Naruto: red makeup and blood

Yilong yelled: "Mu Xue can't swim!" and hurriedly dived into the water to salvage.

"Ah?" Kakashi's dead fish eyes almost turned white, and his tone changed: "Then the awesome guy...was thrown into the water?"

But what surprised him the most was that the river was less than two meters deep, and his head could be exposed when he stood at the bottom of the river, so he could drown... Take it...

But when it comes to this, Kakashi and Akai have an ominous premonition at the same time - this guy has been dumped, which means that no one is suppressing the crocodile now...

The water sprayed from behind, hitting the two of them continuously, but...the two of them didn't dare to look back to see what the scene was like.

"Hey..." Akai's voice trembled and trembled: "What should we do?"

Kakashi took a deep breath, then exhaled it all, and said in a calm tone that he tried his best to maintain: "Akai, do you know what youth is?"

Akai turned his head weakly to look at Kakashi, and said, "...Suddenly...I don't know..."

Kakashi stood there stunned, a crow flew over his head, and the bird droppings fell on Akai's head...

"It's unreasonable!" Akai yelled into the sky with fire in his eyes: "How dare you look down on my hairstyle, this is my favorite watermelon rind!" While shouting, he chased in the direction of the crow, and there happened to be a road in that direction. A crocodile struggling desperately.

So, Akai stepped forward, picked up the big tail of the crocodile, swung it vigorously, and threw it in the direction where the crow was escaping.But how could such a big and fierce crocodile be dealt with all at once?The crocodile slammed its front paws on the ground, and with a flick of its back, Akai was successfully thrown away.

Yilong managed to salvage the unconscious Muxue from the water, and just as he walked to the opposite bank, a black shadow fell from the sky.Looking up, I saw Akai falling to the top of his head with a tangled expression...

Kakashi stared blankly at the one wounded and two unconscious, and Yuchu sighed: "Akai, are you an accomplice invited by the crocodile?"

Akai was lying by the river, with half of his body submerged in the water, and he gave a weak dry smile: "Heh...hehe...I almost threw the crocodile out just now...hehe..."

However, in the current situation, it is not a good sign to be poor in the water, because the crocodile has crawled over again.Although it can't get rid of the steel wire on the mouth for a while, the big claws are scary enough.

So, Kakashi made a decisive decision, ran to the bank quickly, carried Muxue and Yilong on his back, dragged Akai's ankle with one hand, and fled the river quickly.The crocodile looked up and disappeared, so it slowly retreated into the water resentfully...

After feeling safe, Kakashi put everyone on his back down, looking at Yilong who was unconscious from the impact and Mu Xue who was unconscious from drowning, Kakashi said, "Akai, which one should we save first?" ?”

The disgraced Akai didn't go into a coma, and even replied weakly: "I think I need to be rescued too!"

Kakashi rested his chin in one hand and nodded again and again: "It makes sense!"

When Akai heard this, he looked happy, and just said: "Thank you..." But he saw Kakashi walking up to Mu Xue, hesitating.

"Akai, let me ask you!" Kakashi asked for advice again: "If Zebei Yilong is unconscious and we can't save him, can we touch his girlfriend?"

"What are you going to do? A pervert!" Akai yelled, and turned over forcefully to lie on the ground.

Kakashi glanced at Akai who was gnashing his teeth, and said, "Don't get me wrong, I just think that if the drowning person misses the rescue time, he might die, while the one who is simply unconscious just needs a rest and will wake up on his own."

He was right, so Akai was immediately discouraged, buried his face in the soil, and ignored him.

"Akai, I don't know how to save a drowning person, can I replace you?" Kakashi asked "..." Akai remained motionless.

"Akai, how do I get her to spit out the water? Can you tell me?" Kakashi asked again.

"..." Akai remained motionless.

"Akai, if you really faint, I can give you artificial respiration first!"

"I don't want you to do artificial respiration! You BT!" Akai jumped up and yelled at Kakashi.

Kakashi looked at Akai blankly and said, "Wake up!"

"Cut, bastard!" Akai rubbed his head, which was still in pain, and said, "Okay, okay, I'll save the drowning one!"

While acting, he explained to Kakashi. "First, kneel on one leg and stand up on the other, like this!"

Kakashi suddenly realized: "Oh, the pose of a marriage proposal!"

Akai yelled again: "What are you thinking about every day, bastard!" He coughed twice to stabilize his mood, helped Mu Xue to lie on his standing leg, and said: "Then Like this, let her abdomen be pressed on the standing legs, support her forehead, and make the trachea in a straight line..." Just now, Mu Xue opened her mouth and spit out a puddle of water.

"...In this way, the water in the stomach will come out!" After Akai finished speaking, he put Mu Xue back on the ground.

Kakashi pointed at Mu Xue who was still unconscious, and asked, "Then why isn't she awake?"

Akai also saw that this was indeed the case, so he put his hands under her neck, raised her neck a little, and said, "If you still don't wake up, you need to do artificial respiration, like this..." Suddenly paused, and a thought came to her mind. It looked like the blackened Mu Xue slapped her, that might smash a mountain.So he put Mu Xue down, put his hand on his forehead, and said, "Kakashi...I suddenly felt a little dizzy again...so...artificial respiration...you do it..." After speaking, he lay down on the ground.

Kakashi stayed there, still asking: "Akai, let me ask you! With Zebei Yilong unconscious, can we touch his girlfriend?"

"... Ah... dizziness..." Akai shouted while shouting in his heart: "It's none of my business! Come on, come on!"

Kakashi walked over, still hesitating: "Akai, if you do artificial respiration, you won't be discovered by her, right? Otherwise, you will be in big trouble!"

Akai still yelled in his heart: "Hurry up, Kakashi! If you don't hurry up, she won't be able to wake up!"

Kakashi squatted down, already very close to Mu Xue, hesitating again: "Akai, if you only do artificial respiration, she won't be pregnant, right?"

"What have you been thinking about all day?" Akai jumped up again and shouted, "How can you get pregnant after artificial respiration?!"

"Ah, I woke up again!" Kakashi pointed at Akai and said expressionlessly.

Akai blushed, turned his back and coughed twice, relieved the embarrassment, and continued: "Kakashi, if you don't do artificial respiration, she may die!"

Kakashi was silent for a few seconds, and said, "You do it!"

"I said, Kakashi!" Akai slowly turned his head, tears streaming down his face, and said, "You've seen how she beat me! I don't want to be beaten by her again! I'll die! "

Kakashi blinked his dead fish eyes and said, "If I do it, I can't avoid being beaten!"

"No, that's different!" Akai patted Kakashi on the shoulder and said, "You're too strong, she might not be able to hit you at all!"

"Then..." Kakashi's dead fish eyes suddenly flashed brightly, and he said, "I'm the winner of this competition!"

"Take advantage of the fire!" Akai shouted, holding his head.

Kakashi looked like he was grasping the handle, and said, "How is it?"

Akai thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth: "Okay!" When he looked up, he saw that Kakashi had already bent over and started artificial respiration.

"Kakashi...you..." Akai changed his angle to look at the place where the two touched, but was blocked by Kakashi's slap on the face.

Akai managed to break free, took a few breaths, pointed to Kakashi and said, "It's just doing artificial respiration, but you actually took off the mask, even I've never seen you without a mask!"

At this time, Mu Xue's fingers moved, and she felt something was wrong when she felt something. When she opened her eyes suddenly, she saw a face that was too close to her eyes, so she instinctively slapped it away...

Kakashi was startled and quickly evacuated, but unfortunately it was too late...

Muxue coughed violently, pointing at Kakashi and yelling, "Get lost! Immediately!"

Akai watched Kakashi put on the mask with his back to him, turned around and saw a red and swollen palm print extending to his left eye, and roared in his heart: "I didn't see it again! I didn't see it again!"

Kakashi explained: "Because the mask is wet, artificial respiration will not work well!"

Mu Xue picked up a stone and threw it at random, while roaring: "I didn't mean that!" After shouting, she coughed violently again, if she hadn't calmed down now, she would have to kill them.

The stone hit Kakashi's forehead impartially, and a line of blood flowed down his face.Kakashi endured the pain and continued: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in women who haven't developed, so just pretend nothing happened..."

Just as he was talking, he saw Akai pointing at his back with a terrified expression, and said, "Kakashi, back...back..."

When Kakashi turned his head, Mu Xue, who had turned black again, slowly got up from the ground...

No one knows what happened afterwards, but only Mu Xue passed the exam, and Yilong successfully graduated after the Ninja School re-examination.As for Akai and Kakashi, it seems to be declared invalid, wait for the opportunity to take the test again...

Later, Lin accidentally revealed that when the people outside couldn't wait to go in to save people, Mu Xue walked out of the death forest against three comatose boys who had retried.According to Mu Xue, they were besieged by a group of black bears, and everyone was slapped.

Tsunade immediately conducted a detailed examination for them, and the final conclusion was that Yilong was just lethargic, Akaipi was injured, and Kakashi had three fractures...

It's just that everyone has a question - how did the slap print on Kakashi's face come from?Looks like it's much smaller than a bear's paw...