I am a cat in the palace

Seeing that old Fulin couldn't understand what I wanted to say, I had no choice but to turn my words into actions. I jumped onto the window sill next to me from the cradle of fleshy meat, and slapped open the half-covered window with my paw. The spring was just outside, and I jumped again Go back to Little Rourou's cradle and rub his little meaty face.Then he shouted at Fulin: "It's such a nice weather, take Xiaorourou out to bask in the sun!"

Meow meow, meow meow...

Old Fulin looked at the window, then looked at me, and I stared at him, if you still don't understand this, just be stupid.

"Daxian, do you want the old slave to take the young prince out for a walk?"

"Meow!" Yes!I finally understood that it is true that people say that people become mature with age.

"The weather outside is nice, Mrs. Qi, Mrs. Wu, you two will hug the little prince and go outside to bask in the sun. In two days, the little prince will be full moon. It's time to go out and bask in the sun, or you won't grow taller." .”

I love basking in the sun the most, and cats who love to bask in the sun are good cats.

Yongshan Palace is not big, there are only two entrances, the front and the back, and there is a corridor between the two entrances. The front entrance is occupied by handymen, eunuchs, and maids, and the back entrance is lived in by the meaty and personal servants, the chief steward and the nanny.There is a simple small garden between the two courtyard rooms, with a set of stone tables and benches on one side, and some ordinary flowers and trees like pandan and laurel on the other side, without any things with long needles , there are no tall plants, and there are no rockery and flowing water. It is just a small and monotonous yard, which can be seen clearly at a glance.

I squatted on the flower bed, eye to eye with Xiao Rourou. He was wrapped in a soft quilt and lay obediently in the nurse's arms. He was probably not hungry, so he didn't cry or make a fuss, and was very quiet.Because of the fleshy face, the boy's eyes, which were relatively big when he was born, have been squeezed into a thin slit, blocked by long eyelashes, and it is impossible to tell whether the eyes are open or closed unless you look carefully. .

I still remember that when he was just carried out of the coffin, he was wrapped in the spiritual curtain that Fulin randomly took from his mother's body. The bright yellow spiritual curtain made his little face more black and purple, and the skin on his body was completely bruised. Wrinkled, black with blood scabs all over the head, so ugly.If it weren't for the crying like a cat meowing in his mouth, he could hardly tell that he was alive.

It's only been less than a month, and these two nannies have contributed a lot to raising a little white fat man. I looked at them and nodded with satisfaction.

Heh~ The sun was warm, and I was a little sleepy from the sun, so I yawned long towards the sky.I lowered my head, oh, that kid actually imitated me, and yawned too, oh shit!Sleeping for ten hours a day is still not enough, still sleepy!I leaned over and rubbed my head against Rourou's little face, Rourou grinned, probably tickled by me, and stretched out her little paws to grab me.After confirming that the little thing was covered with my smell, I stood aside and carefully looked at the fleshy little face and red lips, feeling a deep sense of satisfaction in my heart. This little thing——is me of!

"It's been almost half an hour since I came out, and the little prince is sleepy too. I'll take him to nurse and sleep." Mrs. Qi said to Mrs. Wu who bowed her head while embroidering. One meal, but there are rules, no matter when meat is fed or breastfed, both of them must be present together.But this time, Mrs. Wu was busy with her needlework, so she didn't respond to Mrs. Qi's words, she just nodded and asked Mrs. Qi to carry Rourou back.

Although there are a lot of people in the palace, no one will stare closely at the nanny while she is breastfeeding. Of course, this no one does not include me, and I am not a human being, I am a cat!

Little Rourou is sleepy, and I am sleepy too, so I plan to sleep in his cradle after Rourou finishes feeding and falls asleep. His nest is much more comfortable than mine.

Huh?What is Mrs. Qi doing?What did she put on her nipples?Meow!What the hell are you doing?

Mrs. Qi acted sneakily. After wiping it, she picked up Rourou, picked up the breast and wanted to stuff it into Rourou's mouth, "Meow!" What are you smearing on your tits, just give it to my meat, dirty Not dirty!

"Little prince, I'm sorry, I don't want to, but that person took the lives of my family. If you don't die, my three sons will not survive. Little prince, don't worry, you leave, and mother Qi will accompany you Let's go together, Mama Qi will nurse you on Huangquan Road, she will definitely not let you go hungry." As she was talking, drops of water dripped from Madam Qi's face.

Meow meow, what are you talking about!what does it mean!Who cares about your company!Get out of here!

I've seen a lot of these conspiracies and tricks for hundreds of years, but it's okay to touch anyone, but not my flesh and blood!This is the baby that I stepped on. If I hadn't stepped on him, he would have entered the gate of hell. His life was given by me, and it is mine. I dare to move my things, so I don't want to live!

"Oh! Ah—my eyes! My eyes! Help! Help—"

"Oh, what's wrong with Daxian? Hurry up, hug the little prince well!"

"Miss Qi! Lady Qi's eyes were caught!"

"The Great Immortal has gone crazy!"

You TNND are crazy!Ben Daxian, ah bah!I!I am saving your life, do you know that?If there is something wrong with Rourou, none of you waiters will survive, and you will all have to be pulled out and beheaded every minute.

"What's going on?" Fulin came.

I jumped on his shoulders, this old man, although he is not young, but he is not old and dim-sighted, I think he is more trustworthy than those guys with ulterior motives.

"Master Huifu said it was the Great Immortal. Mrs. Qi was just about to breastfeed the young prince when she picked up the young prince. The immortal jumped up and scratched Mrs. Qi's eyes with his paw. If Mrs. Qi hadn't held her firmly, the little prince would have been in danger." I was thrown." A court lady was the first to come out to answer, and she was in charge of changing the diapers for Rourou.Once Rourou took a shit, and the butt was sticky, she thought it was dirty, so she just wiped Rourou with a diaper that was stained with feces, and then put on a new diaper, without even washing him clean. The uncomfortable flesh wanted to cry, but I was so angry that I slapped her, leaving a blood mark on her face as a lesson.

Fulin turned his head to look at me, his old face turned to the cat's face, I bared my teeth at him, what are you looking at, am I that kind of unreasonable and mischievous cat?

"Miss Qi, what have you done?" Fulin turned to look at Mistress Qi after watching me.

right!Ask her, what did she do?

"No, Mr. Fu, you know, I really didn't do anything. Just now you let us hug the little prince to go out to bask in the sun. After a while, the little prince was sleepy, so I carried him in to feed him and prepare to coax him." He was sleeping. As a result, just as I was about to feed it, the cat——that cat suddenly jumped up and scratched my eyes, woohoo...my eye is probably going to fail." She covered her eyes Blood oozes out from between the fingers, meow!It seems that the paw I just grasped in a hurry was really hard.

But!How dare she say nothing?

"Ah! Grab it quickly, don't, ah!" Miss Qi immediately hugged her head and screamed when she saw me rushing towards her again.

"Don't move! I want to see why Daxian doesn't jump at anyone, but you." Fulin stopped the hands on my tail and hind legs with one sentence, and I turned to look at him, then jumped on The table faced Mrs. Qi and rushed over, then grabbed her bulging chest with her claws, hooked off half of her chest collar with one claw.

The weather is getting hotter, and her clothes are not thick enough, and she took off her thin jacket early for the convenience of breastfeeding in the house. I slammed my paw down, and half of the collar of the underwear was torn off, revealing half of her round breasts. With a cry of surprise, he covered his chest.

Fulin's face changed, "Where is the doctor girl? Go and see if there is anything on her breasts."

With Fulin's call, Madam Qi was so frightened that she collapsed on the ground on the spot, dripping wetly from her buttocks, it stinks to death!

The female doctor came soon, lifted the clothes to see that the white powder on the breast milk hadn't been wiped off by the clothes, wiped it with cotton, and came up with the inspection report, poison.

One of the two nannies was condemned to the nine clans, the other was sent into exile, and the people who served Rourou changed again.It's just that the manager is still Fulin, and since that day, Rourou's cradle has grown bigger, and I can get into Rourou's cradle anytime and anywhere, go when I want, and sleep as long as I want At that time, even if the emperor came, I could just lie down and sleep with Rourou swaggeringly.

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The comfortable time passed quickly, and soon, Rourou learned to turn over and sit.

In order to let him start to have the freedom to move with me as soon as possible, when he started to roll over and shake his calf, I started to teach him—to crawl!

right!Four legs...well...well, hands and feet, no, no, not stomach!I know that your belly is full of flesh, but you have to stand up, you can't crawl on the ground with your belly alone!Be like this!I lay down on the ground to show him, but he still can only use his chubby belly to push the ground, and his four little paws are doing useless work in mid-air.I hated the iron and gave him a "meow" at him, but he just smiled at me stupidly, and the two bright white teeth that had just emerged from the gums were shining in the sun.

I sighed helplessly, walked over, raised my paw and gently tapped his forehead, then rubbed and rubbed forehead to forehead fiercely.

"(≧^.^≦) Meow~" I teased Rourou to crawl after me, Rourou chased after my buttocks on all fours, with both hands reaching for my tail from time to time.I still remember the pain of being pulled out by his chubby hand yesterday, and I didn't dare to let his little hand pick it up, but I was afraid that he would not be able to catch up with me, so I took two steps forward and stopped to wait for a while , Always keep a distance of two to three steps from the little guy.

"Cat... cat, cat, cat!"

The first sentence Rourou learned to say was neither the emperor nor the concubine mother, but—maomao!

For this, I think I can be proud of at least 20 years.