Naruto: red makeup and blood

In the main hall, the new king—Kui Yueliu, is sitting on the main seat, dreaming about the gold and silver that will come in tomorrow, dreaming about the powerful ninja village that will be built after getting rich, dreaming about his future status in the ninja world, dreaming about the Five Kages stepped on their feet...

Alice walked slowly up the hall, where there was no guard at all, until she was in front of the throne.

"Who is it?" Kui Yueliu was suddenly alert, and raised his eyes to see the person standing in front of him. "You?" Kui Yueli looked familiar, but really couldn't remember which character it was.

Alice smiled gently: "Uncle, don't you remember me? I have a son, Kuiyue has a son!"

"Have a son?" Kui Yueli nearly fell off the throne, and subconsciously looked at the glazed box hanging above her head.

Alice also glanced at the box, and said with a smile: "That's it, the thing that will be announced tonight! Does it mean that if I'm no longer alive, that kind of thing will be invalid?"

Kui Yueliu was not in a hurry to answer her words, but pointed at her with trembling hands: "You...how are you... still alive?" After rolling his eyes, he changed his words again: "No, you don't It’s not that you have a child! You just fell in love with this wealthy town, and you’re here to pick up cheap ones!”

Alice simply ignored what he said, and only said: "I know you entrusted a ninja to protect you! However, in order to make your death more clear, I decided to do it after you announced the contents inside! So , when the time comes, please call those ninjas to the main hall. See if they will protect you after they know your evil deeds!" After finishing speaking, he retreated to the outside of the hall, and stopped at the door. Exit, and said: "That's right! If you hadn't killed my parents, maybe I would spare your life!" After saying this, I really walked out, and the door of the palace was closed!

"Hmph!" Kui Yueliu sneered, and said, "As long as you are willing to pay, you can hire any kind of ninja! I don't believe they will give up this expensive money and choose not to protect me!"

In a hidden corner some distance away from the main hall, Yue Cheng, who had been listening with pricked ears, couldn't help sighing: "Oh... this person is too self-righteous!"

Mu Xue also agreed with this statement, and turned to Alice who had just returned: "How is it? Have you seen the furnishings in the palace?"

Alice nodded: "It's the same as before, except that a lot of things may be added during the dinner. So, we still have to play by ear!"

Mu Xue nodded while thinking.

Yuecheng asked curiously: "What was in that box? Since he was so afraid of publishing the contents, why didn't he just destroy it?"

Alice frowned, and said, "That's the summoning letter for the next leader to ascend the throne. Since it was locked in by my father's secret technique, no matter how unwilling he is, he can't take it down! Originally, when I was 20 On the first birthday—that is, tonight, it is the date to take out the summoning book. And, after tonight, father’s secret technique will be invalidated, and the calling book inside can be disposed of by him!”

Mu Xue nodded and said casually: "That's why I've detained you outside until now! Otherwise, you must have been killed by him again!"

Alice smiled slightly: "Otherwise, why didn't you leave after saying so many times?" Then she asked with some doubts: "Mu Xue, the previous assassinations were all carried out by yourself, and it would take so much money. Is it a setback?"

"Huh?" Mu Xue, who was thinking about the question, didn't react for a while, and after thinking about Alice's question, she said: "Of course it wasn't so troublesome before, usually I sneaked in and killed people at once! Of course It’s also the first time to send a notice letter!” He shrugged and said, “Because I thought it would be fun!”

Yuecheng stared at her disdainfully, and said, "Yes, if it wasn't for the notice letter, he wouldn't have entrusted a ninja to protect him in advance, so there wouldn't be such trouble!" Without confidence, he asked obediently: "Then what measures do we have to take to sneak into the banquet? Could it be possible to lie down on the plate?"

Mu Xue, who hadn't come up with a solution at first, suddenly came up with an idea after hearing this, then looked at Yuecheng meaningfully, and then nodded uncontrollably.

"You...what do you want to do? I...I can tell you, I...I am...still...still young..." Yue Cheng retreated back and forth with both hands on the chest guard, seeing her like that, she knew that she hadn't thought of anything Serious idea.

***

Of course, by the time of the dinner, Yuecheng could finally prove that she didn't have any serious ideas in her head.

"Wow, this girl with cat ears is really nice!" Jiraiya patted the back of the silver-haired cat-eared maid next to him while drinking.

It's nothing at all, but if the judges know that this maid is played by Yuecheng, then...

Of course, the two veiled maids standing behind her also burst out laughing, but they didn't dare to make a sound, so they kept trembling.

"Well~ I didn't expect to meet Jiraiya-sama by chance outside, what a coincidence!" Kakashi was at the table next to Jiraiya, politely.

"That's what happened!" Akai also gave Zilaiya a thumbs up: "The ninja who dares to violate lust and caution like this is only Master Zilaiya!"

"Wahhaha~" Ji Lai Ye laughed even wider, stretched out his hand to grab the silver hair on Yuecheng's head, "Everyone is an adult man, so don't be so depressed! But I really didn't expect to be invited to the dinner party! "

At this time, Kui Yueli also hurriedly made a toast on the throne: "I didn't expect that one of the famous Sannin, Zirai, would come to our small place. What a great honor!" With such a powerful person coming, I can't lose my life now!

"Well~ I didn't expect that the new king would only invite a few of us! Wouldn't the other nobles come?" Kakashi said, scanning the somewhat empty hall.

"This..." Kui Yueli replied with some hesitation: "It's nothing too important, it's just a comfort banquet for everyone, of course there is no need to invite others! Besides, how can there be any princes and nobles in our small place?" Honestly, the less people know about this matter, the better.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Jiraiya's salty pig's hand began to pinch Yuecheng's ear, and said, "Since there is nothing important, let's take it as a relaxation! After all, this is also the town of hot springs, why don't you treat me later?" How about this girl with cat ears taking a bath with me?" While rubbing her face against Yuecheng's.

Yuecheng was already so angry that his teeth were itching, but he still had to take into account the mission and couldn't attack, so he continued to pinch his throat and said delicately: "Don't touch my ears again, or I will bite you!"

As soon as these words came out, the two standing maids twitched more violently, shaking even more violently, and it was estimated that they would suffer internal injuries if they stopped laughing.

Zilai also laughed and brought his hand to Yuecheng's mouth, teasing so desperately: "Bite! You bite! If the bite doesn't hurt, uncle, I won't let you go!"

Yuecheng looked at the hand, his eyes were shining, he opened his mouth and bit it down, blood flowed down in an instant.

Zilai also stared at the two rows of teeth marks on his hands and started to be dazed, and said to himself: "You are not big, your teeth are pretty good!" He hooked Yuecheng's neck and rubbed against his face again, with a very silvery expression : "But I like it!"

The two maids in the back had crouched down slowly with their stomachs in their arms, then knelt on their knees, unable to get up again.

"You two, how decent are you?" Kui Yueli yelled loudly from above.

"We...we just..." One of the maids rolled her eyes and tried to find a way to explain it, but she couldn't figure it out.

Another taller maid rushed to help: "We just want to go over and toast the adults!"

"No, no, no!" Zi Lai also hurriedly recruited himself: "They are not close to women, and it is enough for you to come and serve the immortal!" He laughed even louder.

The two maids couldn't argue anymore, so they agreed, and moved to the two sides of Zilaiya on their knees, one serving the plate and the other the wine jug.

"Hmm~ Are there really too many people?" Jiraiya looked at the three people around him, then at the one next to Kui Yueliu, and at the emptiness next to Kakashi and Akai, so he said "Do you want me to share one of you as a fairy? I won't let you go, Miss Maoer!" Then, he hugged Yuecheng even tighter, and pointed to the two maids who just came over and said: "Which one do you want to serve? Tall or short?"

At this moment, the taller one was about to stand up first: "Let me go!"

Jiraiya suddenly stretched out his hand to hold her back: "After thinking about it, I still prefer taller ones! Short winter melons are so useless!"

The short man was not happy to hear this, so he deliberately spilled the wine all over his body with a trembling hand, and apologized while wiping, "I'm really sorry, the short winter melon god horse's hands and feet are too clumsy, and it's still like this when serving you alone. It’s even worse to serve two people at the same time. Why don’t you let the tall one pass by, you can see how ingenious she is when she grows so tall like eating chemical fertilizer! Besides, the tall one has no breasts, isn’t it more handy? ?”

The tall one stared at the short one with innocent eyes and said: "I have never eaten chemical fertilizers! If you can grow as tall as me by eating chemical fertilizers, do you eat potatoes to grow so short? Then eat What makes you grow breasts?"

Hearing this, the short one smiled first: "I don't know! Would you like to try it?" Then he stood up suddenly, stepped on Jiraiya's low table, and shouted: "I'll be there in a while." Put a potato in your mouth and see if it makes you shrink!"

"It's too impulsive! Do you want to do this kind of experiment?" Gao also stood up, embracing his chest with his hands: "But I'm used to it, you can do such cruel things!"

The short one folded his arms around his chest, provocatively: "Hmph! Just know!"

"Hey, you two calm down!" Yuecheng reminded in a low voice.

"Well~" Zilai also pointed to the short one, and said, "It's decided! This short one is too long-winded, let me drag it away!"

"Hey!" The short one stomped his foot on the table and shouted loudly, "You unscrupulous uncle, do you want to drive me away like this? Since when did you start to like the washboard?"

"You... you... how decent are you!" Kui Yueli, the chief seat, pointed at the two presumptuous maids and shouted, his face livid.Even the famous actor who served by his side had never dared to be so presumptuous.

The two maids, one tall and one short, cast a glance at him at the same time, and said sharply: "It's so noisy!" Then the war of eyes between the two continued.

"The inner one... the inner one..." Yuecheng anxiously scratched his ears and cheeks.

Zilai also scratched Yuecheng's hair and ears, and said comfortingly: "Don't worry! Don't worry! Uncle, I will remember that girl's name soon!"

"Huh?" Yuecheng looked at Jiraiya's weird expression with horror on his face, and wondered if this was a trick against him?

At this time, Zilai also blurted out after pondering: "Noma Muxue! That's right, that's the name!"

After hearing this sentence, the two maids who were still bickering stopped their personal fight instantly, and looked at Jiraiya in horror.

"Well~" Kakashi said: "You have been exposed!" Then he pointed to the bone bell in the left ear of the short maid: "It was exposed from the beginning!"

Yuecheng raised his forehead with a crying face... please allow me to be sad...