu Lu Lu -

Su Ruirui watched as her cat jumped off the stool and rolled several times on the ground as if unable to stop the car, almost hitting the wall.

Too bad no video was recorded.

Miao Xian spread out his limbs and looked at the ceiling blindly. What's going on, did he use too much force?

Su Ruirui showed an evil smile: "Big Mao, how about we do it again (≧ω≦)"

Miao Xian was too lazy to talk to him, and got up to check the changes in his body.

It seems that all aspects of attributes have been improved after becoming a human, and all aspects of attributes have also been improved after turning back into a cat.

Miao Xian felt that with his current physique, he would win a complete victory against Brother Zhang even if they were cats.

This change is too unscientific. Could it be that in the fierce battle a few days ago, my protector was eager to get through the two veins of Ren and Du, and became a cat demon from then on?Is this a chemical reaction or a physical reaction?

Su Ruirui watched Da Mao bouncing around like a convulsion, kicking his legs for a while, stretching out his claws for a while, and turning 720 degrees in mid-air for a while to land safely, and even wagging his tail like a hot wheel.

He thought worriedly, maybe Da Mao couldn't stand the blow of turning back into a cat and went crazy.

After finishing the test, Miao Xian stopped to ponder, how to transform back into a human?

Su Ruirui poked him: "Are you all right?"

"Of course, nothing!"

"After listening to normal people's speech for several days, it's really uncomfortable to hear your alien accent suddenly."

Miao Xian dodged his fingers, jumped onto the dining table and continued eating.

"Hey, you're a cat now, you can't eat this, there's too much salt. Wait, I'll rinse you with boiling water."

Miao Xian wanted to say: I am a cat demon after all, do I still care about a little salt?

But the sentence is too long to speak, so Su Ruirui can do whatever he wants.

In the evening, Miao Xian absented from work for no reason and no one called. Brother Zhang and the others wished that the Buddha would not appear.If you want to say that with Brother Zhang's personality, you should find someone to clean up this kid, but Brother Zhang always has a bad feeling in his heart, so he simply offered to find out.

And Miao Xian doesn't have any requirements when he comes every day not to make noise, but at most he is passive and sabotages work, playing with his mobile phone when he has nothing to do.

At night, Miao Xian still came out to surf on time, running wantonly in the dark night.

If Miao Xian ran like a sharp arrow in the past, he is really a sharp arrow now, his full running speed can barely catch up with a fifty-mile car.

Miao Xian, who came to this conclusion, was shocked by himself, and then there was overwhelming excitement. Being strong is the goal that human beings are constantly chasing, just like many boys have a dream of being a hero.

"Meow ow ow ow ow oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-" I want to become a super cat~(≧▽≦)/~ la la la

At night, the sound frightened the street-stealing mice into the sewer.

But there is still a huge problem in the front, what is the method of changing from a cat to a person.This problem cannot be solved, it is too easy to go wrong.If he didn't turn into a cat at noon today, but turned into a cat at night in full view, would it be possible that he would kill people to silence him?

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Su Ruirui leaned over to the computer: "Eh? What kind of novel are you reading here... um--kiss my little cat demon? It's still a Tanmei novel!"

Suddenly, the way he looked at the cat changed.

Miao Xian rolled his eyes and quickly typed on the tablet: [You think too much, I just want to see if there is any way to become a human. ]

"Is it——" Su Ruirui drew a long tone, obviously disbelieving.

[Believe it or not╭(╯^╰)╮]

"Hey, you know how to write Yanji. I'm just curious about how you learned Chinese. You must know that Chinese is one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world. I watched you grow from such a small age to such a great age. Just I have never seen you take the initiative to study. Could it be that you are actually a monster of Buddhist practice, constantly reincarnated?"

[Comrade, your brain is too big, you might as well say that I am not having soup on the bridge of Naihe, and still retain the memory of being a human being. ]

Su Ruirui narrowed his eyes and smiled, showing his two pointed canine teeth: "You admit it." He used an affirmative sentence.

If Miao Xian had no hair blocking him, then his expression must be very exciting.He didn't know how to answer, so he could only remain silent.

Su Ruirui said, "You acquiesced."

Miao Xian continued to remain silent, now he was uneasy like a criminal waiting to be sentenced.

"You didn't hide it in front of me. Did you forget to hide it, or did you do it on purpose? I think you did it on purpose."

Yes, Miao Xian didn't even think about hiding it, it's too shameful to pretend to be ignorant, and he didn't want to lie to Su Ruirui either.

People rarely hide in front of their intimate pets, and Miao Xian has seen the real Su Ruirui every day for more than a year.He knew Su Ruirui's character, otherwise he would have found a way to leave.

But what would Su Ruirui think when he knew that the cat shell with whom he lived day and night was a human being?

Miao Xian had brought him in, and imagined various reactions, none of which was what he hoped for.

He looked up and stared closely at Su Ruirui's eyes, as long as Su Ruirui showed disgust and nausea, he would leave immediately.

Miao Xian thinks that there is a layer of hair blocking his performance and he should be calm and serious. In fact, in Su Ruirui's view, Miao Xian's whole body is full of tension and defense.

Look at the pitiful little eyes, as if saying "If you dare not want me, I will cry for you_".so cute~~

Su Ruirui's heart was soft and mushy, and he picked up the cat, "You should believe in my heart, you see, I accept the cat changing into a human so easily, but there is nothing I can't accept if I don't drink Mengpo soup Woolen cloth?"

To show his sincerity, he kissed the cat on the nose.

But——

A man's mouth is bigger than a cat's nose—

Miao Xian jumped out of his embrace, squatted in front of the pad, and danced wildly with his paws: [Fuck you, you know that I'm a fucking soul, but you still kiss me, I'm going to sue you for molesting! ! ! ]

Su Ruirui looked at Miao Xian with a sad and angry look: "Recall your performance when you became a human a few days ago, and compare it now. I especially want to ask, before you would not be tense in front of me, right →_→"

The gray-blue cat froze.

The more Su Ruirui thought about it, the more amusing she became. She turned around and shrugged her shoulders.

Miao Xian: Xiaoxiaoxiaoxiaoxiaoxiaoxiao, why not be a little more reserved when he is in human form?If you laugh again, I will go to your bedside at night and open my eyes to scare you!

While the timing of the confession was unexpected, the ending was happy.

Su Ruirui felt that the relationship between himself and the cat had been sublimated, and he said excitedly, "Come on, let's go out to eat hot pot tonight!"

Miao Xian poured cold water on him: [The hotel prohibits pets from entering. ]

"It's okay, let's find someone with a private room, I'll hide you in the bag, and then I'll ask them to prepare a very weak clear pot so that you can eat it."

[No need to clear the pot, I think I will be fine even if I eat abnormal spicy food now!I’m a cat demon now, maybe I’ll be the only one after the founding of the People’s Republic of China, how can mere food stump me (﹃)]

"Then you have to clear the pot. At most, you can try something a little bit spicy. Even if you can eat it, you have to think about your chrysanthemum. Why do you want to go to the veterinarian?" Su Ruirui smiled maliciously.

[Huh╭(╯^╰)╮Clean pot is clear pot. ]

"Why do I feel that after being exposed by me continuously, you broke the can and let yourself go?"

Miao Xian hummed in his heart, did he pretend to be reserved if he didn't let himself go.

According to Su Ruirui's method, Miao Xian really succeeded in sneaking into the private room of the hotel.

Su Ruirui ordered a mandarin duck pot and a lot of things, but he didn't order wine, so he ordered some coconut milk and the like.

The waiter asked: "Sir, how many of you are there?"

"Only me."

The waiter kindly reminded: "Sir, the things you ordered are enough for three people."

"I know, I know, I will pack the rest in a while, and I will definitely not waste it."

When the dishes were ready, Su Ruirui closed the door of the private room, and even took a stool to block it.When he turned back, Miao Xian had already come out by himself.

Miao Xian looked at the red and white hot pot, and said without any nonsense, "Eat!"

Su Ruirui nodded: "I know, I know, the pot hasn't been opened yet, why don't you order some peanuts first."

Halfway through the meal, the waiter knocked on the door and said it was the boss who was serving the food.

Miao Xian swiftly hid behind the door.

The waiter put down the food and said, "Sir, you eat very fast!"

Su Ruirui said calmly: "I didn't eat at noon, I'm very hungry."

After the waiter left, the host and the pet continued to eat.

Miao Xian made a request: "Spicy."

"No, what if you have diarrhea."

"Afraid of hair."

"Just calm down, wait until you become a human and eat whatever you like. Think about it, is it because you ate too much spicy and salty food that you suddenly turned back into a cat?"

Miao Xian scoffed at this argument, but didn't ask for spicy food anymore.