Occultist

"From today onwards, you will take over my duties and become Mr.'s first attorney."

After Gou Chen finished speaking, he handed the key card to Fei Lian.

Fei Lian stood at attention and said solemnly, "Yes."

Gou Chen said: "I don't have much time, but I can still take you for half a month. After half a month, you must be on your own, not only to protect the safety of your husband, but also to meet his needs as much as possible. Don't let our logistics team get too involved. .This is both Mr. Protection and the Protection Team, understand?"

Fei Lian said, "Understood!"

"You don't have to stick to the army." Gou Chen thought for a while and said, "Relax, sir is... a more casual person. If he wants to tell you about his information, including his name and identity, you can Listen; if he doesn't say a word, you call 'sir'."

Fei Lian then relaxed and took a rest gesture: "Yes."

Gou Chen led him through the gate, entered his fingerprints, and then led him to the security and logistics team for an introduction.

When they lined up, Fei Lian suddenly noticed a person who was painting the wall.

This man was wearing a hoodie messed up with paint spray and a white mask. He was holding a paint bucket in one hand and a brush in the other, and carefully painted the south wall from east to west.

Fei Lian: "?"

He managed to attract Fei Lian's attention, because he had never seen such an ugly worker who painted walls.

After 30 seconds, the well-trained security guards gathered and looked nervously at the silent Fei Lian.

The person who painted the wall brushed to the gate, and waved to the security room without looking back.

While staring at the surveillance camera and enforcing the most stringent security regulations, the gatekeeper elite returned a gesture indifferently to this ordinary wall painter, and opened the titanium alloy high-level secret security gate.

Fei Lian: "??"

So the wall painter carried a wet brush and walked away from the gate equipped with the world's top protective facilities.

The gates began to close.

There is a long white mark on the wall that he painted, which is not ugly at all.

Fei Lian: "..."

He didn't speak for a long time, Gou Chen realized something and came over to ask.

Fei Lian said: "As the first attorney, if I encounter something related to my husband, I have the right to act cheaply and don't have to report in advance, right?"

Gou Chen nodded.

Fei Lian picked up his coat in an instant, stepped forward and jumped off the platform, ran to the gate at the speed of a world trapeze, and successfully squeezed out within a second before the gate closed.

Everyone: "???"

Fei Lian ran all the way out, and came to the street in just 2 minutes, but he didn't see the figure in front of him for a while.

He looked around, and suddenly saw someone wearing the gray coat painted on the wall, stepping on a skateboard, sliding directly down the stairs.

Thirteen stairs, the skateboard still trembled a few times; Fei Lian didn't tremble at all, he put his hands on the railing, stretched and stretched his vigorous body, and fell to the bottom in a second.

I saw that the rider on the skateboard made a detour, winding tens of meters ahead.

Fei Lian was speeding down the sidewalk at the speed of Bolt, and finally caught him: "Stop!"

The skateboard rider was stunned and said, "What are you doing?"

Fei Lian was surprised, and reached out to grab his collar: "Isn't this your clothes?"

The skateboarder shook his head in confusion: "Are you sick? Someone gave me 100 yuan just now to wear this dress for street photography—"

Needless to say anything, Fei Lian suddenly realized that he had been tricked, and turned his head annoyed.

On the first day of work, the subject of protection just ran away!

Fei Lian was going back to make a report, and then went back to find someone.

He never expected that just as he lifted his collar to wipe off his sweat, someone suddenly called out not far away, "Hello."

Fei Lian's sharp eyes immediately turned away, only to see a person wearing a peaked cap squatting on a high place against the light.

The peaked cap said: "New here, looking for me?"

Fei Lian: "...???"

At this moment, Fei Lian didn't know how to react, he just listened to the cap play: "If I knew the new one was so beautiful, I wouldn't run so fast. Did you get tired just now? Come on, brother treat you to eat." thing."

Fei Lian: "..."

At this moment, Gou Chen's words flashed across his mind like lightning: Mr. is a... more casual person.

On this side, the peaked cap has already walked up, turned around and said, "Still not following?"

Fei Lian noticed that this man seemed to have a weak leg and feet, and the knee of his right leg was not very bent, so he could only walk with a limp.

Two minutes later, Fei Lian was led by the peaked cap and sat at the octopus ball stall by the side of the road.

The peaked cap smiled and said, "Boss, do you have wasabi-flavored octopus balls here?"

Boss: "This...is really not mustard-flavored."

Cap: "Boss, look at your store, it has been open for several years. Why don't you even have a pattern, and the octopus balls are only made in the original flavor - they can't be special, so how can customers remember them, right?"

Boss: "You're right, but I still don't have mustard."

Peaked cap: "Did you know that wasabi is popular in Tohsaka and Akihabara now. If you can grasp this trend and brand it with an authentic taste, the business will be far more than that."

The boss was confused for a while, and said, "But I really don't have mustard—"

The peaked cap said: "Look, a pack of mustard only costs a few yuan, and it only takes a few seconds for you to spread the mustard, but for this feature, customers are willing to pay an extra five yuan."

The boss understood this time: "All right, all right, I'm going to buy wasabi right now. Mustard-flavored balls, add five yuan more."

The peaked cap fully agreed, and looked back at Fei Lian and said, "The boss is not bad."

"..." Fei Lian had come to his senses at this time, "Sir, you need to report first if you want to go out. If there is any accident outside, we will all be responsible."

The peaked cap said: "Can I eat a small octopus ball and choke myself to death?"

Fei Lian: "That's not what I meant."

The peaked cap whistled: "And don't you still protect me?"

Fei Lian was speechless for a while.

After a while, I saw the boss came back with a bag of mustard powder.

The peaked cap looked very happy, raised his right hand high, and said, "Boss! Here are ten servings of original octopus balls—"

Very original octopus balls.

original……

At that moment, the expressions on the faces of Fei Lian and the boss froze.

After a while, the boss remembered and yelled, "Grandson! I won't beat you to death!!"

The peaked cap popped up from the seat in an instant, and hiding behind Fei Lian, he said, "So who, did you bring a wallet?"

Fei Lian's hair was full of black threads, and he quickly unbuttoned his coat.I saw that the peaked cap couldn't wait to reach out and take it out by myself.

Fei Lian: "Hey, hey——"

The peaked cap has already found out his wallet, holding it to the boss and said, "200 yuan! I'll give it to you, okay?"

The boss held the bag of mustard in one hand, his face was livid, he took several deep breaths, and finally decided to swallow it for the sake of money.

Fei Lian: "..." It's hard to say.

The peaked cap sat back, broke off a pair of chopsticks for Fei Lian, and said, "Eat, eat, eat, these are small octopus balls for 20 yuan."

Fei Lian then took the chopsticks, looked at the peaked cap to eat, and said, "Sir, do you want to go back after this meal?"

The peaked cap tapped him with chopsticks, and said: "Are you stupid, there are so many ten servings, you can finish it?"

Fei Lian thought for a while: "I should be able to finish eating."

The peaked cap slapped his thigh: "That's right! Go back after you finish eating. I can't finish eating so I can't go back. There's nothing wrong with it."

Fei Lian: "..." Everything is wrong! ! !

In order to let the protected object go back earlier, Fei Lian silently introduced the eating method he learned in the army: pick it up, open your mouth, pour it in, and shut up.

A few minutes later, the remaining nine boxes of octopus balls all entered Fei Lian's stomach.

Fei Lian: "Can I go back now?"

The peaked cap smiled slightly: "You've finished eating, and I'm still hungry. —— Boss, five more servings, one price!"

The boss turned his anger into joy, and Fei Lian was speechless.

At this moment, the peaked cap got up and went to the cashier to pay, and said a few words to the boss.The boss looked back and walked towards Fei Lian.

Fei Lian didn't know, so he looked at the peaked cap—the peaked cap smiled approvingly, which made him even more confused.

Just as the boss walked up to Fei Lian.

The peaked cap suddenly turned around!Cross the cash register, and then run towards the opposite side of the road!

"..."

Fei Lian almost instinctively jumped up and chased after him.

Unexpectedly, the boss yelled: "Where are you going! These five copies have not been paid yet!!"

Fei Lian was startled, and touched his pocket with his hand, and realized: The subject of protection wanted to take his wallet before, and he hasn't returned it yet!

The boss pinched Fei Lian's shoulders with one hand, and said with a sneer, "I've seen something wrong with you two for a long time! How can there be two big men who are so tired of eating so much during the day! It turned out to be a king's meal!"

Fei Lian: "Listen to my explanation, I'm from a special department, let me go and let me get my certificate!"

The boss snorted coldly: "Want to run? Dream on you! I'm going to call the police!"

Fei Lian: "..."

Two seconds later, Fei Lian put his hand on the boss's arm with a blank expression, and turned around beautifully and fell over his shoulder!

The boss, a rough guy weighing 240 pounds, was rounded like a bundle of sugarcane, he couldn't turn 270 degrees freely in the air, and fell on the table with a bang.

Fei Lian said: "I'm sorry, boss, I will pay you another day!"

Fei Lian chased him out again, and saw that the peaked cap had already boarded a taxi, and the car had already started.

At this time, even the first cosmic speed can't catch up, but Fei Lian's dictionary does not have the word "give up".He squatted down, fastened his shoelaces, fastened his waistband, and took a deep breath.

Then run away.

...about the speed of flying.

The peaked cap sitting in the car looked back and couldn't help being speechless.

The taxi driver in front kept looking back at the rearview mirror, dumbfounded, and said, "Brother! Did you mess with the agents of some supernatural organization?"

The peaked cap sneered: "Chinese dragon group, have you heard of it?"

"..." the driver said, "Brother, the dragon group is all novels around 00. Your taste is too backward. I will show you two two-dimensional supernatural light novel masterpieces some other day."

Peaked cap: "Aren't secret agents lagging behind?"

Just as the driver was about to speak, he glanced at the rearview mirror and saw Fei Lian crossing the half-meter-high railing and continuing to run wildly on the curb. He was getting closer to the car!

The driver glanced back at the 120-yard dial and said dumbfounded: "This guy! Aliens came?!"

The peaked cap said: "Keep driving, he won't be able to keep up with the stamina."

The driver wondered: "This is the way to the train station. It's only getting more and more congested. I'm sure I won't be able to drive so fast later."

The peaked cap smiled, opened Fei Lian's wallet and looked through it for a while, and said, "Get rid of him, and I will pay you an extra 2071 yuan."

More than ten minutes later, the car stopped at the gate of the train station.

The peaked cap stepped out of the car in a leisurely manner, and Fei Lian could no longer be seen from a distance.So he smiled and limped into the train station.

He rummaged through his coat for an ID and bought the nearest ticket.

Just as he was getting into the car, he suddenly felt a chill behind him.

Turning around, I saw a panting Fei Lian standing at the ticket gate, his coat was soaked, his chest and abdominal muscles were clearly printed on the T-shirt, his forehead was covered with crystal beads of sweat, his Adam's apple swallowed hard, and the sweat flowed smoothly. The chin dripped into the placket.

Tsk tsk, delicious food. —Someone thought inwardly.

Time seemed to stand still for a second, and the peaked cap suddenly jumped into the carriage!

Fei Lian saw him at first glance, and immediately looked left and right. Taking advantage of the crowds entering the station, he flew directly through the ticket gate and jumped into the carriage.

All of a sudden, the crowd seemed to be separated by waves, making waves of dissatisfaction.

Fei Lian turned a deaf ear to it, seeing the peaked cap dangling not far away, but he was blocked by passengers in the aisle.

Fei Lian glanced at the structure of the carriage, jumped onto the seat immediately, and moved to the side of the peaked cap at a constant speed in a crawling posture.

The peaked cap said: "You... you shouldn't be a supernatural being, nor an alien. Ninja? Spider-Man?"

Fei Lian panted heavily, and said, "Where are you going? I have to report to my superiors."

The peaked cap suddenly clapped his palms, and said happily, "There is only one truth—you must be a Hong Kong reporter!"

Fei Lian: "..."

Cap slowly dragged his right leg and found his own seat, which happened to be in the first row, so Fei Lian was able to stand in front of him.

Fei Lian said unyieldingly: "Please get out of the car with me, sir, this is too risky. If you continue like this, I will take compulsory measures."

There were only 2 minutes left before the car started, and the surrounding people were full, looking at them curiously.

"Oh, don't worry, I'm waiting for someone." The peaked cap said.

Fei Lian subconsciously said, "Who?"

The peaked cap suddenly stretched out his hand: "Flight attendant!"

The passing flight attendant then approached and asked, "Sir, what can you do?"

The peaked cap smiled slightly, and pointed at Fei Lian: "I want to report! This person got on the bus without buying a ticket."

The flight attendant then looked at Fei Lian: "Sir, could you please show your ticket and ID card?"

Fei Lian: "..."

Then, when Fei Lian reached out to touch his pocket, his expression froze completely: his wallet, his ID card, and his cash had all been cheated away by the peaked cap long ago.

Heh, the object of protection is a big, fart, eye, and son who is deliberate.

On the first day of work, I wanted to hit someone.