Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

It has to be said that, compared to Illumi, Hisoka has always been a person who enjoys life more.In addition to his high taste in appreciating 'fruits', Hisoka also has a unique charm that is unknown to everyone.Hisoka is a murderous magician with heavy makeup, but when the disguise is removed, Hisoka is just a normal handsome man Hisoka.

And the normal handsome man at the moment——Hisoka, he was lazily lying on the sofa, staring at Illumi who was studying the mission information on the sofa opposite with an intriguing smile.

Hisoka, who didn't wear bright makeup from a magician, wore his red hair that was slightly wet and messy after taking a bath, and his well-defined facial features were extremely handsome.Even without the narrow and long phoenix eyes set off by eye makeup, they are still sharp and sharp.Hisoka blinked, and then slightly raised her sexy thin lips.

"Illumi." Hisoka called softly.

As a matter of course, Illumi did not respond.

Hisoka was not discouraged, and spoke again to explain his original intention.

"The night outside is so beautiful today, why don't we go and see it together?"

Illumi glanced at Hisoka indifferently, and frowned slightly imperceptibly.

Hisoka continued: "Illumi, let's hang out together! Don't you feel bored when you read the mission information every day?"

"Don't disturb me. If you want to go, you can go by yourself!" Illumi continued to look down at the mission information.

Hisoka showed a hurt and disappointed expression, and lamented: "Illumi, you really have no interest at all! So boring~~~"

"Hisso~" Illumi's tone was full of threats.

Hisoka shrugged his shoulders and couldn't help sighing: "Okay, I see."

Afterwards, Hisoka stood up slowly. "I'll go to Lux Bar. If you change your mind later, welcome to meet me there~!"

Illumi sighed silently, and shook his head unconsciously and helplessly.

Hisoka knew very well what Illumi's body language meant.

"Illumi, I'm taking this invitation very seriously! Don't you think it's been a long time since we hung out together?"

"You are the boring one!" Illumi suddenly narrowed her eyes in displeasure. "The two of us live together every day. Since we see each other every day, why do we have to go out together?"

Contrary to what Illumi thought, Hisoka had a completely different opinion.

"Yes, the two of us live together. But even so, we should occasionally find time to go out and have fun together! Illumi, let me ask you a question!"

"what is the problem?"

"Do you remember when was the last time we went out on a date and spent a sweet time together?"

Seeing Illumi who was thinking hard, Hisoka couldn't help but sneer mockingly.

The expression on Hisoka's face now seems to be completely written: 'Look!I knew you couldn't answer it! '

Illumi, who really couldn't think of the correct answer, didn't dare to answer Hisoka casually, and then he immediately used an indifferent expression to disguise the guilt that was constantly rising in his heart.

"So what if I really don't remember? I don't understand, why do you have to go out on a date to count as dating? Anyway, we all live together, like now, two people stay at home together, so it doesn't count as dating Did you?" Illumi pretended to be righteous, even though only he knew how weak he was when he said this.

Hisoka snorted disdainfully. "Illumi, I think you are completely wrong! In my opinion, you are dating the mission information in your hand!"

"Hello!" Illumi, who had no words to refute for a while, could only shout out as if venting.

Hisoka had a serious face, and couldn't help feeling a little angry.Hisoka left with a flick of his sleeves without looking back, leaving Illumi to stay where he was.

Illumi looked at the back of Hisoka slamming the door of the house vigorously, and felt very uncomfortable.Illumi didn't even have time to think about what he did wrong in the conversation just now, and was overwhelmed by the uneasiness and self-blame that came like a tide.

'Did I go too far...? ' Illumi couldn't help thinking secretly.

Perhaps, he should think more from Hisoka's standpoint.

After sitting there like a fossil and thinking for a long time, Illumi finally made up his mind to find his lover Hisoka.After making up his mind, Illumi finally put aside the mission materials that he had been inseparable from for the past few days, then straightened his back and went straight to the gate to go out to find Hisoka.

When two people are together, cooperating with each other and accommodating each other is a great learning that must be learned.

Since it's my fault first, it may not be a bad thing to bow my head and take the first step of reconciliation occasionally!

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It was supposed to be a peaceful night, but the dark tide was raging, and it was not peaceful at all.

As the night grew darker, the carnival people in the city that never sleeps began to make the night boil.

In other words, Hisoka at this moment immersed himself in the deafening music and the strong aroma of wine.Hisoka doesn't have much self-control when he's in a bad mood.In this way, one cup after another, the spirits with excessive alcohol content were poured into the mouth like clear water.Hisoka's drinking capacity is actually not bad, but in such a short period of time, it is unbearable for anyone to torture himself with such a reckless drinking method.So in less than half an hour, Hisoka was already drunk, sitting at the bar with a bottle of wine and giggling.

And at this time, a woman with a hot body and a seductive dress like a goblin took the initiative to strike up a conversation with Hisoka.The woman was wearing a fiery red tight-fitting red dress. The fabric of the dress was so small that it could not cover the woman's proud and exquisite figure.Hisoka scanned the woman's turbulent breasts with his drunken eyes, and the corners of his mouth raised up uncontrollably.

"Handsome guy, you are so lonely by yourself~ How about, let me play with you~!" The woman's restless hands had already skillfully unbuttoned Hisoka's white shirt, and the cool white jade tender The hand climbed up Hisoka's strong chest provocatively.

Hisoka couldn't help laughing.He looked at the glamorous and charming woman who looked like her with a graceful body, and he couldn't help but feel a little throbbing both psychologically and physically.But soon, the only sliver of rationality still kept Hisoka's wavering heart.

"Although it's a pity, I already have my name and my heart." Xi Suo said.

The woman has no intention of backing down. "So what? I don't care anymore, what do you care about?"

The woman gently held Hisoka's cheeks, and forcibly fixed Hisoka's gaze on herself.Then, she took the initiative to lean over and kiss Hisoka's lips.Faced with the temptation to take the initiative to come to his door, Hisoka, who has been drunk and dazed at this moment... his string of reason is broken!

The two people who depended on each other were greedy for each other's enthusiasm, completely oblivious to the figure that was so close at hand.But at this time, Illumi's slender figure seemed to be pinned in place and unable to move.Illumi stared at the picture of Hisoka and the sexy strange woman kissing without blinking her eyes, and the complex emotions spreading in her heart couldn't tell whether it was anger or the sadness or hatred of being betrayed.

After a long time like this, Hisoka suddenly seemed to realize something, and vigorously pushed the woman in his arms away with both hands!The woman who was suddenly rejected was a little stunned, but soon returned to normal.Hisoka stared at the woman in front of him with a satisfied smile on her face, feeling a strong sense of guilt in his heart.

"It was a mistake." Hisoka sighed suddenly.Just when he was about to continue to say something, Hisoka suddenly noticed a scorching gaze from somewhere.A very bad premonition welled up in his heart, Hisoka turned his head in a certain direction, and saw the ashen-faced Illumi standing there upright.

No matter how intensely drunk he is, he should be fully awake by this time.When he noticed Illumi's figure about to leave, Hisoka no longer cared about the woman he had kissed just now, and immediately took long legs to catch up with Illumi.

"Illumi, wait a minute!" Hisoka's voice was drowned in the noisy environment.

Illumi didn't want to neglect for a moment, and immediately speeded up her pace and disappeared into the crowd.Hisoka was not to be outdone, and hurried to catch up with full power!After a while, Hisoka finally caught Illumi, and the two started a one-on-one confrontation in the dark back alley of the Lux bar.

"How dare you flirt with other women in front of me? Tell me! What excuse do you want to use to get away?" Illumi's tone was not kind, and his whole body exuded a strong murderous look.

"Sorry, I'm just a little drunk."

"Hmph~!" It is impossible for Illumi to accept such a bad reason.

"Illumi, my heart belongs only to you. It was just a mistake just now...I admit that I made a mistake, please forgive me this time!"

"Hum, hum!"

Seeing that Illumi was completely indifferent, Hisoka decided to continue atonement in another way.When Illumi was defenseless, Hisoka suddenly hugged Illumi tightly, and then kissed him without saying a word!Illumi subconsciously wanted to push Hisoka away, but after 1 second, he completely surrendered to Hisoka's aggressive and skillful kissing technique, forgetting all resistance.

Since I can't explain it clearly, why not use actions to prove my consistent love for Illumi!Hisoka thought so.He loves Illumi no matter what the circumstances.Although Hisoka would sometimes find it difficult to restrain himself from making some incomprehensible and misleading actions, Hisoka knew that the space in his heart had already been filled by Illumi.In his life, Hisoka will only love Illumi.

After a long time, the two whose breath was a little unstable slowly separated their lips that were tightly pressed together.

"Forgive me!" Hisoka whispered ambiguously into Illumi's ear.

Illumi, who had been kissed by Hisoka for a long time, exhaled heavily, and said softly, "Sisuo, remember to prepare some healing medicine when you get home. If necessary, please also contact Maggie and be ready to come." Help you heal at home."

"Why prepare those? I'm not injured." Hisoka asked confusedly.

However, Illumi raised the corner of his mouth and sneered, making Hisoka shiver unconsciously.

"Honey, don't worry! We haven't come home yet~!" Illumi said.

As the saying goes: "Capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped." '

It seems that Hisoka will be able to bear it after a while!

that's it……

This night is destined to be restless.

"Illumi~ How could you treat me like that, I really love you~~~!"

The pitiful wailing and begging for mercy of the N word Hisoka and the description screen of the wonderful action movie are omitted below.

[end of short story]