Spoof Hunter-Siyi BL Short Stories

When two people get married together, there can be thousands of reasons.

But when I was planning to divorce, even if there was only one reason, it was too much.

In other words, Illumi seems a little sentimental recently, often loses his appetite and is depressed, and even his favorite dessert can't arouse his interest.Hisoka was very distressed by this, and after discovering Illumi's increasingly thin body, his mood fell to the bottom.Seeing the increasingly haggard Illumi, Hisoka felt more puzzled than distressed.

On this day, Illumi just returned home after finishing a job.Hisoka, who finally seized the opportunity to be alone, immediately asked with concern: "Illumi, what's wrong with you? Why do you seem so depressed recently?"

The frowning Illumi's face darkened, and he became even more depressed.

Hisoka still didn't give up, and continued to ask patiently: "What's the matter? Did something happen? Tell me! I'll see if I can help."

But Illumi shook his head and said, "This is a big problem. But... I'm afraid neither you nor I can help."

"Eh...? What happened?" Hisoka took Illumi and both of them to the long leather sofa in the living room and sat down.

Hisoka encouraged: "Don't worry, just talk about it!"

Illumi looked at Hisoka's face full of worry and concern, warmed his heart, and said softly, "Actually, it's not something I can't tell you."

"Well, then you just say it! Illumi, we are already engaged, and we are a family emotionally and logically. No matter how difficult the problem arises, I will accompany you to solve it together."

Illumi nodded. "I know you will stay with me. But what's happening now is beyond our control!"

Hisoka frowned unconsciously. "What's the matter? What's the big problem you're talking about?"

"Actually, the thing is like this..." Illumi sighed heavily. "My younger brothers and the housekeeper in my hometown sent news a few days ago that my parents are getting divorced!"

"Huh? What?!" Hisoka screamed in astonishment.

伊路米默默地点了一下头，心情更显郁闷。

"I thought your parents had a good relationship! What's going on? Why did they suddenly get divorced?"

"Actually, I'm not too sure about the details. Anyway, I just heard from my brother and the others that there were some incidents at home last week." Illumi sighed slightly, and continued: "It is said that the whole thing happened like this. ..."

In this way, Illumi told Hisoka everything he knew.

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It turned out that one day, Shiba who stayed at home fell ill.But the sad thing is that at that time Ji Xi, that is, Illumi's mother, although she did not know how to use a thermometer, she was still very enthusiastic to help Xiba take the temperature.Just like that, Ji Xi called the family doctor and said, "Doctor, please come here quickly, my husband's body temperature has reached 73 degrees."

The doctor who heard the shocking news responded with great emotion: "Dear wife, the matter has come to this point, I'm afraid I can't do anything. Please send Mr. Shiba to the fire brigade immediately!"

How do you know, then the slender Ji Xi really sent Xiba to the fire brigade just like that~!

"..."

Even though Xiba was a bit confused due to illness, his mind was not clear.But he felt unwilling to accept this 'accident', and felt that his wife, Ji Xi, was too incompetent as the contemporary hostess of a family of killers who beat enemies.But based on his tolerance and consideration for his partner, Xiba chose to remain silent, and did not reveal any dissatisfaction to Ji Xi at all.

A few days later, amidst the n-time chatter of Xiba, all the dissatisfaction and countless complaints accumulated in his heart that exceeded the limit of his own tolerance were finally summed up in one sentence.

"Ji Xi, although I feel sorry for you, but... I have decided, we should divorce!"

"What did you say--?!"

就这样，揍敌客的现任家主席巴和太太基袭闹起了家变，开始准备打离婚官司了。

"..."

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Hisoka and Illumi are in the joint house in City A.

"It's such a complicated feeling." Hisoka said that he was very conflicted at the moment.

"Sigh~ I don't even know what they are thinking." Illumi sighed.

Hisoka stretched out his hand, smoothed Shun Yilumi's long black hair gently, and said in a voice of relief: "Don't worry too much. They are all adults, and they will always know how to deal with them properly."

"I hope!" Illumi said weakly.

Hisoka couldn't bear to hug Illumi lightly, comforting Illumi in his own way. "Don't be sad. Illumi, you still have me! No matter what happens in the future, I will never leave you."

Illumi's voice as light as thin ice faintly entered Hisoka's ears.

“什么永远都不会离开？那些都是骗人的。”现实并没有童话故事般那么美好。

Hisoka frowned slightly, slowly let go of Illumi, and then looked at Illumi's expression from a close distance.

"Illumi, although I am a person with the ability to change the mind who loves to tell lies, I will never deceive you. Every word I say to you is sincere!"

But Yilumi still didn't want to buy it, and deliberately turned his face away to look elsewhere in a daze.

Hisoka felt a little helpless, and then said: "Trust me! Illumi, just like your parents, I believe they will reconcile as before. And the two of us, like them, can continue to Live happily ever after for a hundred years."

"Really?" Illumi was very skeptical.

Hisoka looked confident.

"Well, there must be no problem."

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After a few more days like this...

The farce of divorce between Kichu and Shiba has finally progressed to the stage of waiting for the judge's divorce judgment in court.

Illumi, accompanied by Hisoka, went to the court to attend the hearing with anxiety.

The judge asked in a serious tone: "Why do you two choose to divorce?"

Ji Xi replied in an extremely aggrieved tone while crying: "Because he doesn't talk to me!"

The judge looked at Sheba again, and asked, "Mr. Sheba, why don't you talk to your wife?"

Shiba had a cold face, and his tone seemed very helpless.

“那都是因为我不想中断她讲话啊！”

The judge's state of mind at the moment: 'What kind of plane is this? ! @#@￥@#￥#%'

"Huh?! God! My husband~ I didn't even know that you didn't talk to me, you just wanted to let me finish talking~~~! I didn't realize it before. What? I thought you were complaining that I wasn’t good enough to be your wife. I thought you didn’t love me anymore, so you deliberately didn’t talk to me in the cold war~! Wow~ I didn’t expect anything It's going to be like this."

"What nonsense! How could I not love you?"

“那你那天干嘛跟我提离婚？！”基袭尖锐的嗓音让在场的人们都不自觉地皱起眉头。

"No one told you to give me a chance to defend myself. You kept yelling that I didn't love you enough and didn't like you anymore."

Ji Xi was like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and when he was about to start a fierce resistance, Shiba took the lead in interrupting Ji Xi before he had time to speak.

Xibayu continued earnestly: "Ji Xi, no matter what you become, I will never dislike you. Ever since I made a marriage vow with you many years ago, I have really made up my mind to be responsible to you for the rest of my life." Never give up."

Ji Xi looked at Shiba with a moved face. "Oh my god! Is this true? Husband~~~"

席巴毫不犹豫地点了点头。“当然是真的。只不过……亲爱的，以后情况许可的话，也请妳停下劳动不休的嘴巴，好好地听听我说的话吧！毕竟夫妻之间一来一往的，这样才叫做交流啊！”

"Oh~husband~~my dear husband~~~I love you so much~!" The exaggerated Ji Xi couldn't help but pounced on Xiba.

Fortunately, Shiba quickly opened his strong arms and hugged his wife Kissingly. "I love you too."

Ignoring the other people in the petrochemical scene, Xiba and Jixi, who were like no one else, embraced passionately.

After that, a farce gradually ended under the peaceful mediation of the judge and the two parties.

"..."

When a farce is over, the most excited and happy person is Illumi.Now, Illumi can finally let go of the big stone in his heart that has been settled for a long time.And of course that guy Hisoka, he can finally relax.A few days ago, Hisoka was still worried that if Shiba and Jixi really divorced, wouldn't his Illumi lose confidence in love? In that case, how much would it be for Hisoka? A heavy blow!

"Huh~ The matter is finally resolved satisfactorily." Illumi said with a look of relief.

Hisoka was also very happy about it. "Illumi, you should have the appetite to eat now!"

"That's needless to say~!" Illumi showed a sweet smile. "Hisuo, I'm starving. Let's go! Let's go eat delicious food together!"

Hisoka nodded happily, then held Illumi's hand tightly, and headed to the restaurant he frequented together.

“西索，我们这辈子都不要说离婚这两个字，好吗？”伊路米心中感慨万分。

Hisoka pursed his lips, with a deep and affectionate smile on his face.

"Does it need to be said? Illumi, the two of us will never be separated in this life. No matter who it is, no matter what happens, nothing can separate us."

Hisoka and Illumi clasped their fingers tightly, they looked at each other in a tacit understanding, and they both smiled knowingly.

In this life, never leave.This love lasts forever.

Hold your hand and grow old together.

"Illumi, I heard that the dessert shop called 'Dessert from Heaven' has launched a new menu! There is your favorite chocolate dessert, let's order that later~!"

"Of course~! Hisoka, today is your treat~!"

"Okay~! I will pay for the treat today~!"

There may be too many reasons for a divorce.However, as long as they are still in love with each other, they can find a hundred, a thousand, or 1 reasons to continue being together!

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