Ginseng disease, you

After watching the three episodes of TV happily, 22 buried himself in the flowerpot, and pulled the soil with both hands to bury himself deeper, leaving only a few emerald green leaves and red fruits.

This is what Qi Shu saw when he got home.

This is the No.22 day when 17 came to his house.

Not long after this ginseng essence became enlightened, after agreeing to treat him that night, it stretched out its roots and wrapped them around his hand, and meditated for more than ten minutes as if he was feeling his pulse. I knew that this little monster didn't have much cultivation, and I was afraid that he couldn't cure the Yin Qi in his body.

When he was still thinking about how to get some ginseng meat without hurting its life, the little ginseng slowly retracted its roots as if discouraged, and the thin roots rubbed against his wrist, making it tingly and itchy.

22 Holding the root of his left foot, he began to count troops, "choose-to-who-is-is-who-don't-to-fear-pain"

Qi Shu heard Ginseng Essence's words after a pause.

22 Every time I say a word, I move a thin root to the left, and the ginseng that has not been pulled runs to the right as if consciously, trying to avoid its hand.

Unfortunately, the tenth is the longest one. 22 was a bit reluctant, and was afraid that Qi Shu would think he was stingy, so it tried to look at Qi Shu's

expression, but dare not look straight in the eye, eyes wandering.

In the end, his heart broke, he tore off the longest root with a snap, and handed it to Qi Shu with his teeth bared.

Looking at the ginseng essence grinning, Qi Shu wanted to laugh for some reason, and the paleness and gloom brought about by the backlash of Yin Qi between his brows dissipated a little.

He has been wandering in the ghost realm and the human world all year round. He has seen spirits and monsters killing people to eat their hearts to increase their cultivation. He has seen businessmen begging for money to feed fox demons and being backlashed, but he rarely sees people who hurt themselves and save others.

So this person and one essence get along quite harmoniously.

22 Hearing the sound of the door opening, half of his body jumped out of the soil with a bang, and he put his hands on the ground to pull himself out forcefully.

He said loudly, "You're back!"

like a puppy.

Qi Shu thought, and suddenly understood why more and more people like to keep a dog at home, just to know that there is a life waiting for them enthusiastically and full of expectations when they open the door.

"Is there any bubble water!" 22 happily ran to Qi Shu, completely unaware that this person threatened him a few days ago.

Qi Shu took out a can of Coke from the plastic bag, opened the tab and put it on the table.

"Hmm~" 22 pokes the roots in, trembling happily with the carbonic acid bubbles, "This one tastes better than last time!" It pokes more roots into the opening, wishing to soak the whole ginseng in.

Ever since it was dipped in some lemon soda last time, it has fallen in love with drinks from the human world. It tastes different every day, and its favorite is carbonated drinks.

But Qi Shu, who gave it bubble water, changed from a patient to its gardener in its heart.

The word gardener is said by four feet. It says that only the most capable and best-looking ginseng is qualified to tame a human being, let him loosen the soil, fertilize it, and even catch insects.

22 I am so envious, I really want to find a gardener of my own, it can loosen the soil by itself, but there are always bugs to bite its leaves when it is asleep, it really needs a competent human being to catch bugs for it— —Of course, after drinking soda, it has one more request, which is to provide it with bubble water.

And its gardener not only gives it bubble water, but also thoughtfully rinses its sticky roots after he drinks the bubble water, and then wipes it clean.

22 Lovingly rubbing Qi Shu's hand with the leaves, I said in my heart, I will definitely cure him, let him live a long life, let him be my gardener all the time, and I will take good care of him.

Qi Shu didn't know 22's psychological process, so he wiped off the ginseng essence, ground the roots that 22 gave him, mixed them with cinnabar, banzhilian, Tiangen bark, etc., and finally swallowed the powder.

22 tugged at Qi Shu's sleeve worriedly, it knew that cinnabar is poisonous, although it has strong yang energy, it is not suitable for internal consumption.

Qi Shu swallowed the water without changing his face, and said, "It will be fine, it will be much better with you."

He originally wanted to say your meat, but for some reason, seeing the worry and guilt in Ginseng Essence's dark eyes, he couldn't say those two words.Qi Shu took another sip of hot water to suppress the slight turmoil in his heart.

Fu said again, "I'll teach you the formula of changing form, tomorrow weekend, I'll take you out once."

The rare turmoil in Qi Shu's heart was wiped out by 22's scarecrow-like appearance.

"No.20 four times." He said. "You went from a scarecrow to a scarecrow that looks like me."

"I, I haven't learned transformation yet." 22 lowered his head in shame.Not only the shape change, but also its human world rules, let alone the encyclopedia of common sense in the world.

It can only change according to Qi Shu's appearance.

Most of the monsters Qi Shu had seen were evil monsters. Not to mention humanoid transformation, he had also learned a lot of secret arts and other methods.

Fairies are mostly born in the deep mountains, and transformation is their first step towards the world, because transformation accounts for half of the scores in the "Fairy Level Exam", and a quarter of them are written tests, for example: if someone sees you by chance ears/leaves, which behavior should you choose:

A. Beat him to death and kill him.

B. Modify his memory so that he forgets what he saw.

C. Lied to him that it was a fake ear/leaf, and took off the ear/leaf to show him.

D. Threatened him to silence him if he leaked the secret.

E. All of the above are wrong.

Three-quarters of it is practical exercises. The invigilator of Yaomeng will transform Yaoyao into a human form and take him down the mountain for a week-long life in the world.

During this period, the test demon not only has to buy food alone and take on simple jobs, but also has to face various emergencies set by the invigilator.

Make sure candidates are not scared out of the prototype under any circumstances.

Therefore, people like Qi Yu who smuggled down the mountain without obtaining a human pass will be blacklisted if they are caught by the Demon League.

Without the mental method, the formula is really not very useful.

Although Qi Shu is... from that family, he doesn't have the ginseng transformation method.He sighed in his heart, thinking about going out later.

Although 22 is stupid, Qishu is very sensitive to emotions. He feels that the chance of a day trip in the world is about to slip through his wooden branch!

"I will learn it hard," 22 thought about the plot in the TV series. It put two wooden branches with long sides on the neck, but they couldn't close them because they were too stiff, but it ignored this small point. Insufficient, began to hang his voice and said: "You let others go~"

Not getting a response from Qi Shu, it said even harder: "Good brother~"

With a wooden face similar to his own, with a coquettish expression, Qi Shu's brain was severely beaten by socialism.

With a gaffe he had never done before, he slapped away the two wooden branches wrapped around his neck.

Seeing 22 stretching out his hand persistently, like an infatuated man trying to save a scumbag, Qi Shu couldn't figure out how to put together his similar features to put on such an expression.

"You practice by yourself." After saying that, Qi Shu quickly walked into the bedroom, leaving 22 in the study.

22 Although he is a lazy ginseng who can only read the first few lines of reading, if he was a human being, he would probably be a little spicy chicken who can only recite words until abandon, but in order to go on a day trip to the world, he insisted on practicing three to four hundred times. Finally, at six o'clock in the morning, I had a personal appearance.

Thinking about it this way, I am really grateful for the foresight of the Goblin Alliance. All goblins, regardless of their race, will receive education in human languages ​​once they are born.

Although wolf spirits can communicate by howling and dryads can communicate by pulling their roots and touching leaves, fairies of different races can communicate in human language.

In some places, goblins not only have to learn Mandarin, but also dialects.In the past, there was a hen spirit. When she went to Beijing, she was always considered to be from Guangdu, because she kept saying, "I am a hen."

Qi Shu heard the rustling footsteps outside the door, his eyelashes fluttered a few times, and he slowly opened his eyes.

The blackout curtains were not drawn tightly enough, and as they swayed in the cool morning wind, one could see the pale fish-bellied sky in the distance.

The weak light lingers and refuses to stride into the room, most of his body is hidden in the darkness, and the gentle appearance outside seems to be swallowed up by the darkness.

The man's pale skin also glowed a little coldly in the darkness, and the smile on his lips was still there, but it was a bit ironic without the pretense.

If 22 entered the room at this time, he would never believe that the person in front of him was the 'gentle' gardener it wanted.

"Qi Shu Qi Shu!" 22 couldn't stop cheering when he heard the movement in the room, "I've transformed!"

The man opened the door and walked out. When he saw 22, he stood at the door.

The face of the 'human' in front of me is five points similar to Qi Shu's, with stretched eyebrows, a high nose bridge, eyelashes that are long and interlaced like black crow feathers, the end of the eyes is a bit deep, but the pupils are brown, very translucent, full of strangeness. The innocence and sincerity of knowing the world.

The world often uses stars to describe people's shining eyes.

But Qi Shu felt that the pair of bright eyes in front of him did not look like stars in the night sky at all.

The stars twinkle because they are in the dark.

But these eyes, this spirit, have not experienced the slightest darkness.

It is more like the morning sun polishing the night, more like the morning dew in the lotus and the sunrise on the sea.

Full of joy, anticipation, vigor, vigor—those exuberant vitality that he had never had before.

It has a jade-like neck and broad shoulders, and there are even smooth muscle lines between its chest and abdomen.Looking down, until the mermaid line, and then the slender legs.

Ok?

Is there something missing.

Qi Shu turned his gaze back again... and found that the two are indeed seamlessly and smoothly connected.

This cannot be blamed on 22.

All its touching references come from daily contact with Qi Shu and people seen on TV.

It is impossible for Qi Shu to let him see the scenery under his underwear.

On TV... it's against the law to play hooligans!

It originally wanted to pinch its own face according to Qi Shu's facial features, but after thinking about how he disliked him yesterday, 22 wisely did not pinch an identical face.

It is the face that it took a long time to pick and choose on TV before spelling it out!

It is said that humans also like chest muscles and abdominal muscles!It squeezed out without a teacher!It's like kneading bread, but it has to be symmetrical, which is a bit annoying, and it took a long time to knead.

Short hair is also very annoying. 22 wants to keep long hair like a woman. This is a symbol of ginseng’s health, but it has never been in contact with real female humans, and it feels like its chest is bulging. What is difficult to pinch, it feels that there is something wrong with it, so it reluctantly shortens the branches.

TV has indeed taught 22 a lot, and it feels that this is much more vivid than the "Encyclopedia of Common Sense in the Human World"!

Qi Shu pondered for a while, reckoning that this guy probably didn't have... a buttocks, let alone a world inside.

Anyway, a ginseng doesn't need to go to the toilet, let alone that kind of thing, if you don't have it, you don't have it.

He didn't want to go to the trouble of teaching this, lest the goblin would turn into a moth, so he acquiesced in a humanoid manner.

Fortunately, Yao has five senses. He can hear, speak, eat and sleep. Otherwise, it would be too difficult for this guy to pinch his taste buds and nerves.

He threw a set of clothes and pants to it, "Put it on, I'll buy you some new ones later."

22 was so happy that I could finally go out.

Before going out, Qi Shu said to it—he can be used now—“I have to change your name. What do you want to be called?”

22 is very happy, he thinks this is the first step to integrate into human society.

He rushed forward quickly, hugged Qi Shu who was putting on his shoes from behind, and said cheerfully, "My name is Qi Yu!"

He buried his head into Qi Shu's neck and rubbed it together as if to thank him.

Qi Shu heard him say, "I'm so happy to meet you!"

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