The Rat

Chapter 19

It may be that Mr. Big Squirrel underestimated the enemy due to his success every time, or Shu Qi's disguise was too harmless. In short, the big squirrel who was talking nonstop just a moment ago fell to the same... In the hands of the human "big ears" (this is the nickname Song Shu secretly gave to Shu Qi in his heart), and he was brutally forced to confess!

Speaking of Shu Qi's method of extorting a confession, it is definitely "borrowed" from the TV movie.

In view of today's harmonious society ruled by law, hello, hello, hello, everyone, even all kinds of British and American dramas are not allowed to be broadcast. When modern films extract confessions, they use violence at most, which is a bit lacklustre, while ancient dramas have more methods.

Of course, under the strict requirements of Zongju, the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty that were too bloody and violent in ancient times must not appear.In order not to spoil the little friends, the methods of coercing confessions are often locked in a small black room, scratched, etc., and the more tragic ones are hanging with a small leather whip stained with pepper water or holding a red iron Stirring hot meat and the like.

Shu Qi, who thinks that he has seen and understood all the "methods" of ancient and modern times (still from TV), looked at the pinned down big squirrel from the beginning to the end with malicious intentions-it takes a long time to close the small black room Will it work, if you scratch it, scratch a big hairy squirrel?Forget it then.

However, the smooth and smooth fur, especially the fluffy and smooth big tail, can fully show the owner's love for it... As a furry species, the squirrel twitched its chin, provoking a big squirrel that made the big squirrel feel happy. With a hanging smile, he grabbed a bunch of hairs on the squirrel's big tail and began to exert strength.

So, under Yang Ancun's astonished eyes, Shu Qi calmly dragged the big squirrel, which was ten times bigger than his body, leaving scratches of a fierce struggle, and dragged it to a corner of the huge cave, and began to cut deeply. "Friendly exchange".

As a rather narcissistic young man, Shu Qi would never admit that he had always wanted a long, fluffy tail, but instead he had a tail that was covered with scales and even developed into armor. The squirrel was quite envious and jealous when it had that big tail!

And Mr. Squirrel, as a good squirrel in the new era who is very knowledgeable about current affairs, after being dragged to a corner and thrown down by Shu Qi mercilessly, he quickly pulled his big tail and hugged him in his arms, looking at him without tears. The baby's tail, which was usually carefully cared for by him, was pulled into a mess by this little guy in front of him, and even lost a tuft of hair!

The squirrel looked at the guy who was not as tall as his own calf, and wanted to make him look good. He secretly weighed the force value of the two sides in his heart, and recalled the unshakable strength of the pair of small claws just now, which was like a mountain. Immediately, its The integrity is gone in an instant.

So, just when Shu Qi was quietly bleating and rehearsing how to do it later, and was about to do it with great interest, the big squirrel was already like a good baby, drooping its head, while hugging its big squirrel in distress. Tail, poured beans into the bamboo tube, and poured out everything he knew.

Shu Qi opened his mouth to ask, and he answered what he asked, as if he was bound to confess to the end.

The only bad thing is that this guy has a bit of a chatty attitude, and he often asks this question. The big squirrel can be dragged thousands of miles away, and it is impossible to grasp the point-needless to say, it is going to participate. □ In the exam, the Chinese composition must be zero!

With such thoughts in mind, Shu Qi didn't seem to have any expression on his face, but he kept pondering in his heart.

This squirrel has been living on the island since it was conscious. According to human calculations, it is already hundreds of years old.The reason why it was able to enter this cave was that one day long ago, it swallowed a fruit unintentionally, and was hunted down by natural enemies, so it rushed in in a panic.Since then, this place has become its sanctuary—after its clever experiments, no matter what kind of creature it is, as long as it is under its leadership and within a certain range, it can also follow it in, otherwise, it will definitely enter. not coming.

The life on the island was actually quite simple, so one day it found a two-legged beast...that is, a human being was grilling meat, and was attracted by this scent in a daze.This human said something it didn't understand, and it actually made things on the island into delicious food that it had never seen before, so it followed the human every day.When the human was talking to it, out of curiosity, he followed up with a few words, and the smiling human immediately sat down on the ground... Even though it has been so long, it still doesn't quite understand why, Are only humans allowed to call like that?

It did not elaborate on the following days, but after a few years, the human who taught it many things told it that he still had concerns in his heart, so he took the boat he made and entered the place surrounded by white mist all year round. In the sea, never came back.

After that, after a long time, the one who broke into the island this time was a completely different human being. His hair was not as long as the previous human beings, only a short section, and his clothes were also different from the previous human beings. .It thought it was the previous human being who came back, and ran out happily, only to find out that this is not the case... Although they all look similar (in fact, it proves that in the eyes of animals, human beings also look similar), but soon It turns out it's not the same one.

Thinking of what the first human told it, that human beings can't live for a long time, they can only live for a few decades. It had a guess in its heart, but it never expected that it would have grown as big as it is now, and hadn't learned any special skills It actually made that human have a bad heart, not to mention that it foolishly introduced that human into the cave...

Shu Qi and Yang Ancun looked at each other, probably knowing why the squirrel harbored ill intentions towards them who stepped onto the island.

Facts have proved that they guessed right.

At the beginning, the human tried to catch the giant talking squirrel, but after finding out that this idea seemed unrealistic, he planned to kill it and skin it... Who knew that the squirrel would actually take him into a cave full of treasures? What about the cave?He seemed to have seen his own bright future, and only then began to spend his energy on coaxing the squirrel.

As a squirrel who is still ignorant, I can't understand many words of human beings. After all, after living for so many years, I was happy at first and not so vigilant. Later, my senses are more sensitive than human beings. There are so many of them, how could they not discover this human being's malice towards him?

Although the first human didn’t teach it anything like Sun Tzu’s art of war, he taught it how to defend itself if there are still humans coming to the island with good intentions. For a very, very long time after the humans left, the lonely it recalled and reviewed the things humans taught it over and over again, and it took almost no effort—after all, where the body shape and strength are, it will put that hateful The human took it, and in turn made that human his slave.

This time, it learned to be smart and tried to learn more from this bad-ass human being, but this bad-ass human being is very different from the first human being. There are very few other useful things picked up from the mouths of humans who kept cursing it.

"What happened later?" Compared with Shu Qi, Yang Ancun wanted to know what happened to that human being.

"He wanted to kill me and eat it. After doing this a few times, although he was useful enough to help me grill meat, but for the sake of my life, I shot him back and killed him." The squirrel said that although he was shiny Slippery baby’s fur is inconvenient for cooking and barbecue. Compared with meat, he is more used to eating nuts and the like, but the food that humans can cook, occasionally he can make it once without worrying about trouble, and it is enough to satisfy his hunger. He wouldn't be so stupid as to keep a guy who threatened his life all the time.

"..." Yang Ancun was speechless, and realized how stupid he was back then.

As a squirrel who doesn't really understand the truth, he knows that he must be exterminated in the face of danger, but when the self-proclaimed smart self finds something is wrong, he still foolishly follows it, which will lead to tragedy.And even when he arrived on this island, even though such a mysterious thing had already happened to him, he still didn’t raise his vigilance when facing the squirrel——as a human being’s superior subconscious, he thinks that animals are animals, and he never thought of animals. In fact, it will retaliate against humans.

In other words, it doesn't matter whether he is "before death" or "after death", because Xiaoqi is too capable, as an ordinary human being who has lived in a society ruled by law for a long time, except in film and television works, he has not had much contact with the dark side. , He has been hit and tempered too little, so he continues to be fooled so stupidly.

Looking at Xiao Qi, who is beside him although he is his pet, but has always been extremely reliable, Yang Ancun couldn't help but reflect inwardly.In fact, as a human being who has lived alone for a long time and has a relatively strong self-survival ability, once Yang Ancun's mentality is corrected, it will not be a problem.

But when Yang An had lowered his head to reflect on his stupidity, and what he must pay attention to in the future, Shu Qi was quite sensible and pulled back the building that was tilted to outer space by the big squirrel: "Yeah, your experience It’s still quite rough and tortuous, which makes people sympathetic, so what does this have to do with this cave? Don’t tell me what you don’t know about this cave. You have been in and out of this place freely for so many years. You should have walked here all the time. ?”

Squirrel: "..." That human didn't even react, why did this guy react so quickly?You say a rat with a bald tail, why bother a beautiful rat with a big tail like me?Could it be that this guy is jealous of my tail?

The squirrel expressed his displeasure!

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Revised on December 2017.28, [-]