My Pig Saved the World [Comprehensive British and American]

Avengers base.

Tony sat at the bar with dark circles on his face, drinking one cup after another.

Damn it, I don't know why, ten hours have passed since he had the nightmare, but he still feels that strange smell is still haunting him, it seems that the smell is all over his body!

Snapped!He slammed his glass on the bar, jumped off the bar stool, strode out of the rec room, and rushed to his room.

In the corridor, Bruce Banner walked towards him. He stared blankly at Tony rushing past him like crazy, and asked, "Hey, Edwin, what happened?"

"Nothing happened!" Edwin replied.

Banner pointed to Tony who had disappeared at the end of the corridor, and asked, "Then...what happened to Tony? Is he in a hurry to save the world?"

"Sorry, I don't know, Dr. Banner." Edwin replied calmly.

"Okay! So, what is he going to do now?" Banner asked suspiciously.

Edwin was silent for a while, then said, "Bather..."

"What?" Banner thought he heard it wrong, "You said Tony is so hot, is he going to take a bath?"

"To be precise, this is the sixth time Mr. Stark has taken a bath in the last hour!" Edwin said.

"Is he crazy? Is it okay to take so many showers?" Banner didn't quite understand this.To be honest, Tony really likes to be clean when he is not fighting, but no matter how clean he is, there is no such thing as taking six showers in an hour, right?Did he suffer from some ulterior disease?

"Sorry, I don't know too well," Edwin replied.

Banner shook his head and said, "Okay, then we can only talk about it after Tony takes a shower!"

Edwin said, "I'm afraid that's the only way to go."

However, Banner didn't ask anything from Tony after he took a shower.

Tony returned to the entertainment room with an ugly face, and went to the bar to continue drinking.

Banner sat down beside him, watched him drink, and said, "Tony?"

Tony glanced at him, took an empty wine glass and poured it, pushed it in front of him and said, "Have a drink with me."

Banner frowned slightly, smelling the strong aroma, and after Tony drank the wine in his hand, he asked, "Hey, Tony, did you... knock over the perfume bottle?"

"Oh, almost!" Tony raised his eyebrows expressionlessly, and poured himself a glass of wine, "By the way, Edwin, order me a new perfume."

Edwin said: "Okay, is it the boss you often use?"

Tony hummed and poured another glass of wine into his mouth.

"Tony...you...what happened?" Banner hesitated, looking at Tony who smelled of alcohol and aroma, "Hey, maybe you can talk to me, I think I'm quite suitable as a friend Listen."

"Come on, Banner, don't you remember? You once fell asleep while I was telling the story!" Tony smiled self-deprecatingly, "No, no, I'm fine!"

Banner looked apologetic and said, "Oh, that time... well, sorry, I was so sleepy that time, it was hard not to fall asleep after working all night."

"Speaking of work, did you see that box?" Tony asked.

"Box? What box?" Banner asked suspiciously.

"The one that the captain brought back from the Hydra stronghold in Los Angeles!" Tony turned to look at Banner, "I have done a preliminary test yesterday, and I have opened the box, and there is nothing in it." He poured the wine, this time I didn't drink it right away for the first time, and pondered: "I think the bastards of Hydra...should not hide the empty box as a treasure and list it as top secret, so you may need your help next."

Banner nodded and said, "Of course, no problem." He picked up the wine glass and covered his nose slightly as if drinking, God, the perfume smell on Tony's body is too intoxicating, "You send the box to my experiment in the room?"

"Of course!" Tony put down his wine glass, looked at Banner's appearance of drinking but not drinking, was silent for a while, and asked, "Can you smell anything from me? I mean besides the smell of perfume."

Banner looked back at Tony and said honestly, "Smell of wine, Tony, how much wine have you drunk?"

Tony raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh, how many bottles? Who cares!" He smiled, stood up and waved at Banner, saying, "Go ahead!"

"Hey! Tony! Where are you going? You won't..." Banner took a deep breath, watched Tony quickly leave the entertainment room, and swallowed the sentence "Aren't you going to take a shower again?" Back in his stomach, he muttered: "Should I send everyone a text message?"

"Dr. Banner, what message are you sending?" Edwin asked.

Banner shook his head, vetoing his previous thoughts, and said, "It's okay, I don't want to send text messages anymore."

Princeton town.

Karin drove her broken Beetle to a stop at the door of a dilapidated warehouse, she turned her head to look at the two pink little pigs sleeping soundly in the back seat of the car, laughed, and said, "Okay, Lazy pigs! Here we are!"

Hearing Karin's voice, the two little pigs stood up staggeringly with their buttocks twisted. One of the little pigs with a little black spot on the ear turned to look at Karin and said, "Where is this?"

"This is my home! It's your home now!" Karin replied, opened the car door and got out of the car, and said to the little pigs, "Come on! Get out of the car!"

The two little pigs jumped out of the car without any objection.

Karin led the two little pigs towards the warehouse door. She took out the key and opened the subway chain tied to the door. She turned her head and looked at the little pig who was looking up at her, and said with a smile: "Oh, don't be surprised. oh!"

The two little pigs looked at Karin puzzled.

Karin turned around and pulled the iron chain aside, reached out and grabbed the doorknob and pushed it aside hard.

The iron door slid to one side.

The two little pigs stood at Karin's feet and looked in. They were stunned, and they all cried out in surprise.

I saw bright headlights on in the huge warehouse. Under the lights, an elephant slowly got up and walked towards the door. It shook its nose and said to Karin dissatisfied: "You are late! The family almost changed!" Into the Colosseum!"

Immediately afterwards, a black-capped hanging monkey squeaked and jumped onto the elephant, stretched out its paws to Karin, and yelled, "Banana! Banana! Banana!"

Before Karin could answer, two zebras, a tiger, and a bear all came over and said to her, "Why did you come back! We are all hungry *blocked keywords*! You didn't know how to stay before you went out." Is there enough food?"

Karin sneered, and said, "That...well, I forgot!" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a clucking sound, and a hen flew towards Karin.

Karin reached out to catch the hen, after successfully avoiding the bad luck of being hit in the face by the hen.

The hen with flower feathers struggled to climb onto Karin's arm in great dissatisfaction, clucked a few times, tilted her head and glared at her and said, "You liar girl, we agreed to only go for an hour, Do you see what time it is?"

Karin looked at the fat hen on her arm, and said regretfully, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll prepare food for you right now!"

The fat hen stared at her with her small eyes, and said, "That's pretty much the same!" After saying that, it shook its head, jumped off Karin's hands, swaggered up to the two little pigs, tilted its head and asked: " Hello! Who are these two children?"

The two little pigs looked at the fat hen in bewilderment, and shyly hid at Karin's feet.

Following the fat hen's questioning, all the animals in the warehouse gathered around. The oldest one was Charlie the elephant. He stretched out his nose and walked around behind Karin, touched the little pig's head lightly, and said in a low voice: "You actually brought back two pigs!?"

"Two pigs? Should it be two pigs? Charlie?" asked the fat hen suspiciously.

Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, Karin shrugged and said, "Well, let me introduce, these two children will be members of our circus from today on." She pointed to the little pig with black patterns on its ears and said: "His name is Peggy." Pointing to the little pig with a black pattern on its butt, "This is Edward."

The two little pigs looked at everyone expectantly, but unexpectedly they got no response.

Suddenly, the black-capped hanging monkey jumped onto Karin's shoulder, grabbed her ears with its claws, and screamed: "Can pigs perform? Hey! Are you crazy? Even if our business is too bad, you can't find pigs." Two pigs come to play?"

"Two pigs!" corrected the fat hen.

The black-capped hanging monkey didn't care about this, it grabbed Karin's ears firmly, and shouted at the fat hen: "Two pigs, two pigs!"

Karin didn't say anything, endured the pain in her ears, took out a piece of chocolate from her pocket, and while the monkey and the hen were arguing about two pigs or two pigs, she secretly held the piece of chocolate away Throw it around.

The screaming of the black-capped hanging monkey stopped immediately, and it frantically rushed towards the direction where the chocolate fell.

Well, the world is clean!

Karin rubbed her ears and said to the animals: "In short, this is our new member, I hope you can...don't bully them."

The fat hen snorted and said, "Who would bully a child, except that stinky monkey Jack." After speaking, she walked away with small steps.

Not far away, Jack, who was called a stinky monkey by the fat hen, was happily eating chocolate.

Karin looked down at the two little pigs and said, "Don't be afraid, they're all fine."

The black eyes of the two little pigs revealed a deep suspicion.