I'm not a scumbag

After Xie You took a shower, he lay naked on the bed and checked Weibo. There were traces of a certain beast all over his body.

The beast just wanted to take a shower with Xie You, but Xie You saw through its crooked intentions at a glance, and was brutally rejected. At this moment, he was bathing in the bathroom alone in depression.

The hustle and bustle on Weibo was about Xie You again. He was already used to the hot searches every three days, and the reasons were extremely varied.

For example, this time, [a well-known university professor xxx criticizes the top academics in the entertainment industry to corrupt the academic circle, and first refers to a certain popular niche]

The professor seemed very dissatisfied with the fact that the entertainment industry frequently called himself a top student, so he posted a long article, pointing the finger at Xie You.

At the end of the article, there is a sentence of compassion, "Nowadays when actors are in power, no one cares about those who really contribute to the country, the world, science and all mankind.

Xie You's fans are so angry, but they also know that rushing to criticize others at this meeting is tantamount to recruiting Xie You, so they commented calmly, saying that although there are many fakes, some of them still have real talents.Some people directly pointed out that it’s not that no one pays attention to the academic circle. It’s not contradictory that the academic circle is flourishing because everyone admires celebrities. The professor, as a scholar, often hangs around in places like Weibo to attract people’s attention. Demonstration of respect for scholarship.

Of course, there are also a small number of passionate fans who directly send private messages.

So he was caught in the arms of others, and the professor immediately took a screenshot and posted a Weibo again.

@xxx: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture], look at some fan comments below, as well as various private messages of abuse, you have already proved that the traffic's Xueba persona is just a gimmick, if it is true, how can it be Do you need to jump over the wall in such a hurry? [Characteristics of Nasty Traffic NC Fans] 1. Stepping on people.You you on the line. 2. Self-centered, the whole world is chasing me. 3. Mental depression.Do you know how hard he worked?Welcome to take your seat~

This Weibo is even open and aboveboard @谢游了.

The fans were so angry that they couldn't counterattack. It seemed that no matter how they responded, it was wrong, and they were completely in a passive position.

I can only humbly use honorifics, various apologies, and various explanations to gain favor for my idol.

For some reason, in the current entertainment industry, traffic has suddenly become synonymous with "original sin".

All the critics who stand on the opposite side of traffic seem to occupy a certain commanding heights, shamelessly rubbing against the popularity of vulgar traffic, and at the same time criticizing it seriously from the commanding heights.

There are also some fans with more powerful mouths.

——It’s great, the professor’s fan circle uses 6!

——I also @人家正主, I'm afraid that other fans won't see it, right?

——Oh, you have to pay attention to the comments first, I understand the professor, I will cancel it immediately after scolding, I hope my ID will not pollute your eyes.

——Let me be fair, hasn't the turmoil over Xie Youxueba's character design been over long ago?It seems that no one is still bragging about his mastery, right?He himself basically didn't mention that he is a top student, so what do you mean by this sudden appearance, Professor?

.......

After such a fuss, the entry [xxx Appreciation Tour] entered the top three search list.

Xie You sneered, before he finished laughing, a person suddenly came across behind him, blocking most of the light.

Bucheng's hair was still wet, and he bit Xie You's shoulder. "What are you laughing at?"

"Don't lie on me, you didn't lie on me enough today? You're dead." Xie You said.

Bu Cheng didn't follow, but intensified, fumbling around with one hand, rubbing his head against Xie You's neck.

Xie You was shivered by the wetness, "Blow-dry your hair first, brother."

Bucheng was going to make trouble, Xie You was quite helpless, and he couldn't beat him or scold him. Every time Xie You wanted to deal with him, Bucheng would always say, "Is it possible that I won't want me if I continue to make trouble..."

Xie You was like a parent who was ready to slap but couldn't do it for a long time.

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and simply turned around on the person.

Bucheng's hair was still dripping.

"Be obedient, get up, and blow your hair."

Stepping down a little bit, Bucheng bit the man's lip.

Xie You also followed him, fooled with him for a while, and then kicked him away. "If you don't want to catch a cold, go sit there, and put on your clothes.".

Bucheng was very obedient when his hair was blown. Xie You also put on his clothes and stood between people's legs. He actually likes blowing people's hair.

"What were you looking at just now?" Bucheng put the hair dryer handed over by Xie You aside, and put his arms around him.

"You brother You was hacked again."

"Ok?"

"Someone questioned your brother You's clever mind."

"Let him go." Bucheng said.

Xie You chuckled.

Xie You showed Bucheng his phone. After reading it, Bucheng frowned. This is the most troublesome kind. Most celebrities choose not to reply, but if you don't reply, you seem to be taken advantage of by others and you can't refute it. Go back, you I can only humbly say that I am not worthy.It seems that academics are inherently superior to those in the entertainment industry. In the final analysis, the essence is the same, and everyone has different responsibilities.

Bucheng slid down, "I feel like your fans are aggrieved."

Xie You sighed, "Yes."

"What are you going to do?" Bucheng asked.

Xie You took his phone back and clicked on the professor's Weibo. In fact, his idea was very simple. If he is really a scholar who is obsessed with academics, and a researcher who is really worried about the future of the country, then forget it and just be a professor. It's a professional gap.

But if man is just a grandstanding clown...

Xie You, who sat on Bucheng and swiped the page, suddenly smiled.

After a while, Xie You's fans all over the Internet were shouting "Brother You is mighty".

Self-proclaimed scholar, university professor, titles and so on are all right, but if you are a scholar in a certain university, how can you write a paper and fake it?

Xie You didn't say anything, just posted two pictures, the data in the professor's paper and the real data in the materials, those who understand will naturally understand.

Xie You laughed, "You said he was not good at picking anyone, but he had to pick me. I was before. Writing a graduation thesis hurts my brain. I had an experiment but couldn't get the result, so I gave up. It turned out that people have done it now. How much magic?"

A few days later, the Weibo account of the well-known professor was canceled.

Xie You was still sitting on Bu Cheng's body, hugging his neck and laughing non-stop.

Bu Cheng especially likes Xie You's airy appearance, he can always take care of everything, not hurting others and not allowing others to invade him at will.

"Brother, I will rest tomorrow." Bucheng said suddenly.

"Huh? So what?"

Deliberately, this person definitely understands.

Xie You chuckled, "How about this, you can post a Weibo at will, and if you get thousands of likes in one minute, I'll do whatever you want."

One minute of ten thousand praises is of little importance to Xie You's account, but Bucheng is not an artist after all, with only a few million Weibo fans, one minute ten thousand praises is actually not easy.

He thought about it, Xie You just looked at him leisurely.

Facts have proved that your step total is still your step total.

He tweeted.

@Step City: Please help me, thank you. @ Xie You. [picture]

The picture is an old age emoticon package, a spring landscape photo, with colorful words "spring is here, everything recovers"

Comments with the highest frequency: Fuck me, I get it hahaha Bu always come on!

Xie You was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, he immediately went to grab the phone, "Who told you to @我? You're trying to get my attention! You can't do it, it's a foul."

Bu Cheng had long hands and long feet, and when he pulled back, Xie You, who was a body away from him, couldn't pull that arm.

Nauteng Jianbucheng can also flip the phone up, swipe his finger, refresh, 5w praise.

He simply threw the phone away, it wouldn't shatter if it fell on the floor anyway.

He immediately took Xie You away.

Xie You smiled angrily: "Okay, okay, you are amazing, you are amazing."

Bucheng is not polite at all, he really messes around as he comes. From a distance, this lonely light has not been extinguished for a long time.

The next morning, Bucheng woke up.

He felt that something was wrong, Xie You in his arms was gone, it was impossible, he probably didn't have the strength to get up and toss about breakfast.

The ceiling is not the part of the house where there is a slight water seepage and people have to repair it, but it has not been repaired until now.

This is not his house, there is no one in the room, the decoration of the house is almost ten years ago, and the bed under him is even a Simmons from the last half century.

It's noisy outside, like a party.

Bucheng stood up and met a little boy.

The little boy was standing by the door, looking like he was eleven or twelve years old. He was obviously a coquettish and noisy age, but with a face that saw through the world, he looked at Bucheng without any surprise in his eyes. He was not even as calm as the other party.

"Have you had your supper yet?" said the child.

Bucheng subconsciously shook his head.

The child nodded, went out for a while, and came back with a meal in his hand, followed by an adult.

"Son, haven't you eaten it?" Yao Hua said.

Bucheng was sitting in front of Yao Hua, but Yao Hua didn't look at him, Xie You looked at Yao Hua, looked at Bucheng, he smiled at his mother, "I didn't eat enough just now, don't worry, I will wash the dishes later."

Yao Hua smiled reassuringly, and patted his son's head, "Well, good boy, I'll make my own food when I'm hungry, so mother will continue entertaining guests?"

Thank you for your good words.

The sound of closing the door fell.

Bucheng saw that the smile on Xiao Xieyou's face shrank suddenly, as if he had never smiled at all just now. "She can't see you."

"Yes." Bucheng said.

"I can see."

"Yes."

"who are you?"

Bucheng thought for a while, "You will be 20 years later."

Xiao Xieyou was silent for a while, then nodded. "Let's eat."

Bucheng took another look at Xiao Xieyou. Looking at it this way, his eyebrows and eyes were indeed somewhat similar. Those half-peach eyes were already shining brightly when he was eleven or twelve years old.

If Yao Hua didn't come in, even if he guessed to death, he wouldn't be able to guess that the kid was Xie You. He even thought it was him, but he remembered that he obviously didn't look like this when he was a child.

It's just that I really can't connect this taciturn and calm kid with the flamboyant Xie You.

"Will I grow this tall in the future?" Xie You asked.

Bucheng swallowed his food, "Yes."

"You look rich and you are a boss. Will I be the boss in the future?"

"Hmm." Bucheng nonsense solemnly.

"Are you really me in 20 years?" Xiao Xieyou belatedly began to doubt.

Bu Cheng put down the bowl and chopsticks, and spoke out all the hidden features of Xie You, even including the details of that thing.

Xiao Xieyou seemed a little surprised, but at least he believed it, and seemed to think that unless it was him, no one should know the characteristics of him so well.

"What are you doing here?" Xie You said.

What to do... Bucheng got stuck, how did he know what he was going to do.

"Help you find a husband."

"Husband?" Xiao Xie's big eyes were full of confusion.