My Pig Saved the World [Comprehensive British and American]

Avengers base, recreation room.

Tony sat in front of the bar, drinking wine in silence.

Natasha and Banner sat on the sofa and watched him drink. They both sat in the same posture, with helpless expressions on their faces.

"Mr. Stark, the captain's Quin-jet fighter is landing on the tarmac." Edwin said calmly.

Tony just raised his glass, he paused when he heard the words, turned his head to look at Banner and Natasha who were sitting not far away, and said, "How could a person who is on vacation in Seattle come back suddenly? Can any of you tell me?"

Banner smiled, shrugged his shoulders innocently, and said, "Don't look at me like that, I'll be a little confused when you pass out, so I can only inform everyone."

"Everyone!" Tony emphasized, "Who did you notify? Except the captain."

Natasha raised her eyebrows, raised her hand, and said, "And me."

"What else? You won't notify everyone, will you?" Tony frowned at Banner.

Banner looked up at the sky and murmured, "Oh, so it's still possible to do this? If I knew it, I would have sent mass text messages."

"Hey! Banner!" Tony gasped, "Who did you call?"

Natasha burst out laughing, she stood up and walked slowly to Tony, took the wine glass from his hand and drank it down, put it in front of him with a snap, and said, "Don't worry, your secret Not on the Avengers news promotion."

"Hmph! Don't worry, it's absolutely impossible! I'm the editor-in-chief of Avengers News!" Tony picked up the bottle and poured half a glass of wine, "I just don't want even children to know that I fainted!"

"Child?" Natasha smiled, "Oh, that child, he probably wouldn't know."

Tony nodded, turned to Banner and said, "So, how many people have you notified?"

Banner smiled and said: "Actually, there are not many people. I notified Sol, Hawkeye, the captain and Natasha. You also know that Sol has traveled to space, and all contact methods will not be available in the short term." He, Hawkeye"

"Hawkeye is on a mission, I know that!" Tony breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and said, "Very good! At least you didn't notify everyone."

Banner put on his glasses and said aggrievedly: "Hey, Tony, it's so unfair to me to say that, it makes me feel like I'm a loud voice, and I can't keep any secrets. It can't be a secret, can it?"

Tony pursed his lips. No, he didn't want everyone to know the secret behind his fainting. Becoming a pig is not something to show off.Thinking of this, he held his chin and thought to himself, how long will it take for Happy to reach that small farm in Texas, and how long will it take to get the pig back?He felt as if he was turning into that piggy frequently, which was not a good sign!

Just then, Steven Rogers and Mary Winston entered the recreation room in casual clothes.

"Oh! The captain is here!" Banner smiled and stood up as if seeing a savior.

"I heard that Tony has woken up?" Steven asked, then turned his head and saw Tony sitting by the bar, and strode towards him.

Banner apologized to Mary who came in with Steven, and said, "Hi, Mary, I'm so sorry to interrupt your vacation."

Mary shook her head and said, "Anyway, he only has three days off, so he just returned to New York early." She turned her head to look at Tony who was sitting upright, raised her eyebrows, and said, "It seems that Tony is not in good spirits? "

Banner shrugged.

At the bar, Natasha nodded to Steven and said, "You are late, this guy is already awake."

Steven smiled and said, "Are you sure he won't faint again?"

Natasha glanced at Tony with a smile, reached out and patted Steven's arm, and said, "You have to ask yourself, right? Tony." After speaking, she walked towards Banner and Mary.

Steven took Natasha's place just now, sat down, turned his head to look at Tony who hadn't said a word since he came in, and said, "Are you okay?"

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched, and he said, "It's probably due to lack of sleep. It's over after a night's sleep. What can I do? Banner just made a fuss and interrupted your rare vacation with Mary."

Steven nodded, reached out to take the bottle from Tony, and said, "But, as far as I know Banner, he's not the kid from Queens, is he?"

"That kid from Queens?" Tony raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't you know his name?"

"Of course I know." Steven smiled. He took an empty glass, poured some wine in this and Tony's glass, and said, "Peter Parker."

Tony grabbed the glass, drank it without hesitation, and said, "That's right, the kid should be very happy if he knows you remember his name."

Steven smiled happily when he heard this and said, "He knows, don't you remember what this kid is doing part-time?"

Tony's complexion suddenly turned pale. He put down his glass and said in a deep voice, "Of course I know. I also know that he often teams up with Mary Winston to fight monsters like vampires."

"What?" Steven was taken aback, then turned to look at Mary who was chatting with Banner and Natasha, "Are you sure?"

Tony sneered and said, "So you don't know anything about it?"

Steven was silent for a while, and said, "You should have seen the answer from my face."

Tony chuckled and said, "Oh, I see, obviously you don't know anything about Mary still being a hunter."

All right!Steven turned to look at Mary again.

Here, Mary received two stares from Steven, and couldn't help raising her eyebrows in surprise. Although the distance was not far, Tony and Steven spoke in a very low voice, and she didn't know what they were talking about at all, but , should be related to her.She asked Banner, "Let's forget about Tony's fainting? I thought I was going to visit him in the hospital when I got back?"

"No, I don't know." Banner shook his head, "Toni's fainting is not normal in my opinion, all the tests are normal, if you want to explain it by lack of sleep, I don't think Tony lacks sleep, so... "

Natasha looked at Steven and Tony who were talking quietly, and said softly, "He has a secret."

"It looks like he doesn't want to tell us!" Banner shrugged helplessly.

Mary stood up suddenly and walked straight to the bar.

Tony saw Mary out of the corner of his eye, and said gloatingly, "Hey, don't you two fight in front of me!"

Steven followed Tony's gaze and turned his head. Seeing Mary approaching, he murmured, "You look hopeful..."

Mary walked up to Steven, put her hand on his strong arm, tilted her head and looked at Tony and said, "Are you talking bad about me, Tony."

"Oh, that's right!" Tony poured a glass of wine, then raised the glass to Mary, "Will you have a glass?"

Mary raised her eyebrows, looked at Tony's expression of "I'll just say bad things about you, what can you do with me", thought for a while, and said, "Even if you say bad things about me, I'm afraid you can't get Steven's attention. Take the force away from your fainting."

Hearing this, Tony almost got a sip of wine stuck in his throat. After swallowing the sip without changing his face, he said with a smile, "Oh, Mary."

"Look, he's guilty!" Mary said with a smile, leaning on Steven's arm.

Steven smiled slightly, looked at Tony and said, "Now, let's talk about your fainting, Tony."

Tony put down his wine glass, walked away from the bar, and said casually: "You all make too much fuss."

"We made a fuss?" Natasha snorted lightly, "If you're really fine, why did you let Happy go to Texas to buy pigs?"

"Pig?" Steven looked at Tony suspiciously.

Tony smiled mischievously, and said, "I just suddenly want to eat roast suckling pig. I heard that a certain farm in Texas has a relatively good piglet, so I asked Happy to buy one for me. Why, can't it?"

"Tony, you shouldn't have forgotten that you planned to go in person at first!" Natasha said while clasping her hands.

Tony looked around with a look of "you think too much", and said, "Is there anything wrong with going to the local place to eat roast suckling pig?"

"Roundtop, the smallest town in Texas, the most famous thing there is not the roast suckling pig." Banner sighed, "Tony, we just want to help you!"

"That's right! I don't want you *blocked keyword*, Tony!" Natasha said coolly, "So, before I say what I guess, why don't you tell me what happened What's up?"

Tony stroked his chin and looked at Banner. Banner looked at himself worriedly with an expression of "tell me what to do". He raised his eyebrows, turned his eyes, and saw Natasha's calm gaze. He and her They made eye contact for a few seconds, then moved away immediately.

He slowly paced in the entertainment room, turned around, and saw Steven sitting at the bar and staring at himself intently. If you don't say anything, let's go out for a fight, he twitched the corners of his mouth, Focusing on Mary beside him, he pointed to Mary and said, "I can tell, but I'll only tell her!"

"What?" Mary asked in surprise. "Me?"

Steven frowned, stared at Tony and asked, "Are you serious?"

"Of course!" Tony raised his chin, "I'll just tell her, can't I?"

The corner of Mary's mouth twitched, what the hell is going on with Tony?

"Do you want to know, Mary?" Tony asked with a handsome smile.

Steven said disapprovingly: "Tony, if you don't want to tell us what happened to you, then it's okay, I won't ask anything from now on! You don't need to tell Mary, she can't help you!"

Tony shrugged, looked at Steven with a half smile, and said, "Hey! Shut up your jealousy, Steven. You're wrong, why did I choose to tell Mary? No, not because I didn't want to tell you guys. , so it's not because she can't help me, so she prevaricates casually, on the contrary!"

Banner looked at Tony in a daze, and softly asked Natasha beside him, "Can Mary help him?"

The corner of Natasha's mouth curled slightly, and she said in a low voice, "Didn't you see it?"

"What do you see?" Banner was a little depressed. To be honest, observing words and expressions is really not his strong point.

Natasha smiled, put her hand on Banner's arm, and said, "Pay attention to his eyes."

Banner began to look at Tony carefully, his eyes looked like... Seeing hope?

Tony looked at Mary and said, "You want to know, Mary Winston?"

After exchanging glances with Steven, Mary smiled and said, "You are not afraid that after I know, everyone who knows you will know? Don't forget, I used to be an entertainment reporter!"

Tony chuckled and said, "Oh, I'm scared, but instead of telling you guys what happened to me, it's more fun to just tell you, isn't it?"

God is so interesting!Mary thought helplessly in her heart, can I say, in fact, don't I really want to know why you suddenly fainted alone?