i am a kitten

On the second day, Miao Xian returned to human form by relying on pig blood.

After waiting for a few days, he went out again when he was about to turn into a cat.

Da Zhuang, whose blood was drawn again: "Brother, let's discuss something, can't you turn on the light? You see, you just have to collect blood and pay for it. Can we not torture people like this? If you are afraid that I will see your face, You can cover your face."

"No, it's my hobby."

Da Zhuang: "..." You won.

The amount of blood taken by Miao Xian this time is also 200cc.The normal safe value of each blood donation is generally 400cc, so there is no need to worry about the continuous blood collection in a week causing or harming Da Zhuang.

Miao Xian took the blood bag out of the refrigerator early, about an hour before turning into a cat.

A little bored waiting, he took out his mobile phone to watch a TV series.

After a little bit, he was awakened by a scream, and jumped up from the bed in a jerk, and saw Su Ruirui standing beside him in horror.

Miao Xian: "What's wrong?" While talking, he found that he had turned back into a cat.

Su Ruirui's expression quickly calmed down, and he burst out laughing: "It's okay, it's okay."

Miao Xian didn't know, so when he returned to his senses, he first smelled a rusty smell.Looking down, he saw that the blood bag beside him had been torn, and the bright red blood was scattered on the bed.

Brainstorming the situation just now, what Su Ruirui probably saw when he entered the door was blood all over the bed, and there was a dead cat in the middle, no wonder Su Ruirui screamed.

The culprit who caused the leak of the blood bag was the black cat.

It probably wanted to grab the blood bag away, but its teeth punctured the bag during the tug.

At this time, it is stepping on the blood bag to play, and when it touches the blood bag, a stream of red liquid will be ejected from the hole, which is quite fun.

Miao Xian gave up, the first time the blood bag became blood tofu, and the second time it became a cat toy, probably God didn't want him to drink blood.

#Da Zhuang has been crying in the toilet#

Abandon the human blood experiment, and the matter of human body sex will be put on the agenda.

That morning Su Ruirui handed Miao Xian a cup, which contained some suspicious transparent silky liquid.

The humanoid Miao Xian took it over to have a look, and even smelled it: "What is this?"

Su Ruirui coughed dryly: "Saliva."

Miao Xian: ...

"I'm not providing you with experimental materials. Don't worry, I collected them after brushing my teeth."

Speaking such written language, doesn't it still not change the fact that it is Harazi?

Miao Xian looked at the cup and said with a tone and expression as if discussing a paper: "How long has the saliva left your mouth."

"what?"

"After a long time of contact with the air, some traits will change." Miao Xian looked at him with burning eyes: "I'm afraid the saliva will not be fresh."

Su Ruirui: "..." Why do you still want to taste my mouth? ←_←

Miao Xian said: "Chinese New Year is coming soon, and Valentine's Day is after Chinese New Year. I think this item can be put together with the □□ experiment."

Su Ruirui: "..." I, am I being teased or confessed.

Both -_-||

After Miao Xian finished speaking, Su Ruirui didn't speak, and the two fell into the embarrassment of confusion instantly, even the cheeky Miao Xian felt ashamed, and there was no hair covering his face.

"I'll go down and have a look first."

"I'll go down and have a look."

The two opened their mouths almost at the same time, and then closed their mouths at the same time. The atmosphere seemed to be more embarrassing than before.

In the end, the black cat exposed its small head from the cat crawlway and broke the barrier.

When it was time to go to bed at night, they fell asleep on two single beds with their backs facing each other for the first time in a bedroom that was not too big.

Of course, this was the situation before turning off the lights. After turning off the lights, Su Ruirui secretly turned his head and saw two faint green lights on the opposite bed.

Su Ruirui turned her head silently, and the two green lights on the bed also turned silently.

The next day a screen was erected in the middle of the bedroom.

The relationship between the two quickly changed from good brothers to "men and men are different".

The clerks have always felt that the atmosphere between their boss and the boss's husband is weird recently. Both of them seem to avoid eye contact and physical communication, and they will subconsciously avoid it when they meet their eyes.But the two of them still have a tacit understanding, and the communication of many things is over with simple actions and words.

By the way, the boss's husband's clothes are all washed by the boss, including the trousers.A clerk was helping to move things, and saw the boss who was hanging clothes.The size of the trousers that the boss is hanging is not suitable for the boss of 1.7 meters.

A small group of shop assistants quietly observed, and finally came to an incredible conclusion: these two people are about to fall in love.I am in the ambiguous prelude stage of falling in love, that is, the state where the window paper has been broken by 80%.

Didn't the boss and the boss's husband get married a long time ago?They are all boss husbands, you tell them that they have not officially started dating!

The small group analyzed gossip, brainstormed, and made a judgment. Maybe the two people had been in love for a long time before, but they didn't know it. Finally, under a certain opportunity, they realized that the two men can have options other than good brothers.

Tsk tsk, it really blinds the eyes of our single dogs.

In the blink of an eye, it's the Chinese New Year again. The last time the New Year was deserted, this time the New Year is much more lively.

Years ago, Su Ruirui found that he had basically recovered his capital, which made him really relieved, and his painstaking publicity was not in vain.Business will be better in the coming year~

Miao Xian and Su Ruirui bought a lot of lively and festive laughing things, such as small lanterns, paper-cuts, Spring Festival couplets with blessing characters, small lanterns, etc., and decorated the store with shop assistants.

The clerks received the year-end red envelopes, and happily said their blessings for the holiday.Before leaving, he gave the two of them a gift, saying that they would open it at night.

There was no one else in the store, and the two of them went to buy new year's goods again. They didn't plan to buy too much food, but recently they found that something at home was missing, such as a piece of clothing or leftover food, cat food, etc.

Miao Xian immediately became suspicious. He quietly followed the black cat, and he found a pitiful medium-sized dog.

The black cat's relief objects are not limited to cats.

And this time the black cat behaved smarter, it actually knew how to put food in a plastic bag and bring it to the dog to eat.

Miao Xian recalled it, it seemed that the cat-shaped self had done similar things, and this was learned by the black cat.You said that you have already learned this, why haven't you learned the skill of painting!Placing building blocks has no future, don't you want to be an architect!

Miao Xian sent the dog to the pet hospital for treatment. After cleaning the tangled hair, he realized that it was a half-sized husky. A husky without growth is a medium-sized dog.

This kind of large dog cannot be kept in the store, so it has to be sent to the pet rescue station.

Due to limited funds, the animals in the rescue station are only a little better than basic food and clothing, and the environment is not good.

Miao Xian and Su Ruirui looked at each other, and finally decided to adopt three cats with relatively docile personalities, which can be regarded as adding a meager update material.

When the new cat arrives home, I feel that the house is much more lively.The black cat is very friendly to the new friends, and seems to be a little "cat crazy".Very quickly became one with the three cats, and established the boss status.Running and playing wildly with the three upstairs and downstairs, it was as if four huskies were raised at home.

Fortunately, they only went crazy for a while, and the cats who calmed down regained their elegance.

Miao Xian began to try to teach his painting skills to the new cat again.

The paint cans were knocked over one after another, the brushes rolled all over the floor, and Miao Xian grabbed the cats one by one into the bathroom to take a bath with a sullen face.

But he did not give up and continued to teach patiently.

Finally, after four days, the cats learned to place paintbrushes with the black cat.

-_-||

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Su Ruirui laughed unkindly, and tears came out of the laughter.

An angry Miao Xian threw himself on his face, intending to punish this disrespectful shit shoveler.

With a sudden plop, Su Ruirui was crushed to the ground by a heavy object. Fortunately, there was still a carpet on the ground.

And the heavy object pressing him was still close to his face.

Their eyes met, and the two of them saw the shocked eyes of both sides agreeing.

Su Ruirui struggled to remember, and felt a piece of smoothness in his hand. He seemed to have accidentally touched two hillocks. The touch was so good~~~ He couldn't help pinching it, and then pinching it again.

Miao Xian was stiff all over: "..."

Su Ruirui said weakly: "...Do you believe me when I say it wasn't on purpose?"

Ha ha!

Miao Xian turned his mind to the telegram and said decisively: "You have to be responsible."

Su Ruirui: "What?"

Miao Xian didn't repeat the words, but turned over to get dressed, and walked slowly on purpose during the process of entering the room.

Su Ruirui stared straight at the naked back, and there was still that smooth feeling in his hands, and he sighed inwardly, crooked.

Miao Xian, who was dressed like a real beast, came out again and sat next to Su Ruirui.

At this time, Su Ruirui was still sitting on the ground, and the two looked at each other, then turned away.

——A very typical elementary school love affair.

Miao Xian decided to take the initiative, he coughed: "Hey, how does it feel?"

Su Ruirui's face flushed instantly: "It's, it's pretty good."

Miao Xian said, "Then do you still want to try?"

Su Ruirui's face turned even redder, and her voice was as soft as a mosquito: "That..."

"Anyway, Valentine's Day is only a few days away. I think we can advance the first experiment."

"Ah, um, okay, okay."

The heads of the two slowly approached, and under the watchful eyes of a group of single cats, they finally reached an intimate contact above the neck.

Thunder hit the ground, lips and tongue intertwined, like a dance with the tip of the tongue.